Football players with the most patrician taste https://rate

>karim benzema: celine dion

lol wtf

did not see that coming

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>de gay

Cavani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqd-IxPqCQ

Griezmann taste is horrible

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Xabi Alonso
>Dinosaur Jr.
>Lou Reed
>Pavement
>My Bloody Valentine
>Velvet Underground
>Wilco
Mata and Olsson have pretty good choices too, others are mostly awful. Especially Greasemann and Flopba

Is xabi alonso /mu/tant confirmed?

I'm now a fan of Xabi.

>>74944905
Why is he so perfect, bros?

>>74944905
only Dinosaur Jr is good

>Ronaldo
>Elton John

>>74944946
>he doesn't rate mbv

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Ronaldo
>George Michael
>Elton John

Based Gaizka Mendieta

I know Xabi listens to Belle & Sebastian, too

Mata seems like a guy who is just getting into music and started asking Xabi what to listen to and slowly his taste is gittin gud

Also,

>pogba
>giant faggot

pick both

>Cocteau Twins

based

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Why is he so based spee?

>Guardiola
>Elvis Costello
I expected that

>>74944769
How did they even get this info? Xabi is pretty much a /mu/tant. Pep also has pretty good taste.

>James Milner: Avicii
kek

>>74944769
>hurr durr soccer for le dumb americans
what a hot take by the writer

What's the source on all this stuff? How does it work?

Also Harry Kane with the total normie-pleb taste

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>Baines listens to Can

>>74944828
Sahko is weirder desu

>wayne rooney
holy fuck I couldn't think he was any more stupid

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>>74945124
>>74945130
interviews probably

>>74945145
Can has many catchy songs (e.g., Mary, Mary So Contrary; Vitamin C).

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>Napalm Death
>Carles Puyol
probably plays with them as well

Gotze, Kane, Rooney and most french players with the shit taste.
Pep, Alonso with the /mu/ taste.

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>>74944769
>Zlatan Ibrahimovic
>listens to Bob Marley before a game

I literally just saw Zlatan say that his favourite music is Bob Marley but he DOESN'T listen to it before a game because it would make him too slow and relaxed.

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Justin Bieber


Bieber wins again wtf?

David Beckham (Retired) [ENG]
Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspurs) [ENG]
Marco Reus (Borussia Dortmund) [GER]
Mario Gotze (Borussia Dortmund) [GER]

>>74944905
How can one man be so patrician
>Wilco
My fucking man

The young french nowadays have a shit rap culture, and it shows.
Gourcuff kinda saves the day for us

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>>74945257
Naw, Drake wins. Saw that coming.

Drake


Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid) [FRA]
Bacary Sagna (Manchester City) [FRA]
Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) [ENG]
Lucas Digne (FC Barcelona) [FRA]
Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich) [GER]
Patrice Evra (Juventus) [FRA]
Paul Pogba (Manchester United) [FRA]
Raheem Sterling (Manchester City) [ENG]

Leighton Baines has pretty good taste desu

>>74945202
in my experience, french people generally have the shittest taste

>almost all American musicians

Errmmm could you guys like,,,,, get your own culture? ??

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>Cristiano Ronaldo
>Elton John
>George Michael

Why am I not even surprised!?

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>Henry
>DMX

>joey barton listening to the smiths
Who would've thought?

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>Marcus Hahnemann

>Five Finger Death Punch
>Malefice
>Mastodon
>Machine Head
>Tool
>Slipknot

No one is surprised. Even looks like that guy from Disturbed, and his name is similar to that dead guy from Slayer.

Ronaldo is so fucking gay

>Carles Puyol - Napalm Death

that explains some things

Pat Nevin is based af

Olsson is the dadrock guy
De Gea is that kind of guy that triggers the real metalheads

>>74944905
Friendly reminder that Based Alonso will win all possible competitions as a coach, most of them with Barcelona (you read that right)

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>>74945338
>all that buttmetal

pogba with GOAT taste

>>74944769
Why do French players like rap so much?

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heh

Xabi, Jiroo and Cech are patrician af

>>74945384
Because there is nothing but rap in France

>>74945308
>Reminder that if America did Eurovision we'd sweep every year

>>74945384
see >>74945279
We have a shitty musical culture in which rap is now a mainstream genre, and usually of extremely poor quality. At least for mainstream """"""""artists"""""""", I don't know about the others since I mostly dislike rap.

>French player choices
>Nothing but nigger music

Makes sense.

Xabi and Nevin are the only ones with entry level taste.

Cristiano Ronaldo
>Alicia Keys
>Elton John
>Eric Prydz
>George Michael
>Phil Collins
>Swedish House Mafia

>Exaltasamba
>Neymar (FC Barcelona) [BRA]
Based Menino Neymar

wtf I love Hahnemann now

Gaizka Mendieta makes sense. After he retired, he became a DJ.

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giroud probably still listens to eiffel 65. they had two new songs last year.

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>>74945425
He is not even trying to hide it anymore.

>>74945425
How can anyone even try to deny he's gay?

Juan Mata listens to Radiohead, which makes sense.

