AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

im pretty sure the way it lines up this means colombia is in more trouble than chile

>>74852075
>having more points means you're more in trouble
Que?

>1 point

>>74852099
>too dumb to look at upcoming matches

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>>74852058
>arselel 6th
>chilel 6th
I wonder what piece of shit both teams have in common...

Fuck off, I like Chile

Surely better having them at the WC than Ecuador

>>74852107

What are the upcoming matches, senpai?

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>>74852058
>2nd place 23 points
>6th place 20 points

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>Bolivia

When will the suffering stop?

>all but eliminated with 5 games left
>chavezland

We have one of the easiest fixtures left in the qualifier, your post is stupid

Venezuela at home
Paraguay at home
Ecuador at home
Bolivia away

we need 9 points, and those are easy 12. And last game is Brazil, which probably will use the C team.

>>74852546
take my energy to eliminate argentina, indio

>>74852572

nah, argentina will qualify. The dead man will be decided between ecuador and colombia

>>74852110
delet this

/sp/ told me he's world class

>>74852058
No bully pls

>>74852214

CONMEBOL qualifiers are arguably the hardest ones

>>74852572
>being this scared

kek
both Argentina and Chile will qulaify.
and so will U R GAY through the powers of the glorious REPECHAJE

>>74852546
Having the easiest schedule in CONMEBOL isn't saying much, but they look favorable

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>>74852058
>only 3 points between 2nd and 5th
hello repechaje my old friend

>>74853927
por lo menos en el repechaje siempre se los cojen a los que vengan.

>3 points behind second place
>this is somehow, a shame?
>our next schedule is Venezuela (H), Paraguay (H), Bolivia (A), Ecuador (H), Brazil (A).


Yeah, we are soooo fucking screwed.

>a fucking dentist

Stick to cricket, Mohammed.

>>74853987
y Australia la concha de tu madre?

What's the problem, fifth place is going against New Zealand, so basically a free ride to the World Cup.

>>74854151
it is. you don't have andorra, faroe island, luxembourg, malta, kosovo etc in south america

kekuador will choke

>>74854159
si pero Australia ahora está en Asia boludito.

>>74852546
First match you win.
Paraguay a draw.
Ecuador in Quito in untouchable cos you're not Brazil.
Bolivia may bang your llamas

>>74854197
me dolio el recuerdo, maraca

>>74854177
there's 5 spots for 10 teams.
and Venezuela doesn't even play football so in reality it's 5 fucking spots for 9 fucking teams.
do you even comprehend how shit you have to be to not qualify?

1º Brazil
2º Chile
3º Argentina
4º Colombia
5º Urgay

>>74854199
Ecuador plays on our country, what the fuck are you talking about.

>>74854222
Trips confirm.

>>74854187
colombia is worst, the next game is a final

>>74854222
fuck kek, not the 5 place again. at least we are going to be entertained until the very last minute :/

tbqh CONMEBOL should get 7 places

>>74854257
>not wanting to suffer until the last minute
>muh garra
>muh ultimos seran los primeros

in all honesty, we have a pretty easy schedule (still have to play Peru, Venezuela and Bolivia) so i think we are gonna make it

>>74854290
>ywn see Argentina, Uruguay and southern Brazil form Yugowhitea and annexing Chile and Paraguay only to opress the brown people

I know that would be balkanizing backwards but it sounds so fucking fun.

>>74854222
>trips confirm

plz no again

>>74854339
You wasted your chance to play the world cup semi finals in 2010

it's over, only tears now

>>74854273
Oceania and Asia should get fused and North America And Africa should get one less place each.

No more play-offs, South America gets 6 places and Europe gets one additional place. There I fixed it.

>>74854369
>Europe gets one additional place
fuck off, you already have too many places

>>74854385
Sorry, but I think that Denkmark/Wales/Austria/ Czech Republic/Sweden/Turkey etc. are a bit more interesting than Bolivia or Burkina Faso.

>>74854403
I'd rather have a real meme team at the WC instead of New Zealand every time.

>>74854436
if the qualy finished today Chile and Paraguay and maybe Ecuador too will be out. These teams could beat the shit out of any of the teams you mentioned.

