MASTERS WEDNESDAY THREAD >DJ got beaten by some stairs >Dill

>2nd, 1st, 2nd
>meh
Checks out

>>75056516
Based Dill the water stealer

>>75056594
Recently he's been meh.

>>75056516
Post your rare Phils.

S E R G I O

Did DJ really fall down stairs or has he been suspended again for a drug violation?

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>>75056594

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B I G
R
E
E
Z
Y

is he done?

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>Being paired with the guy who fucked your wife.

JUST

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hey guys

>>75056819
You just reminded and triggered me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YefULut6YrA

>>75056873
Now that's a spicy mene

Is Danny Willett going to chimp out over American fans again?

>>75056920
Probably. At least it made for the most patrician golf events ever during the Ryder cup.

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>bet a bunch of money on jason day yesterday
>dj falls down the stairs today

who else /abouttohititbig/?

>>75057206
You know it. Mike Weir at +200000 is a steal now

HINGE

1. DJ was high on coke.
2. Jon Rham is winning.

Could see a cheeky Fowler Green Jacket here lads.

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Life comes at you fast.

Did Turks and Caicos bro survive the hurricane during the Ryder Cup?

>>75057960
yeah I saw him afterwards

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>>75056864
>Karma

Does anyone think the DJ falling down the stairs story is true? It reminds me too much of the "Tiger was in a car accident on Thanksgiving" story. Technically true, but not what really happened.

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>>75058243

>>75058243

Agreed.

Even if the "fall down the stairs" shit was true, drugs or alcohol were involved.

>>75056673

The rarest of rare Phils would be a photo of him leaving a tip.

>>75056873
iv missed this meme

I have no idea who to put money on this year.

>>75063154
Paul Casey

When do the important groups tee-off? I forgot this was on and asked a girl to study tomorrow

>>75063272
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/2017-masters-tee-times-pairings-complete-field-set-for-round-1-on-thursday/

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Will Phil Mickelson release his own brand like Tiger Woods? It would be very nice.

When does the tv coverage start?

>>75056781
Maybe he fell down some stairs while doing drugs.

>>75056819
Imagine what his career would have been if he wasn't a horrible putter.

Got to bed amerinons. It doesn't start for another 7 hours

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>>75063189
Are you sure? Rory just seems primed to redeem himself this year.

>>75063470
Rory always seems to trip up here, but I suppose sooner or later he'll put together a complete 72 holes and win.

>>75063391
3PM eastern, but Masters.com has Amen Corner and featured group streaming pretty early.

WILL THE WEATHER CLEAR FOR THESTART OF PLAY?

hope speef chokes on 12 again.

No stream?

>>75063470
APOLIGISE

Incoming FWL

>>75065147
There is an a free app showing everything at least there is in the us.

>>75056881
it still looks to me like he's trying to miss, out of anger and shame at missing the first one

like "oh yeah you stupid fucker, if you want to make yourself look like a fucking fool then let's go all out"

i've had that kind of self-destructive 'who gives a shit' kind of ideation while playing sports before. a pro should be well beyond it though

>>75057960
yeah, the hurricane was bullshit, barely touched us. i'd forgotten there even was one. last serious one for us was Irene.

anyway, i'll be rooting hard for rory... i'll try not to lose it when he inevitably double bogeys from a perfect position in the fairway.

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Who /sp/ieth here?

How crowded are the ranges and courses the week after the masters?

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>>75065809
>>75065809
oh, do not tease me, Spiethosan...

>>75065809
not really, but i've come around on him a bit

when he was winning everything by just being the ultimate putt-babby with his super-boring personality and ridiculous amount of help from his caddy i couldn't stand him

now that he has suffered some serious humiliation and has had to come back down to earth I can get behind him a bit more - his victories now feel a bit more earned than when he was just 'magical putting wonderboy'. still wish he'd speed up his play and not chatter so neurotically at the ball

>putt baby

Garcia is taking it this year.

>unironically like spooth

kids is a charisma vacuum and a putt babby, worst superstar ever

Ricky has teed off, Spieth at 10.34, Phil at 10.45.

There's finally going to be some players worth scoreboard-watching out on the course.

"Dark horse" Casey just bogey'd his first.

>There's finally going to be some players worth scoreboard-watching out on the course.

Did you forget about Jim furyk?

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>>75065856
remember when he was tagged to be tiger's nemesis?

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>>75065809
There seems to be something wring with the color of his outfit.

