>You will never be an American playing handegg with your friends

at least you not got 7-1'd

>>74869091
>>74869127
feels good to not be a 3rd world cuck like these losers

>you will never be german growing up in the saxony countryside kicking the ball around before going to one of the many different countries a short train ride away

>>74869169
>usa isn't third world

end this meme

>you will never be the designated sissy cum dump in your handegg team because you have the smallest cock out of all the bros and they take turns unloading their thick loads in and around your sissy holes after training until jerry comes in and takes over

>You will never be an underage prostitute getting raped by Franck Ribéry and his muslim friends ;_;

>>74869203
Go on...

>>74869091
iktfb

>>74869091
It's overrated.

>You will never be an American having more than two Mountain Dew flavors
Why even gaming? ;_;

Handegg gives you brain damage

It's been linked to dementia, CTE, ALS and Parkinson's

Don't play it