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old thread: >>74791781

Really Old Links that probably need updating:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7EGdKjh2Mw
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First for retarded fans
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tfw fans in pc case are failing and I'll fuck it up if I try and replace them myself
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I may be at a club I care nothing about, and playing most games on key highlights at full speed, but getting decimated by Lord Bendtner is something I may never be able to move on from.
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>>74831793
your reminder that bendtner joined norwegian football
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the Montserrat Messi putting on an nba-style post up play
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Seventh for OP youngsters

>>74831793
That's harsh
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Fucking hell, Dortmund. What are you doing
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>deny a single shot
>fail to win
ffs lads ruined the screenshot

This is a massive achievement for me, I stopped playing a save for like 5 days and managed to make myself carry on playing it instead of making a new save
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Tikitaka status: achieved
behold muh tikitaka goal guys
https://youtu.be/ap6EEWoWacM
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>>74831929
>contrôle de balle
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>>74832629
>caring about possession
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>>74832695
duh the build up play for the goal is beautiful
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>The Shitty of Shitty
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>>74832629
not bad
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man these things are actually amazing

terrible, because they are accurate, but amazing
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>>74834075
>Kieran Swain
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>>74834075
>I left early
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>>74834189
Not sure which the best ever 'I left early' story is. A coventry fan who rang into the radio show complaining of a draw only to be told they won 2-0 or parents leaving a match at 80 minutes only to miss their son scoring a hatrick
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Give me more, you fucking skinflints. How am I supposed to win the league with this shit? I'd be lucky to finish top 6

>>74834271
Got damn jew marketing. But yeah, I'll try it.
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>>74834319
>Give me more, you fucking skinflints. How am I supposed to win the league with this shit? I'd be lucky to finish top 6
I really hope this is supposed to be a joke.
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Here we go again then.
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>>74834334
I mean that's only about 1.3 Pogbas isn't it
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>>74834371
We bottled it twice in a row now, surely the lads can't fuck this up again...
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>>74834319
>Give me more, you fucking skinflints. How am I supposed to win the league with this shit? I'd be lucky to finish top 6
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>>74834381
In fm13 money it's like 4 pogbas
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>>74834385
> De Gay

I'll take it, I guess.
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>>74834433
Oh, baby...
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Final verdict on FM17?
Predictions for FM18
Why is every game cracked but FM17 when I finally decide not to buy?
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>>74834546
FM17: less meme crosses than 16
FM18: more bullshit that's not better match engine and AI
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>>74834501
Anotha one. If only he wasn't injury prone, so he could do this more often...
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>>74834581
don't forget to preorder it lad!
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Please, let's not have a meltdown now.
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>>74834623
/De Gay/ having a nightmare.
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>>74834702
They'll be dancing in the streets of Rasenballsport Leipzig tonight
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>>74834702
We've done it, finally we won the fucking thing. Think I'll stay one more season, try to win the quintuple and then fuck off to a comfier save. Kinda full of Red Bull by now, tbqh.
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>>74834803
>0 CCC's
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.gentlemen ,bets your place
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>Englel
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>>74835082
Wales
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>Dat Wayols
>Dat Bendtner

>>74835082
Wayols
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>>74835145
>>74835190
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>>74835192
Wales to edge it 2 - 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s7VIdYqgtY
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>>74835082
Croatia
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any good target men tactics, boys? never used them myself
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>>74835292
treat him like a tall F9. Use IFs.
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>>74835292
Any supportive striker role goes with either a "False 10" or a finishing striker. So TM, F9, Treq, DLF goes with Poacher, AF, IF, SS, RMD. CF(S) can act as a lone striker although he also enjoys the company of a finisher.
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>>74835192
WHAT ARE THE RESULTS, BUTTERS
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rip the welsh dream
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>>74835421
This is remarkably close to the actual event.
>Portulel vs some literally where outsider
>Germany vs the team they will go out against
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>>74835395
I'm being slow because of contract renewals
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What happens if you let your contract expire? Does it just go month to month? And if so does that mean there's no compensation needed for a new job
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>>74835453
>Does it just go month to month?
Yes.
>And if so does that mean there's no compensation needed for a new job
Changes nothing in the FM World considering you can just resign whenever.
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>>74835475
Yeah but IIRC resigning actually hurts your rep more than being fired

Wish you could do a Pulis and spend most of one job paying off your breach of contract fee from the last job
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OH SHIT 3MB update
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>>74835421
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>>74835554
>Italy winning the Euros
what should have been ;_;
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>>74835502
>Yeah but IIRC resigning actually hurts your rep more than being fired
You plan to manage in a big club like a filthy casual? Then it doesn't matter.
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>>74835573
>not wanting underdogs to win it
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>>74835580
No I'm planning to manage in a billion tiny leagues so I need the rep to work my way up
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CA TE NA CCIO
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>>74835533
It'll just be something to push sales if people are doing the free weekend since it coincided with that. Won't be anything to affect people who have already bought it I bet.
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>Balotelo
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>>74835554
>>74835190

The difference is startling.
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lyl
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FM13 edition
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>De Rossi
Denmark won the whole thing lads
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>>74835775
>Jordan Shithead
>10.0
Does not compute.
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>>74835816
>playing FM 1992
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>>74835850
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ITS HAPPENING
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>>74835803
>>74835932
WALES
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>>74835692
>Giovinco
;_;
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>>74836025
He seems satisfied with life at the moment.
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I know basically everybody here has seen it anyway but the FM documentary is available to watch free atm if anybody hasn't seen it.
Its a decent giggle desu but a handful of the stories are bullshit. Still a worthwhile watch if you're not doing much.
http://www.goal.com/en/news/24072/video-games/2017/03/23/33939252/video-watch-the-football-manager-documentary
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>>74836014
Its not happening.

Equalizer was a foul on the keeper, too.
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Playing in a league with less than a 30 game season is unbearable

so much holiday/spacebar mashing time
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>>74836138
Ukraine was a cunt for me.

