>that friend who always offered to get the ball when it ended

hmmm

> the lad that lived near the 5 a side pitch who youd all go round and his mum would give you food

>that 'friend' who you would run off from and leave him on his own in the middle of nowhere

hehehehe

>>74794999
>the 5 a side pitch

Is this even english?

>>74795018
youre not even english

>>74794975

>that kid that had a vacant lot next to his house for touch football
>his mom always has pallets of Gatorade from Costco on the ready for everyone

And now I live in a 300sqft cuck box across/above the back alley from bostons premier gay bar. Kill me

>>74795018
Yes, perfect english

>>74795054
heh, sick burn Nigel but don't forget the call to prayer.

>>74795018
Its a field that accommodates a 5v5 soccer match.

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>>74795419
>pallets

>>74795018
>speaks English
>can't recognise English
>is American
getting really sick and tired of you lads tbqh

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>>74794975
>tfw always passed first in basketball, hockey, and soccer to hide for my middling athletic abilities

Anyone else do this? I no longer get picked near the end. Now I get picked in the middle and guys like playing with me.

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>that pe teacher that would let you use the gym during lunch

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>>74795470
>lads
speak english you dumb fucking paki

>>74794999
The fuck

>>74794999
>The City of England

>>74795538
alright don't shoot DeyQuawn

translated to your native ebonics, he said he be getting real tired of you dooz mayne

>>74795667
>>74795711
what's weird about that?

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>>74795891

>>74794975
>that friend who owned the ball and always finished the game suddenly when his team was losing

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>that kid who got hurt and cried

>>74795992
>that girl that insisted on playing with the guys then got hurt

>shoot some kid's football against a tree
>ball was old and shitty, it popped
>whatever, tell mom to buy him a new ball because I broke it
>mom buys a basketball
>"what's the difference a ball is a ball"
>whatever I don't like the kid anyway, give him the ball
>"I can't play with this REEEEEEEEEE"
>all my friends laugh because they don't like him either
>next day his mom comes over to demand a real football
>our moms fight a little, no we're not buying another ball
>his mom storms out and leaves behind the basketball
>I get to have the basketball and the kid is forever mad at me

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>that kid who took his ball home at dinnertime leaving us with no ball

>>74796141
top kek

>>74795929
>not ending the game immediately after taking the lead and declaring victory

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>that kid that always brought a ball to school even though it messed up his schoolbooks

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>>74796141
appropriate pic

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>that kid who for some inexplicable reason you hated so everytime you played football you tried to break his legs with violent studs up sliding tackles

>>74795459
>His mom didn't shop at Costco and Sam's club

>>74796215
Yeah my mom was at fault so I felt kinda guilty but also not really because the kid was way too happy and smug with me breaking his old ball and getting a brand new one.

>>74794975
that friend was me

i just wanted to help out

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>>74795538
>speak english you dumb fucking paki

not sure what it is about dismissively calling Brits Pakis that so funny

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>that guy who invented retard tier rules such as 3 yellow cards

>That one kid who sucked terribly but would always bring a brand new ball every few months so we gladly tolerated playing with him

Somethings one can only experience growing up in a place like South Africa.

>that new kid who offered to get the ball from the neighbors backyard to make friends
>nobody told him about the neighbor's dog
>kid ended up getting 10 stitches in the thigh

>that one kid who was so fucking good with his dribbling that the other team would always go home visibly angry after getting nutmegged throughout the whole game
fucking hated that kid, but had to admit that he was skilled

>that one kid who thought c. ronaldo was better than messi
lamo

>>74796604
you have to go back

>>74796141
Mum logic basketball.

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>>74795419
>pallets of Gatorade from Costco
americans, everyone

> go to the pitch
> the cartel hanged and beheaded a rival narco in the goalposts
> can't play
> they don't even leave his wallet

>>74794975
That retarded kid who couldn't play football who used to bring a ball to be allowed to play.

>>74795493
>tfw always one of the first to get picked in football not because I'm good with the ball, I'm awful with it, but I'm good at defending and a pro at murderball when it comes down to it

>>74796757

It was the best when they did leave the wallet, though

>>74796757
F

>>74796757
>>74796782
are you guys memeing or does this shit actually happen?

>>74796812

m8...

