>been a United fan your entire life >help the club rebuild

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>been a United fan your entire life
>help the club rebuild Old Trafford after the WW2 blitz
>take your children and eventually grandchildren to games
>bond with your sons through Man United and football, in a time when men were men and didn't speak their feelings
>grow old and get the news that you're terminal
>make it known to your son that your last dying wish is to shake the hands of the United legends you never got meet in person
>"I'll see what I can do dad", "thank you son"
>your health deteriorates, you know the end is coming soon
>you get a call from Man Utd and are told to expect some "special visitors" later in the day
>hoping the club would send round Bryan Robson and Denis Law to see you off
>you hear a car pull up the drive way, and despite the unbearable chest pains, you sit up to greet your guests
>nigger beats blare outside and your bed frame shakes from the vibrations
>in strolls 4 nogs that you swear mugged you a couple years ago coming back from the shops
>"alright bruv, you must be Albert. We heard you're a big fan"
>they break for one second from crowding your granddaughter to bundle a shirt over your crippled body so their "international fans" can see what they're doing in their down time
>as you drift off into the abyss, the big one pockets your antique clock whilst the others dab with your family