what is objectively the most manly sport? what is the least manly

>>74991306
Rugby objrctively most manly
Handegg objectively least many because it is rugby with worse rules and with faggots who need to wear gay ass armour and wear spandex so you can jerk off to them in one of the many commercial breaks

>>74991306
>most manly sport?
calcio

>what is the least manly sport?
boreball

curling
archery

crabcock
crabcock
makes you think doesn't it

men's water polo
women's water polo

gymnastics
rhythmic gymnastics

Rugby (both types)

netball. Mainly because it literally is a womens sport

Manly: combat sports
Unmanly: bowling

>manly
Rugby

>least manly
Polo

Is an horse and athlete?

tennis

table tennis

It's Golf, you faggots.

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>>74992598
>Is an horse and athlete?

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>>74992571
>>least manly
>Polo

MMA
Chess

“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

Hemmingway

Ice hokkii
Field hockey

>>74992772
Hemingway was a massive poofter

> manliest
Kabaddi
> least manly
Synchronised swimming

>>74992772
>le real men do this

I've never watched it, but I always assumed Rugby to be the manliest sport since it seems like the one you're most likely to literally die playing.

Water Polo for least manly.

>>74992776
But ice hockey is field hockey but wearing an armour, a helmet and on skates. It's literally the weak version of field hockey

>>74992810
more people have died playing cricket I'm pretty sure

>>74992724
How new are you, my friend?

The most manly is Calcio Fiorentino.

>>74992841
did you reply to the wrong person

>>74991350
>>74992810
>>74992571
Football hits harder than gay ass huddleball

mma is the most manly
gymnastics is least manly

>>74992858
I do not think so, my new friend.

Least manly has to be handegg. Fucking armor and spandex.

>>74992904
I don't understand how joking about that americans spelling error would make sense to have your response to me

check again, was it me you were supposed to reply to there?

>most manly
Rugby

>least
golf or curling if you consider either of the a sport

>>74992810
Rugby isn't deadly. Mountaineering is deadly.

>>74992884
That's because they don't tackle with technique, they just run into eachother and hope that the padding will take most of the hit.

>>74992934
There's nothing wrong with being new, my newfriend. Everyone was new once.

Go watch some Calcio Storico and chill. Is the sport that Rugby and Handegg pretend to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJtH2CCCUY

>>74993005
do you understand english? I was replying to that americans spelling error, I didn't say anything about any sport in my post

boxing

>>74992811
I've yet to see another sport where a guy's jugular gets sliced open

>>74993032
It wasn't an error. It's a meme from way before your time here.

>>74993189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jhmp2Gd-D8

How about one were a guy dies on field?

>>74993227
but I don't understand why he was replying with his favourite sport

>>74993250
Malarchuk would've died if it wasn't for the trainers and the luck that they were playing in an arena with the exit to the ice right behind him
sucks to die playing Cricket

>>74993250

What about where they get crippled on the field https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YERQQAOyE70

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>>74991306

Caber tossing

>>74993326
a guy in college football is paralyzed from the neck down from a hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMklSv_VlxE

>>74991306
hockey manliest

>>74993326
Horrible, he did duck his head though. Remember when ACA tried to ruin cam smiths life?

>>74991306
>most manly
crab cock
>least manly
curling

>>74993372
When i was a kid there was a Highland games tournament near every New years day, really fun to watch on a summer's day

>>74993375

At first i thought it was the guy carrying the ball that got hurt but then i realised the guy tackled headfirst with a straight neck like a tard.

Johnny Knox's injury was one of the most gnarly looking ive seen.

>>74993499
yeah he was pretty stupid
he talked about it last night at the WWE Hall of Fame awards

>>74991306

the most manly is mma

the least manly is turkish wrestling. shit's gay yo.

>>74993227
There's no d in an you cunt

>>74992724

you are fresh, aren'tcha?

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>>74993543
yes, I use to browse r/4chan but I thought I'd come here to boost my post karma but snagging quality post

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>>74993543
>pic

btw it was "is an horse an athlete?" - he made a spelling error.

How new are you my substitute drama teacher friend?

>>74993591
>>74993696
Australian shitposting is the stuff of legends.

Hurling

Most: Hockey or Boxing
Least: Baseball

>>74991306
Most:
rugby
Least:
golf & soccer

>>74993825
I take that back, obviously mma and boxing are the manliest

>>74992840
Because it's all retarded Indians who slip on their own shit when running

>>74993843
MMA is for closet homos
Boxing is for men

Most: Boxing
Least: Soccer

>>74993790
because hitting a ball 500 ft and having a ball thats moving 90+ mile per hour isn't manly, you can call it boring but its defiantly manly.

Most: rugby

least: golf

Most should be autoracing because it's the most deadly of the "real" sports

>>74993989
but auto racing isn't a real sport

>>74991350
>>74991693
>>74992571
>>74992810
>>74992942
>>74993825
Is New Zealand, dare I say it, the most manly country on earth?

>>74994013
most manliest women 2bh

>>74994026
I would love a Nina gf to dominate me

>>74991306
football or nascar
soccer
>inb4 amerifat

>>74992772
>mountaineering

how the fuck is that a sport.

>>74994074
It's far more athletic than basebore

>>74994098
but how is it a sport? how do you win at Mountaineering? dont you just climb a mountain? Is hiking a sport?

