> Countdown to China GP:
whenisf1on.com
>Session time in your time
f1calendar.com
> /f1/ Fantasy League
www.FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387
> Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 25 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 18 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points
First for Gimi wins
>>75066044
anime desu
First for Gimi wins lol
CUHEYENEH
>>75066058
>>75066062
wew m8
Kimi Raikkonen, desu
reminder
Post yfw Hamilton chokes on the first lap.
>>75066111
Trips confirm
>>75066111
trips tho
>>75066111
>mfw he wins anyway
The ferraritears are gonna be beautiful desu
>>75066142
Anime fags need to kill themselves
>>75066068
Will he ever win Spa again? Also, sexy McLaren nose.
>>75066068
hmm, lightweight cars moving like angry hornets
>>75066152
This year desu
>>75066149
>complaining about anime images on 4chan
You are now Eric Boullier and it's September 2017. Alonso has just informed you that he won't re-sign with McLaren for 2018. Who will you get to replace Alonso and partner Vandoorne?
Keep in mind that it has to be realistic and the driver has to be very high level so that Honda and sponsors stay happy. You need experience, speed and prestige. Money is no concern, you can afford to pay 40 million a year if you need to.
Drivers with no contr?ct for ????:
>Vettel
>Räikkönen
>Bottas
>Massa
>Perez
>Grosjean
>Magnussen
>Palmer
>Sainz
>Ericsson
>Wehrlein
>>75066176
Bionic Button desu
>>75066111
>mfw VettelWinsLol again
>mfw Fat John ascends to a 5th place finish
>>75066176
Grosjean.
>>75066176
Carloz Sains
Can we meme this into reality? Praise Kek guys!
It is quite adorable how Seb is picking up Kimi's manner of speaking.
>>75066176
MSC
post more kimi
>>75066111
nice Trips
>Here we have to see if it's more harder or less easier to overtake
what did kimi mean with this?
>>75066256
>>75066149
i agree desu..
>>75066111
>>75066176
Unironically Gio the Nazi.
>>75066280
one of the the times grand tour actually did it right
>>75066280
Is that actually him?
Whore-men can not ever repent because they think doing that will lose them their status as ladykillers, without realizing that they never even had it. They have always been pathetic clowns in everyone's eyes. Like Kimi Räikkönen, of whom you can't believe that he is a Formula 1 driver when you encounter him, because he looks like a teenager who's lost his moped and only thinks about pussy. None of them have any honor that could ever be insulted. Of all humans they are the least humane because they think that life is better when you are a cunt.
Kimi Räikkönen fucks as much as he desires because he is so rich that it doesn't count as infidelity. His wife counts money.
>>75066176
Gio is best they can get
>>75066373
ANGRY FINNLANDER STRIKES AGAIN
>>75066366
>killing poor boy's carreer
>>75066366
>>75066374
>implying Ferrari will let McLaren have Gio
>implying Gio won't replace Kimi for 2018
>implying the tifosi won't lynch Arrivabenis and Maccarone if they won't put an Italian in the car the first chance they get
>>75066372
yes
>>75066280
The new season of Top Gear (with Harris, LeBlanc and Reid as main hosts) has been so much better than Grand Tour so far.
>>75066416
i'm pretty sure Marchionne would want an Italian driver at Ferrari
>>75066416
they did, actually they put 2 different ones when massa was potato
>>75048948
Shanghai is not the most entertaining race but with rain forecast for Sunday Le Bully Riccibobby could be in with a chance. Fingers crossed his teammate puts his clog into Hamilton's rear doody diffuser.
I'll be going to the race again this year. Last time I went was 2013. I was seated at the end of the back straight and watched Wobbler wobble off the road with a car failure. This year I'll be in the B grass stand. Hope it provides a clear view of the first turning complex (270º right immediately followed by a 180º left).
The crowd there is not very rowdy, beer is reasonably priced though weak shit. Some fit birds about. All the good ones are in the paddock though, where I'll never be able to afford tickets
>>75066456
Yeah but the hype for Giovinazzi in Italy is huge as you've probably noticed. And as >>75066455 said, Marchionne thinks very highly of Gio and would like to see him at Ferrari. I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled the trigger and brought Gio to the Scuderia for 2018 already. It all depends on his performance this year but I think there's at least a 70% chance now.
>>75066477
>gio the 88 nazi joins in 2018
>gets better times than vetlel
>vetlel sinks into depression like a couple of years ago with ricciardo
plz kek
make it habben
>>75066458
>look up what Paddock Club tickets for an F1 race cost
>guess tha they are in the 1500-2000 € range
>they are actually over 5000 €
and you don't even get real pit lane access, only "guided tours through the pit lane"
Have Ferrari ever hired a rookie driver?
Technically, 2018 would be Gio's debut season.
>>75066495
>you don't even get real pit lane access
that's because you might be a dirty kraut spy
>>75066495
IIRC with paddock club you get access to the motorhome-area but not the actual pit lane and pit boxes, you'd need some connections with one of the teams to get in there
>>75066495
>buy paddock club pass to one grand prix
>make mates with someone from Sauber or Haas or some other low team during the weekend
>get invited to every grand prix
>???
>profit
i just saw that honda PU uses an axial compressor.
i don't know why they would prefer an axial compressor, but there's a fundamental reason if automotive engines all use radial compressors.
axial machines work best in a narrow range of volumetric flow-rate (the highest), given a rotational speed; everytime the engine revs up and down, the volume flow-rate varies and the compressor goes out of its BEP, so >muh 20%
honda guys pls harakiri
>>75066455
no, also
>terroni at ferrari
>>75066497
>Implying Pascal will ever get his seat back
Also, technically Villenueve was
how come there are no American F1 drivers?