>>74796812
Every other week fampai

>that kid who would bring goalie gloves but never stood in goal

>>74796829
I mean we have Mexico as a neighbor so i can no longer tell whether Narco murder stories are real or just made up

>>74796812

>he never played with a severed head instead of a ball!

>tfw cousins and brothers were sissy cucks that would usually rather not play than lose or deal with a little pain
Shit sucked desu

>>74796772
hello david luiz

>>74796985
But Luiz is good with the ball and awful at Defending. If anything I am more like Pepe.

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you jelly sp?

>>74797040

i knew things were bad in texas but jesus...

>>74797040
of?

>>74797050
>>74797100
Thats a legendary football, Americlaps just wouldnt understand the feels that come up when seeing one of those.

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>>74797040
>HP Pavillion DV5 from 2008
>Windows Vista ready sticker
>AMD Athlon X2

Damn mane.

>>74794975
>that friend with longest arms and legs when ball got stuck under some fucking van parked nearby

>>74795508
>that pe teacher that would let you choose which sport do you want to play and skipped gymnastics and shit

>>74794975

>that rich fat kid who always had the 200 euro real boots, full kit with badges and his name on the back and a 70 euro champions league ball

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>playing football at recess in the winter
doesn't get any comfier than that

>>74796812
I know it happened a few years ago in Mexico (it's used to leave a message in narcocities), but cartels are not that powerful in the south cone (yet).
Finding corpses in public playgrounds is a popular myth here, but never heard of it actually happening

>>74797040
Nice anon, glad to see my thread in a pic like that

>that spoiled brat who got perfect adidas football from parents but was afraid of playing with it on concrete because it could get worn
>tfw no grass anywhere, just asphalt and concrete

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>losing 8-0
>next goal wins lads
>win

>>74797040

t. Chilean Aristocrat

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> First match after a friend died.

>that kid who is getting the ball from neighbours yard, trying to break 100m sprint world record, while you are distracting the dogo argentino hoping ambulance won't be needed today

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>>74797317

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>>74797040
>pc del mineduc
top kek

>>74797246
>playing a match against the other groups
people died during those games.

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>>74796757
>>74796782
>>74796838

> our team has the ball
> narcowar shooting bursts out in the publig playground
> everyone face down
> narcos leaves
> "we had the ball"

>Getting kicked off the court because the older kids arrived

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>>74797764
> be the nerd team
> this happened to us all the time
> grown up
> tfw we end up doing the same to the young kids
> mfw they chose me to kick them out

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>>74797040
>windows vista

>>74797764
>be 12
>make it on school's 3rd soccer team
>make friends with nigerian-bro
>at lunch
>nigerian bro invites me to play with him
>14 year old CHIs are on that side of the soccer field
>they tell me to get my white ass out
>tfw nigerian bro was really sad
>tfw just wanted to play soccer with nigerian bro

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>>74797757
i was watching this at the exact same moment i saw your post
https://youtu.be/4ArjlPAU_X4

>being part of the best hs team your school ever had
>make the finals of ofsaa
>prom the night before
>all get shit faced
>all play hungover
>*win the game*

Shit was based.

Got laid at prom and after the final and was a virgin just before prom.

I actually saved the ball off the goal line in the last minute of the match and became a hero for it.

Still the greatest moment of my life.

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>that kid who got the hardest kick
>always gives no mercy and kick as hard as he can even when he's one on one with the goalie

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>have only decent baseball on the street
>go home for dinner
>take bat with me despite protest and promises to give it to me at the bus stop tomorrow

>playing 5v15 against the kids in the grade below you

>>74798583

>Soccer "Hero"
>Canada

lad..

>that tomboy that always played footy with the gang
I remember once a friend we always called a faggot fell face-first into her ass. We all high 5ed him after

>>74796213
hey i finally found one for me

>>74798970
literally me and it felt good every single time

>>74796686
Just play tough dude. That always works in my country. That's why we don't have technically gifted players, they were broke at the age of 12.

>>74796492

How old are you now?

>>74796772
Well done felipe melo. I'm proud of your skills.

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>>74794975

>tfw used to love climbing onto the school roof and under cars/vans to get lost footballs

When your absolutely shit tier at the sports ya gotta make yourself useful

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>>74799187
This is "our" tomboy today, 8 years later.

>>74796549
>this is funny for people with QI bellow 50

>>74799207
i hate you

>>74797040
That's a typical child ball here, the best one for street football. Way better than the ones I had at the school (made woth socks cause the teachers for somewhat reason dont like the children playing with real balls and breaking classrooms windows).

