>England >invent soccer >suck at it >invent rugby

>englel

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tf
tt

fuck off

>>74834725

England is shit. Everyone already knows this.

>the floundering hamlet of England

>be bad at rugby
>play handegg
>be bad at football
>play basketball
>be bad at cricket
>play baseball
>be bad at F1
>play nascar

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>>74834752
at least they are better than amerishits

>burgers

>>74834750
Fuckin manlets

Baseball was invented in England

Guaranteed replies

Poland
>didn't invented soccer
>better than England
>didn't invented ski jumping
>better than england
>didn't invented volleyball
>better than england
>didn't invented handball
>better than england
>didn't invented
>better than england

>>74834804
Is Poland elite?

>>74834811
No, we are shit, but we can still laugh at england.

>>74834804
did you invent polandball?

>>74834725
Most of those sports only you play. Jesus, it's like us getting excited about being the best at hurling.

At least England invent sports the world love and respect.

>didn't invented plumbing
>GOAT at it
>better than england

>>74834804
Every body is better than England, mate.

>>74834833
>baseball, hockey, and basketball not popular around the globe

>>74834857
When you compare to football rugby and cricket, no

>>74834725
>steal basketball from Canada

Wrong, try again.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>74834833
The only sport you could realistically say only we play is American football

Baseball is big in the Caribbean and is the biggest sport in Japan

Just because it's not the most popular sport in the world doesn't mean it's not a major sport

>>74834725
Dont talk shit about usa pesopallo team

In this thread: asspained americants teamed up with canacucks whining like babies bcoz no one likes their crappy boring sports

>>74834884
>Japan and the carribean

Kek

>>74834886
this

>>74834866
>counting India

>Be unemployed American
>Shitpost about England all morning on 4chan
>Be shit at it

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>mad JFs ITT

>>74834886
Canada and the USA are literally the best countries on the planet though

>USA dominates summer olympics
>Canada dominates winter olympics

>>74834886
And try to convince us that the sports are now global because Japan and Jamaica play them

England so bad that one of the best players in the EPL is DANISH, of all.

A national team that currently ranks BELOW Cape Verde

I don't like Rugby, but had thought England are up there, if only #2 to New Zealand.

I wish American Football would take off here. I really enjoy watching it.

>>74834995
Based Eriksen tho

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dumb frogposter

>>74834978
>>Canada dominates winter olympics
Costanza_belittles.jpg

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>itt assmad yuorpoors

>>74834804
Poland
Didn't invent England
>Live in England

i object to ops wording
england do not suck at football, rugby cricket
they are just not very good at it
theres a subtle difference

>>74834725

>USA
0 world cups

>England
1 world cup

case closed my friends.

>>74835171
U N D E R R A T E D

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>>74834974
Holy shit, look at this guy's teeth

>England
>invent soccer
>most popular sport in the world
>invent rugby
>becomes a an actual sport
>invent cricket
>one of the most globally popular sports

>USA
>invent American Football
>no one plays it
>invent baseball
>no one plays it
>steal basketball from Canada
>pretty popular, but still no ones #1 sport

>Canada
>invents hockey
>GOAT at it

>Australia
>invents AFL
>no one plays it

>Finland
>invents Pesäpallo
>not even popular in Finland

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>>74834804
>didn't invent video games
>be GOAT at it

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>>74835598
>be finnish
>suck englands dick every opportunity you can

>>74834966
SEETHING

>>74835682
>be american
>only win in sports only you play

>>74835853
How about all the sports we kick the shit out of you in during the Winter Olympics that you faggots invented. Just gonna ignore that shit?

Americans aren't the best at baseball though. This was literally their first title. Cuba and DR are better historically. American football literally only you play. Basketball true, but all your players are black, so you're a cuck if you brag about that.

Also don't forget Britain's men got more medals at the Olympics than USA's "men" and you needed 60 female swimming medals to top the table

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>>74834804
>poland is ranked #2 in men's volleyball

>>74835878
>b-but the olympics

no one cares

no
one

Bunch of ungrateful colonials...

