> Countdown to China GP:
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> /f1/ Fantasy League
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League Passcode: 9637387
> Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 25 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 18 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points
>Formula E was boring shit again
why no pupper?
Threadly Reminder
My time.
>>74992873
>Formula E was boring shit again
I can tell you didn't watch the race
>>74992885
maybe next time
>>74992898
Why did I watch it then?
>>74992887
fuck thats good
saved without permission
>le smooth man
>>74992901
I was about to click send on a roscoe OP but I did like uncle bernie suggested and thought before I memed.
>tfw forgot about this guy
I really don't like the Chinese GP desu
>>74992887
What is it with 2017 and great OC?
5/5, have an upvote!
>the buddh circuit mascot
>>74992918
>>74992887
finally somebody made it great, I can reiter mine now
>Do you remember that time you found shit on your carpet?
>It wasn't Roscoe.
>It was me, Lewis.
>>74992996
I added your pig* as a tribute to the original.
>*or whatever the fuck animal it is
20th for $troll's grid spot
So, did he wear the mustache?
>dogposting http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5e9sr_gp2-senna-vs-dog_auto
>>74993031
yeah I noticed, thanks a lot. It's some kind of pig yes, probably related to a pot-bellied pig.
>>74992980
>not a cow
They had ONE job!
>>74993079
>post yfw Stroll wins the wdc
Watch out Bernie!
Did we have an april fools here at all?
>Clapton in a wheelchair
'no'
beta testing for f1 2017 is well underway!
Has Mana recovered from Nico's retirement?
Has she found a new driver to obsess over for the next decade?
Anyone watch the Formula E race? Based. Much better raise than the most reason f1 race in mexico city.
>>74993522
>Much better raise than the most reason f1 race in mexico city.
You're a disgrace to the flag anon.
>>74994228
it was much better. count the lead changes. the winner lost their fucking wing at the very beginning. Buemi meme didn't win, and FE pit changed continue to be some of the most hilarious things to watch in motorsports.
So, what does it take to get GIO a ride next year. Does he need to score a point before Princess come back or will coming home in one piece be sufficient. For that matter where does he fit? Kimi's ride 2019?
>>74993377
>all that flesh rolling out the top of her top
What a distugisting fat whore. I'd make lazy chink piggu squeel until she loses some weight
>>74994460
>So, what does it take to get Gio the Nazi a ride next year.
FTFY
>>74994481
>Literally 1/10. Would not have sex with.
>>74993502
>trying to get a cheap rise out of me by implying Mana would do such things.
She is the senior member of the Toyota Gazoo Ladys and is a student brand manager for Red Bull Japan.
She is not some cheap harlot. She does the race queen job so as to be part of motorsport not as a way to get further in the modelling industry.
>>74994582
So you're saying there will be no gokkun video?
>>74994481
Mana is the one on the left.
Miki Sakai is on the right who is some quite old beat-up woman who got demoted from doing Race Queen duty for the Super GT Toyota Prius team and replaced a really qt girl.
>>74994622
Maybe Miki. She used to be a Honda booth 'babe' so clearly has no standards.
But not Mana.
>>74994994
Nothing but speculation.
Still her career is slightly strange.
In 2011 she had a her RQ debut in GT300 with Team APR on the #31 car.
Did the same in 2012.
Then she took a random 3 year break and apparently did nothing but sporadic appearances at auto shows as a booth babe.
Then in 2015 she turned up as a the RQ for the #77 Direction Racing 458 Ferrari
Then she went back to Team APR and the #31 car (Now a Prius) for 2016.
Now she is a G-lady.
Despite representing a manufacturer directly it is clearly a drop. The biggest event they will do is the Nurburgring 24hrs while the rest is entertaining the crowd with rock, paper scissors at the spec 86/BRz series.
The 3 year break is weird and the fact she is now 27 which is pretty old.
She is from the same agency as the qt girl she replaced so they might have just swapped her around I guess.
What do we do about the RQ? (reddit question)
>>74995481
imagine being wagfag
>>74995772
It's a tough existence but someones got to do it
wtf
>>74992887
>>74992893
POTTERY
>>74996054
before i posted that, this was all i could see
Choco Senna goofs us again
we appear to be back to normal service
>>74995880
Damn she got old.
Still a cutie tho.
I'd marry Minttu desu.
She looks like she gets shit done and would hatefuck me to sleep. *Dream.*
>tfw literally no overtaking
How do I break it to a friend that his favorite motorsport is literally the least exciting motorsport.
>>74992887
>mocking shoeys
maybe don't invent them then mate?
>>74996449
First shoey I ever heard of was dad doing on for rugby hazing ~30 years ago, and if it was a hazing tradition it was going on well before then.
Not saying who invented it but it's been around since before Riccy was born
hating on shoeys is australophobic as fuck.
>>74996522
So is respecting the law but nobody is bitching about it, Hans.
>>74996141
Have I ever told you how much I hate emojis?
>>74996538
Only boongs and other shitskins disrespect the law and law enforcement here.
The Sudanese are the fucking worst for it. Absolute dropkicks who should have been left in those Kenyan camps to rot.
>>74992873
>Formula E was boring shit again
What? It was very entertaining.
>>74996812
Literally enjoyed it more than Aus GP.
>>74996812
Finns hate everything, especially themselves
>>74996829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAbv07cJC9A
>>74996724
So you're that one prisoner who "didn't do anything", huh.
>>74996854
not an anglo, lad
Scandinavian descent.
>>74996538
Nah the only fags who disrespect the law are abos and 17 year old boys with their licence just doing burnouts all day.
>>74996621
Me too desu
>>74992927
Unironically liked Kamui, the dude lost positions like mental but he also took them.
>>74996978
>Okay Checo, my bad, Kamui is P4, that's P4
>What? P4? As in... position four?
>yes!
And at that moment a bit of Perez died
/sp/ is so dead
So... How about that F1....
dead sport. dead thread.
Why did japmoot ruin sp
>>74997170
/a/ with flags was glorious, too bad 4chan shat the bed during much of it. All is back to normal, now.
At least it wasn't /outsoc/.
>>74997160
They should replace the front and rear wings with bumpers.
>>74997183
/a/...
I don't like little girl chink cartoons
>>74997195
I think I recognised some posters from here during it, was quite charming that interests carry through so broadly.