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>that one kid who would always bring his sister
>used to make out with sister when i would go to the restroom
>his mom was some sort of spic and would make great fucking food like fried banana with eggs avocado and black beans

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>That neighbour who would always chuck balls back over the fence when you accidently hit/kicked them over

>>74799275
Our neighborhood tomboy is unironically a model right now. I'm not even making this shit up

>>74797276

Is the South Cone dangerous? Like I've heard countries like Chile and Uruguay are even pretty damn dangerous. Let alone Argentina.

>>74798970
Whats wrong? Of course you kick hard, you want to score...

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>>74799379
Ours too.

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>the chad that would force you to look at his dick and then call you gay

>>74797040
i thought i was poor

>>74798224

How old are you now, Anon?

>>74799413
>>74799379
>>74799275
>having a neighborhood tomboy

Where the fuck did you people live? I swear it was virtually all boys in my neighborhood growing up

>>74799447
>>74799447
>>74799447
>>74799447
>>74799447

>>74799522
>tfw you tackle a girl and slide on her ass
You missed out senpai

>>74799522
I don't know, she was weird and always just tagged along with us.
I regret not becoming real friends with her now desu.

>>74799380
It's as dangerous as any third world place. Nothing too extreme, we don't have mass shootings, terrorist attacks and so far we are only a sell point of drugs, (production being very low and in extremely poor places). I'm 24 and I've never been robbed, it's up to you to not get into dangerous situations.

>>74796812
t. Nathan "Nate" Peterson from the Columbus, Ohio suburbs, age 20

>>74799710
>24
>still on 4chan, blogging with other autists
kek, nice "life"

>>74799761
Nigga it's over midnight monday, what should I be doing? watching argie tv? complaining about politics in facebook?

>>74799758
I live in Manhattan you abortion survivor.

>>74799538
didn't you guys ever play the penis showing game?

You try to show your penis to the other guys in the lockerroom and if they look at it you get to kick the shit out of them and call them gay. There were points for showing your penis off in different ways and each point was worth a kick.

One day though a dude showed everyone his fully erect dick and that shit was not cool how can you be that gay.

>that kid that you know is good but doesn't look the part so you pick him in the 5th round after you stockpiled on the known talent and he ends up fucking shit up and you create a super team

>>74799839
Kek i rest my case, Blake

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>>74799918
Kek. Er... no, we never played that.

.

>>74799839
where, in the sewers?

>being 9-12 going to high school football games in Texas on Friday nights
>get a group of kids together to challenge a similar sized group of kids from the other town to play tackle football on whatever grassy area we could find next to the bleachers

Me
>that kid doing the scouting and negotiating to set up the games

>>74800177
No, MiMA. And before you sperg, its unironically because my uncle pays for it, not me.

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>That kid that wore Jordans to every PE class even when they weren't playing basketball
That kid was me

>>74800265
wtf, your uncle put up in a place in manhatten. is he touching you?

our sport of choice in elementary school was recess, and a full-blown race-war broke out on the field

whites/everyone else v. mexicans. We cheated like fucking crazy and then some kids started fighting and we had an assembly about racism. I popped out because faggot spics insisted we cherry bomb, even though that's the most barbaric way of kicking the ball

>>74800475
was kickball*.

Im tired famalam

>>74800475
In grade school I brought vodka to school multiple times in one week. One day I made the mistake of letting the asian kid drink. These black kids would fight each other almost all the time, but this resulted in the vice principal, who was breaking up the initial negro fight, to find my drunk asian friend drinking under the slide.

Long story short, don't trust minorities. I'm hispanic but I get to check that box WHITE on the census eat my ass niggers.

>>74800143
>soggy biscuit

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>when you handballed it to stop the tryhard kid from scoring and he would rage quit the game

>mom is American and takes us from saudi to the US to study.
>get into elementary school in redneck middle of no where Florida.
>finally pe coach let's us play soccer.
>outplay everyone on the field. >Recess about to end and I kick the ball hard into the woods missing completely.
>white redneck kid comes up into my face and starts yelling at me calling me "hotshot"
>"NICE GOING HAAAWT SHAAWT"
>I'm getting sad now cause I'm the new kid with no friends.
>go to bathroom alone and cry because I thought I'd make cool Bros who liked soccer after I showed my skills.