>>74852546
>Bolívia away
>3 points

>>74854403
>be one of those tiny as fuck pacific islands
>have to play 3 tournaments over the course of 3 years to reach the oceania WC qualifying final because of a retarded qualifying system
>have to endure all manner of hakas even to celebrate throw-ins otherwise you'd be disrespecting the ancient inhabitants of your glorious land and get killed
>beat all sorts of ooga boogas on your way to the top
>somehow you miraculously beat the Oceania Boss aka "New Zealand"
>ohmygodicantbelievethis.jpg
>celebrate for an entire month until you have to play the play-off in order to see if you actually qualify for the World Cup
>it's fucking Argentina

even if amateur, they should give them 1 direct qualifying spot and that's it, otherwise we'll see a team from Oceania every 32 years

>>74854543
Nah, fuck them, we don't stale meme teams. There's a hard to distinguish line between real meme teams and stale meme teams.

Examples from the last Euros:
Real meme teams: Hungary, Wales
Stale meme teams: Iceland

Possible examples for the coming WC:
Real meme teams: Syria
Stale meme teams: Tahiti

>>74854534
They would without a doubt beat teams like Wales, Sweden, Turkey and Denmark with a 3 goals difference.

>>74852058
Why is there a vagina next to the Venezuela name?

>>74854605
The last place gets relegated to CONCACAF

Ideal WC will be:

Europe: 18 teams. First and second of each group.
Conmebol+Concacaf: 7 teams.
AFC+Oceania: 3 teams
Africa: 3 teams.
+1 Host.

No more meme confederation play-offs.

Who Par/a/guay here

>>74853768
scared of who senpai

I'm a little worried for Chile as well but like others have said, the upcoming fixtures are in Chile's favor.

Really wish Chile got a draw, something out of the game. Makes everything must win, somewhat do or die.

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leave Peru to me

>>74854369
>>>74854273
>North America And Africa should get one less place each.
Delet

>>74854869
Mexico, Costa Rica, USA. The other teams are Moldavia-tier desu.

>>74854141
how on earth is this an easy road? you'll definitely drop points on those away games, and fucking kek if you think you'll gonna win all three at home.

you couldn't win bolivia for shit and struggled against fucking peru.

>>74852161
Colombia has a better fixture than Ecuador, receiving Paraguay and Brazil (which is already qualified) and visiting them, Peru and Venezuela.

Chile still can lose the points against Bolivia.

>>74852058
they will classify

still mad fuckboy?

>>74854937
Bro, honestly speaking, don't count on us to drop points just because we're already qualified. Tite will certainly play at the same level of competity and intensity.

>>74855057
>Brit mad with Chile
why would that be?

>>74854812
the reff was on their side. No prob dude, we got this shit.

>>74854543
>be a literal pacific island fisherman
>nothing to do but smoke weed and fish all day
>enjoy playing footy with the lads
>start getting really into it, start to love the game
>get called up to your "NT"
>do good enough against other shitty islands in the quali that you make it to playoff
>its fucking Argentina
>you get to bully higuain, di maria and aguero for being shit
>you get to mark and maybe even change shirts with Messi
>you get to tell generations of relatives about that one time you played against Messi

even if they lose 20-0, im sure it would still be the best day of their life

>>74854359
It's not over Cristiano... we're still only 3 points behind the 5th

>>74854534
We could pass group stage easily if we qualify... pass that it will we pure luck

>>74855283
get real m8

>>74855305
Didn't we beat you a couple of months ago in the Kempes m8? I mean... If we actually get to qualify it will be a miracle... but in WC you've allways get a strong european, a meme african and some random asian team in group stage... totally possible

>Mestizos arguing in chav speech with each other

The power of the internet, la.

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>>74855409
>Mehmet calls me a mestizo

>>74855409
t. Beheaded in the name of Allah

>>74854907
>>74854529
>Losing against away Bolivia

How come you nigs are so shit in la paz? same for Argentina.

