/HEEM/ Chef Mendes Edition

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>>74763154
Glad to have you back

Schaub Bless

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Shawn Jordan in 30 minutes or so

>>74763119
i KNEW someone could fill spergop's shoes

schaub bless you, lad

>>74763182
i do what i can, i hope one day i can create threads as artistic as he once did. RIP in peace SpergOP

if you could change anything about the ufc what would you change?

>kicks to a downed opponent

>>74763269
>No more moneyfights

>>74763269
Bring back Skyscraper knees and soccer kicks

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>>74763269
I would bring back Burt Watson. Also probably bring back extended first rounds like in Pride.

>>74763168
>>74763154
>>74763182
>>74763229

spectrum

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>>74763300
>soccer kicks
wew lad

>>74763300
>>74763342
not having soccer kicks is the biggest thing that makes mma feel like a sport and not actual real fighting

they look bad but are they really any worse than ground and pound

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>>74763333
Everyone's on the spectrum technically speaking, I'm not high up there my guy

>>74763229
were you banned because of what you are currently doing?

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>>74763119
Greatest thread we have had in a long time shit up by schaubposters

>>74763479
i'm a one-on-one aid for autistic kids and that's what i always tell parents on the first day. you're a very wise man and i like your shob pictures

Chocolatito BTFO

Is Mighty Meme next?

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>>74763517
I think it was because I did it 3 times for 3 early threads. In such a short time posting the same thing I guess it was picked up on as spam. 7 days was a nightmare. Missed everyone. Yes, even you.

>>74763479
you are

>>74763654
I feel sorry for you bro. I really do. Why do you vehemently hate me? I show nothing but love for you. I will help you. Please just let me.

>>74763676
Hoping you get hit with that 30 day ban my friend.

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>>74763708
I love MMA just as much as you and everyone else here. Why would you want to rob me the experience of discussing MMA with some astute fans?

>>74763725
Based Archivegod

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FUTURE CHAMP COMING THROUGH

>>74763725
Archivegod destroying h8ers of all shapes and sizes. NO ONE is safe.

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>>74763627
too bad nobody missed you

>>74763843
Where have you discussed MMA ITT?

>>74763899
here>>74763311

>every time I post has to be a pic of Schaub

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>>74763899
He always does. The only time he ever goes off-topic (which rarely happens), he follows it up by discussing MMA related material. Stop hating on CoralBro aleady. Rant over.

What did you think of the card today?

>>74763624
Not enough Thai manlets in the UFC

>>74763538
wsof onto second title fight. actually legit tam fighter versus guy who won his last titan fight via robbery decision.

first title fight was a dry humping. by a weight cut genius with good wrestling, don't even bother watching it on replay

>>74763967
they are all in one. phillipinos and thais should be filling up fLW-FW. we have lots of ranked koreans and japs, no asian boys tho

>>74763929
So you do pianaposting as well as shobposting? Interesting.

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>>74763889
Sure you didn't bro. You love all the company I give you. I give you a purpose around here. Stay blessed.

Andre Harrison fighting in WSOF now

15-0 FW

>>74763967
Thais can't into wrestling

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Whenever I feel too sick to go to work, or just can't be bothered to go. I remember Wanderlei's famous words.

"JOB IS JOB!" - Wanderlei Silva

who /palmer/ here

>>74764025
What does this post have to do with MMA?

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>>74763119
have you thanked based jacare today /heem/?

>>74764100
I'm just responding to someone hating on me. What does your post have to do with MMA? I'm trying to watch WSOF. You're here bugging the frick out of me.

>>74764129
If you get banned for off-topic/spam don't cry to me.

>post a picture of Schaub
a few people get upset
>post a picture of Jacare
all of /heem/ loses it's mind

I literally could keep this loser going every single miserable pathetic day of his life

>>74764195
how old is this pic? thats Jacare before he got USADA'd

>>74764100
What does this post have to do with MMA?

Manuwa looked pretty slick out there, I kind of forgot about him because he was just a stepping stone for my one true boy rumble

Palmer getting dusted

>>74764223
>baseless accusations
romerofags reaching hard

>>74764223
Oh boy you're gonna rev up him, be careful

>>74764223
The post that killed /heem/

>>74764237
Keep me posted when the main event starts

I want to switch over from GGG

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Just this.