>>74800418
Nah, just a successful Private Equity guy. Hes married anyway and i wouldn't be surprised if he has a mistress.

>kid was bullying the other one in 6th grade
>touch football one recess
>bully keeps chirping the other kid
>bully gets the ball
>tackled by the kid who he was bullying
>throws like 4 punches straddling the kid on the ground
>bullied kid gets up and walks to the prinipals office on his own
>mfw no one defended the bully, and he ended up being a cunt later on in high school too

why are people named colin such faggots? never met a good one

>>74801449
It's not a Christian name

>>74795538
Lol

>that kid who went after the kid who was on the floor already
that was me just once, and still among the many regrets i have.

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>>74799358
>that neighbor who wouldnt return the ball after it went into their yard

>that kid who would always dive
>got penalties even when he was in his own half because his mum was the teacher

little cunt

>>74799404
Placement > Power

>>74799275

post feet

>>74803149
you should have killed him

>>74796141
>what's the difference a ball is a ball

it's shit like that that justifies beating mothers

>>74796757
ahahahahahahahah

>>74797276
>cartels are not that powerful in the south cone (yet).

and they won't be, it's the same reason why the aztecs never conquered the Inca

>that kid that would kick the younger kids ball outside of school to get them to leave the pitch, and then refuse to go get it
me desu

>>74799355
She was ecuatorian

>>74797040
underage b&

>>74799187
if you fell on ur tomboy's ass she would break your teeth. Not an exaggeration and I am talking elementary school ages.

>>74799918
are you this poster?>>74799522

>>74796557
hahaha, I was that kid

>>74800604
you 're a bro
I remember doing that twice in a game ( at least, there might have been more games).

>>74799185
More played than hockey where I grew up ( Greek town )

My school didn't even have a hockey team.

>the gay kid whose penis tasted of watermelon

>>74797363
Relatable, I once broke a lady's window

>>74803338
ALLEZ LES HABS!

>At primary school (like 8/9 years old)
>Ball goes out of school gates
>Literally take 2 steps outside to get it
>2 girls grass on me to a teacher
>Lunchtime detention

Cunts!

>tfw the teacher confiscated your ball because you kept passing it between your mates under the table during class

>>74803363
The girls at my primary school got Gameboys AND football banned because they were 'distracting us from lessons.' I'm still salty about it to this day.

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>tfw always picked first even though the popular kids hated me because I was so much better than those losers
I'm glad the jocks in my middleschool actually sucked at football, I was 2 years younger than everyone because they made me skip classes but was never bullied because of my superior athletic skills

>>74803398
>You can get this back at the end of the day

>Some lunchtimes I couldn't be bothered playing
>Would stand behind a goal and talk to other mates not playing
>If anyone got a shot past the keeper I'd jump in and try and save it
>Shout "DENIED" when I did

Caused so much rage it was hilarious

>>74803402

Literally everything got banned at my school

>Mate was showing another kid his pokemon cards
>Teacher comes along
>"Whose cards are these?!"
>My mate panics and says they are the other kid's
>Teacher tells the other kid he can get them back at the end of school
>He did and my mate lost all his cards

>>74796557
Suddenly in the place where I lived, a handball inside the area was awarded a corner kick, not a penalty

>>74794975
>>kids always bullied me in elementary school and middle school
>>got really good at running because always running away from people
>>good enough at running that in HS was a top flight track runner
>>scholarship to a small D1 school
>>college got me to break the cycle of poverty in my family, have a good job now, making good money, all those kids that picked on me are either college dropouts, never went to college, or are up to their eyeballs in debt, while I'm debt free

Thanks for the full ride faggots. Enjoy your poverty and never leaving your hometown. Anyway, never played team sports in school.

>meet up for a game after school
>7 on one team, 8 on the other
>nobody brought a ball because we can't afford it
>decide to play anyway and maybe we 'll find a ball as the game progresses
>flip a coin to pick goals or ball
>that kid who would always shout "hey, that was mine, it fell from my sweatpants!"
>the kid with the coin would reply with "no it didn't, I hid it from the tax collector!" or "nuuh, I stole it from a german"
>we ask the kid who flipped the coin what it came
>he would always say it was the result that gave first choice to his team, since the coin was imaginary
>ask dutch neighbour if he can "lend" us his 5 year old child's ball
>ball ends up on official school equipment and the kid who gave it to the teachers was given an honor award by the end of the year
>start playing
>we are all diving, kicking, punching, since we intentionally did not call the kid with the actual skills, he would just make us nervous and jealous and sad
>suddenly the earth shakes
>"EARTHQUAKE"
>we all lie belly-down, despite the fact we are in an open space with no buildings surrounding us, which is 90% of HELLAS since nobody restored anything from previous earthquakes and floods
>earthquake ends
>"we had the ball"
>"no we had the ball"
>fight ensues
>parents sue the municipality for not alerting riot police as soon as we gathered to play

I'll be honest, some of these stories don't ring true.

