Friendly reminder that smug, jug-eared cunt Gary Lineker hum

POO

at least he never lost to iceland

>>74774115
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>74774115
Then he did MOTD in his pants. National disgrace.

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At the 2005 London Marathon, Radcliffe won with a time of 2:17:42, a world's best time for a women's only race by over a minute. The race is remembered for a notorious moment towards the end when Radcliffe, hindered by runner's diarrhea and in need for a toilet break, stopped and defecated on the side of the road in view of the crowd and TV cameras which broadcast the incident live

>>74774115

I'd love to shit in front of millions of people and get away with it.

>Britshits

Lmao how embarrassing

shat on the pitch

made a tit of himself on brass eye as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7k9UxXgmQg

It's a classic response from the average English 'man' to start shitting themselves uncontrollably in fear when faced against a burly Irish lad. Lineker took one look at Paul McGrath and lost control of his sphincter.

>>74775758

Top lol

I play in a soccer league with a team full of FOB Irish micks and they are about as intimidating as Gary Lineker with his shorts full of shit

>>74775758
Probably true, McGrath was a scary bastard.

>>74775553
thats cultural apropriation

>>74774115
Gary Lineker is a great sportsman and an English hero. He is also a fantastic television presenter.

>>74776473
>English hero
He really isn't

>>74776473
What has he done to make him a hero? He was pretty accomplished at club level but didn't raise the standard of the national team any.

>>74775553
Gross hopefully she was disqualified

>>74775553
ew

>>74776473
Nobody here sees him as a hero. He's a hero for walkers crisps, that's about it.

He's a hero to those faggy virtue signalling libtits on Twitter.

>muh kids

Greatest english striker of all time BY FAR.

>Shearer
>bunch of irrelevant goals when the EPLel was a mickey mouse, foreignerless league, not even top 5 in the world
>technique of a rhino, elbows of a gorilla
>
>a couple of goals at the Euros are all he has done of note internationally

>Pooney
>playing for the most dominant team in the league
>entire Manure career playing second fiddle to better players (RvN, Donaldo, RvP, Scholes, Giggs)
>broke 20 goals a season once or twice
>for England, he only scored against the likes of Andorra, Moldova and Lichteinstein
>1 world cup goal in 3 world cups

>don't get me started on >Owen

>based Lineker
>broke 20 goals/season no less than EIGHT times
>broke 30 goals/season twice, and almost reached 40 in one of them
>playing for shit teams like Leicester and Neverton
>then moved to a better league and proceeded to be amazing in it, still today the best british player in La Liga history, Gayreth Bale can eat shit
>scored against Brazil, Argentina, West Germany, France, Netherlands, Laudrup Denmark, you name it, he scored past them
>10 (TEN) world cup goals in only two world cups

so he amerishart his pants once, still don't know why english media gives him so much shit

>>74776770
He won the golden boot at the world cup
3rd highest scorer for the national team

>>74781370
>and almost reached 40 in one of them

To add: that was without european football.

>>74774115
Hate this virtue signalling faggot. Unironically believes he is a lad, but just a massive SJW cuck.

>>74781370
Hey Everton were a really good team then!

>>74781370

>so he amerishart his pants once, still don't know why english media gives him so much shit

you said this like a ture poet, brazil

>>74775975

Protip: Irish-Americans aren't Irish.

Come play a junior league match over here sometime. See how you get on.

>>74781773
>I've got 1 great-grandparent from Cork and 7 from around England
>I'm completely 100% irish

>>74781591
>>74780462
In what way?

>>74781889
In that he's one of those opinionated lefty arseholes who will make a statement then not engage in any sort of debate but instead will slander and insult anyone who dare to challenge him.

He the incident involving the "child" refugees from Calais that weren't actually children.

>>74781889
Always goes on about us not taking in migrants/how Brexit was a mistake/slags off Trump.

>>74774115
honorary amerishart

>>74781935
*see, not he

>>74781954
Do you just expect everyone on TV to not have an opinion on Twitter? It's not like he wears refugee boxers on MOTD.

>>74782164
Nah course not, was just answering that guy's question. Wasn't the earlier poster.

>>74781370
good post t.b.h

>>74774115

And he's currently richer and more succesful than you OP.

What does that say about you?

>>74781370
He never got carded, either. Yellow nor red.

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>>74781935
>>74781954
lol, he literally only made one comment ever, you bunch of triggered /pol/ freaks

>this is all it takes for the oddballs that visit /pol/ to hold a grudge against you for life

absolute fucking freaks.

>>74782523
>he literally only made one comment ever
No he didn't, fuck off you liar.

>>74782523
Yes, now go look at his replies to anyone who engaged him on this comment, you fucking sinister vegan gimp.

>>74782523

Nah, I think it's more the fact that he called people racist when he was challenged on the truth of the migrants being "child refugees."

Just another virtue-signalling faggot.

>>74782579
>sinister vegan gimp.

the absolute state of this insult. what a virgin.

>>74781370
who is rvp

rich people always have social left political opininions to avoid economical criticism

>>74782989
Rude Van Persie

>>74775745
lol

>>74783044
Pretty brilliant if you ask me

>>74782871
>gets btfo
>"b-b-but ur a virgin"

>>74775553
how surprising that a german would have a webm of woman shitting saved on his harddrive

>shit his pants live on TV like a 4 year old
>is a soft liberal internet SJW
>never got a card in his career, not even a yellow

Jesus Christ he literally could not be more of a screaming poofter

>>74783389
>he thinks calling someone a "sinister vegan gimp" is BTFO

i'm LMAOing @ ur life.

what a sinister vegan gimp you are

>>74784681
>being this upset

>>74774115
Shitting himself is nothing compared to when Chris Morris made a massive fool of him: https://youtu.be/RcU7FaEEzNU?t=18

>>74782989
>this flag
>this post
He was 2/5 of 5pa1n

>>74784393
>playing sawker
>being a faggot

pick2

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>>74784119
You like it

>>74790548
is she dancing while pooping or pooping while dancing?

>>74774115
I'd rather shit myself than lose to part time dentist

>>74782523
i follow him on twitter, he posts sjw shit all the time

>>74784706
sinister vegan gimp

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>>74782579
>you fucking sinister vegan gimp.

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>>74790568
I'd rather own all the land in my country

>>74790793
>ireland

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>>74790817
A separate island in which we already own 20% of

>>74784119
10/10 would kek again

>>74790856
so do you really think having gibraltar is important for spain?
don't you understand that if we'd give it back we'd have to give back ceuta and melilla?

>>74790793
Breaking news, Achmed: In March 29th UK starts levaing EU.

Guess what territory is going to be behind a huge wall and under a strict frontier control.

Bye bye pirates.

>>74790892
>don't you understand that if we'd give it back we'd have to give back ceuta and melilla?
No you wouldn't. The situation with Gibraltar is completely incomparable to that of Ceuta/Melilla

>>74790892
>>74790896
lol

>>74790896
Holy shit the brits actually managed to get their spanish-speaking pests to pay for their wall

Trump take notes

In terms of embarassment

Falklands >>>>>>> Gibraltar >> Northern Ireland

Argentina truly are the ultimate cucks for letting England take those islands from 12000 miles away.

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>>74790568