>>74764282
>GGG
based German Goo Girls

>>74764323
TYBJ

Anyone watching WSOF?

Who is that gay guy moaning super loud?

>>74764371
probably Bucholz

>>74763154
did this get deleted or banned?

>>74764425
maybe

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>>74764086
>>74764120
>>74764195
>>74764323
>>74764380
really makes you think

>>74764446
Just deleted. I'm still here although I'm quite worried.

>>74764452
How much of a sperg that loser is? Yep

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Very angry soul ITT

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>>74764452

>>74764467
If my presence makes you this agitated, I think you need to help yourself.

>>74764515
You actually took the time to edit that? Wow

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WSOF HERE,
>http://www.foxstreams.ml/p/javascript-required-cdata-function-var_18.html

>>74764452
the movement is growing.

jacare BLESS

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>>74764452
Hitmonlee is objectively the only good post there

>>74764538
As long as you keep spamming and breaking the global rules you ought to take a time-out from here my guy.

Jimi Manuwa should fight Jones too.

>>74764589
Keep announcing reports. See where that gets you my guy.

>>74764589
loser

>>74764599
Hoping for that 7 day ban (again) my dude.

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here's the predictions for the anons that asked for them. i didnt goof them and im probably not gonna be doing predictions any more. i was just doing it for illustrator practice but heem is legit too autistic of a place to try and contribute to regularly. i tried but this shit is just bad. i'll probably make the calendars once/month or not. if anybody wants the illustrator template for predictions, i can upload it somewhere for you

>>74764740

shame. thanks for the service 3.0

>>74764740
>and im probably not gonna be doing predictions any more
Thanks for your short service. You will not be missed.

>>74764740
i appreciated the effort despite not using Danagoof.jpg

>>74764740
It's important to know when to stop buddy before you live long enough to become a vullain

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>>74764740
Respect for all you've contributed. You genuinely will be missed. Sorry you had to experience all the hate and vitriol from troubled souls on /heem/. Hope you come back around one day. Bless.

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Derrick Lewis is a good fighter

>>74764740
>some rainman ocd faggot says something is too autistic

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>>74764839
hes referring to you when he says this place is too autistic

>>74764875
Where does he say me? Please point that out. Buzz off.

>>74764740
Oh no what will we do now? Who will take our picks for UFC 210 now?!

Look what you've done spergs!

>>74764740
Don't leave yet bud, ArchiveGOD is just about to save us all

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THIS SPICY WSOF
>http://www.foxstreams.ml/p/javascript-required-cdata-function-var_18.html

>>74764870
This.

Palmer actually thought he won?

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>>74764839
>yfw you wake up tomorrow to post "shblobb bless" and you see a big "YOU ARE BANNED"

>>74764972
a wild roidhead appears!

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why is this smegma smuggler handling post fight interviews?

>>74765016
That Alpha Male mentality!

Hot smoke up the ass for days

>>74765099
Nice trap fagboi

>>74765165
ArchiveGOD I found him

>>74765187
freaking instigator

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Daddy daddy theres a mean monster under my bed

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>74765243
get a slurpee bro

Shawn Jordan vs Blagoy Ivanov starting

>>74765243
to see if i still feel

>>74764740

good riddance

>>74764282
Main event starting bro

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>>74765336
Thanks anon just switched

wtf is big john wearing on his face

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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no not Shawn

poor shawn jordan :(

LEL

Too many wars with the Black Beast

That chin is done

blagoy is legit

GGG

Golovkin pulling a Lawler tier robbery

>>74765607
>>74765610
he lost desu

>>74765607
Triple robbery.

how can anyone say that boxing isn't fixed?

Boxing is awful

>>74765638
>>74765687
>>74765698
It was a big drama show

I'm back!!!!!!!!!

Tyron Woodley

>>74765887
Is the best fighter in the world

>/box/ makes new threads 800+ deep

cant some of you spergs bother them for awhile instead of fighting over /heem/ all day?