>>74834725
yeah we get it, your former slaves are better than ours.

>>74834953
Japan has 50 million more people than your """country""" and the UK combined

>>74834763
New England has a lower BMI than all of europe lol

fat ass fucking euros

>>74834804
Americans really like Poland, just one of those badass countries that we love

>>74834982

Don't forget Puerto Rico that isn't another country but also plays it

>>74835598
>finncuck

>>74835936
This is the first year we sent decent players and not old AAA players and college kids. Our best players still didn't play

>>74835971
t. polish american

Average fatty that isn't a first gen immigrant or muh heritage guy can't place it on the map

>>74835958
>B-B-BB-BBBBBUT DER NEW ENGLAND.. WE WUZ GERMANICS AND SHEEET

shut the fuck up you stupid shit

h-hey why is everyone being mean to me ;_;

pls be nice :3

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>>74836274
I love cuteposting!

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>>74835359
are you on drugs?

>>74834886
irrelevant countries like yours don't play any of them because they require more infrastructure than a fucking circle. There's a reason they call it povertyball, it's because it's the only sport poorfag countries like you can afford to play.

Stay non white.

>>74836761
while your right it still allows the best of the best around the world to compete in it, if everyone in the world could afford a helmet and cleats, some ragtag country like samoa would dominate handegg.

stop being mean to england. it's bad for their self esteem. say something positive.

>>74836898
at least they have the most mosques outside of saudi arabia

>>74834725

World Rankings -

>Football - 14th
Rugby - 2nd
Cricket 4th

Where are you at Tyrone?

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>people unironically defending England ITT

What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

>>74836919
yes they are on the cutting edge of multiculturalism

>>74836919
that would be france, but thanks though...

>>74834804
based polskis

>>74837026
It's not so much defending as it is that Europeans get extremely insecure in US vs Euro threads and always have to form a Voltron of shared insecurity in order to try and make a united stand against Americans........ which counterproductively drives home the point that an entire continent has a large enough chip on its shoulder that it feels the need to prove something to one nation.

Though that I can understand as a Dutch-born immigrant; Euros have a clear sense of continental identity, and it shows. Where it gets cringy as sin is when South Americans and Asians jump into America v Europe funposting threads an attempt to ingratiate themselves with Western Europeans.

>>74834804
Poland is non-ironically the best country in the world

>>74837767
>get extremely insecure
I dunno, making a whole thread about your own sports sounds pretty insecure

>>74837457
You've never been to Luton

>>74834725
>rugby

come on they're ultra dominant since the WC

>>74837794
>your

Again, i moved to this country when i was four, so while I don't strongly identify with Europeans, i'm still not as fully invested in this argument as native born Americans would be. Also, the fact that 4chan is a largely American website kinda gives OP a pass as he's clearly taking shots at the Euro minority. If it were the other way round and it was an American flooding a webiste with a clear English majority then you'd have a point.

TL:DR; I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone, im just watching this thread.

>>74834725
>steal basketball from Canada
didn't realize Springfield Massachusetts was in Canada

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>>74836243
why so triggered, vitaly?

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>>74836671
>year round shitting on concacaf for being shit
>italy and englel can't even beat COSTA RICA

>>74838145
>responding to Russians
Not even Eastern Europeans do that. That's how irrelevant Russia is.

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>>74838192
call me a madman, then

>>74836671
>one point
>part time dentists
>USA wins 1-1

Nice, angloland BTFO>>74836761

>>74838217
>>74838168
>>74838145
Can americans ever respond without trying to make a meme?

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>>74838237
those are all me btw

>>74838237
>make a meme

Jesus christ. Has the internet forgotten what this word means?

>>74838288
It has no meaning now, people sticking it in the middle of teams' and players' names has killed all meaning of it now

>>74837885
nice blog

>>74838544
Oh, thanks. didnt know that i had fans in the third world.

