Official thread for countries who are the best at their national

>England need not apply

>>74829901
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CRUMPETCuCKS BTFO

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Rugby

>>74829901
absolutely BTFO

>>74829901
OOOH MYYY

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Lime Sucking

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What part of the United States of America are you lads from?

Will Canada be able to hang with us after the NHL disallows their players in the Olympics?

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Rice eating

>>74830127
I don't think so we're taking over that shit too.

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>>74830127
makes maple syrup

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Canadian reporting.

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Finland

>>74830627
Could the US ever hope to beat the finns in pesopalo?

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>>74830658
US and rest of the world can always try. US having WC team first time this year.

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>>74829794
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>>74830691
omfg where the fuck can we watch this

>>74829923
You can stay. Lel

Someone post a comparison between the best basketball player from a foreign country, and make a comparison to Michael Jordan.

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>>74830712
Come and see. Build your own team and join.

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>>74830119
Detroit.

>>74830884
But I mean will it be televised? Will there be streams up for it? Will we be able to watch it together and shitpost benises in gamethreads?

>beat some literally who

>W.. we're The best

>>74831042

t. "Did you see Rooney's Legendary hat trick against Cyprus?"

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>>74831027
No streams I think

>>74831166

but how does the batter hit the ball if he's outside the range of the pitcher and catcher?

Posting, shitposting doesn't make it untrue.

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>Create shitty sports nobody else plays
>WE ARE THE BESTEST EVER!!! WORLD SERIES USA NUMBER ONE!!

>create sport everybody plays
>lose to fisherman and dentists in front of millions

>>74830127
>>74830446

isn't canada's national sport lacrosse?
we're beating you in the world championship for that 9-3

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>>74831189
>create sport everybody plays

That feel when America will never do this

>>74831166
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74831184

Japan, South Korea, Dominican, Cuba, Venezuela, Taiwan, Mexico are all baseball playing countries.

I know it sucks to suck in sports you popularized, bro.

Actually I don't :^)

>>74831184
The English invented boreball.

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I mean, just imagine

after graceful braces against the likes of literal who's from Russia and slovakia, and barely beating sheep fuckers who live right next to you, you get outplayed by a team of people who work on orthodontia

>>74831189
pretty sure their national sport is pakipaddle

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>>74831174
Pitcher toss ball at least 1 m over his head.

>>74830795
Tim Duncan?

>>74831208
his pic wasn't even referencing baseball you autist

>>74831215

>rounders is baseball
>british """education"""

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>>74831208
>Beat a bunch of malnourished communists and gooks who are awful at any physical sport
>Many of whom don't even view boreball as their national sport

>>74831233
he must be an oxford man

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>>74831233
The idea that baseball is an American sport that evolved from rounders has not been the historical consensus for a while.
>the city of you

>>74830884
>>74831166
i unironically find your style of baseball more entertaining than ours, finn, i must say

>>74831235
i shed a tear to this gif

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>>74831235

Baseball is a top 3 sport in all those countries, and firmly number 1 in Japan, Cuba, Dominican, and Venezuela.

Also: top baseball countries more Olympic medals than top cricket countries.

You have no excuses. All you have to do in cricket is beat a bunch of actual malnourished Indians and Pakis and a former colony.

>>74831254

Tennis originated in France, but you codified it, improved it and popularized it.

Same regarding baseball and the US. The game in that pic is similar in concept but obviously totally different to the modern game.

>>74831235
>be England
>lose in the World Cup every time
>get Allahu Akbar'd in front of Parliament
>largest city is lead by an ISIS sympathizer
>police state
>sporting culture is grown manchildren running around beating each other up and singing gay nursery rhymes all day

>>74831285
>Be US
>Get shot in every day life
>Country is led by a mentally ill celebrity
>police state
>Sporting culture is watching adverts and eating food

>>74831323

>be britbong
>get detained for eating pie at a game

>>74831329
>Be yank
>Get shot for being at the game

>>74831281
>>74831254
since we're talking about the origins of baseball, i'm just going to plug one of my favorite old-school conan o'brien skits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkSZGXmuvIo

>>74831323
>Country is led by a mentally ill celebrity
Obama left in January tho

>>74831371

Lol.

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>>74831281
Just because modern baseball is different to how it was 300 years ago, doesn't mean it's not still baseball. Sports evolve over time.

senpai at a certain point senpai it just becomes a new sport, usually a cultural thing. England didn't create baseball, they created rounders or whatever, baseball evolved from it but it's an entirely different sport

there are tons of forms of football/rugby, they're all different sports in each country even though they all evolved from some sort of football type games in europe

>>74831408
>Sports evolve over time.

Then they turn into new sports. Why are the English so desperate to claim ownership for everything? It's a little desperate tbqhwy.

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snow planks

>>74831533

Always a good feeling to be the best at your national sport, eh Norway?

>>74831542
feels good man

>>74831533
>>74831575
>not even absolutly dominating women's cross-country while Kowalczyk was still young
>le asthma face

also

>being 4th (FOURTH) best in the world in your national sport, the one you have invented, ski jumping

>>74830119
Scioto

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England: 1
ROW: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>>74831737
It's like the rest of the world aren't even trying

>>74831235
>Beat a bunch of malnourished communists and gooks who are awful at any physical sport
why can't you do this in sokker?

>>74831235
Actually many of those countries near the latter stages do.

>>74831408
Wow, another sport you invented and can't win at. top kek

>>74830119
P-puerto rico

>>74832035
But we have a world title in baseball. You don't have a world title in any of our sports

>>74830119
Adirondack reporting in.

>>74832045
We won more meme WC titles than you and we just won the WBC. We also have a gold medal from the Sydney Olympic games.

>>74832045
>our sports

You do realize in order to own a sport you actually have to be good at it right?

>>74832055
Oops I just read "our" when I thought it was "your"

I was about to say, wtf you on about? Disregard my post.

>win a WC title when no one else is good
>still brag about it

lol

>>74832063
I know, your fellow Americans are an embarrassment

>>74832045
Your only meaningful title was 50 years ago and has more asterisks than Belichick. Since then you've done worse than us in "your sport" while being unable to field a team in any of our sports.

>>74832045

Boxing? Tennis? Rugby?

>>74830119
Salt Lake

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hello is this the finland thread :DDD

>>74832252
Since soccer isn't your #1 sport, you are welcome.

>>74832252

You are the best at Pesapello, so you are welcome :DDD

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>>74831369
>Be yank
>Get to shoot

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Grape crushing

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roo fucking

>>74833915
Is losing wars to birds your national sport?

>>74834428
Yes, this is

>>74829901
wew

btfo

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>>74829794
Litrball