>>74765915
it was pinned you newfag

>>74765915
op doesn't matter bud lmao haha my wife shob bless brothers embed embed

>>74765915
Where do you think /heem/ was

besides, /box/ threads usually last all week or more they are so dead

>>74765915
boxing is a dead sport. I saw some idiots from here posting in the thread too.

>>74765887
Goat ww

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anybody got a webm of Bla Goy heeming Shawn Jordan yet?

imagine being so jealous of adan's internet attention that you act super annoying and try to give yourself a 4chan nickname to fit your stupid archive gimmick

>>74766102
dude archivegod btfo jacaroid fatare spergs LOL!

>>74764740
>Didn't even goof them
>Acting smug and self-important about doing this when 2 other people were doing it before him

I wish I could hit you with a left hook to the body that shuts down your liver.

>>74766218
you could always go to a boxing gym, anon. they teach those kinda things

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*begins to reee*

please no more

>>74766555
He knows

>>74766555
He'll win if he lands more teeps next time.

SpergOP and Jacarefag are the same person

ArchiveGOD is GOD

>>74766796
no, just no. Khabib was spergOP's one and only boy

>>74766555
next one he'll really let those hands go

>>74766852
Don't be so sure

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p-pls buy my ppv

>>74764740
In a way I don't blame you honestly.
This place has gotten really bad recently. Honestly a shame to see you go lad, I liked your fresh take on predictions and it was tight, good quality stuff.

>>74767146
I will.

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>>74763231
appreciate it, pham
he may start making OPs again one day, but he'll still never post here as often as he did
unless he suddenly finds himself with a lot of free time during his next break between college semesters
here's his list from the archives

Upcoming events:

3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

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>>74766045
i'll make one when the fight gets uploaded to mmacore

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>>74763411
this, at least we should have old one FC rules, with soccer kicks to grounded opponents, knees in ground, etc. even if stomps are illegal.

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>>74767172
>This place has gotten really bad recently

because the quality posters are leaving and the autists and children are staying

>>74767395
>>74767382
>>74767411
>>74767431
Please start making ops again
Please

>>74767108
that wont fly this time

Save us WeidmanOP

YOU SAID CNN?

You get your news from CNN?

>>74767451
>>74767431
>>74767411
>>74767395
>>74767382
You are the biggest loser on heem

>>74767485
has he been talking to himself all day? wew lad

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>>74763873
He's good, but I think high level grapplers like Michel Prazeres or Islam Makhachev would be bad matchups for him, based on his performances in the Sajewski and Perez fights
He was arguably getting outstruck in the Perez fight as well, and won by grinding Perez out on the ground
He looked decent on the ground in that fight, but not adept by any means
I can see him getting into the top 15 tho, his skill on the feet should carry him into the rankings
I don't see him beating the best guys in the division in any aspect of the game tho
I think guys like Dunham, Dariush, and Ferguson would be able to outstrike him, let alone the guys like Johnson, Barboza, or Goob
Guys like Khabib, Chiesa, and possibly Lee could take him out of his element on the feet and grind him out as well


>>74767462
WeidmanOP is dockfag

>>74767485
you are a waste of human life
your existence makes the world a worse place to live in

Gunnar is a beast

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>>74767584
AHHHHH CONOR HELP ME

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>>74767570
You aren't even human. You are an unfortunately failed abortion that lingers around in life with the sole purpose of being not only a mentally-ill Assburger ostracized in real life but also ostracized in a place full of other head-cases

You cannot even fit in, in a place full of other complete loses. You are nothing.

>>74767570
>>74767596
fatare faggot confirmed

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>>74766555
who would have fought that their styles would clash so awfully
thompson should only get another title shot when woodley loses the belt

>>74767598
i have friends in real life, pal
i don't fit in with you because I choose not to
you are fundamentally inferior to me
you are a cockroach who exists solely to make /heem/ a worse place to browse

>>74767570
Is that guy a fag in the webm? Why does he paint his toenails?

fug lads Jimi Manuwa is the dark horse at 205. He's has got that touch of death in his last two fights, i think it might be cause he's been training with Gustaffsson since they fought each other which has brought his skill up. I reckon they will meet again at some point and he's got a good chance of heeming him in the rematch

>>74767612
He has always had power.