>>75066549
Too fat.
>>75066555
You from Vancouver, lad?
>>75066555
number six from the left is not what it seems
number 3 is taken lads
also nice digits
>>75066560
Sri Banta
>>75066495
>start doing stand up
>live in a studio apartment in a nigger infested area
>sleep on a futon
>eat only noodles and ketchup
>endure this for 20 years
>???
>Will Buxton invites you to the Canadian Grand Prix
>live happily ever after
>>75066569
No, you from Sydney, cobba?
>>75066560
fuck you and your body-shaming
>>75066599
>leastern australia
nah, lad.
>>75066549
I think there's only one person with a super license from the states, and that is Alexander Rossi who drove for Manor at one point.
>>75066549
American drivers can't even win in their own dedicated containment series, how would they succeed in F1?
GIMI WILL WIN
>>75066613
Well I am so fuck you
>>75066620
>rossi
>muh heritage
>dallara chassis and bodywork
>ferrari PU and transmission
FUG
Why everyone loves Kimi suddenly?
>>75066384
Just dishing out some harsh truths like Dante.
>>75066653
People have always liked Kimi.
Finnish autism is endearing.
amd amx
>>75066653
https://youtu.be/CvvW_JQrQ48
1:48
2:09
>>75066653
OG Gimi fan here.
On the Gimi freight train since 2001.
>>75066678
>that laugh at 2:03
You know deep down he loathes most women. Minttu must be a special person to attract Kimi.
>>75066527
>Fuck a WAG while their driver is out on track
>Get invited to every race to service them
FTFY
does anyone know when the /sp/ cup starts with the /f1/ team?
can't find anything on the >implying rigged website
>>75066694
Jessica Button doesn't come to the races anymore, though.
>>75066689
indeed (s)he's very special
>>75066703
Romania guy should know
>>75066703
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl
>>75066703
The groups haven't been drawn yet, in fact the last day of signups is on Monday. The cup will take place on 16 and 17 (maybe 18 too if there are too many teams).
>>75066783
>>75066785
thanks
>>75066176
KOBAYASHI you retards
Today, I will remind them.
>>75066176
Lotterer.
>>75066864
Don't delude yourself
>practically all of the F1 world is either a) beginning to doubt Wehrlein b) beginning to question his talent c) beginning to acknowledge how lackluster his first season was d) hype up /ourboi/ the Nazi or e) all of the above
>the Princess Pascal nickname has stuck for good (thanks Will Buxton lol)
Feels vindicating man
>>75066708
yeah but Emilia will go to some and there won't be a horse there.
And what about Victoria?
>>75067061
I couldn't do that to Valtteri.
I don't class Victoria-Jane as a WAG, desu. That doesn't mean I don't want to bend her over amx's dressing table in his room in the Red Bull Energy Station and pump her full of baby batter.
>>75066176
It's going to be a straight swap between Bottas and Alonso
It's no secret that Mercedes wanted Alonso and both sides have confirmed this to be the case. Alonso probably has the most watertight contract ever (knowing his past adventures) and Mercedes cited this as the end of the negotiations. It is also not a secret that Bottas signed a 1 year deal only.
Bottas is doomed at Merc either way. If he does better than Hamilton, Hamilton will fully chimp out and start spewing Rosberg muh engineers x10 levels of conspiracy theories and act like a child as per usual and Merc will probably let Bottas go to prevent another "toxic" partnership because they don't want to lose their marketable USA demographic driver. And if Bottas doesn't do that well, he just won't get his contract renewed because he underperformed, coincidentally just in time when a bunch of top drivers are out of contracts.
If this happens I would not be surprised to see Merc be 2012-2013 tier and McLaren/Honda finally redeeming themselves with a racewinning car just because >Alonso
>>75066176
Paul di Resta
>>75067126
If Bottas can't get a contract for Merc is it going to be Kimi out from Ferrari And Valtteri in?
>>75067126
If Ferrari continue to be at least equal to Mercedes i could see Hamilton leaving the team.
>>75067199
Who's contracts are up? Bottas is a contender, but I think Ricky and some others are free too, and if Ferrari are good this year, people will wanna move there.
>>75067257
I think ricky is with rbr until end of 2018
I wanna see him in red cucking vettlel though
>>75067199
I dunno, there are so many moving parts in F1 that it's hard to actually predict anything. Kimi might just stay another year. A lot of things hinge on how well specific drivers perform
Kimi does well = stays at Ferrari
Kimi does shit + Giovinazzi does shit + something happens at Merc = Bottas/Perez at Ferrari
Kimi does shit + Giovinazzi does really well in the next few races = Giovinazzi to Ferrari because Italian nationalism on the rise (it is also possible that they will just force Giovinazzi onto Haas, can't see him getting a Sauber seat in 2018 as the Sauber-Honda deal is practically done at this point if sources are to be believed)
etc etc.
Either way, unless Bottas REALLY chokes, I don't think he will be out of a seat for 2018. I think its still likeliest he just stays at Mercedes. But honestly he could make move to either Ferrari, McLaren, maybe even
It could also be that no one actually fucking wants Alonso at this point and his only option is to either retire or to stay at the McHonda dream
Or maybe Ferrari, with new management and personnel want Alonso back and Alonso wants to go back there so he can prove he can BTFO Vettel in equal machinery or something.
>>75067303
...maybe even back to Williams, as he is one of the few drivers who didn't leave that team on bad terms lol and I really can't see Massa sticking around for 2018.