>>74997207
no aussies got triggered by it
we just laughed that it was contrarian aussie who posted and said he liked girl dick in the bum.
hence proving that he is indeed a faggot.
>>74997224
Fuck;Marry,Kill
>>74997234
fuck: henno doxxer
marry: noel poster
kill: contrarian aussie
t. aussie who hates contrarian aussie
China up next, one of my least favourite tracks. What are we in for?
>>74997305
>What are we in for?
Nothing.
>>74997332
Thought so. I might have to skip it anyway because I'm not home that weekend. If Ferrari lose I'll be glad I didn't watch, if they do well it might be the last time they ever get anything done this season. Tough decision.
>>74997305
A Ferrari win.
Future reminder that I called it.
URRRRGHHH
RUUGHHHH
URRRGGHHHHH
RUHHHGHHHH
>>74993079
That reminds me, why the fuck didn't they show replays of the start at Australia? Normally at the 3/4th lap you get 1 minute of replays from above, and from driver views.
>>74997429
it was on lap 6
>>74997414
what is mix 2?
>>74997549
Less aggressive fuel burning mode, easier on the engine whilst slower.
Can't wait for all of Lewis' rage engine blow outs.
>>74997549
1000bhp instead of 1150bhp
>>74997784
Can't trick me.
>>74997605
Wrong
>>74997549
Mix 2 is the normal fuel map mode
Mix 1 is lean fuel map mode, whilst Mix 3 is the rich fuel map mode
>>74997414
>>74997605
>>74997984
>Falling for the codemaster's 3 mixes meme
>>74996141
it could have been so beautiful
>>74997984
How is it "wrong" he was not running the most aggressive fuel mode.
These will be the regulations for the next generation of Grand Prix internal combustion engines;
- a minimum of FOUR (4) and maximum of TWELVE (12) cylinders OR a maximum of FOUR (4) rotors
- ICEs shall have a capacity of somewhere between 1600cc and 3000cc.
- Electric + ICE power output should be around 1000bhp
- A mathematical equation shall be used to determine the rev limits for each ICE. The goal is to have each engine producing roughly the same power. This shall be demonstrated in a linear graph and publicly released after testing has concluded.
- All engines will be presented to the FIA to be tested on a dynamometer before the season. The results will be publicly released after testing has concluded.
- Fuel flow per engine shall also be calculated using the above formula
- Fuel allowances per engine will be calculated after testing has concluded.
- A minimum weight per engine shall be set at 80kgs
- forced induction is ABSOLUTELY HARAM
- a MAXIMUM of TEN (10) ICEs may be used in a 20 race season. If the season drops below 20 races, only EIGHT (8) ICEs shall be permitted
- the cost shall be capped at £1,500,000 per unit.
>>74998141
But mode 3 is only used for quali or sporadically for overtakes
It's not like you can go the whole race with it
>>74997784
Why is RC in /f1/
GET OFF MY GENERAL RC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74998663
He's fake shitposting RC.
>>74997160
>that feeling when Formula mEme is more exciting than F1 currently.
https://youtu.be/U80-xUMk8AI
>>74998717
as opposed to real shitposting RC?
>>74995582
gas
>>74998974
gaaaay
>>74998974
No its not. These cars are driving at 20kph
How would a GP here look like? (Grobnik)
>>74999407
F1 doesn't go below the sea level. Get over it.
>>74999443
Wait for Monaco.
>>74998636
Why even make the comment then?
let's play I game
someone says a country's name and other ppl respond with their fav driver (all time) from that country and also posts a new country
I start:
Netherlands
>>74999511
Victoria Verstappen
Belarus
>>74999511
Jos Verstappens Benis
Croatia
>>74999443
Dumbass it's in Croatia
>>74999574
That is even more stupid then. Kys yourself
>>74997245
>t. aussie who hates contrarian aussie
that's all of us lad
>>74999407
it's kinda small desu because it's more of a moto gp track
>>74999443
>what is Baku
>Ricky getting bullied by Vettlel
>>74999717
Good question.
Had anyone even heard of Baku and Azerbaijan before they won Eurovision or the Grand Prix?
>>74999722
no, NO
ricky WILL replace kimi
>>74999805
He won't, le tropical islands man
it'll be /ourguy/ Gio the Nazi
dead thread
dead community
dead sport
>Too early for alcohol
>>74999903
In all seriousness though, it'll be Grosjean or Ricky.
As much as I like Gio, he's too inexperienced for a Ferrari drive, and Ferrari almost never employ anyone who hasn't done a lengthy apprenticeship somewhere else.
>>74999967
but what should I slurp if F1 is ded?
>>74999251
>No its not
t. never watched a Formula memE race
>These cars are driving at 20kph
le funny slower than 4moolah wun = granny scooter maymay
they go over 200km/h, tyhmä vauva
>>75000127
and finland loses again
from the Formula E website, all the cars are electronically limited to 20kph.
>>74999722
is this some sort of f1 game
>>75000168
Motorsport Manager with a RL mod
>>75000157
Pretty much this
>>75000127
Yeah, nah.
FE is not even remotely as exciting as F1. Not even close.
>>75000067
>it'll be Grosjean
No, just no, let the frog rot in the midfield until he has another mental breakdown and ends up in FE.
>>75000067
this
though I feel grosjean is too inconsistent for them
hes a good driver when hes in top form though
>>74999722
>Riccardo
>Sauber Driver
I kek'd
>>74999967
>flag
>talking dead sports
Ferrari will win china lads
>>75000247
H-hey
I picked them because they had low expectations
>>75000269
it's Gimi's home race of course he'll win
>>75000269
amx will win china lads.
digits confirm.
kek wills it
>>75000067
Gio is already a backup driver for Ferrari, plus he's getting experience with Sauber right now. He proved himself to be good in Melbourne, and if WEH keeps up with this injury crock he might even get to drive in Shanghai
gimi will die
>>75000298
off by one
Alonso will get a Podium in China
>>75000067
>or Ricky.
Oh look, it's another Strayan delusional about that talentless lanky fuck
Ferrari have no interest in signing such a piece of shit driver
>>75000333
even trips won't achieve that
>Be me
>Playing F12013 with custom season, threw out the shit tilkedromes and added the classic tracks
>Estoril
>Tires gone after 8 laps, even with setup for longer tire duration
Just fuck my shit up 2bh senpaitachi
>>75000333
oh shit,
I welcome this as a mclaren fan
>>75000333
>1.2km back straight
>250bhp
>Honda p̶o̶d̶i̶u̶m̶ points
>>75000241
Grosjean is perfect if Ferrari want another Barrichello.