Mite be good?
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Is it worth buying fm17 if I have good time with fm16?
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Someone post that Chinese cap with all the negative reviews

My HDD died so I lost all my /trb/ memes
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>>74837265
runs better, crosses less OP, more danish names

That's just about it
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>>74837334
>Forgetting about the grass
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>>74837324
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>>74837350
>not playing in 2D Classic
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>>74837373
>Possessing a toaster
Were you the one who was responsible for Burter's monitor by any chance?
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>>74837364
Cheers shitposter, now give me a Skeptische Boskamp
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>>74837392
what did Fatty Spread do with his monitor?
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>>74837473
have a Skeptische Hazard instead.
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>>74837499
filtered
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>>74833738
post a Boskamp
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>>74837480
It's been "replaced" since FM14 pretty much... according to him.
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>>74837532
I don't get what you are trying to say tBh
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>that mitch feel
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>>74837862
When a decent player wouldn't cost an arm and a leg.
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Got bored of my unemployment challenge, I'm with Napoli in 2027.

Any ideas for a game where I can build a lower-to-midtable club in the top division of any country?
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>>74838183
Try Holland.
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>>74838183
Try to break into in top the 2/3 in Portugal, you'll get plenty of lower league goats to help.
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Ayy, we did it, with 6 games to go. How bad are we going to get rekt in the Superliga?
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Always love a good Storm out after a loss desu
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>>74838271
>>74838338

actually torn between these two, thanks for the suggestions
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>>74838518
Pretty similar experiences, except that Holland is currently somewhat shittier. As in even the best club in there, GOAT farm Ajax is worse than the best Portuguese clubs. They have somewhat worse rep and worse coefficient. I didn't manage there because I didn't find an appealing club with good kits and/or logo, but I'd consider it otherwise. Portugal is nice if you like to count on South American youngsters.
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>have a player out of contract
>two teams offer him a contract
>I try to offer him a contract so he stays with me but he won't negotiate with me
>I sign a guy to replace him
>the same day the replacement arrives my player 'opts to stay'
>I release on a free the guy I had signed and try to offer my player a new contract again
>"I'm not currently interested in entering into contract discussions".
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>>74838752
and the very next day more teams offer him a contract
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>>74838752
>I release on a free the guy I had signed and try to offer my player a new contract again
Are you mitching it on purpose?
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>>74838957
I think (or at least sincerely hope) that he signed the guy on a non-contract deal
in which case releasing the player makes no sense as well (unless your coaches' workload is fucked to hell)
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>>74838752
"opts to stay" just means "didn't move at that time" it doesn't mean he wants to stay long term, might just mean those that offered him contracts didn't offer him as much money as he would've liked or they were too shit for him to be interested.

But yeah
>not offering him new contract BEFORE releasing new guy
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>>74838957
I offered a contract again the day after releasing him because the cunt that wouldn't negotiate with me finally left.
He accepted obviously, after all he never played for any team that wasn't mine.
>>74839010
yeah we are talking non-contracts here.
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Based ref won us the league

And I am fucking done with Singapore after the upcoming cup final, there's so man 14-25 day gaps between games.

Sod the asian CL I'm bored to death after a season and a half
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>>74839699
This is why the pentagon challenge almost never gets finished

It's not really hard, just boring as fuck
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>br
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>>74839908
What a goal
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>uru
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I fucking hate this game


I'm with Portsmouth in the championship.

In the first half of the season I do pretty well finishing in 5th place. But then during the second half I lose 90% of the matches.

Last season I won like 2 games from January until the end of the season.


This year the same shit is happening. I had two defeats from September until January, and now I have like 5 defeats, one of them to 22th sheffield united and 2 draws.
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>74840719
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>>74840719
>https://strikerless.com/2016/02/19/the-hartman-doctrine-why-the-hairdryer-treatment-works-surprisingly-well/
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>>74840719
Schteve please
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>>74836128
It sure is, Miles. I too greatly enjoyed this and recommend it to all of my Football Manager 2017™ playing friends!
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/trb/ is literally dead again.

So, I'm falling for the jew marketing and downloading my weekend trial. Currently at 52%. What should I expect?

For reference, I intend to manage Derby County, but in the style of my hero, Tim Sherwood. Will this be enjoyable in FM17?
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>>74843615
dont you like ian holloway?
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>>74843615
>What should I expect?
Late-season choke to fall out of the playoff.
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>>74843615
>inb4 hard Brexit
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>>74843787
I have many heroes and their positions in the rankings fluctuate wildly, CIA.

>>74843840
Honestly I think spending any time at all in a play off place will be a remarkable achievement in my case.

Really looking forward to it now, lads. Getting a bit bored waiting and I just polished off the last of the lucozade.
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>>74843615
can't you just download it and play offline forever?
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cut inside man does it again
https://youtu.be/MLVPPtZ2EpQ
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What a shitty match. Tonight's must have been one of the most boring matches I've watched recently. And I watch matches like Banfield - Olimpo and Dep. Morón - Atlanta most weekends.
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>want to leave my job for a meme league
>all the mls and aus vacancies have gone
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>>74845469
Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands
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Fug now i remember why it's so fun managing in international tourneys

>A most dangerous lead in a quarter against holland within 24minutes
>Proceed to come back thanks to a double from a 32 year old Renato Sanchez
>Dominate the whole game but going to extra time
>Create 6 fucking clear cut chances in the first half of extra time but my strikers choke harder than hiquain so going to penalties
>4-4 with holland just needing to score the last penalty to win
>misses
>We proceed to miss 4 times in a row EACH until my centreback finally scores

Wew what a fucking ride so far, too bad my players will probably be dead for the semis
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>>74845724
Vancouver job has opened up

Time to find out if my rep is enough to get it
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>>74845931
8 consecutive missed penalties? Neat.
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>>74845939
It wasn't :(
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>Tampa beats Boston
>Leafs now three ahead of the Bruins for third in the Atlantic with a game in hand
>still six up on the Lightning
fug
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>>74846585
what if you just make a new manager for the job you want and immediately retire him leaving the spot open?
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>>74846716
Nah they hired like an assistant

I need to grind up more rep in asia
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Semis went to penalties as well and I missed the first 3 unsurprisingly. Pretty fun watching murderball though with 14 yellow cards
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>>74846833
Whoops, anyway back to 2 years of holidaying to the next tournament while club players grow old and new regens sprout up
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>>74847016
>Get stuck in
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>>74847125
Just a friendly rivalry m8
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>>74845931

MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI
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>>74843615
You should expect to play with 3 CBs and IWBs if you want to win.
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I bet Liverpool to get here REEEEEEEEE
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based Wenger get me a qt staff
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>agent demands minimum fee release clause

into the trash it goes
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>>74851619
enjoy having no players ever
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>>74851625
i have a youth team.
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>>74851836
their agents will demand release clauses when they grow up
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>game forces me to sign a contract (I literally just went past the day when it should have expired and was told I'd signed a one year deal)
>can't move clubs because other team can't afford the compensation to sign me
wew
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>never got a work permit
>spent his time on loan in romania
>ive had a great time here
>leaving for the american retirement league at the ripe age of 21

mate, i dont deserve you
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>>74851903
He is going to get those beeg american teetees
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oh boy, intake day!
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>>74852013
forgot pic
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>>74852021
at least it wasnt absolutely terrible
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>>74852032
well, at least his a triple nationality, that's gotta count for something?
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>>74852021
SP - AR - TA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bXqSgOr9G0
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>>74852040
determination is the only stat that matters anyway
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>>74852060
Look a tthe lad they gave me last year, hes getting cup games next season
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>>74852060
sparta is the only feeder club that actually sends me good regens, but they send me all of them
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>>74852088
Strootman, Depay and Jetro Willems are active players from Sparta's youth system. Basically a PSV feeder club because they won't sell to Feyenoord (city rival) and Ajax (Rotterdam and Amsterdam rivalry)
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>>74851903
in some save the EPL change rule for work permit due to BREXIT which axe work permit and allow max 17 foreign players which is acceptable
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>>74852139
that sounds horrible, i just lost the schengen agreement
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>>74852139
>EPL
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>>74852139
But this means man city will buy an ENGLISH winger who has 19 pace and 10 crossing for 100m instead of a meme Brazilian winger with the same attributes but that cost 15m
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anyone got a decent fm17 world league system? world super league etc that you can download outside of steam workshop?

thanks
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we wuz nodge n shiet
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>tfw you beat leicester by 20 points
btfo
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>>74852325
That's what they do irl

Sterling and Stones were bought because they need english homegrowns and those were the best english players on the market
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>win the domestic treble
>team that came third in the league becomes top of the rep rankings
wut
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anyone has guide for general training? i always set general tranining as balance - medium and match traning at 20% and i don't think it's good enough
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After winning everything in Singapore I've now moved onto China and a team who are managed irl by Sven

Just look at that sexy pink
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>>74853154
I tell my assman to do it
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>>74853243
my eyes
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>>74853243
is pink ever not sexy?
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>>74853243
Man this is fucking silly

Chinese clubs have insane budgets but they can only really sign Chinese players so you can't actually use the budget
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looks like i'll be playing the long ball
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>>74838752
kek
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>>74855249
What a cuck
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>>74855295
I'm pretty sure cuckoldry is a white men exclusive.
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>wenger
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>>74855545
In my save they sold Sanchez and brought in Chadli
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>englel
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>>74856489
Result of Ireland v England?
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>>74856714

>Joe Hart O.G.

my fucking sides
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>>74856978
lmao
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>>74856978
>Bamford
Judas
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>>74856978
>literally like 3 Irish people in that XI

Disgusting
>>
Lads does anyone still plays Championship Manager 2001/02?
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vote jaffa cakes https://twitter.com/richardosman
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>>74858026
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>>74858026
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
too bad there's only ever digestives in the US
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>tfw compete in the Europa League the one time its competitive

I knocked out Chelsea in the last round I deserve an easy draw
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>>74858718
>knocked out chelsea
sweet
>>
I left Leicester in the summer. The new manager sold this guy for £11m. Eleven fucking million.
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>>74858895
>tired after his last match
He looks like he hasn't slept in years
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>>74858944
I was manager at Braga when he came through the academy. The guy's been playing professionally in a top level league since he was 14. Then I went to Leicester and took him with me.

He has never had a break. Ever.
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>>74852325
I'm not so sure, Sterling and Stones actually play.

Now if you were talking about Delph, Rodwell and Scott Sinclair, then yeah.
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>>74852139
>17 foreign players
>Acceptable
>>
Welp there goes Seamus Coleman's career
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>>74859358
he has been pretty average anyhow the last couple of years, was only 3 or 4 years ago he looked good and people were hype for him but seems he peaked early. This just hastens his decline.
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>>74859524
Yeah for a while there he had a shout for being the best PL RB after Zabaleta, hasn't moved on from there, gone backwards really
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who virgin here
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>>74859863
that's just an autist you autist
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>>74859863
ive seen this posted just now on 4 different boards. was that you?
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>>74859863
Are you going board to board posting this
>>
>>74859863

>Living in an era with sexual revolution, Tinder, sluts and mail order brides.
>Manage to be virgin

That takes skill.
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>>74859990
T-thanks
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>>74860249
Just get a prossie mate
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>>74860307
Professional pussy?
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>>74859863
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>>74860357
>10
>Not Se7en
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>>74860343
Exactly

>this fucking Barca defense

How can I even compete?
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>>74860357
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>>74860440
ROO ROO MADE POO POO
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>>74860464
Yeah her malick film is trash
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>all these clean sheets

Their back four is absolute trash as well
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>>74860357
solid kek
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>>74860531
Who is their manager? Is he a regen?
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>>74860581
kek
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>>74860601
You've got to be shitting me.
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>>74852641
on da ball kangz never mind i dindu nuffin
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Throw it longer, you slut.
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>>74856978
coleman MOTM... at least in virtual divegrass he made it... F
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>>74860357
>Looses
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>>74860703
I've wondered if there aren't some other attributes at play. I recall a player I had in FM15 with 20 Long Throws who still didn't threw as far as Azpilicueta who didn't have 20 Long Throws. Of course, both had the bullet throw PPM.
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>>74860746
Doesn't strength come into it like balance (or some other physical stat IIRC) comes into it for FKs?
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>>74860769
maybe height

the one 20 long throws player I had was fucking useless
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>>74860769
>http://www.guidetofootballmanager.com/players/player-preferred-moves
>FK related PPMs
>FKs, Technique, Long Shots
Tho' I found that Payet was more often reliable on direct FKs than Pjanic who should be a better taker. However, Payet has the Curls Ball PPM, which is deadly on mid and long range shots. Combined with Hits FK with Power, I've had fairly good but not Juninho-tier FK takers score 5 per seasons at least.
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>>74860868
>>74860769
I've also noticed that FM gives you bazillion more FK highlights than there would be in real life but scale it down by making FK conversion completely horrid. That said, according to Eurosport FR, Juninho scored a direct FK every 10 tries when he was playing for Lyon (44 in 8 seasons). OTOH, Lyon also scored a lot of goals on set-pieces during that period even when excluding direct FKs.
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>>74860868
gtfm isn't too reliable, their stuff about training is outright wrong unless they've updated it
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>>74860940
Jesus that Juninho stat is unbelievable.