>>75067257
>>75067299
I don't think RB will let Ricky go unless another Vettel-Webber scenario emerges at RB, and considering their car isn't that great and likely won't be a total surefire racewinner dominant machine this season, I don't think the situation will implode.
>>75067326
I honestly expect Williams to end up with Stroll/Palmer or Stroll/Wherlein. Williams will go down to backmarker level again before they ever get good again.
This thread is very comfy desu.. I think I've found a new home to shitpost.
>>75067435
There are lots of dutchies in here.
As a turk, I think you should be made aware of this.
>>75067358
I expect the opposite. I mean they won't be a front runner ever again but some signs of things going up:
>influx of Strollbux
>Paddy Lowe on board
>James Key (Toro Rosso) likely to join in 2018 as TD once Lowe moves fully to his executive mini-Toto role
>1 seat likely open with a bunch of good upcoming drivers without a contract for 2018
>>75067303
I feel like Ferrari won't leave Kimi no matter what, just watch past years, he was almost shit-tier and yet he still there, if he wants to keep on driving it will be at Ferrari.
Most likely scenario to me is Vettel+Kimi for 2018 aswell with the promise by Kimi to retire at the end of the season and Gio to Haas to have a proper rookie season, Haas would gladly accept that because it would mean more help from Ferrari.
Even thought all comes down to Pascal, if he really gets dropped by Sauber and Gio in instead, everything changes and Kimi might retire this year.
I don't believe in Alo-Bot swap if Hamilton stays at Mercedes, he made pretty clear that he wants a number 2 driver, Alonso isn't one and Merc doesn't need two primadonnas.
For me, it's the Scuderia Ferrari F2007.
>>75067303
>italian nationalism on the rise
wtf, not even close, the car culture has gone away from the people here.
when this country was full f1 nationalism, the people used to drive around with cars like video related.
https://youtu.be/CvvW_JQrQ48
>>75067435
>muslims
>moving in unannounced
You've already done it everywhere else la
>>75067500
I just presume it will fall apart from mismanagement. When Williams was running on Maldobuxs they were a shit show, and then lucked into the best engine and a decent chassis in 2014. Since then they've been going downhill, and I don't believe it'll change regardless of the money that Daddy Stroll throws in, regardless of the personnel.
>>75067570
A good season for the Scuderia should bring the punters back, though.
you now remember that Esteban Gutierrez used to be Ferrari''s third driver
>>75067617
How could we forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eCAKnrALas
>>75067570
>the amount of alfa 75s in there (fucking STOCK)
>THOSE people
still the niggest
>>75067570
Yeah I was memeing, what I meant is Ferrari is embracing being Italian and it seemingly actually working out, wasn't talking about Italy as a whole country
>>75067495
Why would I care? It's good for the memes. I wish they continued a lot more so we could shitpost the shit out of it. Besides, it was showing the hypocrisy of both parties.
pic related.
>>75067600
weak bantz senpai. also I'm not retarded.
What is he saying
>>75067635
Here's the motorway.
>>75067651
>muslim
>not retarded
>>75067651
as long as you vote against given erdogan more powers and try to get f1 to return to istanbul instead you're alright with me
>>75067753
He outright said "I don't care about the law", eact quote when they told him president should stay the fuck away from the law and nobody could do anything. Do you really think he can possibly be more powerful than right now?
I'll still vote no though, government should never be that powerful.
>>75066555
arr rook same
>>75067896
>president should stay the fuck away from the law
president should stay the fuck away from the politics because it's banned by the law
wew lad
first for turkroaches need to be gassed.
Tbf turks gave me a nice comfy night of entertainment last year with the coup thing so they are k to me
>>75068026
t. turkroach
>>75067528
HNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>75068044
>>75067257
>Who's contracts are up?
Alonso
Kimi
Vettel
Bottas
Massa
Perez
Sainz
Kvyat
Grosjean
Ericsson
Wehrlein
Palmer
>>75067303
>>75067126
There's basically 0% chance that Alonso will get a seat at Mercedes as long as Dieter Zetsche is running things at Daimler and Mercedes. Not after the Spygate.
>>75068092
Flags are unironically fun
Reminder that Kubica would be driving a Mercedes now and would be literally GOAT.
>>75068315
>Implyin he wouldn't have gone to Ferrari in 2012 and stayed there for the rest of his career winning WDCs
>>75068354
>>75068315
Guess whose nose, where and when
>>75068432
The nazis where right about the poles
>>75068474
AFAIR Poland had the largest population of jews in Europe before WW2
for Finn from a couple of threads ago >>75023189
https://u.nya.is/ruwwcj.webm
hows the rain forecast lookin
>>75068573
das racis you're comparing an entire species to nignogs
>>75068554
Fucking forgot to enable sound
https://u.nya.is/igtgcz.webm
What did he mean by this?
>>75068737
SCHIEB IHN RAUS
DIE TRAKORSCHLAMPE KOMMT
>>75068753
I get it. The difference is the amount of effort involved.
>>75068753
less easier = less effective DRS
more harder = grippy tires giving less of a window for overtakes
Or maybe he's just being an autist.
>>75068753
less easier: easier, but by a lesser factor than previously
>>75068753
>UUDELLEENTWIITTAUKSET
>Wehrlein joins Manor in 2016
>Team folds at the end of the year
>Wehrlein joins Sauber in 2017
>Team folds at the end of the year
>Wehrlein joins Mercedes in 2018
>???