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>be American
>Play in the 'world series'
>Only consists of America

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>>74838905
>be """great""" britain
>can't even beat jews at sports

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>>74838905
>>74839486

hockey was invented by scotland
and they don't even play it

>>74839766
Scotland is part of GB
We won gold at the hockey last year

>USA
>invent American Football
no one wants to play it
>invent baseball
no one wants to play it
>steal basketball from Canada
no one wants to play it

>Canada
>invents hockey
no one wants to play it

>Australia
>invents AFL
no one wants to play it

>Finland
>invents Pesäpallo
no one has even heard of it

>>74834725
>steal basketball from Canada
Basketball was invented by a Canadian in Massachusetts.

>>74834750
I'd KO both of those pussies with one punch.

>>74834804
>didn't invented English
>terrible at it

>Finland
>invents Pesäpallo
Tahko Pihkala was a fraud

>>74837789
Ya, so good not even refugees from literal warzones want to move there

>>74839869
We won the gold in Brazil m8

>>74843013
Women

>>74834886
this

>>74834725
USA didn't steal shit from Canada.

Basketball was created in America while a Canadian was serving in the National Guard for his fellow guardsmen in order to gain citizenship and serve his country.

He's more American than Canadian.

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this was the banner when I opened this thread. how ironic

>>74834884
you sure showed him

>>74850504
actually he was scottish
>scotlels wins again

>>74835940
the world cares about the olympics you denialist butt-pirate

>>74835598
GOAT post

>>74835936
>Cuba and DR are better historically.

Proof?

You idiots actually think that the Baseball "World Cup" was some kind of premier international competition featuring the best players from each country.

>Until 1998 the competition was limited to amateur players. After 1998, professional minor league players competed, but Major League Baseball did not allow its players to participate. In the months leading up to the high-profile first World Baseball Classic in 2006, many commentators heralded it as a "Baseball World Cup", perhaps not realizing that a tournament of that description already existed and had for almost seventy years. However, the 2006 World Baseball Classic was the first international baseball tournament to include players from the major leagues, making it a closer equivalent to the world cups of other sports—which include players from the most prestigious professional leagues—than to the Baseball World Cup.

It's like saying we're historically better at Rugby than France because we got two "World titles." (There was no World Rugby title in the 20s, so the defacto world championship was the Gold medal game, which the US won in back-to-back years).

>his """country""" has never invented a sport that grew to other countries
sad!

>>74850594

Basketball and Baseball are way bigger than Hockey globally, leaf.

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>>74834725

England is a fine, fine sporting country.

They are unequivocally the best at sports that require a person to sit down. And are completely dominant in darts, snooker, pea shooting, and lawn bowls.

>>74850628
we invented basketball retard

>>74850692

Where was it invented in Canada?

>>74850689
>world cup winners
>one of the most successful club football nations
>best boxing nation in the world right now
>phil "the power" taylor
>based Ronny O

need i say more?

>>74850708

Indeed.

Which team sport World Cup/Championship did you win recently, though?

I know you guys haven't lost a pea shooting World title in like centuries. Was it that?

>>74850719
andy murray is an honorary englishman so there's that. world champion in tennis baby.

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>>74850741

Nice!

>>74850745
You quit the commonwealth when you whinged about taxes, fuckhead, delet that picture

>>74850745
Cuck. Fuck literally all of those 4 countries you roped us in with. Except Canada

Would you rather have the brains to invent a sport, or the ability to play it? That is why we are above you, and why we conquered the world.

>>74850689
>look at all of our sexy ripped black men xD

why is america so fetishistic over its athletes? You guys have this weird obsession with body stats. Is it a throwback to the slave trade?

>WELL TODD, YOU THINK MESSIS SO GREAT HUH? ID LIKE TO SEE HIM FACE OFF AGAINST A 500 POUND 8FT TALL BLACK GUY. WE RAISE EM GOOD HERE.

>>74838168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDutQohL1nk
they beat you 4-0 a few months ago you clown

>>74835171
Excellent post. I enjoyed it.

>>74852889
t. some scotsman or some troll from whales

>>74834725
Agree on everything, except you didnt really steal basketball. It was made by some canadian who was working in the states and I guess thought it would be a game you guys would be good at, and was right