>>74994007
If people are using polo and such, I'm pretty sure autoracing is a real sport

>>74991306
MMA is the most manly. Aren't all sports just metaphors for 'Who would win in a fight'?

>>74993927
this

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>>74991306
>these dummies saying golf isn't manly

Golf is a way for men of all ages and physical ability to dodge their annoying families for a few hours on the weekend. That alone is man shit.

I don't even golf, I do another sport that gets me away. I just can't sit quiet while you guys miss the entire purpose of golf.

>>74994271
Good point

>Nobody has mentioned figure skating as least manly

Objectively Australian rules footy

>>74993871
All the deaths/maimings I can think of where Australians, white Zimbabweans, white South Africans, the English and BBCs

>>74991306
As said in this thread, rugby is up there, but I think lacrosse deserves a mention as well. Especially box lacrosse.

Rally and F1 racing are manly as fuck as well

>>74992772
when did mountaineering become a sport

>>74992811
People aren't moving at 30mp/h in field hockey. Also having all that padding only means you can hit people harder without hurting yourself. Trust me, from someone who's played lacross, football and hockey, you have the potential to get hit way fucking harder in hockey, like absolutely knocked the fuck out with a concussion for months, can't even remember your own name, blacking out on the bench hard. Ice hockey also moves much faster which means players have less time to react to everything around them, putting themselves in more dangerous situations more often

>>74994026
wtf MissAlice is manly?

wtf i love men now

>>74995508
maori women m8

>>74991306
Most manly is hand egg
Least manly is tennis

Pretty much like Hank Hill would tell you.

There are literally rugby league's in the US that are just for gay dudes who get quote physical with each other.

Pretty much any man will respect you if you are good at golf. Think about the most manly men you can. They will probably respect a good golfer.

>>74995093
empirically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrVvmt7j2Kw

>>74995934
>rugby league's in the US that are just for gay dudes who get quote physical with each other
>americans take a sport and make it actively gayer
quelle surprise

>>74995934
what a surprise that america has enough faggots to create gay sports leagues

Anything that is 1on1 and where you actively influence the game of your opponent.

Boxing
Tennis
and so on

It's the modern days gladiator equivalent.

Manliest Overall: Any combat sport with striking

Manliest team sport: Hockey or football

Least manliest: Curling or Ultimate frisbee

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>>74996542
>Tennis
>Modern day gladiators

Germany everyone

>>74996630
>leafs joking about immigration

>>74996639
I don't like Cuckstin as much as the next guy but at least my country hasn't tried to destroy its continent for the third time in a century

>>74996686
>polfag
How surprising

triathalon

>>74996707
>if you think the EU is a bad idea you're a nazi
>German logic
how surprising

ontologically its rugby league

>>74996630
>he doesn't like tennis
Maybe when you learn to hit the ball into the court and not at umpires, you will

>>74996726
I don't have a problem with tennis but saying its the manliest and equivalent to "modern day gladiators" when there are sports like hockey, rugby or boxing is laughable.

>>74995934
>Most manly is hand egg
>american thinks it's manly watching a load of big black guys running into each other
There is definitely a cuck joke in there somewhere

>>74996730
Relying on others to help you (as in teamsports) is quite unmanly. But It's just what I think.

>>74993372

This desu

Downhill skiing, motorsport, road cycling, rugby.

Amateur sport and one off events like Paris Dakar, Camel Trophy and so on are more respectable.

>>74996745
>implying Gladiators didn't fight in groups
>implying all Tennis matches are singles

>>74996773
I bet gladiator team battles were as popular as tennis doubles matches today.

Rugby is highly overrated as a "manly" sport.

>>74992884
mma is not a real sport

>>74992724
Welcome to 4chan, now leave.

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>>74994115
>how do you win at Mountaineering
Reinhold Messner won it by climbing Everest with no oxygen when a lot of people said it was impossible, then soloing it without oxygen. Then being the first to climb all 8000m peaks and not dying.

>>74991350
>Rugby
This.

It's literally MMA with a ball.

>>74992810
>Water Polo for least manly

Are you fucking dumb?

>>74992598
OH OH I MEMBER

>>74991406
thought i was gonna have to ctrl f for crabcock

im glad someone still remembers

It's pro-wrestling (especially in the 90s and 00s) and anyone who disagrees is a big fat dummy. Think about it.

>big, huge, muscular guys who are strong as fuck
>INDIVIDUAL sport, not a team sport
>no agents, handlers, etc., these guys have to look out for themselves and are their own only advocate (except Lesnar)
>literally on the road 300+ days a year driving their own cars from show to show across country every day
>put their bodies on the line in a tough grueling sport 5+ days a week in a different arena each time
>have to answer directly to the fans, many of whom are chomping at the bit to shit on you at the slightest slip up
>there is nothing more manly than being an artist of your sport
>no politically correct culture
>if you aren't both mentally and physically tough you'll get eaten alive by both the locker room and the fans
>have to use your brain a lot (wrestling is both art and skill)
>literally defy death each time you step into the ring
>have the ability to either succeed and thrive, or fail/be mediocre, and that's on you and your merit, not how rich your team is
>many of these wrestlers only got into the big leagues after years and years of traveling the world, wrestling matches in foreign countries or shitty high school gyms in bumfuck, USA for $20 or a hot dog

Pro wrestling is the last sport where men are still men. It's like the final frontier, although unfortunately nu-males are starting to take over this industry as well but fortunately due to the nature of the sport, it'll never get as bad as others.