>>75069031
truly the man that saved F1
>>75069031
>>75069077
The call that saved F1
>>75069077
Why did I even find that post funny? Finnish memes are consuming me
>>75069031
>wins wdc
>nigger goes on a rampage killing 40 employes and burning down factory
>>75067896
>>75067941
now kiss
>>75066620
And anyone who wins the 500., they're granted a super license.
>>75069248
I can't kiss myself :^(
I was fixing the words I deleted while editing my post. I'm drunk, no bully!
>>75069095
>Tony, I need you to sink CART. We'll be great partners goyim, I've already talked to the France family.
>>75069276
Being drunk is haram, Allah will punish you
i can't wait for fp1. no one will give me a job. i can't drink alcohol any more
>>75069296
DELETE THIS POST NOW!
>>75069332
>tfw signed a contract yesterday after being job hunting for 8 months after graduating university
feels fucking good man
>>75069296
>Done and done, O' great friend
>>75069304
My fedora will protect me!
>>75069364
what kind of forklift will you be driving?
>>75069364
What did you study? 8 months feels like a long time for someone with a university degree.
>>75069539
>he's never driven a forklift
>he doesn't know how fun they are to drive
will we see any more china pitlane cheekiness from seb this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEW_9A0z1TU
>>75066176
Kubica
>>75069611
>mfw own several forklifts
I enjoy driving the kekmet tractor/forklift in My Summer Car
>>75069549
Economics
It mostly took so long because it seems every fucking employer wants you to have 2-3 years work experience when you apply for an ENTRY-Level job.
>>75066445
It's amazing how much better it is without Chris problem glasses Evans, but how forced is leBlanc's fascination with farm/construction equipment?
>>75069564
lmao
>>75069539
>he doesn't play simulator games
>>75070019
it's probably "le rural American" meme
Europeans think you all own Ranches where you drive around with your farming equiptment.
>this haircut
Tosser
No F1 driver is gonna be coming out as gay any time soon desu
Why, you ask? Because:
>Russia - arrests LGBT and puts them in black sites if not kills them
>Bahrain, United Arab Emirates - Sharia, stones gays and throws them off buildings
>Azerbaijan - no protections for LGBT
>Malaysia - Sharia law, arrested and put in prison for 20 years, plus monetary fines and lashings (except if you're a lesbian in which case FAPFAPFAP)
>Singapore - Sharia law, arrested for two years (except if you're a lesbian)
>Britain - Sharia law
>>75070050
>he likes Princess Pascal so much he copied his haircut
>>75070035
Why does Pro Train Perfect 2 have so many differing cover images?
>>75066445
>The new season of Top Gear (with Harris, LeBlanc and Reid as main hosts) has been so much better than Grand Tour so far.
Agreed.
car program > entertainment program doing a half assed effort of the same old jokes
>>75070043
>Europeans think you all own Ranches where you drive around with your farming equiptment.
What if I told you that many of us do?
>>75070019
>but how forced is leBlanc's fascination with farm/construction equipment?
it's not forced, le Blanc just has the mental age of a 5 year old
Joey on Friends wasn't a character, it was an exaggerated version of himself - funny but dim-witted and incapable of playing another role
>>75069921
How's the game now compared to last year?
>>75070074
Different addons have different covers.
official poster by Ferrari
based af
>>75067617
You now remember that Jules Bianchi used to be Ferrari's third driver
>>75070139
>tyres on fire
are they mocking Lewlew?
>>75070097
no idea, honestly haven't played since december
>>75070081
many of us =/= all
>>75070139
>tfw no more based Manor movie posters
>>75070158
Obviously didn't clean it well enough to see the massive yellow tractor
>theodore responded to fiftybuckss' paddock uncut upload
https://twitter.com/tedkravitz/status/850092579089776641
>>75070218
fuck you
>>75070221
Deleted.
Screenshot before you close it.
>>75070236
>Deleted.
My bad, didn't copy the URL properly.
>>75070236
>>75070258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whJwPDzIVLY&feature=youtu.be
>>75070236
>Deleted
no it isn't
>>75070286
Refresh harder, Fritz.
>>75070250
>>75070294
it's not deleted
>>75070236
It is still there in an undeleted state.
>>75070170
hopefully that faggot gets BTFO this season
>mentally destroyed
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Good.
>you always want to fight for victory, you know
every massa interview ever
>>75069166
>nigger
Which one tho, Sasha?
>>75070329
best korea will nuke japan for this
>>75070338
>those pox scars on his forehead
i have them in almost the same place on my head
>>75070059
They don't need protections, just guarantee them the same rights under the law as anyone else.
This will not happen in any Islamic country though.
>>75070338
>>75070139
>>75070208
>>75070611
how do you know that this picture is from reddit, though?
>>75070611
stop posting
>>75070637
>prolific reddit user from Germany defending the redditards
>this is wheel to wheel according to David Croft
>>75070649
¿McClaren?
>>75070704
>>75070654
i am only calling him out on his hypocrisy, my autistic finnish friend
if he knows that this picture is from reddit he must be a redditor, so why is he complaining about reddit content if he's a redditor?
>>75070712
He's gonna "park the car" this race again isn't he?
>>75070782
I reckon he gets 107%'d and commits sudoku on the grid just after the race starts
>>75070782
I hope he quits mid race as everyone passes him on le long drs straight for meme overtakes but on lap 1.
>>75070794
107% rule is really badly enforced so unlikely.
>>75070794
you mean
>Honda engine blows up just before the final corner of his Q1 lap
>he begrudgingly trundles into the pit entry and parks in the Hamilgravel
>>75070782
I bet he'll trade the last year of his career just to ruin Hamilton's dreams
>>75070782
>>75070811
Any of you bros watch /imsa/?