>>74855465
t. Beheaded in the name of Ismael Zambada García

>>74855486
You drew 0-0 at home to them before CONMEBOL gave you and Peru free points

>Chile fighting so hard to get eliminated by Brazil in the Round of 16

>>74855532
this

>>74854529
Only Brazilians, urugay-ans and Argentinians have problems in La Paz. We always win up there

>>74855528
Sure we played like shit and got a draw, but we have won every Bolivia away match since 2006, that shit is at least a draw.

But somehow Bolivia can 6-1 Argentina.

>>74855585
>And you got a draw at home fucking kek

A draw doesn't end up getting you 3 points m8 :-)

>>74855486
>>74855570
because atlantic nations have predominantly white blood, which doesnt do well at altitude. Meanwhile you pacific brownies do just fine

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>>74855570
>>74855486
What are you on m8? We'll play Bolivia in Laz Paz this year.

And you got a draw at home fucking kek

>>74855076
proxy la

>>74855618
>my 60% mud hut dweller blood is surely superior to your 90% mud hut dweller blood.

>>74855496
dont blow yourself up ahmad

>>74855618
>look at me, I'm white!!!

Yes, whatever you say, Facundo Jr.

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>>74855616
>draw against bolivia at home
>b-but we win against them every time. we are the best!

pathetic chilel every time

>>74855644
>le baiting kebab man
enjoy your (You)s while they last

>>74855585
>>74855619
>>74855640
>>74855662
As I told you, Juninho Bananinha, we always end up winning/with three points after playing in La Paz. Makakos and argeniggers can't handle height

>>74852370
When you stop cheating you dumb retard.
>puts a player that had already played for another NT

>>74854160
There are virtually 6 teams fighting for 5 spots.

>>74852058
wtf, I hate texas now

>>74852058
>tfw Perú as of today has more points than on the final round 4 years ago
>still needs to do the impossible to pass
fucking ecuador, m8. those idiots always gets eliminated on group round.

>>74860001
For whom do peruvians cheer at the WC?

>>74855581
6-1 was ages ago and caused by bad management

So, there's your answer. Some managers don't have a clue of how to deal with the altitude.

Why does the percentage of white people in South American countries directly correlate with their HDI and GDP?

>>74860148
This isn't true even inside Brazil.

>>74852370
When you finally start playing well

>>74860043
Usually, Argentina. Most of peruvians who live in the exterior live there. Sometimes Spain or Germany due to colonial roots.

>>74860148
It doesn't

>>74854205
>>74854197
I think this time you are playing against someone from here, is going ot be a shitshow when you actually lose to costa rica

>>74860001
This. ecuador should die.

>>74860417
It will be New Zealand

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>>74854160
WE GOT THIS SHIT LADS

>>74852370
When you return to be our province again

>>74860417
what?
no, CONMEBOL's 5th plays OFC's 1st
it's really easy to check this, why would you even say some retarded shit like that?

>>74866157
I believe in Tahiti

>>74852058
>Argentina 15 gf
Why is this team so shit at scoring goals

>tfw too good for South America
>tfw too good for Europe either

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>>74871855

>>74852546
>Bolivia away, easy

Have fun choking in the altitude

>>74860197
I lived in Santa Catarina for a year and that was practically Europe tier compared to the rest of Brazil and very white

>>74871855
7-1

How do Bolivia and Venezuela feel about always coming in at 10th and 9th place?

>>74852058
How strong are Bolivia and Venezuela?
The top 8 are all world cup material unlike the random african/asian/concacaf teams that always finish last in their group, but I'm not sure about these two

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>>74852370
at least you have internet anon

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>>74852058
as if we care who qualifies from this meme continent

>>74874571
I'd say they are Greece-tier.

>>74874650
But Greece lost to Faroe Islands
Twice

>>74874662
well fuck
I don't know m8 just think of a country that doesn't have any world class players in big teams but also can be half-decent.

>>74874680
Brazil?

>>74874690
no, leaf, not brazil.

>>74860267
>Usually, Argentina

HAHAHA no. As far as south american teams Brazilians get the most love in general

>>74852370
2020 something when CONMEBOL gets more places

>>74874699
Because they used to win, you're pizarreros.

> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

haha

>>74854369
Our fourth place raped Croatia in the last wc. They'd rape all the other shitty borderline countries same as we would.

