How do you call a really bad player in your language? In Hungary

Paquete (package) or tronco (tree trunk).

he's fucking shit

cepo (tree stump); nabo (turnip); pé-de-chumbo (lead feet); cone (traffic cone) etc.

A donkey.

we just he sucks

>>74947368
>this dude sucks

t. murrican

Chèvre (goat)

>>74947368
Puujalg(literally treeleg)

Holzfuß (wooden foot)

>>74947368
Squared feets

>>74947453
you can't use goat for that

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>>74947368
English ex pat here - back home we say 'donkey'

>>74947486
That would be quite rude using your gf's name for this indeed.

>>74947368

A common insult for an MLB team's best player (or one of their best) is to call him a "bum" when he starts underperforming. Otherwise, we mostly just say that an athlete "sucks".

Perna de pau (wooden leg)
Grosso (crass)
Cone (traffic cone)

>>74947377
>tronco (tree trunk).
This.

>>74947368
I try not to limit my vocabulary. I call bad players any number of vulgar and emasculating insults. You need to keep the bantz fresh.

träben (wooden leg)
sopa (piece of garbage)
t. Muammad al-Swezi

chân gỗ

a "headless chicken" is a player with low footballing IQ

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I don't think English is as fun for this as other languages, but a few of my favorites that I've heard players referred to are a bum (homeless man), boar tits (as in they are useless), and "they play about as well as they fly".

>>74947408
in Canada, too

>>74947654
and to follow this up with my favourite

we say a player with shit ball control has "the touch of a rapist"

Holzfäller (lumberjack)

Perro (dog)
Muerto (dead)

>>74947368
dog
wooden legs
gil
cold chest
cone
macrista sorete

We call them bitch (female dog) niggas (person of African descent who is a drain on society)

It's mostly about calling wood (derevo) or wooden in various way.
Or "Children of Limit" (as in limit on number of foreign players).

"OI YE FOOKIN TWAT WHERE'D YE LEARN TAE PLAY FOOTBALL?"

>>74947368
in hokkei you call a bad goalie a sieve

In Bulgaria, a tree

>>74947552
Adding:

>frangueiro (chicken farmer - GK only)
>pipoqueiro (popcorn salesman) or paçoqueiro (paçoca salesman) - player who always chokes on crucial times
>açougueiro (butcher) - to the very violent ones

>>74948349
plus fominha (little hungry) for selfish solo players

>>74947368
pieds carrés (square feet)

>>74948349
catimbeiro (someone who does catimba)- choker
banheirista (bathtubber) - sits on attack waiting for ball

>>74947368
Bidone (bin)

>>74948435
>catimbeiro (someone who does catimba)- choker
wut

>>74947720
Saville touch mate.

>>74947368
You say he's got two left feet.

banana feet

I target players with personal insults. For NFL quarterbacks, there's guys with nicknames like Brock Lobster. Other players like Aaron Rodgers get bantz.

>>74947368
A starter

mydad says

THIS GUY FUCKING SUCKS MY FAT DICK!!

Jude

>>74947408

>>74948482
Don't you know catimba? It's also called how Argentinians and Uruguayans play

shit, trash, plug, tool, scrub

>>74948062
>It's an American tries his best British accent

dve lijeve - as in 2 left feet (bad player)
vuče kiosk - slow (dragging a traffic shop)
mesar - butcher/violent
srbin - bad person
đilkoš - plays bad because he goes out drinking alot

>>74948916

>tfw you are đilkoš

>>74948349

>frangueiro (chicken farmer - GK only)

That one is pretty good.

A coat

We call him "he's the Ibrahimovic of x", being x his team.