If they want two great drivers, they'll be best to reunite the 2014 Red Bull crew though. Italian-Australian Ricky in the Ferrari would just feel right.
>>75000337
pic related
pepper your angus, Felix
>>75000333
Really feeling it
>>75000435
In your dreams maybe.
Even if he did, Vettel would btfo him.
How about instead, Bottas goes back to Williams where he belongs and Ricky bullies the shit out of Hamilton?
>>75000435
>Ferrari taking RB's second driver
yeah no
>>75000574
2 0 1 4
Remember hans?
>>75000574
>Even if he did, Vettel would btfo him
lmaoing
>>75000586
liking this timeline
>>75000586
merc needs Bottas's professionalism to balance out the monkey's bad publicity.
>>75000614
pls dont, bogancunt
>>75000613
RB don't have a second driver.
>>75000586
no I like GOA77AS.
>>75000708
Are they Hamilton fans
>>75000708
A generation of Mark Webbers
>>75000708
Are they blind?
Threadly reminder that Ricciardo was beaten by Narain Karthikeyan.
His fucking time.
>>75001206
nice marmot
>>75001206
>>75001206
They can't stop him.
>>75001241
Not even a 4x world champion
>ITT: People to dumb to realise that "my time" is just a Tag Heuer marketing catch phrase.
Keep sucking the corporate dick, lads.
>Stock Car Brasil just started,
P-Pls watch ;_:
>>75001283
>le big corps are evil meme
>>75001283
But isn't TAG-Heuer's slogan Don't Crack Under Pressure?
Can we update this pic by swapping the Red Bull for a Mercedes? They aren't really breaking down but they aren't cheating anymore and therefore slower.
>>75001358
They had to change that.
>>75001403
>this triggers the AusGODS
>>75001403
dont ever post this again
>>75001369
Need a decently meme picture of the current Mercedes first.
Can't find anything atm, but will keep an eye out as the season progresses.
>>75000676
>>75001306
No stream, m8.
>>75001306
>greenlight when push to pass is activated
lmao what the fuck
Also, how the fuck is anyone else going to watch this, its not like its broadcasted internationally.
>>75001489
for now the Hamilton failure in Malaysia 2016 might to, upgrade to a 2017 car later maybe?
>>75001499
Number one driver
Number two car
>>75001499
merc rigged his car to fail
>>75001512
Yeah, didn't get that either, but i'm ok with it.
Also no stream, i only found in those "free tv" websites.
>>75001512
>those numbers
holy kek, you won't missed them
>>75001520
Went with the unveiling.
Gives a cheeky "Vettel already knows" vibe.
>Senna has three active circuits
>Piquet has two defunct circuit
>>75001854
They're racing in goiania atm.
>>75001854
That's probably because Piquet was an insufferable asshat all the time, whereas Senna was only most of the time
>>75001891
>we could have Massa and Barrichelo racing together if it wasnt for Rosbeta being shit
>>75001499
Once again solidifying VERSTAPPEN is future GOAT
>>75001979
>>75001952
Massa would go to F-E and was having talks with a WEC team.
>>75001979
>Verstappen is great because Ricciardo's car broke down
I don't even like Retardo, but that's just moron logic.
>>75002023
Not like you cant do both
WEC has like 3 races
>>75001979
>car doesnt break down
>must be better
toothpaste logic
>>75002065
and they all clash with FE
>>75002065
Maybe tthere would be some conflicting schedules, like what happens with DiGrassi.
Also just realized how Stock Car came back to "Chevy only", i don't see any Peugeots.
Why do Brazilian soccer players have one name but Brazilian racing drivers have two names, like normal people?
>>75002172
They look like they've been painted with house paint.
>>75002172
>"stock cars"
>not touring cars
>literally look like tiny clown cars
pretty embarrassing honestly
>>75002247
vinyl wrap innit
don't think anyone uses paint on race cars anymore.
>>75002240
Because their surnames wouldn't fit on the shirt?
>>75002042
>Hamilel blows up engine in Malaysia, his fault
>Ricciardo crashes his car in quali and it isn't repaired, not his fault
Really alkalised my water
>>75000206
Have you watched F1 recently? The amount of overtakes per race has gone down drastically since 2011, It's boring as shit. I'd rather watch slow competitive racing than fast slot cars.
>>75002300
Massa, Senna, Barrichello, Pizziona, Nasr, Piquet and Fittipaldi wouldn't fit on a shirt?
>>75002345
What's your point?
>>75002325
Then go make an /FE/ thread and spare us the bitching.
>>75002379
You made the point that Brazilian last names wouldn't fit on a shirt.
What's YOUR point?
>>75002325
Good luck then bye
>>75002248
Are you expecting them to race in Ferraris?
>>75002300
>>75002398
>implying Brazilians can afford shirts
>>75002398
You implied that Football players here have only one name. When they actually use their first name only or their nicknames.
>>75002398
Creedence Clearwater Couto is a long name
HELP!
I was trapped on a shitty fake board called /spa/ for an days
It was terrible
>>75001206
>>75002508
Did they touch you?
>>75002406
I expect them to be racing in things larger then matchbox cars.
>>75002508
Spanky spanky
>>75002531
No you pervert
>>75002536
NO
>>75002406
You now remember the Itaipava GT.
>>75001952
>>75001512
where are they racing at?
>>75002553
>No you pervert
Do you wish they did?
>>75002591
Goiânia.
>>75002613
N-No I dont
>>75002651
Liar.
>>75002665
Stop
>German no effort no image anime poster
Disappointing.
I don't want to play with you any more.
>>75002591
Autódromo internacional de Goiania
Best circuit in Brasil not counting Interlagos according to the commentators
Its shit tbqh
>>75002712
Good, now I can finally post without being molested
>>75002526
that's Mark you silly cunt
>>75002553
That wasn't a question love, that was a statement of intent. The question is whether it'll be whip, brush or board...
>>75002722
I think they meant for racing-wise, since it been through reforms. Obviously not FIA-tier.