>>74874708
In 2026 the World Cup would feature 48 teams

>>74854199
Fucking retarded ass post. Doesn't even know where the teams are playing.

>>74852058
wait Argentina Lite has one more point then Argentina lmao

>Argentina

>>74874868

Messi missed some games and Argentina literally has a less than 25% win rate without him

oh my god who the fuck cares march madness is on and NFL free agency has been tight

>with Messi, Argentina has gained 15 of possible 18 points

I guess it's safe to assume we can subtract 15 points out of Argentina to see the real power level. That would put them in.. yep, 10th place

>Bauza: "We played brilliantly"
statswise that was the worst performance Argentina has had even before Basile

>>74874815
Digusting.

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>>74874910
>amateur sports
>murrican transfer market

>>74875395
>blackiejump
>sport

>>74874925
lmao argentina won't even make the last 16 with bauza

>>74852370
When you stop fucking playing at 3500 m high. It is fucking insane. Thus, you get raped at 0m to 1000m high.

>>74852546
> knowing this little about conmebol qualifiers
> believing chile is brazil tier
It will be hard anon. I'm going to kek hard when lolivia kills you at Hernando Siles in la paz.

>>74853768
We're comfy in our way to glorious repechaje

>>74855071
BASED TITE.

Now that you dont have a meme coach brazil is a serious candidate for wc champion.

>>74875995
This. History doesn't mean shit now.

>>74855555
Wooowwww

>>74852058
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74852546
>winning points against Bolivia away

>>74852546

>Bolivia away
>easy


ajajajajajajaj

>>74871951
>>74875995
>>74877815

chile always wins in la paz you faggot retards

>shitle

>chilel

>>74878062
CHI

>>74877873
ちっ

>>74877857
Come back to your cave, mapuche leaf

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>>74877857
>cant win at home
>oh sure m8, we'll win away with the altitude!

literally who cares

>>74877857
>muh history

>"Chile is good now"
>"B-but historically you are bad so that's mean you are still shit jajaja"

>"Chile usually win easily in La Paz"
>"wtf are you talking about, history doesn't mean shit"

What did /sp/ mean by this?

>>74881127
It means chilel is getting btfo the world cup.

>>74881127
>"Chile."
>"jajajajajajajajajajajajaja"

That's what they meant.

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>>74881127
>chilel is good
>6th place in a 7 horse race

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>>74884419
>never forgetti

>>74855194

Australia beat American Samoa 36-0. They subbed their goaly.

>>74853768
kek, fucking REPECHAJE
lucky for them Australia qualifies with the asians now.

>>74854586
Iceland deserves a real meme team status considering they caused Brexit 2.0.

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>>74893702
>not talking about the micronesia u-23 team

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http://www.emol.com/especiales/2015/deportes/clasificatorias-rusia-2018/simulador.asp

http://www.emol.com/especiales/2015/deportes/clasificatorias-rusia-2018/simulador.asp

http://www.emol.com/especiales/2015/deportes/clasificatorias-rusia-2018/simulador.asp

I've wasted way too much time on this. Pic related, my definitive table

What I've learned:

1- Chile has the easiest schedule, they are in for sure. Even if they lose the 2 points won by refball
2-URGay is not as comfy as you would think. They have a complicated timetable and should see next game as a final. After that they only have an easy game on the last day.
3- Argentina has 6 easy points but is isnt enough. They need to step up on those away games
4- Colombia plays their chance on 2 away games: Venezuela and Peru. I even got them losing against Ecuador and Brazil (at home) and they qualify if they win those 2 games and Paraguay at home
5- Ecuador are the real guys in danger. I gave them wins against Colombia and Argentina (besides the easy one vs Peru) and they still didnt make it. Their away games are Chile an Brazil so they have very small chances
6- For the 2 guys going for the miracle, Peru has better chances than Paraguay. Looks silly but check both schedules. Its still very uphill for both of them anyway

I am quite aware that I only set 1 game as a tie (URG-ARG) and more draws will happen which will lower the minimum of points to classify, but still, I found the calculation interesting

>>74893702

that was just unfair desu, the administration fucked up and discovered all of their proper team couldn't play due to registration/passport

couldnt even draft in their u20s because most had exams lol

also it was 31-0