>stuck with Amen Corner Stream for 4 hours till coverage starts

>>75065961
that would have been a back-shattering weight for anyone to bear

as a euro he's been a ryder cup hero so many times, as far as I'm concerned he has his own place in history. love me some sergio

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I was ready to meme about
>english cuisine
but this seems alright for a bong.

>>75066030
looks delicious, honestly, and he's not trying to show off or any bullshit. just solid, good food.

only issue I'd take is
>chardonnay

Now that the dust has settled, where does Danny willet rank all-time among Masters champions?

>>75066043
how's the weather where you are?

>>75066063
lucky bastard/10

Ricky taking advantage of the easiest par 5 and easiest par 3 so far.

What do we reckon the leading score is at the end of the day? Despite the conditions I say someone makes it to -5.

>>75066071
how do you think? it's fucking gorgeous, as always.

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/tc/weather/-/cockburn-town

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>>75056658 >>75056673

MASTERS WEDNESDAY THREAD

>DJ got beaten by some stairs
>Dill is old
>Toiger DED
>Mcilroy UNJUSTED
>Speef is meh

Anonymous 04/06/17(Thu)01:48:01 No.75056594
>>75056660 >>75056795

>2nd, 1st, 2nd
>meh
Checks out

Anonymous 04/06/17(Thu)01:52:57 No.75056658

>>75056516 (OP)
Based Dill the water stealer

Anonymous 04/06/17(Thu)01:53:04 No.75056660

>>75056594
Recently he's been meh.

Anonymous 04/06/17(Thu)01:54:23 No.75056673
>>75062656

>>75056516 (OP)
Post your rare Phils.

Anonymous 04/06/17(Thu)01:56:11

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>>75066171
>>75066171
that's embarrasing

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>>75066171

>>75066127
great, was wonder about the offshore weather.. Augusta ain't to far as the weather concerned

Based Phil with the first eagle of the tourney? I think it was...

Spieth birdies no. 2 (every single player should be birdieing that hole)

>ernie els

he could always do something great

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can other even compete

>>75066240
clearly not -_-

he's the leader until he pickles himself
>only Pickleson can defeat Pickleson

>DJ fucking jimmy walkers wife last night
>jimmy comes home early
>dj jumps out of the 2 story window before jimmy walks into the bedroom
>""""fell down some stairs"""""

>>75066240
Was it autism?

>>75066275
what's that rumour about? where did it start? any proof?

>>75066287
Oh look it's this retarded gullible fag again

I look forward to another British winner this year.

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the holes at Augusta never failed to amaze me
>>75066320
hey me too m8 =|

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>>75066311

how are the swedes doing?

>>75066030
>a grown ass man who goes by Danny
Embarrassing desu

>>75066390
>who is danny d

ZenMate is not working ffs

pickelson now tied for the lead
great start for him, 3 under after 4 is a bit spicy

why doesnt oosthe fix his fucking teeth

>masters
>1 thread

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>>75066488

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>this brits w/ the damp in his lungs

Someone please put him outside..

wagwan lads

want you all aware i'll be posting in these threads through out the tourny

Where we watching this?

>>75066567
Please fuck off, you boring fat sheep shagging sex pest.

>>75066593
how am I boring?

Once Tiger ran out of white girls, his game plummeted. That nigger needs more white girls to compete. Pretty obvious he ain't gettin it in anymore.

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What happened to tigger's comeback?

>>75066619
Tiger can't even get out of bed anymore because his back hurts so bad. How is going to fuck anything other than his life?

>>75066619
>n-word

Erm... sweetie this is a racism free zone.

>>75066637
I think there are whores that specialize on handicapped people. At least here were prostitution is legalized.

>>75066619
But he had Lindsey Vonn and he was still shit.

>>75066657
White pussy works magic

>>75066583
http://www.masters dot com

>>75066717
Can't fix a ded back

>>75066719
Thanks

>>75066622
The most JUST athlete of all time

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>>75066640

Reminder that Danny Willett and his cuck of a brother are cry baby faggots who can't handle the bantz.

>>75066753
Golfers are not really athletes. More like mental athletes.

damn, pieters is killing it on a low scoring day. if he can survive #11 he'll be in a great position to potentially shoot -7 and have a healthy lead.

Did Willet really just double bogey the first?!

>>75066852
yep.

that's kind what pisses me off about how he won last year. his mental resolve was never really tested. he was already on the 14th or 15th by the time spieth melted down and he suddenly had a 3 stroke lead. before then he was 5 strokes behind and happily playing for second place, then suddenly 'hey dude you won'.

not the same experience as being neck and neck down the stretch. he doesn't come across as mentally strong to me.