>>74947377
Both

"Baseclogger", from baseball, is my favorite sports insult - someone so slow they would prevent others from advancing

"He's a fuckin useless cunt"
"He should fuck off to Europe"

>>74947619
>Chango
We use this for blacks

>>74947368
Two left feet

>>74947549
Faggot

>>74947680
Americans is zero banter like breed into you spastics

>>74948067
Class

Good morning fellaini

>chocolate leg
that's your weak foot

>>74948916
>miss an open goal from 6 yards in Croatia
>"YOU'RE A BAD PERSON"

In sicily we say:
sì 'na attaruna (you are a fucking cat)
ave i pieri tuoitti (he have got crooked feet)
ave i pieri quadrati (he have got square feet)

>>74954569
hi adam

In England it would be "a dabbing moussa sissoko"

Παλτό (coat)
Κριάρι (ram)

depends on the sport and position tbqh

In Germany we just say "Fußballlegastheniker" (figuratively perhaps something like football retard)

...Stümper?

>>74947432
But the most common is manco (limper or one with a limp)

bitch ass nigga

>>74954937
Also frangueiro (chicken farmer) or pateiro (duck farmer) for gk and calceteiro (the people who put those cube stones to form a street) for the violent ones

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>>74948594

Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

Una pippa (a wank)

>>74947368
if they are shit at heading we say they have a "50p head"

>>74955062
Where the fuck do you live?

>>74955101
up north la'

>>74948435
In Colombia Palomero has the same meaning as banheirista

Sega (wank), brocco (nag, as in nag horse)

>>74948366
Here we call them Venezia, venice.

Il est à chier.

(He's shit)

>>74948916
>srbin
kek

>>74954759
Srbin means Serb.
Serb is occasionally used as a general insult here.Kind of like asshole, moron and other stuff combined.

>>74947368
In Sudamerica we call them european

>>74955911

lmao

>>74955911

t. Miguel Esteban Gonzales Ricardo Pinochet

>>74955933

t. Fred

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>>74954969
>calceteiro
Haha, have you always been saying it like that?
It's CACETEIRO and it has nothing to do with the noble profession

"His second touch is a tackle"

spud

>>74948916
pička - someone who avioids tackles, and wont go into challenges (pussy)
sudac nema pišu/ sudac peder - a classic for a bad referee. (it implies that the officials have no penis/ that he is gay)

Muerto - Dead (complete garbage player)
Pecho Frio - Cold Chest (doesn't make effort - works for choker too)
Perro - Dog (makes stupid mistakes)
Manco - Lack of a hand (usually for keepers)
Manos de manteca - butter hands (also for keepers)
Burro - Donkey

>>74947368
die jongen heeft twee sjokolade benen

>>74947377
Manta.

>>74954558
It's really odd honestly. Everyone is just incredibly unoriginal. They think whoever talks the loudest is the funniest.

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>>74947368

" Dutch "

Pied carrés (square feet)
Chevre (goat)
Tout droit (all forward) : for a player who's not bad but can only go forward in his dribbles and lacks football iq. Similar to headless chicken in english.

And my favourite

"Controle americain" (american ball control) for a missed ball control that goes way too far.

We call them a "quiche" which is a traditionnal dish, sorta like a pie

>>74956829
or a "tanche", which is a fucking fish

Fliegenfänger (Flycatcher) for Goalkeepers.
Never quite understood that because catching flys isn't really that easy.

>>74956940
we call bad GK colanders

>>74956959
and you just expect us to know what that means?

>>74956988
it's an english word m8

>>74954558
There's an inverse correlation between dental hygiene and banter. Banter rots your teeth.

a pogba

When a keeper fuck-up we say

Gatta (female cat) or papera ( duck)
Gattaro if the keeper fuck-up very often

For outside plaayers it's usually some insult about their feet

Eg: Piedi a banana (banana feet) Piedi quadrati (square feet)

>>74947368
Turunca (boulder/rock)
Leño (wood)
Cohete quemado (burned out firecracker) this is for an over the hill player

shit house or bug

hes a ham roll blud

>>74957048
I never heard gatta. Is that a thing from the south (defined as anythihng outside bergamo t. calderoli)?

chestnut

gurk
aff
daggl
depp
pfeife

A bad GK = vliegenvanger (literally: flee catcher)

>>74955133
Damn, Japanese reads a lot like french.