I've also noticed that there seems to be some hard coding with real players and set pieces. Van Der Vaart used to score a crazy amount of free kicks against me in FM10, Messi would score a lot of FKs in recent saves, and like you said Azpi was a really dangerous long thrower
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>>74861046
>Jesus that Juninho stat is unbelievable
Apparently he taught Pjanic how to take FKs when both were at Lyon. This season, Lyon hasn't scored a single goal on a direct FK. 45 matches in a row without scoring a single one.

And yeah, I've been on the receiving hand of Messi bailing out Jorge Jesus' Barcelona with a DFK. My tactic (3-4-3 Diamond) was kryptonite for their 4-4-2 w/ 2DM, one of the worst formations in FM17 due to WM tight marking FBs all the time. I had a very balanced match despite having vastly inferior player. Then Messi cleaned up the upper corner and that was the end of it.
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Hey guys, I have FM15, played over 1,000 hours with Villareal but feel like starting a new save.

Is this a good time to get FM17 since it's 50% off? Or just stick to fm15?

Thanks in advance for opinions
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>>74861342
Free WE of FM17, DL it, try it and see what you think.
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tfw the one player in all of china with good long throws won't play for me
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>>74861362
Awesome thanks. Do I still need to download skin/jersey packs and whatnot? And are there any other essential packs to download to avoid bugs?

I hear most people in the steam reviews section complaining that the game is broken.
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>>74861461
Retards in steam reviews always think the game is broken.
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>>74861461
>Do I still need to download skin/jersey packs and whatnot?
Yes.
>And are there any other essential packs to download to avoid bugs?
At the very least the license fix before starting a save.

>I hear most people in the steam reviews section complaining that the game is broken.
>>74837364
>>
my save is hard :(
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>>74837364
>>74861489
>>74861487
Awesome then, thanks guys. I'll play the hell out of it this weekend and most likely end up giving Miles his $25 ;^)
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>
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>>74861487
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>>74861581
...wut
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>>74861525
>this 90th minute winner
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>>74861581
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>>74861595
Retards cannot understand that bankrupting a club to sign players that other clubs don't want to sell is not a bug.
>>
>>74861595
People think that clubs accepting world record fees for their players is a bug
>>
>>74861629
>>74861651
I get what he thinks I just don't get how they can be so stupid as to think it's an exploit

They even say "the old" as if they've been doing it for years
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>>74861673
Because they probably only play for a couple of years and give up once regens start to appear
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>>74861673
Because these idiots play for 2/3 seasons max and never see the downside of it.
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>>74861673
Tbf this did work grand on FM for years. My brother plays like a pleb, and from FM10-15 (when I think they finally stopped it) he used to just play as Sunderland or someone, and stretch the £10m budget he was given to like £60m by using the 48 month thing, which let him sign a huge amount of players that he shouldn't have been able to sign.

In fairness, he'd use Genie Scout so this would always result in him eventually winning titles and stuff, so maybe he just never saw the problems it should have caused because of the increased revenue.
>>
>>74861685
>>74861687
Also prpbably only play as big EPL/La Liga teams so they get bailed out by tv money and CL money
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>>74861721
You mean EPL/SLL
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>>74861714
My brother refuses to even touch the game, claims that it is too complicated and a waste of time.

Doubt he'd fare well with a team other than his "beloved" Barcelona
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>>74861777
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>>74861777
>tfw watching my brother sign cheese every year, use Genie Scout, get obviously talented academy players and never play them, and pay £80m for a GK when he's a few years into the game and dominant
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>>74861790
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>>74861797
The GK is probably someone like >Pepe Reina
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>>74861837
It was Fruchtl from Bayern
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>>74861837
80M€ is what Primadonna costs according to P$G.
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>>74861342
>>74861516

Shit sorry for being a scrub again but do I really have to download each jersey pack separately? And pay Miles to download the big size logos and face pack???

I don't remember this much hassle/jewery when doing the backs for fm15.
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>>74861863
>Shit sorry for being a scrub again but do I really have to download each jersey pack separately?
I recall DLing a megapack somewhere. I honestly don't even play with kitpacks early on, I cared more about license fix (so that the German/Jap NT work and you don't have fake league/club names everywhere) and facepacks.

>And pay Miles to download the big size logos and face pack???
No.
>http://www.logo-world.net/tcm17-logos-fm17/
>https://sortitoutsi.net/graphics/style/1/cut-out-player-faces
Scroll down and get a torrent.


I suppose we really need to update the OP. Not that anyone reads it.
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>>74861856
what is he on
this is what they bounced back with
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>>74861931
When he did it, Fruchtl was at like 175 CA and was aged about 23
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>>74861931
He's one of the best GK prospects this year. Of course still behind -10PA Primadonna, but still potent. I'd say it's even pretty cheap.
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>>74861896
Got it, thanks for your help.
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>>74861896
Even the "out of date" stuff is still applicable to 99% of things.
Not saying its not worth updating but its perfectly fine if nobody can be bothered. Most people won't notice and ultra-autists should know where to get the most up to date stuff or how to fix it themselves. Realistically the links are just there for the casual autist.
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First time in over a year I've played my Gibraltar save and good God why did I stop
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Even in a simulation, he's a failure.
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heh
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>>74862607
Tell me that they flopped at the very least.
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I don't think this semen-slurping version of FM is for me guys
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dont think ive ever had more shots in a game
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>wants to discuss his need to move to a bigger club

Sweat.jpg
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>>74862696
what does that mean mate
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>>74863283
That they're not the dominant clubs in Spain anymore.
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I cannot fucking stand listening to people talk about our national team. Americans really are the worst, aren't we?