/ourguys/ the taylorboys keep buttfucking everyone even when bop'd
Pic related
>mfw people believe the Honda is legitimately this incompetent, and the entire situation isn't Ron's laughing revenge on Alonso for trying to blackmail him during spygate and costing him 100 million dollars
Based Ron is going to drive Alonso to suicide.
>>75069676
>UNNECESSARILY SLOW
>>75070920
fuck them and fuck cadillac cheaters
>>75069013
makes sense
>>75070967
>>75070158
Reminder that nothing of value was lost.
>pic related
>>75070218
10/10 laughed irl
>>75071041
>Reminder that nothing of value was lost.
Reminder that cars are not of equal performance unlike your dedicated containment series
>>75071041
You reckon that tractor is alright? Like did they keep it in service at Suzuka or did some Japanese businessman buy it, some say he rubs his belly against the dints in it giving him sexual powers unheard of before
>>75070059
Idk about those currently driving but Alguersuari came out a few years ago.
>>75071087
they scrapped the tractor and the resulting metal cube was melted down and turned into his casket
>>75071087
I imagine he rubs his cock up against the jagged pointy scrap mark too.
>>75071018
>cheaters
Ayo ford shill, can you teach me how2sandbag?
>>75071138
>scrap
*scrape
>>75071125
>Alguersuari
that explains his mysterious fainting that originated in Moscow
injected with nerve gas by the KGB for being a poof
where the ace streams at white boi?
>>75071125
>current year
>not liking the occasional bit of bumsex
>>75071164
Where it is always is, fuccboi.
969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295
>>75071145
ford isn't even in the same class you absolute retard
>>75071190
I hope arenavision streams again this weekend, by far the best quality I found.
My new favorite F1 news site :^)
http://www.grandprix247.com/2017/04/04/inside-line-thankfully-max-takes-after-his-mother/
My favorite bits:
>And now, sadly, the youngster is being tarred with the same brush that is tarring his degenerate father.
>These are the actions of a serial scumbag, that he is not behind bars is an indication that there is something seriously wrong with the modern legal system.
>Indeed he has been victim of his Jos’ physical and mental violence over a sustained period of time.
>>75071314
kek, this comment:
>Jos was hailed as Holland's next great hope when came into F1. When he was teamed up alongside Michael Schumacher at Benetton, he and the rest of the world saw just how un-great he actually was. I don't think he ever got over that. Maybe that's where all his anger management issues come from Lol.
Reminder that Jos is a cunt
>>75071314
S A V A G E
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>>75071314
I thought we already knew these things? I recall even making greentext incest abuse stories last summer
>>75071349
We do. But it's rare to see the F1 media call a cunt a cunt.
Usually they're too scared of upsetting people and losing """""access""""".
>>75071314
>byline: Paul Velasco
careful there Paulie, Jos is going to track you down, come to your house, barge down your door with a police battering ram, rape your wife, son and daughter and run you over with his car
>>75071360
ah, true true, our brave boys in colorful onesies need to be protected.
Reminder that Jos admitted to kicking Max in the balls after Australia 2016 when he spun following Sainz and Red Bull took away Jos' paddock pass for a while as a result
3 BONGS TO GO
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>75071410
that's 2 full bongs, Malcolm
>>75071314
Made an image version, so we'll never lose this ebin article.
>>75071410
OH SHIT I ONLY JUST REALISED,
Had some cake, went to a Morecambe Q&A which was fun, had a nice pie & chips.
Got some random DC lego mini sets, an NES mini and a signed Morecambe shirt.
It was a nice Bday and I now have to go to bed.
Bye
>>75071432
You're not the boss of me now you binnish spurd.
>>75071456
>missing the session
Casual.
>>75071456
Happy Birthday waglad
2 FULL HOURS
2 1/4 FULL DAYS TILL RACE
>>75071469
No I'm going to bed to get some sleep before I wake up you idiot.
>>75071477
>2 1/4 FULL DAYS
That's just retarded.
>>75071447
So, this is what the eternal Anglo meant about the Dutch.
>>75071480
>you idiot.
That's not very nice.
I just finishing making you a birthday cake, and this is how you treat me?
In to the bin it goes!
>>75071509
>the truth is retarded
wew lad
>>75071519
I'll say sorry when I wake up.
"pls go I want to drink my champagne in peace"
"this doesn't smell like alcohol..."
>>75071519
what does she taste like
>>75071519
Can I have a piece before he wakes up? feeling bit peckish here like
>>75071579
Sure you can. It's in the bin over there.
>>75071574
Like salty coins and milk
>>75071579
>>75071574
Fuck off you .
Don't make me fuck my sleep pattern up to to defend my waifu.
When will Jolyon 'the car my teammate had no problems with" "I'm not a paydriver anymore" Palmer be kicked from Renault? And who will replace him? Could it possibly be our guy Gio? Or our eternal guy pic related (forgot his name)
>>75071601
>'the car my teammate had no problems with"
wew I must be ready for bed, it's supposed to be "the car that my teammate had no problem with but I called shit in front of my team and the global audience"
>>75070338
Massa's face is weird...
I think I fixed him a bit.
>>75071596
She'll never notice you
>>75071601
Stroll will fund a second seat for himself starting in Barcelona as backup for when he crashes
>>75071572
kek. poor kimi
So is it safe to say that It's going to be a meme race since it's Rain In 5 Minutes™ the whole weekend?