>>74803429
>There was a ban on casers because weedy kids cried when they got in the way of our shots
>We were given replacement balls deemed suitable by teachers
>Those 50p plastic ones or SPONGE
>SPONGE
>In revenge, we soaked the balls in toilet water and pissed on them and hurled them at the weedy kids
>All football banned for two weeks

>>74803349
Nope. Toronto.

All my teammates were Greek mostly except me and most of the back line (big ass Serbs)

>>74803455

>Tfw got detention for kicking the ball too hard

>>74803456
haha

theres more than one greektown in Canada? I hope they 're not all cunts like the other guy's in Quebec

>play for the u21 at a (at the time) league 2 club
>they get relegated to non league
>make drastic cuts to the infrastructure, loaned all the u21s out to some semi professional garbage teams
>tell us they can no longer afford to keep anything besides the first team
>scrap the academy and the u21s
>i ended up playing for glapwell town fc after looking promising to play league2 football
>played one season in this shit division and quit
>2 seasons later my old club gets promoted to league 2 again
>brings back the youth infrastructure
>mfw

feels cucked lads

>>74797421
>teaming up outside of school and playing against other school that was in the same building as ours

25-25 games where you barely ever had the ball but people did die indeed

>>74803429
They banned Pokemon cards in my school so people had to trade in the toilets.

>>74803498

I'll take the odd school shooting over 1984-tier shit like that bro, the fuck is wrong with you guys

>When you kick the ball and happen to hit the hue monkey immigrant's face with you foot because he wanted to be fancy going for a header when the ball is at knee level

>>74803508
mate they banned bottle lids at my school

>lunch break
>footballs were banned because school was based next to a main road
>no field
>we improvised by briging tennis balls and using 2 drainpipes as goalposts
>dinner ladies banned tennis balls
>we started using bottles instead
>we got called into the headmasters office and told if we do it again we get excluded
>start using bottle caps instead
>dinner ladies ban bottle caps and every drink you bought in the canteen came with the lid taken off

i love being english

>>74794975
Literally me. Was like a monkey when I had to climb things.

>>74803510
I hated when my mates at school used their heads to control the ball at knee level. Sometimes they would use their shoulders as well.

>>74803524
That explains your shitty players, honestly.

>private school
>every day has some club activities that you can do right after lunch
>chess club 2 times a week
>computer club 2 other days a week
>parents think it's a programming course
>all we do is play multiplayer jedi outcast 2 and half-life

>>74803721
Look at this fucking nerd.

>>74803721
who let you out of your locker, nerd?

>>74803733
>>74803738
I was >>74803405 aswell so suck it.

>>74797244
underrated post

>that kid who was really shit but didn't mind playing in defence

Oh wait that was me.

>>74803787
*hugs*

>>74803787
That was me too.
Or goalkeeper.

>>74800794
You were better off learning Real Football my friend

>>74803338

Strange.

I had a lot of friends on the soccer team, and although they were good, and won the championship or something, no one really cared except players.

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>that nerdy kid who hit a bicycle kick and scored

>>74803801
I'm a manlet, I couldn't even play as a goalie.

>>74803787
tfw I was the fat kid who always voluntarily picked defence. I can also count the amount of goals I scored through highschool on one hand.

>that kid who is mostly shit but would make the most decisive of plays when it really mattered

and one that's me :
>that kid who is your best friend but will never play football in the same team because incidentally you both are either the leaders or picked first in every game

>>74794975
>always play goalie because I'm fat

>>74803787
I wasn't shit, but I never saw field, so I was always defending whenever we had big groups.

>>74803463
Greeks in Toronto are absolutely based.