HURR DURR SCREW ELITIST EUROPEANS CLEARLY OUR SUPERIOR WAYS ARE SUPERIOR DESPITE NEVER EVER PRODUCING A WINNING CLUB OR COUNTRY SIDE LIKE EVER
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>>74863421
nope, madrid havent win the league in 16 years
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>>74863541
Can't pretend I read too many American opinions regarding their own national team but Klinsman sacking seemed a little harsh, thought he'd done a decent job
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>>74863585
He was doing a fine job, but our fans are self-entitled cunts who believe that Klinsmann was elitist because he rightly demanded our young players move to Europe and challenge themselves. The players are cunts too, the completely let Klinsmann down time and time again because he hurt their feelings by pushing them.


It's not a coincidence that like the 5 best players for the national XI all grew up in Europe. I love MLS, and I love what we're building in America, but we're nowhere near being able to cultivate talents like Pulisic and Wood. To suggest otherwise is asinine.

A guy on >reddit earlier today tried to tell me that our team wouldn't improve if Pep Guardiola or Jose Mourinho took over for Bruce Arena. Have you ever heard of Bruce Arena? He was quoted today as saying "I could learn just as much, if not more from Bill Belichick (Famous American Football coach) than I could from the manager of Manchester City", and people fucking believe him. Sad times.
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>>74863585
>>74863666
its because we dont give a crud
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>>74863666

Also don't even get me started on several prolific national team players, both mens and womens, having the AUDACITY to question the commitment of our dual national players.

Like, fucking hello? Our team is built on dual nationals. Our COUNTRY is built on dual nationals. Who the fuck can say that with a straight face? Drives me insane.
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>>74863550
>kaa valencia
>>
At least he's playing Pulisic as CAM
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>>74863840
At least you don't have Jiroo.
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>>74863666
Fucking this.

I miss Klinsmann so god damn much
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>>74861342
>create new steam account
>download FM17 in free weekend
>play in offline mode forever
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>>74863585
Klinsmann doesn't understand tactics. Arena wasn't the right solution, granted.
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If there's a combined WC between Canada, USA, and Mexico, do all three get automatic spots, or do none of them?
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>>74864056
what in tarnation
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>>74864091
You know, because our president is a piece of shit and all, some countries literally might not be able to attend a US-only WC assuming he becomes competent sometime between now and 2020.
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>>74864056
if all three are actually hosting a lot of matches, then yeah, I guess all three would
but I could see in practice that >we would get shafted, we'd get a few group stage games and nothing major, and no auto qualification spot, or something like that
that said, if USA and mexico weren't in the qualifiers, we would have absolutely no excuse, even less than usual, for not making it through
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>>74864056
Probably none, would certainly be cunty to give it to all or just one/two so I'd imagine nobody would get auto qualification.
Certainly Euro 2020 will see nobody getting automatic qualification and thats probably the nearest direct comparison.
Though flip side is Euro 2012 when both co-hosts got auto qualification but 2 isn't so bad, to auto qualify 3 seems a bit much.
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>>74864152
Yeah I agree now that I think about it, almost certainly none since we already only get 3.5 spots. But it will be 48 teams by that point, so who knows?
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>>74863666
>the completely let Klinsmann down time and time again because he hurt their feelings by pushing them.
This
Everyone besides Brooks and Pulisic looked like they didn't give a shit whether they won or lost after the copa.
The only issue I had with Klinsmann's leadership is that Michael Bradley was still being played as a cm where he always pushed forward, lost possession, and then didn't track back in defense.

>>74863757
It's just a ridiculous concept. If a player with a dual nationality wasn't committed to the team, they wouldn't have declared for the US. If they declare and a player has issues with their commitment and dedication to a nt squad, then he should talk to the manager about his selection in the future, not in public.

>>74864117
That would also assume that the cheeto in chief's legislation remains in place until a world cup in the USA happens.
His legislation didn't even last a month before being indefinitely paused, so it's unlikely to last until 2026+ when we could actually host one.
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>>74864187
>If they declare and a player has issues with their commitment and dedication to a nt squad, then he should talk to the manager about his selection in the future, not in public
They could always wait for him to try to extort money from one of his teammates.
>>
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
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>>74864187
>That would also assume that the cheeto in chief's legislation remains in place until a world cup in the USA happens.

You can't just take that for granted during the bidding process though. The 2026 cup will be awarded well before 2026.
>>
Whats a good Seire A team to play as? Want to be in the mix for Europe, but don't want easy mode
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>>74864259
Sassuolo.
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>>74864221
Is this in reference to your 2010 squad implosion?

>>74864230
I would say it's more likely that the 2022 World Cup is moved than the travel ban lasting to 2018, let alone 2026.
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>>74864259
samp of course
you have schick
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>>74864316
Not really.
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>Barca conceded 4 in the last 4 and missed out on the glory of single figure conceded total in an entire season
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>There are people who think Pulisic isn't the best American player not named John Brooks
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>the club you've taken over has 0 transfer budget and is already over its wage budget
>loads of awful players transfer listed and nobody wants any of them
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>>74865158
That's not really a difficult proposition.
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>>74865204
FM17?
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>>74865214
I agree, but as discussed earlier, there is a significant faction of American supporters that have an advanced case of retardation
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>>74865204
time for wheelin' 'n' dealin'
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I'm not fucking joking, I'm 1-0 up in the Europa League final and my striker just rounded the keeper and passed it back to the AMC rather than scoring