Steven Gerrard
>Avicii
>George Benson
>Phil Collins

Manuel Neuer
>Drake
>Gerry and the Pacemakers
>G-Eazy
>Jonas Blue
>Jorge Ben
>Macklemore &RL
>Serani
>Sia
>ToP
>U2

>Johnny Kills
>listens to The Killers

appropriate

>>74945425
I bet Tsu loves In the Air Tonight from Phil and Jesus to a Child from George

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The only patrician choice desu

>The Rolling Stones

>John Stones (Manchester City) [ENG]

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>nobody listens to Simon and Garfunkel
>nobody listens to Gary Jules

>>74945455
Look at Beckham's music taste, he's basically a 13 year old girl desu

>Leighton Baines

BASED

>>74945425
i was kinda surprised he wasnt listed by ricky martin aswell

>>74945506
>nobody listens to Neil Young

Lloris

>Azealia Banks
>Beyonce
>Coldplay
>David Guetta
>Gala

Knew I disliked him for a reason

>>74945537
>>Gala

pretty funny desu

Lots of unexpected lists, such as Neuer listening to Jorge Ben Jor.

>Lloris
>Ricky Martin

>Bacary Sagna
>andrea Bocelli

WE

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>Evra
>Ashanti

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>GOAT manager
>GOAT music taste

Is there anything this man can't do

>>74945603
>to intelligent to listen to pleb music

>no krs-one
>no rakim
>no nas
>no tupac
>no tech n9ne

>>74945308
Actually i noticed most english guys only listen to English musicians. With the exception of sturridge.

>>74944769

Iker Casillas

>Alejandro Sanz
>Amaral
>El Canto del Loco
>Black eyed peas
>Camilo Sesto
>'''Social Security''' (more like Seguridad Social actually, XDD)

A man of the people.

>>74945603
win

You'd think Gerrard would listen to Slipknot.

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>>74946075

>>74944769
>not a single liverpool player listens to gerry and the pacemakers

That's why they wont qualify to the UCL

No one listens to TayTay? Blasphemy

>Avenged Sevenfold
>David De Gea

Heh... nothin personel kiddo

>>74946142
maybe cos theres no taytay on spotify

>no Iron Maiden
Am I out of touch? No, it must be those players who are wrong.

>>74946142
Maybe because none of them is a teenage girl

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>>74945969
>listening to Spanish music

what do you guys listen to

>>74946254
>not listen Camilo Sesto

pleb

>>74944905
Almost perfect
Wilco are irredeemable shit

>>74946227
what

>>74946075
>wait and concede
>before I forget (the 96)

>>74945327
kekimus maximus

>>74946254
VIVIIIR ASÍIII ES MORIIIR DE AMOOOOR, FAGGOT

Beckham has a shit taste

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>Exaltasamba
>Neymar (FC Barcelona) [BRA]

>no bowie

I personally like Xabi's (officially massive alonso fan now), Olsson's, Baines' and Gourcuff's the best. Mata's taste is like someone who spent one week on /mu/

>>74946075
Heh

>>74945101
>The Chieftains

>>74944905
>Xabi browses /mu/

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wtf i love Neuer now

>Milner listening to the most bland dance pop imaginable
of course

>>74945603
win against spanish teams

>>74946254
Nothing wrong with spanish music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oyhlad64-s

>>74945194
Reminder that they played Napalm Death on match of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJpx1Z9JsBM

>>74946452
he won against quite a few while in barcelona desu

>>74946481
grandpa core

>>74945574
Sagna also has an israeli quartet

>Gary Neville listening to the most famous Man City fans
beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Ka-47Qd9M

is Petr Cech a good drummer?

>>74946511
they're basically anonymous too, i've never heard of it.
seems to be a mistake tbqh

>>74946556
Yeah I googled and there's a rap group with the same name so it's probably them and a fuckup by the site

>>74946288
>before I forget (the 96)
ahaha

>>74946097
Neuer to Liverpool when?

>>74944946
kys

>>74946548
>not wearing his helmet
WATCH OUT PETER

>>74946548
The song is pretty ""easy"" on drums. I still like when footballers or professional athletes in general have something they're passionate about other than their job.
Go Petr!

>>74944946
>Dinosaur Jr. is good
Only none of them are good.

>>74946346
>>74945528
>>74945302

DUDE TAME IMPALA LMAO

What music does Messi listen to?

>>74947141
There is nothing wrong with Tame Impala.

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>>74947219
>There is nothing wrong with Tame Impala.

>>74947259
What do you Nordics have against Tame Impala?
It's catchy pop music, lighten up.

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>>74946432
>Jorge Ben
Based as fuck, also, pic related is amazing.

>>74945506
>Simon and Garfunkel
>Gary Jules

one of those things doesn't belong, and it starts with a "G" and ends with "ary Jules".

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>>74945768
i like rap, but mfw your choices

>>74944905
The perfect man?

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>>74947623
Pretty sure the perfect man wouldn't be 30-something or 40-something living in the past via musical choices that said something 15 years ago but now amount to nothing more than Classic Rock.
The perfect man might enjoy melody, too.