>>75066852
He's a meme

>>75066790
True. His brother is an utter knobber.

Pieters is goin in the water on 12

That wind looks umconfy

>mfw it's masters weekend
I just came

>>75066969
This. I love waking up early and going to the pub at 9am and having some mimosas or bloody marys and watching the masters.

>>75066992
>pub

Kys

>>75066880
Biggest meme major win since Ben Curtis

>>75067010
>Kys
Kys

>when tv stations don't specify whether an event is live or a replay in their schedule
It says Masters in a few minutes after the ads. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

>>75067022
I got you Tom Kristensen.
http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/

>>75067020
hue

>>75067036
Thank you, Gilberto Macena

So I guess now is a replay or recap of some sort and then they'll show it live two hours from now.
By then the darts have started. Let's wait and see then.

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DUSTY IS WARMING UP

>>75066942
fuck yea I was right

>>75067070
its live right now

>>75066488
It just started you knob

>>75067083
Not for everyone. Our tv coverage doesn't start for another 2 hours.

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JUST

>>75067083
Well I guess the Danish broadcaster (Viasat) have prioritised differently. Strange.

>>75067083
>>75067095
>tfw 7-1 hue ESPN is showing this live, plus three more additional streams, including Amen Corner

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>>75067101

>>75066942
wizard

>>75067110
I got that Amen Corner stream for free but I guess prime time is not worth golf.

Ah turns out they have an expensive golf channel showing everything live, and then give us plebes a few crumbs.

>>75067158
at least you get crumbs

>>75067174
Crumbs are fine for me. I just want to see some comfy sport. Never really cared about golf as such.

>no fred couples pasta ITT

I miss the old days

What's the most approved channel to watch on masters.com?
Amen Corner, 15 and 16 or the featured group?

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>US Open in flyover timezone

>tfw got £5 e/w on Pieters and he's now choking hard

Still early days but don't see how he's going to recover from this absolute anal devastation he's getting from Amen Corner

>>75067228
>not having four screens and watching every at once

>fred couples
just

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>>75067252
That's what I used to do in years past but I want to sit back on the couch and get comfy and I can't do it with 4 screens going at once

>>75067284
Doesn't you TV melt when you light up that fireplace?

Close to going in the water there Speith.

>>75057362
ASU ASU ASU

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WHERE WE AT /SPIETHBOYS/

IT'S OUR YEAR

>>75067550
Waterboy is broken m8.

adam scott will win his second masters

putting is for fags

>>75067660
Ill put me knob n ur mum fgt

>>75067550
sorry bruh this is his lasting legacy forever
>>75056795

>>75067660
>meme putter

>>75066020
>as a euro he's been a ryder cup hero so many times
Ugh, don't remind me. Sergio plays out of his mind come Ryder Cup time.

>Day

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>>75067729
>no ryder cup this year

JUSTIN
JUSTSON

>>75067284
>TV on the coffee table
Do you even interior design faggot?

>>75066622
Tiger's shattered physically and mentally. He was done years ago but people just don't want to accept it. I do miss it a bit. I got tired of seeing him win all the time, and he was a pompous ass, but I'd love to see how some of today's youngins would have done against a prime Tiger.

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>>75067074
RIP

>>75067773
>interior design
>calls someone else faggot

what a strange time we live in

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just fuck my shit up

>>75067765
>DJ UST

>>75067796
>muh linx

JUST

Damn, dj being out sucks
Don't like him but he's the best in the world

not enough coke

>>75067835
or too much

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>>75067773
2 tvs for my autism faggot

DON RICKLES DIED JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>>75067795
Are you autistic?

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>That Arnold tribute
>Gary and Jack trying not to cry

It feels wrong.

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>>75067871
>Insult comedy.

>>75067864
looks comfy

Tell me one reason why Lolry won't slaughter everyone?

>>75067891
>Posting a norm reaction pic in response to the death of one of his idols

>>75067864
The photo being upside down would have been perfect if you were Australian.

CBS website + ZenMate is not working. Any link my fellow euro fags?

>>75067864
Australia please

>>75067909
Cause he's a cunt.

>>75067909

Spieth has to win this year after choking so fucking hideously last time.

>>75067917
masters.com?

you've got to think that everyone going out at 1pm or later would snap your hand off for even par, right?

why isnt there any golf on tv right now?