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>this kid who would climb every tree to get the ball back

>that kid who was the best at football, even played in local youth teams against Milan and PSG and Ajax but broke his knee twice at age 18

he could have easily played in serie B right now, life sucks

>>74803882
One time we had three balls stuck in the same tree after trying to free the first one that got stuck.

>>74803910
>the germans are an industrious people

Would you guys go back if you could? You wake up tomorrow and its 1998, would you be down?

>that kid who wanted to be the goalie and was so good at it that he was always first pick because it was a free win to have him

>>74803942
To relive some matches with friends? Nah, I didn't even like football

>>74803274
because?....
south cone was populated with mapuches and charruas btw

>>74803942
My life is going well. Got a job, have a nice relationship with my family, and lots of good things going on.

Those years are still the happiest I have had so far, though. Sign me up.

>>74799275
Our neighborhood tomboy literally works as a trucker

>>74803524
> footballs
> tennis balls
> bottles
> bottles caps

If you had used a plastic bag and go full "moon football" as a last resort you would had full bingo from my slum school.

>>74803942
In a heartbeat.

>>74803986
under the Inca empire, who introduced their lingua franca, Quetchua

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>that kid with the great big cock
It was me

>>74796737
>>74795459

What's wrong?

>that muslim friend in your football team that had no foreskin so he would pull yours as a prank in the shower

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>>74804064

>that kid that ironically touched everyone's ass and start masturbation contests and 10 years later comes out as a fag

>>74803882
>Not trying to get it down with another ball
>That ball would get stuck up there as well
I told them it was a retarded idea

>be at a birthday party in 2002
>a guy comes by with a ball
>OH MY GOD IT'S A FEVERNOVA
>everyone leaves the party to go play

When we were 9 there was a kid called Timon in our class. His parents were poor and he used to find alternative methods to kill time at home I guess, because one time he decided to introduce the 'marmot' game. He would pull down our pants and push his thumb up our ass

>>74804108
more like forevernopaydenbts

>>74803942
Can I come back if/when I've had my fill of nostalgia? Then maybe.

>that kid that was bullied and spent his time crying in the bathroom while the others played football

that was me

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>the kid that went too far playing murderball vs the younger kids during lunch
>kicks one in the head and gives him a concussion
>no more ball games
>resort to throwing rocks at each other for fun

Things will never make sense to me anymore

>that kid who really liked gym class and was always picked near first from elementary school up to high school because he was pretty good at sports, and played in leagues and was pretty good there too, but once high school happened everyone else went through puberty while he didn't stayed a skinny, weak, short runt who all the other kids could run circles around, and even though he tried to play in his leagues he basically became a benchwarmer until quitting all sports out of shame after freshman year of high school

that was me

>that one kid who always insisted on shirts vs skins

>>74797244
rated

>that moment when you stop giving a fuck about your new ball getting ripped and start playing with it on concrete

>>74804109
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>they called you a bad player
>in the first play you make goal

>that kid who couldn't ever take losing so he takes out his gun and shoots the ball
>misses the ball and nicks a black kid again

>>74804651
black on black violence has to stop

>>74803787
>That useless fuck who would play in defence and try and dribble out but step on the ball during a botched stepover and land on his face, or kick the ball to the other team trying to shoot from his own half

>score freekick goal
>remember it forever

I remember every freekick goal desu senpai they were all special

>>74801449
You could have defended him

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>>74804073

>>74804364
as a fat fuck, fuck that kid

tfw you were the worst player in school without counting the fat and gay ones

>>74803787

>that one cunt who would stand right next to the oppositions goal the whole game
>that cunt keeper that would continually play long balls to him

>that cunt old woman who wont give you the ball back if it lands in her garden

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>that mate that would wear a full kit, shinprotection and everything, when you were just going for a game of Tienen.

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>That one kid always fucking lying
>Once said he was the best basketball player of the region in his age category
>Later that year we have basketball PE
>He's shit
>He claims he doesn't want to get injured

>>74795538
>>74796549
>>74801614
saved to my amerishart """"""""banter"""""" folder

>that one kid who would always pass the ball to someone or kick it away immediately, because he was total shit at dribbling and too shy and socially awkward to even try something like going with ball itself, thinking other kids will like him for those super quick numerous passes

that was me

>tfw Pep would love me

>>74805264
now I keep daydreaming, imagining myself being total pro while not playing any club or league, just with friends, dribbling and scoring and being admired for that

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>>74805177
>did some doorlopertje with my mates last week when the weather was nice

feelsgoodman, except for my leg as i haven't kicked a football in 10 months

>>74803445
lol

>>74803942
Fuck no. Despite all the sweet nostalgia and rosy reminiscing about the past, the truth is that life im infinitely better off right now. Having a lot of money and being 23 is loads better than being a helpless, naive yet happily carefree 5 year old

>>74804109
What the fuck is it with all these homoerotic euro games?