>>75002757
I fucking hate you
>>75002726
You can't sleep without being molested though :^)
>>75002726
>>75002773
*rapes you*
>>75002553
>>75002773
nice avatar
>>75002635
>>75002722
>Autódromo Internacional Ayrton Senna (Goiânia)
did they also replicate the wall he smacked at Imola too?
>>75002762
I think they meant the structure.
I meant for racing, so far. The last time they were here it was wet so I dont really know.
>>75002774
>>75002790
>>75002792
I'm leaving
There's no need to punish me
it's funny how because of the 3 flags I've hidden all I see of this thread is a few standalone aussies and ze animu german pretty much
>>74993111
>GP2 DOG
>AAARRGH GP2 DOG
>>75002845
>>75002773
Stop playing games with daddy and bend over. If you be nice, you might get the cummies.
>>75002851
Why would you hide everything that is good, and end up with the worst parts?
>>75002818
Why bully? ;_:
>>75002827
The tarmac is good.
But i think Curvelo will surpass them soon as "the best in the nation". Excluding interlagos.
how did it end up like this
Shit track.
Discuss.
>>75003072
It looks like a bunny.
>>75003072
nah its pretty good, them chinamen make a good track
>>75001979
Reminder gentlemen.
Don't feed the Dutchman's delusions.
>>75003072
looks like an octopus
>>75003072
Not objectively bad. Interesting corners, fun to drive... at least in a video game.
Just lacks any soul, like most tracks made by Herman Tilke in the modern era
>>75002926
Avatar posters, and loophole posters (like you) that don't avatar, and don't use names/trips, but post the same tired shit over and over.
Longpost finn is GOAT, and WAGfag and nick are good for bantz, but the rest of you are just shitting up the threads.
>>75003072
Is that China? It always looks good, but it's always disappointing. I'm an insomniac, but I doze off around lap 35-40 every time.
>>75003167
>and loophole posters (like you) that don't avatar, and don't use names/trips, but post the same tired shit over and over.
>>74992887
>>75003072
turn 2 vibrates and stimulates the clit
turn 6 goes in the vagina
turn 12 goes in the butt hole
it's just a very elaborate plug/toy
>>75003193
Good post
>>75002917
nice layout if they made changes like this for more overtakes
>>75003191
I forgot that one finfag that tries to police posts, and hates fun
>>75003072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSJCwYSA9Nk
Shanghai as described by a one armed sim racing Australian
Can any /osp/ frens point me to the Nascar race thread?
>>75003302
>lasted 32 seconds
He's trying waaaaaaaaaaaaay to hard to be funny.
>>75003275
The circuit is brand new and they only raced once there. The constructions still ongoing, last year they raced there and the circuit didn't even have grass, escape zones or even tires on the walls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmhIndnmsQc
But i like their concept. They wanna make a motorsport complex, the land is so big that the circuit only is 1/3 or the land.
Poois was held up in customs in China.
apparently brought the wrong passport, which seems hard to believe, since he should only have an American passport.
>>75003481
HOL
U
P
>>75003287
gotchu lad
>>75003481
>2016
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/motorsport/2422831/lewis-hamiltons-no1-girl-in-f1-defends-his-playboy-lifestyle-and-claims-the-three-time-world-champ-is-not-a-party-boy/
>In an interview with New Zealand Herald, she added: “I’m called a physiotherapist but the role with Lewis is as performance coach.
>“Over the course of a race weekend, my job is to eliminate any external factors so he only has to think about his driving and not have to worry about anything else.
>“I wake him up, I order his food, I drive him to the track.
>2017
>http://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/39410617
>Lewis Hamilton decides to race without a personal trainer
Didn't take long for Lewis to fail at simple tasks without his nanny to look after him.
>>75003696
Give LewLew couple of months and he won't fit in the car
>>75003696
damn I wish I could hire a personal bitch
>there's been a hold up
>hol' up
>>75003947
inb4 'it was because i'm black'
>>75003947
#blessed
>>75003972
well I mean it probably was
it's not like the Chinese are afraid of racial profiling
>>75002065
Bernie was a cunt who scheduled races over WEC races and le mans, it might change next year.
>>75004654
FOM rescheduled this year so LeMans and Baku don't clash.
Although I suspect that was more about them believing Baku's TV ratings were terrible because the LeMans finish stole the audience, than them not being cunts for once.
It's a shame they did though desu, because now that everyone knows what a shit track, and what a shit race Baku is, the TV ratings would be even worse this year is LeMans gave people an alternative.
Any good F1 podcasts?
>>75004962
>caring about the opinions of random fans who think their opinions are so important that people will want to listen to them
Absolutely self-absorbed.
>>75004845
Well the ending to Le Mans was particularly spectacular last year so it definitely stole some of the ratings, the rescheduling is good for Le Mans though because you might see less shitty LMP2 drivers and gives Toyota/Porsche more drivers to hire if they run a 3rd car.
>>75004962
Only one I listen to is in Swedish, radiolemans have a general motorsport one that's pretty good.
>>75003072
That back straight triggers me
>>75005067
I just wanna hear people talk about F1
>>75004962
I listen to 3 legs 4 wheels. While the quality of the discussion is not always that good, the bantz are on point.
>>75005279
Too bad. Stop liking things I don't like.
how did he score points in Formula E? are the rest of the drivers that shit?
>>75005490
m8, if F1rejects was a racing series, it would be FormulaE
>>75005490
What line is he trying to take here? Is he just missing the apex that badly? Did he not know the Lotus was there?
>>75005490
>WE ARE WITH YOU MICHAEL
>>75005490
Holy shit that Lotus divebombed that corner pretty hard
It's lucky he landed like he did
>>75006227
>Did he not know Maldonado was there?
That was his mistake
>>75006227
he was probably giving MADonado space
bad idea
>>75006366
>>75006367
But guys it looked like he tapped him very lightly
Why did he flip with the force of a thousand suns
>>75006429
Yeah it was weird
>Swedish state TV made a documentary series, each episode detailing Finnish sporting victories
>there are 4 episodes in total
>>75006610
Rosberg, Hakkinen, and Raikkonen. What's the fourth about?
>>75006886
Rallying
I've never really watched F1, but it seems hype, even though I could never really get into NASCAR (which my mother is really into). Plus a friend apparently loves it.
So, where should I start if I want to get into this shit? What do I need to know?