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>>74767609
>i have friends in real life pal

No you do not. You have people who barely tolerate your complete joke of a life and decide to toss you a bone once in a while. Otherwise you are here desperately trying to make actual friends, to again, no avail. And are now seething and making autistic screeching because your only source of human interaction in life doesn't bend over backwards for you.

>>74767628
>>74767609
>>74767598
>>74767570
>>74767431
Great posts

>>74766796
>>>>/asp/

>>74767612
he was fighting corey fucking anderson

>>74767612

I don't see him beating Rumble, Gus or DC, let alone jones. Maybe Texeira.

I think the issue with Manuwa is all he has that's exceptional is power. His actual skill level is not that great relative to the best in the division, and he's 37 years old - he's not getting significantly better. I think he's more or less at his ceiling. He's definitely got a puncher's chance against anyone he fights, but I don't see him as championship material.

>>74767652
manuwa shogun next?

>>74767658
Unfortunately

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>>74767612
he's definitely next in line for a title shot imo, I can't think of anyone else in the division who deserves one, and JJ won't be coming back for a while
if not a title shot, he should get a title eliminator with gustaffson
also, the punches he put Anderson and OSP out with looked like they had didn't have much power behind them
it's strangely satisfying to watch a shot that looks like it wouldn't do significant damage shadowrealm someone

>>74767628
>tom cruise face

i knew it was you
i don't need to convince you of what you already know, so i'm going to stop trying

>>74767658
Why? He will either fight for the belt or fight Jones.

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>>74767673
>i knew it was you

What are you even talking about? Is your entire life this much of an embarrassing mess? Here's another Cruise picture so your failed aborted ass can humor us about how normal you actually are.

You are failure in the real world, and a failure in the land of failures. Congratulations.

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>>74767677
I can't see him fighting Jones unless it's as a short notice replacement, I think Jones will get an immediate title shot when he comes back

>>74767677
jones is getting an instashot

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you cunts know this is fake right

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>>74767713
i dont care anymore just fuck off already you human excrement
i've had to deal with people like you all my life giving me shit for me being the way i am
i'm really sick of it and just want to put all this drama on here to rest once for all

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>>74767761
thanks for the free heem

>>74767757
You must be lost

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>>74767761
>>74767764
wow so hilarious guys
this is the sort of shit i always talk about
pathetic really it really speaks volumes about how much of a waste your guys actually are

>>74767761
>>74767764
>>74767778
Great posts

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>>74767777
don't think i am motherfucker

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>>74767757
>>74767785
robert shittaker invicta champ

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>>74767783
honestly dockdwaf you are such a faggot i honestly would shed tears if you hung yourself
they would be tears of laughter as the rope would just be around your neck and you would basically just be floating in the air like a magical goblin

>>74767652
manuwa and glover were originally scheduled for ufc 208 in anaheim in january
but the fight was called off
i was very interested in seeing that fight and seeing how manuwa would deal with glover's wrestling and ability to mix it up with his boxing

>>74767794
I remember this meme from way back when

>>74767805
lol

Isnt it like 3 am in wisconsin? Go to sleep dude

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>>74767805
*dockdwarf

obviously

I AM BOXING

I am MMA

You now remember belfort saying bisping would want to fight him after hendo second fight

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>>74767761
>>74767722
>>74767673
>>74767609
>>74767570
>>74767431
>>74767431
>>74767411
>>74767395
>>74767382
these are me
ignore any other post as its probably docksmurf yet again trying to stir shit up
that really is pathetic desu

>>74767818
yeah so what
what time is it where you are
i bet its not that much different

>>74767794
whittaker is honestly one of the more interesting prospects
really good boxing and increasingly good grappling
still think jacare takes him down and subs though
whittaker is still a tough matchup for anyone else in the division and a future champ

>>74767840
He probably would have if it was upto him.

>>74767845
>what time is it where you are
1 am. Just got home from the bar.