>>74957303
fly*

>>74957006
Embarrassing. Reddit-americans have ruined this board

>>74957305
j'adore le onii-chan

t.jacques chiraq

we call them palto in greek which means coat , the one we wear.

He's a bum
He's fuckin' stugot or somethin'
He sucks

"bulto". "petardo" for flops.

>>74947377
petardo bultazo

>>74947680
Is this the legendary American banter I've heard so much about?

Jozy Altidore

examples:

Man, I can believe john missed another easy shot. He's pulled so many Jozy Altidore's lately!

Aside from general adjectives like terrible, shit, awful, etc? Depends on the expectations of the player. For OP's pic, we would say, "bust."

In England we say bloody dreadful.

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cesso a pedali (pedal powered toilet seat)

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In Manchester we say "Zero Premier League medals"

>>74955985
this is pretty good

>>74957674
this is haram in india

the devils ride

'efes' (אפס) - meaning 'zero' is the one I heard most on in the stadiums. Normally with expletives either side of it.

Also 'pach' (פח) - meaning garbage bin

>>74957782

Actually one more I remembered - 'Agala' (עגלה) meaning 'trolley' or 'cart'

for the keeper:
Papera/Paperino (duck)
Acchiappafarfalle (butterfly catcher)
Colabrodo (colander)

>>74947368
we say he has "two left feet", which is kinda dumb cause if he's a left fullback or winger that would be pretty fucking useful..

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>>74947720
>>74948494

A potkicker (Pottenstamper)

David luiz

>>74957305
Leaf on vacation.

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>>74957075
We used to say if a player is so bad, putting a "rock" in its place will gives us better results.

Pereba or Caneleiro

Fellow hue bros, can you help me translante these words?

>>74947368
Same thing. "Pena de pau", wooden legs.

>>74957220

I don't know the exact origin but i'm from Parma and we use it a lot

We have "raqueta" (racket). Used on players that can't control the ball or receive a pass.

>>74958250
We use Alexis Sanchez for that

>>74948916
>srbin
teehee

Plæneklipper = lawnmower, self explanatory; cuts everything in half

Mur = wall, keeper, if nothing gets past him

>>74947368
Pajeado. It means he just fapped

>>74947368

A Donkey.

Keeper who can't claim a cross = Dracula

Brocco, bidone

>>74947368
we usually just call him an MLS player

>>74954899

such a beautiful language

>>74948901
you either don't know what catimba means, or what a choker is

>>74954899
>Fußballlegastheniker
>gasthe
>gas the

umm...

>>74947368
>chân gỗ
Literally wooden legs.

>>74948998
never heard Paquete in my life you lying faggot
the most used word is "queso" (cheese) more specifically as in "ahí está el queso" (that one is the cheese) it means you are the one useless player (or at least the considerable less talented) every improvised match has

>>74948349
>chicken farmer
explain

>>74947368
Canadian.

>>74947443
this

>>74956829
It's ouiche as in ouiche lorraine.

>>74947368
"Kolarov"

>>74947368
he has 2 left legs

Schweinsteiger (pig fucker)

>>74947368
In Canada we call a bad player a pylon.

Alexis Sanchez

>brick
>pylon
>clown
I've heard "donkey" here too, but I think that might be something britophiles picked up from english media

Fuckwit, flog or useless cunt

Bulto (Package)
Perron (Big dog)
En panga
Mantequilla (Butter) I hear this one more in the streets not towards professional players

>>74968436
Chickens can be very hard to catch and they usually pass between your legs when they are running around. Now, switch a running chicken with a moving ball.

>>74947368
>>74947368
Uhh, with my phone? What kind of question is this?

'ball handling skills of lesbian'

banana foot
butter fingers

what do you call guys thst hang around rugby players?
wingers

I call him Paul Jogba haha

>>74947772
Muerto is used in Cuban Spanish a lot to describe shitty ballplayers.

zoutzak (salt bag) for players who are extremely slow