The worst thing we did as kids was to either play with fireworks and guns or, an especially retarded game I remember was to see how long one could keep the terminals of a 9V battery on their tongue.

>>74796686
>>that one kid who was so fucking good with his dribbling that the other team would always go home visibly angry after getting nutmegged throughout the whole game

you just reminded me of this one kid who immigrated from Egypt back in 2nd grade.

>that lad who didn't have a gf

It was you

>>74805753
>he never played soggy biscuit

>>74805753
>he never played freckles with the lads after rugger

Mum wouldn't let me use the good plates

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>>74805777
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit
>Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, or cum on a cookie) is a male masturbation game reportedly played by British school children where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
>>74805784
>A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.

Europe, why?

>>74799918
is this the mythical American banter?
>look at my dick please you faggot

>>74805810
how was your penis inspection day?

>>74805859
what?

>>74803787
>tfw was actually good but preferred playing in defence so people assumed I was shit

>>74800475
Lmfao fucking this .... good times

>>74805810
>Soggy biscuit

This was just an urban myth, like Marilyn Manson getting his ribs removed so hr could suck his own cock

>The kid that only played when everyone in the team was injured or when losing by a lot.

>>74805873
that's when they also do the spoon test

>>74796686
My brother, he would get kicked as soon as he got the ball

>>74800475
>having race wars at school
>not having boys v girls fights in middle school & high school

While we had like 0 racial tension at school, i remember all the gender wars we'd have at least once a week during lunchtime. All it required was for there to be a large enough number of both boys and girls eating lunch in the outside seating area, and for someone for either side to start throwing gravel at the other.

It went on for three years before the school admin finally cracked down on it after some chick got her face cut by a rock.

>>74797244
best guy

>tfw volleyball tourney for 4 months straight

>that friend who would suck you off to get rid of your nerves for the big game

t-thanx bro

>>74805997

Same here, he made us play volleyball so we could play with the girls
except the girls never played, just stayed in the pitch doing nothing

>>74805997
>being allowed to chose what sport to play
>choose volleyball

Shit. You couldn't even choose soccer or basketball, let alone something more fun?
I'm not even a divegrass fan but soccer is itself 1000 times more entertaining to play than volleyball

>>74806118
manletlet detected

>>74806143
I mean, i'm not exactly tall at only 6'1" but volleyball has never been entertaining, perhaps its almost entirely a girl sport here. Is it different in Europe?

>>74796771
>that retarded anon who didn't know how to green text

>>74806174
it's a sport for both sexes here

>>74806174
that's only because men who even dare to play the sport anywhere not on the beach will get ridiculed relentlessly.

>>74794975
>It was me
>Only did it because it was the only way they let me play a bit

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>>74805772
how?

>>74806174
>>74806234
in europe men playing volleyball have same status as those playing basketball, both sports are pretty equal here

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>that kid who complained to the teacher when you gave an extra push during two hand touch

>>74799280
>QI
Holy fucking shit dude

>>74807053
quociento de la intelliguance

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>>74795448

>>74795815

translated to british.
رايت لا تبادل لاطلاق النار ديقوون
ترجم إلى إبونيكس الأصلي الخاص بك، وقال انه يكون الحصول على تعبت حقيقية من أنت دوز ماين

>>74807165
zzzzzzz

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>that guy who always brought fresh water to matches on summer and a pump in case the ball was flat on air
>go all together including the rival team whom we kinda fought during the match to have a fresh coca cola to the store nearby and laugh our asses off

>>74804892
I scored a few myself, but 11 v 11 on a full size pitch. Pirlo has always been one of my favourite players, even before the time he became 'cool'. As a kid I modelled my game after his and became a free kick GOAT.

>tfw curled one in far corner from well outside the penalty box in the corner of the pitch in a title deciding match.

I don't think I'll ever feel the joy I felt during that day in my life.