Oh and the AMC missed of course
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>59 shots
>5 goals
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>>74865248
yeah, the "play for a free for a while then get hooked on a save and pay us" shite
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>>74865611
Unless you manage in a garbage bin, propose for fee paying loans if you didn't disable first window budget. At the very least, propose for loan at full fee.
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>>74865158
You should know how I feel about that.
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>>74865443
Of course
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>>74865668
Oh yeah baby
>>
Landon Donovan's commentary is even worse than normal tonight with Arena's dick all up in his mouth
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>>74865651
I do manage in a garbage bin, but this seems to be working anyway. cheers
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>>74865204
>new Dunne# image
Yes.
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>Alen Krcic is among our most important players!
>Alen Krcic should be Not Needed
Make up your mind Milos.
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>Gibraltarian football
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>>74867819
Even I have a better leg than that keeper.
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>>74867842
>>74867819
Unfortunately, FM17 keepers don't do this kind of shit anymore. Seems some of Milos' claims have some kind, however faint and untangible, basis.
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>fucking up an attack this badly

we immediately scored on the counter too
>>
berate my tactics pls, i dunno what i'm doing

this is what my players are most familiar with
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>>74865611
can't you just play it in offline mode?
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>>74869117
>BWM in a two man midfield
>CM(A) behind AM(A)
Outside of that...
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>>74869122
Do you actually think it would be that simple, considering the antics SI went through to protect FM16 and 17 from piracy? Reminder: they went as far as putting worms into the image files of FM16.
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>>74869157
what should i change my midfielder roles to? bbm? dlp?
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>>74869875
>https://www.passion4fm.com/football-manager-player-role-combinations-duty-pairs/
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>>74869903
bless u
>>
>pink ball being used in play

this is rare right? i don't think i've ever seen a pink ball before?
>>
>>74871604
Prolly just a bug. I personally can't get FM to use orange balls, no matter what I put into the pre-game Editor. Winter balls are always yellow.
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>>74871709
nice. behold more rare ball.
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>>74871873
>no webms
son, i am dissapoint
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>>74871996
yeah sorry i dunno how to make those, i'm too dense.
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>>74872150
>>
it's pink again

>>74872204
teach me your ways
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>>74872229
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>>74872229
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what the hell am i supposed to do with my team for the next two weeks
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>>74872656
Arrange a friendly for match fitness, or/and make all your first team players available for Reserves.
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whats the likelihood of this guy developing into a goat striker? could get for 5m
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>7-1

This has honestly come out of nowhere. Took over in January after they lost 9 straight and have pretty much been scraping draws
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>>74872832
He looks very average (shit Work Rate tho'), so unless he has mad potential I can't see it.
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if i buy some shit player who has good personality, stick him in the reserves and have him tutor my regen "under his wing'', the regen will also get the good personality?
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>Club.Manager.2017
>Out.of.the.Park.Baseball.18
anyone try these yet?
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>tfw you haven't loss since the pink orb's introduction
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>found a player with 20 long throws and the ppm on a free transfer
>he's good enough/we're bad enough for him
Albino Fazio is my new waifu
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>>74873343
OOTP is really good but less polished than FM since it's pretty much a one man dev team
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>>74873456
>one man dev team

now i feel really shitty for torrenting it last year
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best team logo
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that feel
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>>74873884
nice
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>>74873969
>managing in bongland
not even 1ce
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>Player wants me to promise an increased contract to match an interested club
>Happily agree because he's been unhappy for a year and he's my best player with 2 years left
>Offer the contract which is accepted by the agent
>The player then fucking declines the contract
>A week later the player is unhappy my promise wasn't kept

FOR. FUCKS. SAKE
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>>74872656
take a trip to Thailand to up motivation levels
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is it a complete waste of time to train him to be a complete forward?
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>>74874351
I don't think it would do any Harms
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>>74874364
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>>74874364
might be robin him of his potential though
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Hi lads, been a while since I posted here but I just found this so ridiculous I had to come back to share it.

I just got sacked as Watford's manager in 2024/25 season for the crime of finishing 2nd... Oh and also getting to the final of the Champions League, beating Manchester United along the way 6-2 on aggregate. The Manchester United who have won it 4 times in the last 5 years and have won the league the last 7 years straight.

This came so out of the blue I couldn't just help but laugh for about 30 seconds straight, my minimum expectations for the season were CL qualification and CL quarter finals, I exceeded expectations for both so what the fuck. The most frustrating thing about all of this is I won't get to play the CL final match now which I would have almost definitely won as in this save if you can beat Man Utd you can pretty much beat anyone (I went P6 W6 in my CL group containing Juventus and Barcelona).

The only reason I can fathom for being sacked, even though it still makes no sense, is that I kept nagging the board to sign a worldie striker in January. I was in second then and they said they would sign him but they wanted to see an improvement on performance. How the fuck are you meant to improve on 2nd when United only lose 1 game all season anyway. They were being cheapskates anyway, he was available for 42mil and we had 100mil in the bank.

Thanks Miles, you ungrateful cunt.

tl;dr - Sacked as Watford manager for finishing second and getting to CL final.
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>>74874498
>>74874468
>being replaced by pep
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>>74874468
>>74874498
wew thats rough lad, its a good thing managers are never sacked unfairly in the real world or football would be considered a horrible, unforgiving world where you could be winning the title then getting sacked 6 months later or winning the CL then getting sacked 6 months later or getting sacked mere months after your appointment with little chance to make any changes.
Oh wait that does happen.
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>>74874540

>tfw cucked by Pep
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>>74874549

Ranieri, and my sympathies for him definitely came to mind after this happened.
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NO NO NO NO NO

FUCK

HE WASN'T EVEN THE ASSISTANT MANAGER FUCK SAKE
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>>74874498
Listen you absolute prick.
This happens all the time. ALL the time. in real football. And in LIFE.

There is no real loyalty. If you fail at a job you lose the job. So I guess it is lucky you aren't also employed as a 'whining and crying prevention officer' because you'd be out of the job day 1 you little pussy.

Are you a chink?
That is the only explanation. You are mad that there is no Chinese translation of the game, probably got sacked because your slanty eyes made it look like you were using inverted wingers and you got mad at the tactics not being what you set. Miles won't make a Chinese translation because chinks are disgusting apes.

Honestly, it is amazing that Miles has even included such realism in the game. He has never been fired because his job is making an immersive, realistic football management simulator, and he has done this every year for 20+ years without any missteps or mistakes. You should be thanking Miles for walking 'Miles' in the shoes of incompetent retards like yourself instead of keeping everything in his own reality where nobody makes mistakes and gets fired
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>>74874616
what?
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>>74874616
forgot pic

>>74874617
抱怨你
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>>74874631
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>>74874631
lol btfo
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>>74874631
top kek
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>>74874631
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>>74874631
im avenging you lad
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>>74874631
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>>74874844
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>>74874843
Thanks based Norway.