>>75067968

Starts in half an hour to protect attendance at the tournament. Which is insane when getting tickets is so ridiculously hard.

>>75067898
10/10 comfort level Tbh

rory looks roided out. lay off the juice pal, it killed tiger it'll get you too.

>>75068009
They look bad ass though, until their bodies fall apart.

Who warming up their Spiethpost lasers here?

>day

Could be /ourguy/'s last year, BBCbros.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4387206/Peter-Alliss-makes-new-controversial-claim-women.html

Is anyone here buying the "Dustin slipped on the floor" story?

>Langer still on par
Just die already

>>75068049
>he doesn't want to be dominated by a muscle woman

>>75068071
Not for a second

More like AuGUSTa

>>75068049
he's not wrong

>>75068089

Knowing the course so well has its advantages.

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>>75068118

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>>75068118
mild kek

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BEEF when?

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Fox feeding in my backyard forest lads

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>>75068170

what time does Dustin tee off?

>>75068174
>putting a clock on your tree

>>75068221
He's ded

>>75068174
DAD?

RICKY
I
C FOWLER
K O
Y W
L
E
R

SPEITH

Rory rolling a 25 foot putt 14 feet past the hole and missing the comebacker.

Fuck, it's not gonna be his week, huh? Head's not there. Awful first three holes, terrible.

Peter Alliss is kill

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*waking up sounds*
eghAARHHHHHHHH

Alright.. that was a good nap -_-
now what the fuck did I miss

is Pieters Elite yet??

>>75068334
>DJ pulled out standing on the first tee
>Wind has been gusting all day but is particularly bad this afternoon
>Scoring has been low as a result
>Pieters raced out to -5 and a 4 shot lead only to return to earth
>Spieth survived the 12th

Scoring has been high, lads. Not low.

>>75068351

>Spooth
hehehehe
>not low
how do you figure
>>75068357

>>75068367

Shooting low implies you are well under part. Shooting high means you aren't.

To say "scoring has been low due to wind" is oxymoronic.

>>75068334

Also, I would like to see more of this Frog
he's more morphic of a frog design

call him.. Peter.. Peter the Frog
>he's only slightly racist, cause he knows that every one is right about the Jews
>but he never speak out loud about it

Is JUST-in Johnson the JUST golfer of our generation?
>blows the PGA grounding his club in a bunker
>loses 2 us opens in epic fashion
>fucks 2 tour players wives and gets caught
>test positive for coke gets suspended
>falls on the floor in his socks and misses Masters

>>75068416
>fucks 2 tour players wives and gets caught
/ourguy/

>>75068396
please don't bring your fetish here

>>75068416

"""""falls down"""""

>>75068416
>fucks 2 tour players wives and gets caught
Did we ever find out who they were?

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>>75068394
I can get behind this; it a factor that can't be measure or metered for every player
so, 1st Round has basically been a mobile hazard *_*
Fun

>>75068443
Racist

>>75068299
Criminally underrated

>>75068231
that a thermometer You Dunkomph

>>75068479
Jimmy Walker and Will Makenzie

>speef

>splashy spieth

woooowwww ahahaha

MY SIDES
Y

S
I
D
E
S

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>>75068635
Delet this

What the hell happened to Spieth on 15?

golf is so comfy.

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>9

>>75068693
Laid up on par 5. Too much spin on short pitch and back into water. Hits next shot over green. Takes another 4 to get down from that position

>>75068711
Well fuck. Coolin' down dem lasers.

>>75068697

I don't really follow golf but the Masters is one of comfiest events in all of sport

PHIL PHIL PHIL

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>all this hazardous wind

>Bernhard Linger

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>>75068844
what does that translate to in your language

Masters app finally sends me a notification... It's to say that spieth made quad.

Best fucking app

I wish they didn't turn down the mics when a player flubs a tee shot.

Anyone else feel they golf better in pretty hard wind
Like just knowing exatly where the ball is gonna tail seems to help me some

>>75068853
nothing, it's just a bad pun in english

>>75068862
Be careful there m8, you are this close to admitting links is the superior golf variety. Very unamerican.

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Other than pimento cheese, what would you eat at the Masters concession stand?