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>French players unironically listen to Boobies

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Wow

>>74945384
Because most of them are black.

>>74947141
I like you norway

Yoann Gourcuff has phenomenal taste

>>74945279
koscielny has good taste too

>>74945145
patrician detected

>>74945384
huge rap culture in france. was actually great from the mid 90s to the mid 00s

>>74945066
pretty much this

>The Jesus and Mary Chain
>The Velvet Underground
>Gaizka Mendieta (Retired) [SPA]
based
Tell me more about this guy.

Would you guys reveal your power level to oblivious interviewers if you were a football star?

>>74945125
>>74947707
booba's a meme but he put out some good shit back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqmc6wRyzD0

Is Messi too autistic to enjoy music ?

>>74947890
Gaizka Mendieta Zabala (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈgaiθka menˈdjeta θaˈβala], Basque: [gais̻ka mendieta s̻aβala]; born 27 March 1974) is a retired Spanish footballer who played as a midfielder.

Versatile, with good offensive and tackling skills and also being capable of creating goals for teammates and himself, he played mainly for Valencia, and finished his career at Middlesbrough of England.[1] Over the course of ten seasons he amassed La Liga totals of 263 games and 48 goals.

Mendieta played 40 times with the Spanish national team, appearing with it in one World Cup and one European Championship.

>>74947925
I had an Algerian cab driver in New York who played some of his music I think. It was pretty good despite us not understanding a single word

Nobody listens to Jean Michele Jarre?

>>74945431
>>74947890
>>74947935
now that i think about it, he is mentioned in a song by los planetas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZEN15Q37-I
2:02

Giroud
>Shakira

is pique a cuck?

Giroud
>Hans Zimmer

truly the GOAT french striker

>>74946432
noice.

>>74945099
the only man of human history i would go gay for 2bh famalampai

>>74944769
>Neymar not listen himself as a singer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCBjHqUOco

Knew Mata had the best taste

>Messi
>only listens to music by someone named Leo

Ah yes, autism

>>74948116
>implying having a ménage-à-trois with your wife and a male friend is cuckholdry

>The Smiths
>Joey Barton


kek

Literally who is booba

>>74948806
Keked

>Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich) [GER]
>Gerry and The Pacemakers

what's the status on the neuer to liverpool situation?

>Jonas Brothers
>David Beckham
Wow.

wow Cashitllas is a massive pleb

>ronaldo
>george michael
>elton john

okay this is fake

>wayne rooney
>arctic monkeys

>juan mata
>beirut

>xabi alonso
>dinosaur jr
>MBV

>harry kane
>JT

GOAT TASTE


>johnny pebbles
>jarule

fucking kek
>poobag listens to all nigger rap
no surprise

>>74947904
>Why, yes, I listen to Shadilay by P.E.P.E. before walking out with the No To Racism banner for every Champion's League match

Top tier taste:
Xabi
Mata
Good tier:
Rooney
Paul mcshane
Baines
Shit tier:
Everyone else

Based Iker Casillas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTNJ38BLckQ

>>74944769
>Ross Barkley: Ben Pearce
How good would it be to meet a professional footballer, yoked of their tits at a deep house festival?

>giroud
>ace hood

lol what

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>Del Piero
>Oasis and The Rolling Stones
>tfw you have the two same favourite artists as your favourite player

I love this man

>David Beckham
>Justin Bieber
>Jonas Brothers
>Selena Gomez

why? why??

>>74947141
I was talking about Can.

>>74945338
Best after based Xavi

>>74946075
Kek

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>>74944905
breddi gud senpai

>those french tastes
kek I can smell the poverty from here

>>74945384
>Why do French players like rap so much?
Because most of them are from poor/immigrant background. There's a complete overlap with the rap demographics.

>>74953792
That's because you're poor and those players aren't, though.

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>>74944946
>MBV isn't good

>>74953961
>17 years of age
Captcha: ONLY EDGE

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>>74954018
Loveless is one of the best albums of the 90s

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>>74945425
>>74945327
Honestly, at this point it's not even a secret anymore.

>>74953921
Not anymore.
But someone who listen *only* to rap music is poor or a proverbial nigger

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>John Stones
>the Rolling Stones

Pat Nevin is /mu/ personified. He was doing quite a lot of DJ nights in London at one point. This is one of his typical setlists.

http://www.scaredtodance.co.uk/pat-nevin/

>>74944905
put some edgy hip-hop artist and swans and it's literally /mu/ incarnate kek

jonas olsson

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>No Dario Dubois

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kevin-prince and jerome boateng listen to BTNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hKdh6ZxcjI

>>74944769
>all those dumb french niggers and their dumb nigger """""taste"""""


absolute cancer

>>74954906
isn't that their brother?

Which footballer listens to lolicore?

>>74944769
jay rodriguez
leighton baines
xabi
mendieta
olsson
gourcuff

seem to be the only ones with taste

the absolute state of greaseman wogba and matuidi..

and thierry "trust me im black!" henry.

>>74944769
>No Death Grips
>No Purity Ring

Fucking plebs

>>74949454
This, except Iker has Kek Taste