>>75006886
The episodes are about
>Hockey
>Floorball
>Hockey
>Häkkinen (Formula 1)
>>75007165
>>Hockey
So, not about the olympics then.
>>75005490
Prost fucked Heidfeld again and them and others were involved as well
Gutierrez was so far back the crash was already over
>>75007163
This season's storyline is Ferrari trying to take down Mercedes who have been dominant the last 3 years, plus Lewis Hamilton complaining about things throughout the season. Don't expect on-track action, it's all about the memes.
OJS Verstappen involved in a fight again. He literally can destroy AMX his career. Fucker.
>>75007340
>"Jos Verstappen Not Involved In Fight"
>dated 01/04/2017
>>75007317
https://youtu.be/jfJqcOp7QIs
>>75007328
>Don't expect on-track action
This year, or ever?
>>75007340
Luckily AMX is future GOAT, teams look over this when they see him win the 2017 WDC, making hamlel and vetlel look like bus drivers
>>75007445
Yes
>>75007163
disregard posts resembling >>75007598
>>75007445
Some drivers say that it's very difficult to overtake this year. The first race of the season was really boring in terms of racing, hopefully it will improve on wider tracks.
Maybe watch some of last year's races to get a general idea on f1fullraces, Malaysia was pretty good.
>>74996829
great fucking album
new thread >>>/spa/62206
>>>/spa/62206
>>75008245
GOOD post
GP2 server, GP2. Argh.
>>75006429
He got his nose under the Sauber, lifting the wheels and then the underside came into contact with the front left of the lotus and all that force just kinda shot it upwards.
>>75007163
more than half of the races will take place at 5/8am depending on which side of the continent you live on
>>75007163
>What do I need to know?
Hamilton is a faggot.
>Irvine "Irvine: Vettel is a spoiled brat, and so are Hamilton and Alonso"
http://www.marca.com/en/more-sports/2017/04/02/58e142f8e5fdea51248b4597.html
>>75009801
>I was like that too. We are all like that.
10/10 article would read again. Fuck clickbait really
>>75009801
Vettel is a world champion. So are Alonso and Hamilton.
>>75009801
Don't forget the:
>"Michael was the greatest driver ever, and in a different league to anyone else"
AKA, the driver who made me look shit only made me look shit because he was amazing, I totally wasn't shit.... you got to believe me. PLEASE. I wasn't shit.
>>75009801
Vettel is heteroesxual. So are er nevermind.
JOS GOT IN A PUNCH UP AGAIN
>http://nos.nl/artikel/2166271-jos-verstappen-krijgt-klappen-op-terras.html
>Police confirmed to the regional broadcaster L1 that there was a scuffle. "Around 18:00 we received a message from the conflict," said a spokesman.
>Officers asked to leave the fighters. "A man with significant injuries to his face refused. He was then taken to the police." According to police, it comes to 45-year-old Jos Verstappen.
>Verstappen had a black eye and a cut on his face.
>>75010563
>http://nos.nl/artikel/2166271-jos-verstappen-krijgt-klappen-op-terras.html
He just doesn't take shit from anyone, everyone loves to agitate someone who has it better than them. Jealousy.
Jos doesn't take it, says a few words and hey presto.
This helps Max becoming a better driver since his mother is the caring somewhat serious and more calm person. While his father on the other hand being the disgruntled maniac he can be but still the more passionate one probably in some sense.
Fuck your shitty banter btw fucking cunt.
Toothpastes out.
>>75010625
>He just doesn't take shit from anyone, everyone loves to agitate someone who has it better than them. Jealousy.
HE A GOOD BOY. HE DINDU NUFFIN.
>>74997418
He's just very enthousiastic.
Should stop sperging out before gets builled tho.
>>75010625
>tries to backpedal
>just has a tanty anyway
Hey Jos.
might go to limburg and fight jos myself
>>75000067
Ferrari might not be the proper team for Verstappen yesh. He's the most desirable driver after all.
T. non-bandwagoner.
>>75002006
So she's 18 right?
H Y P E
Y
P
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>>75010647
>>75010659
I thought you had to wait a full minute before you could post again?
Lardasses. Watch out for the Emu's.
>>75010805
I don't get hype until it's 3 full days away, lad
>>75010805
>4 full days
>>75010852
Hype in 2 hours hype!
>>75010852
>>75011140
Implying 2 hours isn't a full day
>>75011544
Do I need to lecture you about full days again?
>>75011600
Check the fall and then follow the instructions here >>75003125
>>75011919
Damnit. Is there a Finnish version of that?
>>75012016
The english language is hard one to learn indeed man.
Completely.
>>75012040
Are you implying that I couldn't read the instructions in that meme pic? Well, lad, that is not the case. I was asking if there a version of that meme that addressed Finnish posters, and how one should not pay attention to them.
>>75012083
Wrong assumption Jarppi.
Well done though for getting on the toothpaste hate bandwagon.
There are leaders and followers in this world.
i have no reason to live other than f1
>>75012184
amx amd will guide you through those days you consider less enjoyable.
>work tomorrow
>>75012184
Same desu
>>75012184
>mfw I try and have football replace those times with no F1
Pls bring me sunshine.
>>75012437
>work at 5:30am tomorrow
>>75012596
mma > f1
tbqfh
>>75012645
Is Bahamas poster the shitposter no.1 in /f1/ right now
>>75012649
F1 > gently inserting large lubed up object into your anus > MMA
>>75012752
I feel like im too new to this general for that title
im flattered though
>>75012752
>shitposter
*cancer
And don't give it the attention it wants.
>>75012752
You certainly aren't anymore. The Bahamian is just a little but cancerous.
>>75012758
https://youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs
hashtag$TRO££WDC2018
>>75012758
I dont blame you, not everyone has the superior to taste required to appreciate the ultimate sport.
F1 has other things going for it, but as a sport mma is the most patrician choice always.
dubs and gimi wins china
>>75012911
it wasn't supposed to be this way
>>75012841
I never was though...
maybe i need to try a little harder.. just like everything else
>>75012802
By no.1 i mean the cunt i hope dies and doesn't return and we all wonder where he went but then slowly fades into obscurity and is never mentioned again.
>>75012954
>corner sitter of the world
So who here remembers the butthurt Mexican?
