>*yawns* So, we're back with the EPL >He's going

Because the entertainment comes from the game, not the pompous cunt inserting retarded opinions and reactions over ever single thing that happens. This is why British commentators will forever be the GOAT commentators.

>>75013199
But having a funny/exiting commentator makes games so much better. Its a really hard skill to master and one that is mostly seen in non english speaking countries. English language is so dull and lifeless. Just like the people who speak it.

>>75013233
t. CHIcano

>>75013199
Nah, I've seen good soccer games ruined by English announcers because they're monotone as fuck

>>75013233
BUILD

>>75013296
monotonous*
You also have to go back.

>shouting 'goooooool' for 20 seconds is considered good, informative commentary in south america

>>75013199
>Why would I watch sports with other people? The entertainment comes from the game, not the pompous cunts I get excited with.

>>75013410
>white, english speaking, mls commentators have started doing this too

It's embarrassing f/am.

>>75013431
>implying the US won't be a latino country in your lifetime
how does it feel to be out breeded in your own land?

Excitement is good, I'd prefer it over the dull monotone stuff
However there are some overdo it and kill it really, so there's a balance
I lean on the side of excitement

I like old school boring, monotone narrators desu

South Americans are cucks, they need someone else to tell them something is exciting for them to be excited. Like when their wife's bull is fucked her, they get excited because they have permission to from him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVXZ9BkbAIc

GOL GOL
GOL GOL
GOL GOL

>Win meaningless Olympic Gold

GOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AND ALL OF BRAZIL IS CELEBATING!

Brazil's Hierarchy of trophies to win with the national team:

5. U-20 World Cup
4. Copa America
3. Confederation's Cup
2. World Cup
1. Olympics

appreciate some subtlety, you child.
it's like people who watch porn and only watch cumshots.

or only watch sportscenter (sports related)

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>>75016449
>it's like people who watch porn and only watch cumshots.

>>75016448
For them beating Germany's Under 17's is a cause for National celebration kek

>>75016470
You don't ?

>>75016441

>rating Zidane

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>>75013151

That's the reason Peter Drury is the GOAT commentator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMdW5n1s0n4

Latins truly are one short step away from niggers on the evolutionary ladder

>>75013233
Murica. Has the best English commentators he's working for bein. Sports but is from Newcastle uk. While sky sports has had phil. Neville

>>75016552
what the fuck is this post?

Our commentator is passionate as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXX1IUlJFv8

Nah England will always have the one GOAT call.

>Here's Hogg...!
>DEENEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

https://youtu.be/TPmZeHxWR58

British narrators could easily be replaced by the fifa one.

who cares really, it is part of their culture.

just like the arab screaming allah allah allah.no one goes around saying "uh the way you celebrate is wrong and i prefer this way"

>>75016442
>Winning nothing, ever

>some uneducated spic screaming goal for 20 seconds whether the goal is a tap in or blooter

What's entertaining about that? You only defend it because you grew up with it.

>>75013233
Fucking wrongo. I'm tempted to watch most American sports on mute because of the retarded shit that comes from most ESPN/FOX/CBS commentators. They're more focused on having a "personality" to broadcast than having any kind of basic understanding of what's happening in the game.

after the ten thousandth time how can "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" be exciting?

>>75016556
I don't know his name watch bein. Sports maybe it's Johnathan king that used to be on channel 5

>>75016742
This
>>75016882
This

Overreacting to everything just makes it a normal reaction. It's like scoring in football or scoring points in basketball. Goals are rarer in football so they are more exciting.

When an English commentator ovverreacts you know it's a great moment.
>AGUEROOO
>TORRES orgasm
>WHAT A HIT SON

Those are just a few examples why spic commentators are shitty poopoo fuck shit.

Someone post that newcastle commentator in spain that goes into poetry

>>75016473

1/10 made me reply

>>75013410
>moments shouldn't be hyped and emotions aroused in a sports match

>>75016440
We want to feel as if we were on the stadium. Tell me, what happens when the Stadium when your team scores? Madness. Hugging people you don't know. Jumping randomly. Screaming Gol.

>>75013421
if you need other people/commentary to enjoy sports, especially soccer, you should leave.

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>>75026298
>We want to feel as if we were on the stadium

>announcer beheads a referee

I have issues with the spanish commentators on Bein. Whoever the fucks are that do the champions league need to stop. They always do gay ass shoutouts to their friends during the game and it takes me out of it. Also, they always have shit to say about how they should be playing. I'd rather them just talk about the game and leave the analysis to actual former pros/coaches until halftime/after the game.

Also, Lalas is the worst. How he keeps landing gigs is beyond me.