>>74874844
hahahaha amazing, almost takes away the pain. Cheers m8
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Kluivert
>killed someone while drunk driving
>let someone who stole two Van Gogh paintings hide at his place in Barcelona
>has been found to be in one million euros worth of gambling debts to a criminal gang who are under investigation for match fixing

just lock this cunt up jesus christ
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>>74874844
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>>74875008
>any of that
>bad
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>>74874631
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>>74875173
>that flag
>that opinion
lel
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>>74875245
born a meme, die a meme
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I can't even remember what I did to him.
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>>74875299
I had one of these going for about 4 seasons my last save, it was fm15 as well, maybe it's an fm15 bug
they were absolutely shit and we'd pound them 4 or 5-0 every time we played them, but somehow they kept getting promoted along with us. their manager would chat incredible shit before every game, before agreeing that the "feud was over" and watching his team get pounded.
I don't think I'd ever said anything negative about him
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>tfw im arsenal now
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>>74875493
#gudheimout
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>tfw bored of my Go Ahead Eagles save already

The only thing keeping me going is the fact that I made myself as a player and I want to see how my career goes. I recommend you all to do the same.
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Thank you for your service, Vitor
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>>74876010
almost as many trophies won as appearances
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BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME
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>>74875882

I add myself as a manager and give myself a waifu assman everytime.
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wtf i hate work permits now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkvfXZyCUDQ
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>>74876299
But if you make yourself as a player you can just become a manager after
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>>74876337
post kyle khan
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>>74876461
paid 500k for him, will probably multiply it if he develops half decently, currently "well suited to championship football"
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>>74876488
if it wasn't for that miserable OTB he'd be fucking deadly for counterattacking teams
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why the fucking are monaco so filthy rich
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>>74876884
1) Sugar Daddy;
2) Buy cheap young talents and sell them at every single transfer window;
3) Fee paying loans for these young talents.
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>>74876987
i do something similar, every january i get a few players on a free who's contracts are running out, put them on loan for a year or two, then sell for for profit at the end. pic is an example
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>Nottingham Forest
>Been in the Prem 4 years
>2nd season finished 9th
>3 other seasons they escaped relegation on the final day
>This season
>Spend almost the entire thing in the relegation zone
>On the penultimate matchday, draw at home to United
>If they win their last game, and if Sunderland and Swansea both lose, they'll stay up on goal difference
>Swansea lose 5 - 0 to me
>Check scores at half time (for my own selfish reasons)
>Sunderland up 1 - 0 at home to Southampton
>Forest down 1 - 0 at home to Newcastle
>Check again after the game
>Sunderland choked two goals in the last 20 mintues
>Forest scored twice to win
>3 great escapes in a row, 4 in 5 years, and 2 on goal difference

My respect for this simulated Darren Ferguson couldn't be higher. He is the ultimate slacker manager, doing the absolute minimum every season to ensure his job is safe. Godspeed, my friend.
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>Zinédine Yazid Zidane
He even sold Enzo this summer.
>>
Need some long throws routine advice

How many lads should I be throwing forward, right now I have 4 in the box, 1 outside and 3 back but I'm not sure if that's enough of an in the box overload for the long throw to work.
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>>74877210
all of them
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>>74877210
1 come short, 1 stay back, 1 edge of area.
Everyone else in the box. Trust me on this.
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More like Guangzhao Everton hehehehe

It's a preseason friendly but we're a tier below and they played their entire first team.

They're champions of asia so winning the CL might not actually be that hard
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>>74877019

He makes Sam Allardycini look like a bitch.
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>>74877134
>Claims by legendary striker Cristiano Ronaldo for a penalty
*Muffled TSSSUUUUU deep in the background*
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>>74877507
>Claims by legendary striker Cristiano Ronaldo for a penalty
top fucking kek. who else, really
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>>74877532
>Beaten in the air by a 18 JR Mexican
>"F-f-fooouuuulll!!!!"
Priceless.
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This is the best Chinese right wingback in the game lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyias_Browning
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>>74878007
>Declared for NT
Disappointing.
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lol
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>player is moaning that I won't let him move clubs
>he's on a fucking month to month contract and could leave whenever he wanted to
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>>74878205
Did you kidnap his mom?
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What do you do when you're facing a superior team and from the first 10 minutes alone you can feel a thrashing coming your way? Is there any way to mitigate this? I hate losing by more than three goals
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>>74878303
Depends of the quality of the team you're facing. If you cant escape, you could at least try to break a couple of legs.
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>>74878357
I'm managing a Europa League level team and I just took a 5-0 thrashing from the best team in my league, one of the best teams in the world. I just never know what to do when the floodgates open and tweaking my Team Instructions seems to do nothing
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>>74878303
set up the team to slow the game down with directionless short passing and time wasting
tell my attacking players to specific-mark their wide players
look away
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>>74878394
Generally, long rage shots and crossing offer the lowest conversion rate. But it won't save you in FM16 where crossing is ubiquitous, or if the team is vastly superior. As pointed out >>74878434, if your players aren't too shit technically you can waste time with side passes.
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>netherlands
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>>74877012
Sometimes I just mass offer trials to rejects from bigger clubs.
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Not a chance to get the job hun? I just, at the very least, want to mess with Katanec.
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Based Greece finished the first half with 34% possession and no shots
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>>74879651
watching Euro 2004?
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>lelgium
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>>74880077
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>74880125
>netherlels
>>
>>74880125
>>74880077
>The collective BeNeLux
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>>74880671
Luxembourg scored at least...
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>>74880152
>>74880671
>mfw
>>
We made LCIM cry
>>
when will we get a "stop heading the ball like fucking mongoloids" instruction
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>>74882052
Never. SI is more busy restricting and stiffening their tactics creator than the other way around.
>>
is there a way to set it so your u21s and u18s can select anyone that didnt play in the first team? without going through and right clicking them all, or having to set it each week, or putting them in the u21s permanently. just like some kind of setting hidden somewhere that you can just set and forget so the u21s/18s can pick from senior guys who didnt play for the first team that week
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>>74882159

You could technically make everyone in the first team available for those games, if they aren't in the matchday squad, they'll be picked for the reserve squad automatically.
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tribbed
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>>74882219
how, just right click them all?
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>>74882245