>>75012911
Thank you based pierre
>>75012901
MMA is arguably WWE tier 2bh
>promoters talking about 3rd match deciders before the 2nd match is even started
>embarrassing cringe scripted media confrences
I watch a lot of rugby and MMA is more homosexual than literal gropeball. Plus it's all man drama outside the ring.
>>75012991
This one?
>>75012980
>bahamas
Your country exists solely as a tourist destination for fat americans.
>>75013008
Yep
>>75013051
wrong
we also secretly sink sloops carrying haitian immigrants
>>75013008
Yup, I kind of miss him
>>75013179
Mexi was an alright guy, he just had way too thin a skin for this kind of crowd.
Just caught up on the Mexico Formula E. Holy HECK. Wish I had gotten up to post about it live. Reckon my > button would've gotten one hell of a workout.
Straight up fucking kino.
>>75003799
*stares at cookie jar*
I had a dream where the London HQ of Brabham, which was worth more than Mansory (apparently they moved into tuning), blew up like a nuke. Then every Londoner became a refugee.
make me think!
>>75014690
>every Londoner became a refugee.
is it still a dream if it is real?
Anyone wanna guess how they fuck with DRS this year to compensate with following?
I say
>Detection at 1.5 seconds
>DRS zone extended by 100 meters on avg.
>>75015215
Drivers can you DRS where- and whenever they want.
>>75015221
drivers cant close drs
>>75015287
Drivers can only use DRS within .5s of a back marker
>>75015215
DRS always
>bings
>bongs
>full days
strange system desu
>>75015840
it's actually bings bongs and teatimes in the metric system
full days is imperial unit
>>75015840
full days are only the most important if you're finnish and on the spectrum
I got bullied by Ocon in my dream a couple hours ago. I sat on my motorcycle and he pushed me into a revolving door, resulting in crushed testicle syndrome at the exit of a campsite where a French motorcycle gang just left.
What does this mean
>>75015866
>finnish and on the spectrum
pleonasm
>>75015872
I just wanted to make sure everyone knew, you know, a finnish person might have read it.
>>75015870
>my motorcycle
>What does this mean
That you're a homosexual.
>>75015870
France to Annex netherlands, or, Ocon to peg AMX while AMX is wearing his cuck cage
Comfy thread right about now
Wtf happened to my Felipe
>post pics of gay motorcycle men for bants
>America declares the thread as being currently comfy
Really makes you think...
>>75015883
Why would you go through all that effort to grow muscle and not lose the fucking fat too? It's the easier of the two.
>>75015920
>impersonating anime German
I wrote that before any of those 3 rapid fire aussie posts. I was gonna say the aussies fucked up the thread but I like your bants sometimes so I let it be.
I think the gay motorcycle pic says more about the person posting it desu
>McClaren gets EU shekels, drops Honda and gets Mercedes engines
>Sauber enters partnership with Honda
>Japs go full banzai because of shamefur dispray 2017
>Giothenazi gets Wehrleins seat
>Gio WDC 2018
are we on this timeline?
>>75015915
Really makes you sink...
>>75015942
still not sure if fatposting Greeklad was actually Nick but I think pic related is fair
>>75015942
Really makes you drink...
>>75015970
It probably wasn't
>you now realise thicc nick will die before posting in /f1/ again (so several months from now)
>>75015970
You mean me? >>75015933
I'm not Nick.
>>75007165
Disgusting.
>>75016065
Post weight scale with timestamp
>>75016142
Post yorself. To South Africa. In a farmer's costume.
>>75016065
No I'm talking about pic related a while back. Doesn't sound like him though, and to be fair he started his post with a weak bridge to F1, not at the end.
>>75016207
nope not him.
I don't feel the sense of pathetic mixed with faux self disappointment exuding of each post
>>75016207
I want to believe.
Gois, my friend in London is telling me that Noel Gallagher is one of the featured artists on the new Gorillaz Album.
How do I contact noelfag and inform him of the news.
>>75016345
don't worry he knows
>>75016345
Fuck that. Oasis reunion when?
>>75016364
No, just no.
>>75016364
Why bother? Liam can't sing, and the rest of the band doesn't matter. Cover bands do a better job honestly.
>>75015970
Looks like B and N are the most likely to win.
Who will play fat nick in the inevitable biopic?
>>75016425
>implying it won't be a disney animated oscarbait
>>75016431
The touching story of how the evil /F1/ general was fatshaming poor Nick, until he finally realised that a 1:1 cm/kg ratio was 100% healthy and he lived happily ever after.
Until the heart attack at age 25 of course, but that irrelevant detail will be left out.
>>75015970
Also can I get the background pic? I need it as portrait for the Owl team.
>>75016458
>>75016516
Thanks.
just cried like a bitch after watching Undertaker's retirement
Why does F1 not create emotions like fake fighting can?
http://nos.nl/artikel/2166271-jos-verstappen-krijgt-klappen-op-terras.html
>Dutch """"""""""people""""""""""
>>75016425
Two or three actors taped together.
>>75016522
Just wait until VWL are about to become a thing and Vettel get Senna'd soon after
>>75016522
Because its more fixed than a fixed "sport"
>>75016522
Because F1 isn't a soap opera.
>>75016561
It's more that the writers are crap.
>>75016522
Senna's retirement was pretty emotional.
>>75016522
because f1 has overtakers and no undertaker
>>75016621
>no undertaker
The McHonda drivers.
>>75016561
it's the best desu
You now remember Jenson Button
>>75016651
yeah that's the Wobbler guy right
>>75016651
yes I heard he got the autisms
>>75016522
if you enjoy mandrama you can fuck off to >>>/asp/ tbeh
>>75003072
>Shit track
You've just about covered all aspects in that review...
But honestly get ready for some boring as fuck racing this weekend. This years cars were meant to be raced on Suzuka, Circuit of America and Interlagos, not tracks like Shanghai, Monza and Montreal.
>>75016695
So is HWL guaranteed?
>>75016705
not necessarily
>>75016695
bs. it's one of the rare tracks now on calendar where it'll be possible to pass.
Expect a really interesting race.
>>75016705
I don't think so, Vettel won in Australia because of shit strategy so we know Mercedes won't repeat but I'm calling Hamilton for a 2016 tier start.
