>the annoying kid who threatens to tell on you if you

>>74951305
>not whooping the shit out of him for threatening to tell
Can't let those little cunts dictate your fun

>>74951305
>being so fat you cannot play a sport anyway

That's more like it

>>74951366
>british "banter"

>>74951323
Not if its at school senpai

>>74951305
>that kid you envied who organized championships in the neighborhood and other kids looked up to

>>74951305
>the one kid who was great but wanted you to beg him to play

Not playing that game Pedro

>>74951438
>being a rulecuck
>not being an outlel

>>74951366
rude, Abdul!

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>tfw gave up six goals in the company soccer game today
Idk who's bright idea it was to move up a division

>>74951607
What league la?

>>74951627
Idk the name. It's like a tech company league in San Francisco.

>>74951305
>the chad kid who makes up dumb rules and changes them if he's about to lose, but everyone follows them since he's the most athletic

>>74951655
Damn, all my job has is work, they don't even give you any incentive to work hard. When I say hard I mean number 1 scanner out of 80 people

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>>74951305
>tfw you break his arm & he threatens to sue your parents

>>74951655
>losing to LinkedIn FC

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>>74951305
>the chad in swim class that forces you to look at his penis, then calls you gay

>>74951670
Se also; the childhood bully who wasn't a confident asshole, but a loner no one liked because he was poor or his dad touched him or some shit

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>>74951684
Back to the mail room for conceding goals la

>>74951655
Real Twitter at it again

>that kid who would never pass to you, even if you were wide open

>>74951684
>>74951719
Can anyone stop Facebook United?

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>>74951755
Myspace FC is the dark horse this year lads

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>>74951726
>kid's cornered by 3 guys
>all he has to do is pass
>he tries to make a breakthrough
>gets the ball stolen after 2 steps
>as him what the hell
>"yeah a pass wouldnt have worked"

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>>74951755
Tfw Tumblr United get BTFO by the normies at Reddit FC and claim patriarchy

>>74951834
>Tfw plebbit gets relegated to the babby cup and 4chan stays 6 place like arsenlel for ever

>>74951655
You're the faggots always ready exactly at 7 to take the fields from our actual academy teams at Crocker. Fucking numale techies

>>74951922
I'm not him but it's general courtesy to leave the pitch at XX:00 on the dot to give the next occupiers time to stretch and play m8

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>that kid who said he'd bring a ball and brings a soccer ball

>>74951983
>not refusing to leave until the next team tries to fight you
>being a cuck

>>74951305
>the annoying cunt who brags about how good he is
>plays like ass
>i-i-i'ts you guys' fault for being so shit
everytime

>>74952105
The way I've done it, is the people who are there vs my squad for fun and to kill 15 minutes plus bragging rights. Then either they leave pissed that they lost our happy they won. Either one motivates my squad to be better

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>>74951684
>>74951719
>>74951755
Those guys would really blast our booties. The girls they were playing with both played soccer in college. These puppies come in Friday though and then the memes come to a screaching halt.