Just rewatched Rush, can we talk about some motorkino?
What are the essentials? Already saw Senna, planning to watch Le Mans later.
>>75071653
Yeah sure Gio podium why not
What kind of course is China? I'm new to f1
>>75071654
Grand Prix
Driven (kek)
Truth in 24
>>75071654
>Senna
>kino
pick one
>>75071654
since we are discussing this every week, here is a template to get the discussion going quicker
Just let out a big poo guys, my inspection shelf collapsed under the weight.
>>75071654
G R A N D P R I X
>>75071680
Solid flow or a long fought battle?
>>75071679
>no speed racer
WHAT THE FUCK, HANS
>>75071679
>tfw somebody saved your OC
>>75071654
Wangan Midnight
>>75071601
>>75071621
to be fair he had a rear anti-roll bar failure that went undiagnosed until after the race, but he was a right foreskin about it
he's here to stay until the end of the season imo, and Sainz could replace him
>>75071625
you went about twice as much as you should've
it's almost an improvement?
>>75071698
This, coincidentally it's on TV right now here.
Is Redline any good?
>>75071680
I fear your toilet may not have been built to the proper Flachspülerpodeststabilitätsrichtline. I hope you have good insurance because installing an improper shelf can have large repercussions
>>75071698
isn't that a cartoon?
>>75071679
where is Driven (2001)
>>75071704
shit OC desu senpai
half those movies are motoshit.
>Everyone (acts like they are) close to me and it's like I have a depression, and it's not like that
Hahaha, holy shit Fernando.
>>75071719
>he doesn't know about 2008's speed kino
>>75071716
Redline is pretty fucking rad.
>>75071654
American Graffiti
>>75071654
>motorkino
A Sunday in Hell :)
>>75071735
Downloading Redline, might watch tomorrow after work waiting for China
>>75071687
Bit of both really, I'd say the biggest one was probably 3 1/2 feet long and about as big around as a golfball, felt like my asshole was gonna rip.
>>75071807
So lads what did he say to the Chinaman?
Someone please answer me
>>75071668
>>75071822
>Get the fuck out of my way fatso. I've killed gooks for less, you know?
>>75071810
The phonecall that ended DANEEL KFYATs career
>>75071698
I've only seen a couple of webms from it and the way the car moves triggered the fuck out of me.
>>75071832
A round one.
>>75071822
"I'm great friends with Mark Wahlberg, my Vietnamese friend"
>>75071832
windy bits connected to long bits and a slight upsy downsy bit
>>75071822
>I've noticed there are a lot of slopes around this weekend
>For instance this innovative slope on the front wing of the Mercedes
>>75071934
>something something no innovative slopes at Honda
>>75071832
Wanky first corner complex into the good corner before you get to some twisty bits and a bit of a loop before more straights than you could ever need. 0 cm of elevation change around the entire course, but it's gonna be wet and memey so I'd still tune in.
>>75071990
2 BONGS
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>75072129
One full bong, Julia
Any other euro-neet staying up till morning here?
>>75072184
I was planning on taking a powernap but then I lost track of time and now I might as well wait.
>>75071990
>>75072184
Reporting in
>>75072226
>1 hour and 45 minutes until the session
>not enough time for a nap
I don't think you know what "nap" means, m8.
>>75072333
I don't wake for at least 3 hours after I sleep m8
>time to watch a movie before fp1
>take ages to decide what to watch
>not enough time to watch it now
This happens every time.
>>75072453
have a wank instead lad
>>75072445
Both 3 and 1.5 hours are short imo
You can do a lot in that amount of time
>>75072445
you won't be sleeping, you'll be napping
>>75072453
Fuck, I was going to watch one too but I got too busy shitposting
>>75072453
Still enough time to watch a hentai
>>75072453
>not watching it on 1.25 speed
>Red Bull downforce babbies can't drive unless their car has a quadruple diffuser and the most complex aero on the grid
>>75072583
it's like you want to stir awake the colgate defense force
>>75067059
What did Pascal say when Sauber ripped up his contract?
> I did NAZZI that coming!
Where can I get a DEKRA from the no podiums (...) Le Mans winner?
>>75072666
>>75072666
satan you're pathetic
>>75072666
>>75067635
I can't watch it knowing full well they are laughing at him and not with him. He's a little fag
1 bong or 10 bings?
>>75072607
What about the aussie cunts though?
>>75071456
happy birthday friend
>>75072765
>1 bong or 10 bing
Both
>>75072666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
>>75072765
1 bong AND 10 bings
>>75069676
>that lap long battle between Seb and HAM
>pitstops
>it will all happen again in 2017, but Ferrari v Mercedes hnnngg
Seeing the drivers chat with their press officers is legitimately interesting as frick
>>75066176
Takuma Sato.
First he overtakes Alonso's McLaren back in 2007, now he does it again.
how many fractions expressed as a factor of primes in tea time till fp1?
>>75073380
Coverage starts in 3×5 bings
30 bings until FP1
SkyF1 live in 15 bings
969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295
twitch tv/7yyg543d
twitch.tv y7qq112
>>75073380
1/2 BONG
>>75073035
is there any ass in Finland anyway?
>>75073380
29 cup of tea
>>75073405
Somali ass loaned from Sweden
>>75073405
>hurr hurr why can't she be more like a nigger girl
>not liking petite white girls
25bings to fp1 and iptv starts buffering reeeee
Guys, why isn't my Acestream letting me enter the stream link, it wont let me type
>>75073451
move to a first world country
NO TIME FOR FREE PRACTICE
WORLD WAR III HAS STARTED
verstappen fucking scares me
i feel like that fucker could sperg out and literally bite
guy looks like a shark
>>75073462
Usually because malformed.