>>75016695
>>75016705
>>75016718
>>75016719
>>75016723
keep in mind the wear is front limited cos of the meme 270-degree corner so Ham is especially fugged
>these tires are finished, man
>>75016719
>impossible to pass
>interesting race
Most people don't watch F1 as an exercise in trainspotting
>>75016719
>Higher downforce
>Higher friction coefficient
>Lower straightline speed
I only see passing in corners 1 - 2 under DRS, sounds really interesting. Like 2003 interesting...
>>75016733
is there any other way to watch these days?
>>75016737
Follow a backmarker tier team and watch them duke it out for lols. Last year was breddy gud dagumi.
forgot my webm
>throwback to when mercedes didn't win (lol)
>>75016743
im just watching in hopes of more spain 2016 and malaysia 2016
>>75016746
>2013
The best looking cars of that generation for sure...
what would happen if all regulations were to be removed?
>>75003072
>le slow opening corner complex
>lead into long straight ending in hairpin
>followed by twisty high speed section on the "other side" of the track
>into le tight hairpin/tilkebend(TM)
>back into le highspeed corner
>onto fuckhuge long straight because overtakingisimpossiblelol
>into another tilke hairpin
>boring straight
>le edge of the table radius corner
>into finish
>>75016813
>Flying cars
>Wobbler WDC
>>75016813
No wings, huge floors, something like a quad turbo V8 putting out 1800 hp that needs to be replaced every session.
>>75016530
>limburg
>not reserve germans
these are your germans helmut
>>75016813
Ferrari would make a 2000hp deathbox with flat plane wings that ends up in walls all the time
Merc would make a stupidly expensive car similar to a prototype
Renault would do the same but it woudn't be as good
RBR would lose because they don't have the funds
Mazda would enter with a rotary that looks/sounds the best until it explodes and barfs oil everywhere
McHonda still wouldn't be able to make their engine work
>>75016846
wot?
>>75016846
>no regulations
>that wing
lol
>>75016879
Newey still wanted it to look like an F1 car. If he went all out it would've been a full floor with no wings and the driver situated directly between the front wheels so the engine can come forward and make room for more diffuser
>>75016533
>>75016813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRL7ZpoLB2U
>>75017019
>3d tracks
>FIA mandated explosions
>tracks in the middle of jungle
>spaceship races when
>>75016813
This
>>75016813
Nothing will be solve
>>75007428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-Y-baE7v8
Ah China.
Bringing back memories of last season with Kvyat and Vettel.
Why is Vettel such an anti-racing faggot?
>>75017088
Because he doesnt like ping pong
Kvyat literally did nothing wrong. Vetlel is a little bitch who had to frantically look for an excuse after punting his teammate off.
His chimpout annoyed me more than the whole 2011 season.
>>75016814
>lead into long straight ending in hairpin
>followed by twisty high speed section on the "other side" of the track
tbf those sections are good
>>75017119
On every fucking track?
>>75017055
Thank god for Lundpads
>>75003072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDyrdF8Frls
>>75016746
Digits and will happen this year
>tfw so many pictures of Mana in her fuck me heels
I want her to walk all over me
http://www.motorsport-total.com/f1/news/2017/04/formel-1-motor-2021-keine-mgu-h-mehr-vier-zylinder-17040208.html
>MGU-H (the electric motor coupled to the turbo) may be abandoned. the current MGU-H regulation is seen as a major cost driver and its abolition creates simpler engines that also can be louder.
>Non-works teams in particular, favor a standardized KERS (MGU-K) unit. Mario Illien advised such an engine could be made for $10 million a piece.
>Volkswagen involvement could favor a push towards 4 cylinders instead of 6. The 2014 rules were intially about 4-cylinder engines as well, but veto'd by Ferrari.
http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns36085.html
>Pascal Wehrlein will return to the cockpit of his Sauber this Friday in Shanghai.
>>75017426
if it makes the engines cheaper, good.
Now remove the fuel flow limit rule, rev limit rule, allow a bit more fuel, and the noise should be better already.
>>75017452
removing the turbocharger is the easiest way to increase the noise
the previous engines revved to 18000rpm because high revs is the only way to make good power in a naturally aspirated engine.
a forced induction engine doesn't make its power from revving hard.
>>75017426
tbf if the engines provide 1000+ bhp and we have more constructors in the game anything goes to me
dead sport, dead thread, dead community, dead me
>>75017272
>What this shows us
Sepang is a much better racing track.
>>75017272
Water is wet.
News at 11.
>>75017863
Thanks, Sandra
Kek, remember when Monisha said Wehrlein will be back in the car for China? Gio is doing the entire weekend Sauber now confirm.
>>75017426
but the MGU-H and MGU-K are objectively good, stop stifling hybrid development reeeeee, go back to Cosworth V8 if you want to be a dinosaur
>4 cylinders instead of 6
a-at least BMW might come back then
>>75017617
going back to NA is stupid, they're less efficient and bigger than turbos for the same power and displacement
what >>75017598 said is the best idea but imo I'd keep the rev limit, just increase it from 15k to 17.5k so as not to go too bonkers
>>75018128
>to ensure that the German will be back in the cockpit of the Sauber C36-Ferrari, in best physical shape, at the earliest possible opportunity – either the Bahrain Grand Prix or the Russian Grand Prix.
>>75017452
>I posted FAKE NEWS
Very happy that Gio is driving again, even though Marcus is probably sweating.
>>75018137
They should go develop them so they meet a better kg/kW, and $$/kW, and then put them in.
And beside's, developing hybrids is pointless; electric cars work better anyway and that's where the future is gonna be. Hybrid was just the stop gap, and now we don't need it anymore.
>>75018257
but the answer in the meantime isn't "burn as much fuel as we can", it's "learn how to extract energy from turbo and brake heat as this will increase our understanding of making efficient motors regardless of their power source"
electric motors give off heat too, and still use brakes to slow the car down
>>75018137
Hybrids are more suited to Endurance racing, go there instead.
>>75018155
The rev limit is not the problem, they are running nowhere near it
>>75018287
that's why I agreed with
>Now remove the fuel flow limit rule
because that will encourage higher revving engines
>>75018128
GRAZIERAGAZZIGIOVINAZZI
>>75018287
there's no incentive for teams to run the engines up to 15000rpm. It won't be making much more power.
The electric/hybrid systems are the important thing if the focus is on "road relevance", anyway.