Yeah, select them all > right click > squad > available for u20 squad > etc etc
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>>74882224
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>>74882159
Ctrl+A, Shift+Click, Ctrl+Click allow you to select several players at once. You don't know your OS shortcuts?
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>>74882308
>>74882421
can you make your players train match fitness? i want my squad to be fit but i dont want to play them lol. half my squad is 50 percent match fitness
>>
Does a player revealing that I yelled at them after the match do anything?
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>>74882462
>Can I have my cake and eat it?
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>>74882477
not in my experience, no
so keep doing it
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>>74882477
Nope. Else, I would've been sacked every single time. Obviously don't blast them without a reason, but considering your reasons can be very loose...
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>>74882480
well yeah thats the idea. may aswell find an exploit if it exists
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>>74882514
It's called FMRTE or the in-game editor. Enjoy paying SI extra to cheat.
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save suggestion i need something relatively challenging bros
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my lads seem to choke the final games every season

how do i fix this
>>
>>74882477
No. People act like its disgraceful that the player has revealed this but personally I think it fires them up and shows passion, honestly doesn't bother me when they talk to the press about it since there is no downside, only possible upsides.
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>>74882669
It's never actually challenging. Netherlands, Portugal. You could go manage overseas. If you like retarded rules, there's always Belgium in FM17.
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>>74882669
>>
>>74882669

Estonia
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>>74877134
Fuck you Zidane, I want to finish 3rd, couldn't you just beat Shaktar FFS?
>>
>>74882698
The old one sounds fun, big difference from muh regen goats.

Someone should edit a team of every 34+ year old legend that currently exists in the game and see if they can win with it. pirlo gerrard ibra totti etc. would be interesting to see how it does
>>
>it's a "your next opponent was predicted to do well this year but are currently in last place, do you think you can beat them?" episode
fuck off

>>74882698
>The Judas
I like it
ideally if you were managing a decent-sized club that was still smaller than its local rival, like everton maybe.
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>>74882955
Or managing Vancouver while signing nothing but players from the PNW.
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>>74882955
>ideally if you were managing a decent-sized club that was still smaller than its local rival, like everton maybe
>Not playing with Paris FC
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>>74883000
edgy

but true
>>
>>74883055
>>74883000
You could try to manage in Canada.
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>>74883119
Why would I subject myself to this though.
>>
>>74883155
It would be challenging. You'd have to literally force yourself not to cut your veins as the save goes on.
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>>74883155
What about Canadian Soccer Club?
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>>74883173
I think the Croatian bookies are the ones that do the vein-cutting in the CSL.

>>74883177
The only acceptable Candian club to manage.

But then you have to manage in Uruguay.
>>
Sending my FM resume to the Dutch FA right now lads
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>>74883177
>The Canadian Soccer Club is a Uruguayan football club based in Montevideo. It is a newly founded club which plays in the Uruguayan Segunda División.

but why
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>>74883606
>Canadian S.C. was founded in late 2010 from the need of the community of Uruguayans living in Canada to have a team representing them back home
Keep reading the article Norbro, pls
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>wondering why my wage spending just soared
>see this
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>>74883662
are you over budget now?
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>>74883662
I'm doing a save where I move clubs a lot and the ai fucking loves giving all their players yearly rises and promotion rises
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>>74883702
No, I was around 25K under budget, and now some contracts have expired, so I'm 40K under budget, and I still have the transfer budget if I need to make adjustments. I'm glad I got rid of all those U19 contracts.
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just got a goal disallowed because one of my player was offside even though he didn't touch the ball or anything, thanks for this feature miles
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>>74883820
Did he move towards the ball?
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>>74883820
Your players should learn the rules.
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>need a pacy striker
>go looking for one that fits out financial constraints (0 transfer budget, -77 p/w wage budget)

>option A has 1 determination
>option B has 5 composure
>option C has 2 vision and 4 anticipation
and the rest are turks that would put me over my foreign player limit
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>>74883845
It's hard to tell, I think the problem was he was blocking the gk's view maybe. I ended up winning the game so I'm not too bothered
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>>74883915
If option A is young you could tutor him maybe otherwise they all sound pretty shit
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>>74883946
in theory yes, but all of these guys are complete shit and will be irrelevant in 2-3 years, I just need someone now
I already have these guys, but as you can see they're FUCKING wingers and clearly not cut out to be playing up front
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>>74884054
you could play option B in a more supporting role possibly depending on his other stats
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>>74883820
>implying you have to touch the ball in an offside position to actually be offside
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>>74884097
nah, those guys were all shit. pace and nothing else. I have a decent team overall but everyone's slow as fuck.
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>being on holiday during your own testimonial
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>>74884229
second time's the charm
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>>74884229
Louis?
>>
>Number 34 for number 34
Hughson just couldn't fucking help himself, could he.
>>
I dunno what hurts more, when you leave a club and they sell your darling regen for a pittance, or when you leave a club, they sell your darling regen for a pittance, and then go on to win the league and the CL anyway without him.
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TROLLOLOLOLOL
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USL is good fun lads, would recommend watching some of their games if you don't already
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBhFPYpX9WBxYRMGzqLjoMA
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>>74885272
>tfw >your team will never again be playing an away game against some shitters in the USA in front of 400 fans that isn't televised and is only available on the radio
kind of miss it 2bh
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>>74886498
Just saw a shot go out for a throw in.
Thought it only happened in FM desu
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>>74886590
Did you ever doubt that FM was realistic? Heresy!
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>>74886590
Jesus Navas did it like 10 times last season
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>>74886659
I wish grass in real life could echo the quality that FM has accomplished 2bh
>>
RENO GETTING BTFO OUT
>>
Running to 7-11, can I get anyone anything?
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>>74886966
Buffalo chicken taquitos, please.
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>>74886966
loads of sprite. going to force-feed it to my players in hopes it'll turn them all into messi
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>>74886812
Nice finish that
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>>74886966

Some breakfast sandwiches.
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The fucking pitchers mound a whole inch away from the touchline
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>>74887272
University of Nevada?
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>>74887317
Nah it's where the dbacks AAA team (reno aces) play
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>Winless Nesebar set new low
bbbbut one of those was a cup game that ended 1-1 and we won on penulties
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>>74887342
I was worried this meant the 51s still weren't in the league... I'm pleased to see they are.
>>
new
>>74888216
>>74888216
>>74888216
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>>74883915

Option A senpai.

Strikers need that composure, anticipation and vision. Determination not so much
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