>>74805177
OFFICIAL DUTCH FOOTY GAMES POWER RANKINGS
1. Snelheidsspel
2. Negen maanden
3. Tienen
4. Muurtje trap
POWER GAP
9999. Panna knock-out (meme game)

I still remember that time I had to do a Chinese Muur after losing at snelheid.

>>74804636
This amigo
Still happens to me when playing a football game and get picked last

>that kid who tackled you with both feet and broke your leg

>>74807463
>mexicanen en amerikanen not in there

Shit list

>>74797244
>had a PE teacher who just let us play football all the time in secondary school (11-16)
>got a student teacher for some reason that made us do stupid random drills
>made us run the bleep test every other week
>made a monster in terms of athleticism but bored me to tears

>>74799522
our school had 2 tomboys, I was best friends with one and she wanted to date me when I last saw her in town
>tfw had a gf at the time
she has bewbs now

>>74804892
>tfw scored a freekick once with the most beautiful curve I ever saw a football make in my whole life
>Bragged about it for a full week, never scored again

>tfw the 5-a-side pitches here are all on the top of 15+story buildings
>tfw watching the security guy pleading with someone not to jump halfway through a local tournament
>tfw he jumps
>tfw game and competition cancelled as a result
>Tfw you were winning


Felt bad lad

>>74805810
>>>A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.
Holy fucking shit, thanks for the laugh m8, I needed that

>>74799758

holy shit my fucking sides

that amerinigger got blown the FUCK out

>>74803329
Is this a Greek thing? Have a Greek guy on our adult men's league team who literally Saurez'd the ball out of the goal with his hands to save it from going in

he was playing midfield

>>74805810
The word shitwhacker was enough to made me cry with tears

>>74807463
tienen is the GOAT though

>>74800475
>recess
>race wars
>assembly
we had all of this except the race stuff was mostly white/black because that's who ppl were close friends with, it wasn't malicious. People switched sides on a regular basis. Administration thought otherwise and had an intervention and along with these dumb group therapy sessions with the counselor for everyone involved. And they turned recess into a structured borefest where they picked the games and teams. Took my goddamn recess away.

>>74795001
delete this

>>74805753
nigger american highschool boys literally rape each other on a regular basis

>>74808984
..........................Where? I mean i've heard about suspect frat hazing but that's in college and virtually everyone in the country agrees that fratbros are homos in denial.... but High School?

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>playing the year above you in a 50v50 game
>being the younger year and winning
>being able to be smug until you got the shit kicked out of you a week later

i really miss these simpler times tbqh i really miss playing playground football

>>74809025
>rowdy large crowd kickabout

I really fucking wish we did this here. As much as I avoid divegrass, i played this in Spain one time during a high school exchange trip and it was some of the most fun i've ever had playing a team sport.

>That kid who'd always shoot the ball like he was fucking Juninho and break windows in the gym
>That kid whose gf fucked older guys, but at least he was good at footy
>That kid who'd fall out of a turn doing 140kmph 10 days before christmas, dying in the proccess
>That kid who rear ended a TIR at a highway, putting his gf in coma for a month
>That kid who wanted to beat you up for your political opinions and while he was ten times more athletic than you, you managed to school his ass on basketball
>That PE teacher who broke his spine falling down a ladder, but he also was a Defence Readiness teacher and you'd smoke cigs with him on field trips

these all are real people from my school

>>74809053
When I went to secondary school the Year 10s and 11s played the year 12s and 13s (13 is the final year before uni) in what must have been at least 150 people on each side across the entire field

ofc no one fucking scored a goal there were too many people but it was fun as fuck

>>74809088
when you say fall out of a turn do you mean motorbike?

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>>74804300

Fuck I know this feel. At least I was good at making fun of people

>>74809114
no, that means he somehow fucked up the turn in his corsa, flown out on the INSIDE of the corner, cut down some branches, broke down a concrete fence and landed in someone's garden

>>74807319
>post soccer coca cola
dont make me cry anon

>that kid you tackled with both feet and broke his leg

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>that neighbor who would only give you the ball back after you let him touch your penis

>>74809095
Year 11 was the last year of secondary school wtf are you smoking

>>74809308
Sixth form you useless leafnigger. After which they sit their A-levels

>>74809390
No one called sixth form year 12's or 13's at my school and no one spoke to them either so kindly kys you faggot

>that kid that was shit at sports but was a try hard in PE
Me desu.

>>74809476
probs cause you went to some posh cunt faggot school