Copy it better.
>>75073476
Wheres this meme coming from
>>75073476
Explain, do I need to get my guns out if the safe?
>>75073476
i always knew trump was one of ((them))) fucking controlled opposition
>>75073496
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04/06/us-launches-missiles-into-syria-in-response-to-chemical-weapons-attack.html
>About 60 U.S. Tomahawk missiles, fired from warships in the Mediterranean Sea, targeted an air base in retaliation for a chemical weapons attack that American officials believe Syrian government aircraft launched with a nerve agent, possibly sarin.
hopefully vlad doesnt go full BLYAD
>>75073522
>>75073496
SWITCH TO ANY NEWS NETWORK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
TRUMP GOING ALL OUT
>>75073496
the minds of wealthy men
Hulkenberg has the best helmet this year
http://www.grandprix247.com/2017/03/23/formula-1-2017-driver-helmets/
rip hamilton beach
>WWIII starts tonight
>Shangai gets BTFO by US
>No more F1
>Ferrari and Vettel Champions
>it's another us goes to war in the middle east episode
>>75073577
TEXAS YES
>"everybody's nice to you because you've scored a point in Melbourne"
>"but Sergio finished 7 tho"
>>75073401
which site are those twitch links from again? forgot to make a note after aus lel
>>75073594
actually
>>75073613
How long do they last is the real question.
>>75073630
He's 99% more likely to say say "pd" for maximum comedic effect
>>75073588
not excatly
russia is basically right there to defend syria
w-would you let me in at your place when the nukes start to fall ??
straya should be safe, koalas are chill
>>75073633
they got banned a few times during the Aus GP but went back up pretty much immediately, with a backup always available on another player
just can't remember the site url
>>75073588
>all shots on target
>retaliation to attacks earlier in the week
>target was a military aircraft base
Seems like every other day 2bh
>>75073651
The safest place in case of an all-out-non-world-destroying nuclear warfare is actually some French overseas territory.
>>75073694
let's go to Reunion, boys
>>75073694
Très Bien !
[spoiler]what colour are the people inhabiting those isles though[/spoiler]
>brits get to bet on anything and everything. they even advertise it on TV
>usa gets nothing
>put in jail if you have a card game with some friends.
>>75073588
>surprise army training next month
lads please tell me I'm not getting drafted.
>>75073588
>spend entire meals on wheels budget on launching Tomahawks at a single air base
I guess there really is no money for it now
>>75073694
NZ is on the nuke list because we have ports and the ability to repair warships
Also there is a conspiracy that USA has a nuke in Christchurch on the small slice of US soil they have there
Feels bad man
>>75073666
something tells me we hit more than a military base (but only on accident, woopsie)
>>75073613
http://www.4kstreams.net/
>No one goes out cause it's raining episode
Guess it's podcast mode
>>75073718
Reunion is right in the path between the atlantic and indic ocean. No good.
>>75073728
want to bet on these dubs lad?
I fucking hate the way Lazenby says "David Croft".
>>75073736
thanks cobba, managed to dig through my browser history to find it a few minutes ago though
>>75073738
If it's going to be raining on sunday then they probably want to get some work done. They haven't run these things in natural wet conditions yet.
>>75073761
i would have bet against.
pls email my winnings via paypal to [email protected]
>>75073761
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6_IZK-1naY
>Herbert in the commentary
Dropped
>>75073775
Sorry m8, was out getting a pizza for lunch/snacks.
>>75073797
>this
>plus damp but not wet track
Hmmmm might change to whatever is on the super car channel
>Herbert in the booth
Its times like this where i love NBCSN for playing the world feed with no commentary
SO MARTIN WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LEWIS HAMILTONS INEVITABLE BOUNCE BACK WIN THIS WEEKEND?
>>75073797
>>75073819
Not liking based Herbert
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491530402594.webm
>>75073847
kek i forgot all about that. i was expecting a fight.
>herbert
waddafuuuuug
>>75073847
>Its funny and we like him because he was meant to someone we don't like
"""No"""
>>75073797
Already switched to the sporTV feed.
Also has no ads so..
>>75073847
keekkekekk
RED
E
D
>red flag
>>75073883
Not liking based Herbert
>wet track
>shit downforce williams
>lance stroll
RIP
red flag? who grashed
The city of Chinese helicopters.
>>75073913
the chopper
LED FRAG
E
D
F
R
A
G
Medical chopper using honda engine
>Shanghai perpetually too smoggy for the helicopter pilot to see
WELL DONE CHINA
>>75073909
>He made a joke a 12 year old would find funny so we like him
Again """no''''''
>>75073847
alonso can't handle the bantz either
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491530755356.webm
Not liking based Herbert
>muh clouds
>muh rescue heli
What a terrible meme
>Sunday
>No Rain
>Helicopter can't operate because of the smog
>>75073940
Fucking cheeky bugger lol
>Get rid of the fog
>make a cup of tea
>red flag
what
>>75073954
This never would've happened if Bernie was there
Did anyone catch that McLel T wing?
>>75073967
Teletubby wing
t. Niki Juusela
>>75073939
BTFO
T
F
O
>>75073964
was some chink riding a dog on the back straight
>>75073967
why don't they just make a f1 ambulance car
what about a f1 helicopter
>>75073964
Emergency helicopter isn't as brave as the broadcast helicopter so we have to shut it down
Just cancel the whole weekend already. What a joke of a sport
Not liking based Herbert.