>>75068895
>snacks
>Aspirin
Everytyme

>>75068895
those prices are surprisingly low, I'd get one of each sandwich

>>75068862
Just because you're feeling bored now, Tom, doesn't mean you should debase yourself to the point that you'd spend your day posting on /sp./

>>75068895
master club

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>>75068895
> yfw Tylenol Ice Cream Crackers

>>75068895
>$2 beers
No wonder why fans are so obnoxious

>>75068895
>water more expensive than water with added sugar
Explain this

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F

>>75068895

How come it's so cheap? They could charge 3 times those prices

>>75068895
Waste managment open water is 4 bucks Beer is 8

REEEEEEEE
They do give out tickets like its cool though atleast

>>75068971
Masters tradition.

>>75068009
Who /tricky Ricky/ here?

>yfw Langer-Couples final pairing on Sunday

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>>75068971
it's so no one has to carry more than dollar bills and quarters

>>75068890
Open when at St andrews is always the most comfy major never actualy played at a real links course though

>>75069002
I want him to win but hey ho

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I hope this tremendous faggot has died since the PGAC

>>75068957
(((Sugar merchants))) want to keep us fat and addicted

>>75068971
Because Augusta aren't faggots. They didn't even let niggers or women into the club until very recently

>>75068957

>Avian
because clean water costs more

toilet, you drink for free, my friend

>>75069052
future ryder cup captain tbqh

Who you got your money on lads?

Put a few quid on Day and Fowler before they all went out.

>>75069063
Mate, why so angry?

>>75069063
tbf, the menu for colored folk is more expensive

>>75069090
Back to r/golf with you

>>75069108
go fuck yourself

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/comfy/

>>75069097
way to early to tell

and this Rd. 1 has been windy AF

>>75069121
Happy you're having a great time bro. Enjoy. I'm jelly

>>75069119
>le ebin hat xD
>le so unique swing xDXD
Easily the most cringy golfer ever if you unironically like him you should kill yourself

>>75069149
Do you not see the watermark lmao

>>75069165
i bet you hated payne stewart too you asshole

>>75069136
Take a fucking risk dude. Makes life more fun. What's a couple of quid?

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>not the piss easy course without any resistance for once
I'm okay with this

>>75069121
that bar-b-que sandwich entices me

>>75069097
$50 on day at 18-1

And 15 or something on bubba at like 40 or 45-1

>>75069169
No. Because I'm not a cunt

>>75069182
it two things that I don't know what they are

take it easy there, Slim Pickens

>>75069182
>whats a couple of quid?
Litteraly have no clue

Is this the only tournament where past winners get a lifetime exemption?

>>75067238
?

>>75069261
PGA does as well, Open has it until like your mid-60s, so it's a de facto lifetime. US Open is only 10 years though.

>>75069261
Ur mum has a exemption at my dick sucking tournament

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>>75068895
>every year we look at this menu and wonder what each item taste like -_-

Ewe guise, is the Master Club, like, the most elite of all clubs

SPIETH
A
V
E

>>75069063
>implying augusta isn't the definition of faggots with their ridiculously outdated """traditions""" like tape delay and fake bird noises

Under Armour is best. Nike looks like shit desu

>>75069333
Fuck off, you ungrateful niggercunt.

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>>75069355
andy pls

>>75069333
>getting triggered by tradition and a lack of commercialism

Fuck off to the NBA m8.

>>75069097
I got bets on who places top 5 for Fowler, Garcia, Haas. Rahm, Berger, Hatton

>>75069382
>lack of commercialism

do we watch the same event every year?

>>75069384
>putting money on Garcia

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they have beer, but do they have any dank?

>truhdition

>>75069400
one of these years it will be his year, r-right?

>>75069392
We do. Concession stand prices are straight out of the 1980s, and only 4 minutes out of every hour are commercials.

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>WHERE'S THE TACO BELL!?!?!?!?!

>>75069414
I certainly hope not

>>75069400
Better than that cuck Rory

>>75069355
Under Armour is fucking awful

>>75069440
rude

Garcia and Mickelson final pairing, callin it now

Cut line is still T50 and ties or within 10 strokes of the leader, right?

>leave 4 hours ago
>come back
>same thread
jfc

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Today I Wonder::

when will they make a drone camera rig; that came follow and track a ball; so we can watch drives from the air, start to finish??
>When??

>>75069510
Where the fuck did you go??

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>>75069465
UA boxer briefs are the best

everything else is average overpriced shitte

>>75069480
>first out on the course pairing

>>75069538
Cheap shit for fat bastards

>>75069529
had to buy ketchup for the fridge

LANGER
A
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G
E
R

>>75069483
Sure.

>>75069529
buy a bucket of burgers