I really think Monisha should be a politician; the amount of lying she does is insane.
>>75018278
It's not efficient for fast tho. It's just making the cars heavier and not adding enough power to compensate for that. And for the sake of marketing, it's less interesting to a wide audience.
If there were two classes; one for hybrid and one for ICE, the ICE would dominate unless it was stifled by regs, ie. WEC, but that's a much better place to test the systems, with longer run times and more variable conditions.
Race cars (and sports cars) shouldn't be designed with fuel economy in mind; it's contradictory to the point.
>>75018164
>mfw Weh will likely skip Russia too
>literally no stopping Gio the Nazi
The madman simply cannot be contained
Seriously I am so happy that he is getting this drive. Even with Ferrari backing it's possible he could have faded into obscurity or become JEV-tier "Ferrari test driver". Now he's probably going to outqualify Ericsson if that means anything at all, and also enjoy the best the Sauber will perform all year, handing over the car to Wehrlein when the car's performance "advantage" is likely already faded to what they were last year.
F1 has been really good at getting rid of the shit drivers in the past couple of years. Now we just need to get Giovinazzi a full time drive and kick out the few pay drivers and it will be the best grid of all time.
>i-it's not fair
>>75018364
I honestly don't get why she was so blatantly insistent in the Sky interview when asked if Giovinazzi is going to drive more races for them. It's like she was totally reluctant to even acknowledge such a thing could ever happen. Maybe it's Mercedes pressure or some attempt at knocking down the positive PR Giovinazzi was receiving (making Wehrlein look redundant in comparison).
I mean she is a lawyer by profession but still, I don't see the purpose of just straight up lying when you can't guarantee anything. How she managed to keep her job after the 3 driver fiasco is honestly beyond me. And Ericsson's backers/owners of Sauber supposedly had a clause in their takeover agreement that Monisha must remain in the team as Team Principal (even though Ericsson had to go to court because of her fuck up and almost sue the team to get a drive for 2014)
>>75018388
Let's face it, he's gonna replace Wherlein or start seat swapping.
I can't imagine Merc wanting to support Wherlein much longer, because he's becoming both an embarrassment and a liability.
If Kimi/Seb don't renew with Ferrari this year, they'll force Sauber to put Gio in.
the next thread should be a GRAZIE RAGAZZI GIO THE NAZI edition pls
>>75018436
She and the team seem to live in fantasy land.
>actually justifying using an outdated power unit
To be honest, some of the 'blame' could be shouldered on Wehrlein - he too seems to live in fantasy land.
Kek.
So now that /ourguy/ Gio the Nazi will in fact be driving again, what kind of predictions can we make this time?
We all know that Sauber is not so good on those straights, but surely he can do better than Jo, Lee and Owen Palmer?
>>75018468
Gimi will in all likelihood hang up the helmet after this year. From there, I reckon Grosjean will get his seat and Gio will go to Haas, groomed to replace Big John or Vettel in around 2020 or 2021 when F1 re-introduces screaming 19,000rpm N/A engines and all of Italy will orgasm over the sight of a blood red, ear piercingly loud Ferrari being manhandled around Monza by a young Italian stallion.
>>75018511
Bigjean is Barrichello tier 2bh, however Ferrari would be without Schumacher so the pairing won´t work and Vettel would btfo him
>>75018479
The outdated PU is one of the more logical things they're doing. Saves money as it is a transitional rebuilding year for Sauber, plus Sauber are getting ready to switch to Honda (and probably getting some sweet Honda bux in the process, I don't see another reason why they would do it).
I do think she is completely delusional though and likely has very poor stress management and overall managerial/leadership skills. She doesn't seem particularly confident, smart or anything so I guess Peter must be hitting that curry ass on the DL
>>75018479
It's a more reliable engine (supposedly) so it sorta makes sense. And the fact is, she's not employed to give it to the media straight. She's paid to pretend Sauber have a fighting chance, rather then admit this is a savings year, and next year will probably be a dev year.
>>75018511
That's a bit gay, but I'm kinda down for this homo 2bh
>>75018426
>Implying he doesn't like not risking his life and still getting the bucks considering his carreer is fucked however
>>75018436
Probably because she wants his chocovanilla cock
>>75018468
That's what I really hope but maybe Merc actually believes in him
>>75018511
This gave me a proper erection, thx
>>75018544
I would honestly give Monisha the dick and call her curry mummy
>>75018511
Kimi is an enigma, I wouldn't be surprised if he puts in a decent mid-season and then gets another year at Ferrari. I mean it is kind of his time to retire but it seems like he could keep going at this level (worse than Vettel) for a few more years if he wants.
>>75018537
This tbqh. I don't think Ferrari will ever hire him anyway after the way he's talked about his teams in the past, and we all know what happens when French drivers start talking bad about their Italian employers
If Ferrari do not retain Kimi, they will probably go for Perez (who is also seemingly betting on this as well, based on the seats he has rejected in the past few seasons), maybe even Ricciardo if he gets bullied too hard by Amx. Replacing a Finn with a Finn wouldn't be a bad thing either if Bottas continues to do decently at Merc but Merc decide to go for some madman Alonso-Hamilton for 2018 thing for whatever reason
>>75018612
>Kimi is an enigma, I wouldn't be surprised if he puts in a decent mid-season and then gets another year at Ferrari.
Absolutely. He's still properly quick, but you have to reckon that with a young family now, he'll get tired of travelling the world with the F1 circus and want to just retreat to whatever Swiss alp he lives on and be with his wife and kids.
But if he doesn't, there'll still be another 1 year deal for him if he wants it.
He's earned the right to go out on his own terms.
>>75018544
>switching to Honda
Top KEK. Also Peter is 100% separate from thr team.
>>75018612
>>75018703
As much as I understand his attitude towards the media, at times I wish we would see more of what he actually thinks and wants. He's made it abundantly clear he doesn't give a flying fuck about what people think about him and that I think twists our perception of him as well. I wonder if we'll ever know for sure. I don't see him hanging around the F1 circus once he does retire. He'd still make for the most memetastic F1 commentator ever.
Any bets on Mclelren Hondshit this weekend?
>>75019169
Alonso retired, Vandoorne last finishing place.
Alonso runs to 5th with no stops before pitting late, and 5 laps later having a failure that doesn't make sense. Vandoorne does nothing of intrest.