Why dont build the track arround an hospital?
>minimun 30 minutes
ffs
>>75073993
>We, the United States, just attacked Syria (and therefore Russia by proxy)
I live in New England, so I'm absolutely fucked in the event of nuclear war. So long, /f1/. At least I lived to see a Nico Rosberg WDC.
Jesus, I'm off to bed. FUCK CHINA AND FUCK YELLOW PEOPLE!!!!!
YOU DON'T NEED TO SEND THOSE 5€ POLARIZED SUNGLASSES I ORDERED OFF ALIEXPRESS ANYMORE!
>>75073993
>I stayed up for this
>>75074008
Hebis a fucking annoying manelt kys yourself pleb
>minimum of 30 mins
>>75074015
Tried that idea already mate
>>75074023
>I live in New England
me too m8
It's raining, right?
This isn't just normal chink smog?
>>75074003
Personally I blame Senna
>if we had a helicopter he would have got to the hospital and been saved t. Hue monkey's family
>He was dead at the scene anyway
>>75074035
>tfw 5:12 am and didn't sleep at all, work at 8am
sleep? you decide pls
>>75074023
>>75074053
/617/ reporting in
>>75074053
You two should get together and suck each others dicks while watching F1.
>>75074044
Wew
>Tilkecity
>My living room is part of the runoff in T12
>these jewish reverse mortgage ads
give me back my sleep
>>75074022
>>75074033
>>75074026
>FUCK YELLOW PEOPLE!
nigger we are yellow people
>>75074015
>build a track and block off the entire city to hospital access
I like the sound of this idea
>>75074075
>Fog
N-no n-not pollution g-guys
why can't they add 30 more minutes to the practice time
fucking jews
>>75074116
Its fog until everyone is safely out of the Peoples Republic of China
Then it's smog
>>75074110
That's a very "flamboyant" looking computer you have there, anon.
will it rain all weekend, i hope so, I want meme race
>Joe Vinazi
>>75074101
And here I thought that Finland was one of the last stronghold of white people.
>>75074109
>what are tunnels
Who else glances at the Sauber car and thinks "Ford"?
>>75074137
>>75074152
I don't like this idea
>>75074130
Some years ago they had to suspend this Grand Prix cause the visibility was too low due to the race being suspended for a long time
It was the one where JB won in a BrawnGP that didn't even have umbrellas
>>75074169
oh ;-;
>podiums
>Nico "see ya later" Hulkenberg
>>75074178
I liked the idea of cucking a city for F1
>>75074074
>>75074198
That's a weird looking map of indiana
So what kind of dumb shit are Johnny and David talking about during this red flag
>reminder that they took Jules Bianchi to hospital in an ambulance, because it was too rainy for the helicopter that day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyicqqiSoVQ
"Safety is the most important thing"... unless it means delaying the race and pissing off the broadcasters that pay you millions.
"Most important thing" power rankings:
>1) Money
>2) Safety
>>75074188
You should see how much IndyCar street tracks tend to fuck up cities for a weekend. Some aren't so bad, but I recall Baltimore being essentially paralyzed by the race.
what driver on the grid do you care less about than Marcus Eric's son
>>75074210
Is there anything worse
>>75074221
Bottas. I don't even know if that's how you spell his name.
>>75074221
Martin Brundle
>>75074221
Bernd Maylander
Actually.... I'm not so sure
>Esteban acorn
Bottas showing his athleticism
>>75074239
>akon
>those two chefs carrying a pot through the security gate
world feed is /comfy/ lads
>thicc
>>75074262
>>75074264
do u have a stream for it
>>75074264
Seconding the request
>>75074285
>>75074297
it's just the official nbc stream my leafs
Ok fuck this good night
>>75074305
>Implying we can get that
>Based Christians defending F1 GP's honour
How can anyone dislike this great lad?
>>75074327
hel ya bud, shutting down this crofty bs
>guy sees a camera and starts showing off his ancient renault
>have all the drivers in hondas
>>75074327
>How can anyone dislike this great lad?
He could leave you for a spice girl when you're 8 months pregnant with his child.
is croft the ultimate pleb?
>>75073940
Is it an open secret that most drivers/personalities around the track have tasted based Nat's pink ham?
>>75074345
Jos is still worse la.
>Guy walking into the Paddock Club with a bucket of fish heads
>>75074345
based
>Aston Martin's one weekend, Ferrari's one weekend, Honda's the next weekend
>mfw F1 drivers have a race in Civic's
>>75074345
>implying that's a mark against him and not for him being a great lad
Priorities lad
>>75074369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZfXr1eESMs
AUTISM BOX SPOTTED
>>75074355
She gets around...
special behind the scenes look
>>75074374
le best chassis in the world may may.
>when you fuck up the post this bad
>>75074392
>>75074392
>>75074392
>>75071787
If it ain't capeta it's probably shit.
>>75074380
Yeah I knew about that one
>>75074380
are those bolt ons?
>>75074382
>This is how autism look from the inside
Extremely familiar
>>75074421
No, just a proper grab.
>none of this playful stuff
is crofty being ironic
he's trying to stir up reactionaries _against_ these ideas right?
>>75074054
it's been drizzling for 2 days straight. I imagine this is what England is like.
>>75074494
stop imagining that, you might hurt yourself.
well, /f1/, are sprint races a gimmick? I can't tell
New thread, retards
>>75074392
>>75074392
>>75074392
>>75071934
>>75071967
No Clarkson, NO!
>>75070035
>New York Taxi Die Simulation
wew