>best at football >best basedball >best at basketball

>>74829959

You forget

>best at Olympics

which is most important

In before some pleb tries to claim that soccer is football

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>>74829959
>>best at hockey

>>74830197
Leafriend please.

>>74830028
If we gave a shit about soccer we would be kings in that shit too.

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>>74830197

>best at hockey

lmao your best hockey player is a greasy mejicaño

>>74830197
>>74830241
>leaves in charge of knowing anything about hockey
Gretzky was our best player

>>74830241
That sucks all your hero's are wannabe americans

>>74830240
absolutely gorgeous

>>74830252
>gretzky
>our
wew lad

>>74830240
Lundqvist can learn from those pads

>>74830247
>e-ehehe he's mocking me, must be triggurd
lmao
I don't think that many Canadians play in the British league anyway, m8

inb4 south americans come in here

>jajaja footsies
>jajaja *slurps up mud water*

>>74830197
>no stan lees in over two decades

shut your yapper

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>best at hockey
???

>>74830578
Captain Canada raised the Stan Lee last season

>>74830600
what is this shit?
we won iihf juniors this year

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>>74830600
do you think america could even beat pakistan in the world cup of hockey? asking for a friend

>>74830629
the results of the hockey world cups

>>74830645
no

>>74830197
oh lol

>>74830659
>the hockey world cups
FIH is a meme, the only international competition that matters is the olympics and IIHF. I doubt any NHL players would even attend that.

>>74830261
Gretzky's best years came with the Los Angeles Kings

Besides, I believe it was >Leafs who traded away the greatest hockey player of all time for $15 million right?

>>74830683
>Gretzky's best years came with the Los Angeles Kings

literally wat

>>74830704
GODzky is ours now fuck off

>>74830718
I'm not even sure if we're even talking about the same sport at this point

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>>74830704
>Stage 1: Denial

The average Minnesotan male is better at hockey than the average Canadian male

If you were to theoretically open a Minnesotan phonebook and pick 6 guys at random and do the same for Canada the Minnesotans would win 4 out of 5 times

>>74830730
>pedosota

>>74830672
>IIHF
>International Ice Hockey Federation
i don't see how they're relevant to a discussion about hockey

reminder the state of North Carolina has infinitely more Stanley Cups this century than Canada

>>74830830
As does Pennsylvania, Detroit, L.A. Boston, Florida I mean the list just goes on. Canada just has no clue how a professional sports team is run.

>>74830830
>more Stanley Cups this century than Canada
That's embarrassing

why did only leafs get triggered

>>74829959
>best at football
that's the germans ain't it

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>>74830730
>phonebook

>>74830197
>>74830241
>>74830645
When was the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup?

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>>74835323
>m-muh CLUB TEAMS

every time

>>74830730
but why is Norway not better in ice hockey then?

>>74830730
holy shit this actually made me laugh, south ontario alone is responsible for probably around half the NHL's players. fucking white areas in the states, people think they gods gift to sports then promptly get BTFO

>>74829959
>none is a real sport

>>74835323
1993 lol

Canada hasn't won anything in 25 years lol pathetic

>>74830240
>score board says 20 to 14

I'm sure that's when the competition was held but damn it still makes me laugh to think how shitty the defense would to be to get a score like that

>>74835270
They're fragile when you point out that they haven't had a Stanley parade in two decades

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>>74829959
>>best at turnleft

>>74829959
Wow, truly incredible. How can the rest of the world even compete?

Oh wait, they don't compete because they're too busy playing sports that anyone outside of burgerland actually gives a shit about.