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my man ryback 2017 ufc debut makes cm puke tapout in 4 seconds

cm cuck does diving headbutt off a bridge after

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>>74767845
don't forget about whittaker's karate base, it's an important part of his striking
his understanding of distance and good kickboxing game can be traced back to it

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>>74767845
the first two in this post aren't me but these are, and the person i'm replying to obviously isn't me
>>74767822
>>74767805
>>74767764
you'll notice i dont have some of these heems yet but do now

>>74767854
so only a 2 hour difference and your on here like i am

>>74767865
speaking of non-mandrama wrestlers kyle snyder won the national championsihps again
he said he wants to do mma
he'd definitely be one of the best prospects in a long time and would be able to wrestlefuck his way into the top 10 at least i think but from beyond there he's gonna need to obviously get some mma skillset
he was able to even wrestle freestyle at the olympics and get gold despite wrestling ncaa style
admittedly i dont know the difference all that much but what i do know is that it is a difference

>>74767865
>>>/asp/

The absolute state of this thread currently

>>74767884
No one cares, loser.

>>74767845
>>74767883
>>74767884
Stop posting.

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>>74767893
>oh no, people are discussing MMA in the MMA general

why is this a bad thing, goof

>>74767884
good post

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john cena is richer than the entire ufc roster

spergop stop samefagging

>>74767902
Did you get banned from /asp/ or something? You already got the Australian part down.

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please fuck off you fucking elf

>>74767896
>>74767894
>>74767904
i've been doing nothing but talking about MMA
there's obviously some dwarf hint hint that keeps impersonating me because he can't let anything go

>>74767897
thanks man

No one made a webm of Nelson jouban ending? Cmon someone pull through

THIS is why I come to 4chan

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>>74767927
>My boy Gunni

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>>74767927
>>74767937
As my friend Anderson Silva said once:
>Checky slowy motion, né?

>5'9, 220

>>74767907
Life didn't turn out too great for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1UMotrh_VM

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ooga bogga big guy smash very tough and manly!!!

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>>74767910
>impersonating me while also impersonating people who are angry about the things you said while impersonating me

sad
please go to sleep, you need the rest

>>74767937
>>74767946
Thank you! You Dudes are the shit

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>>74767957
Based Meek.

He should start training with my other boy Gunni for EXTRA MEWVEMENT lessons.

>>74767957
Meek will get USADA'd very soon and I cannot wait.

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>>74767959
>You Dudes are the shit

you obviously haven't been here for very long, wew
the webms of the other finishes on last night's card have been posted in this thread, if you want them as well

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>>74767966
i want to see meek vs perry
it would be a spicy banger between two brawlers with decent momentum and it would give each fighter a chance to showcase the best aspects of their games

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its best not to respond to such obvious shitposters

>>74767959
always forget how sharp and accurate gunna's punches can be
stunned jouban, cummings, and thatch to name a few to lead to a finish

What do you thinl guys will ourguy irish Joe get the new contract with ufc after such a good perfomance

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>>74767959
Thank the Aussie who made them.

Welcome to /heem/, friendo. May you be a breath of fresh air in the midst of this autismo peak we seem to have hit lately.

>>74767977
Both of them are up and coming too. God damn I didn't even know I wanted that fight until now and it suddenly jumped into my top 5 most wanted fights.

I'm hopeful that my boy Meek would give Perry a trashing.

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>>74767981
*gunnar's

>>74767991
im skeptical considering his comments before the fight but he seemed eager to resign after the fight
honestly his fight poirier was pretty underrated and duffy would definitely be competitive against ranked fighters even if not that particularly great

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>Accurate Gunni

>>74767981
The punch that led to the submission of thatch was insanely fast, would love to see some sports science on it. >>74767968
Nope just got here. Missed a good card apparently>>74768000
Nah fuck him

>>74765638
Fuck you cuck you know nothing about boxing if you think that gena lost today. Yes his performance wasn't 100% today and I dont even like him myself that much and am waiiting for someone to heem his for the memes sake but jacobs did nothing to win that fight

>>74767991
If he wants to he can

>>74768013
Yeah that one. It's accurate but also deceptively fast. Slows his body down and then just murders thatch. Conor may be supremely accurate but that punch was faster than anything I've seen McGregor throw. Maybe the punches he was landing on nate Diaz when he would slip inside Diazs punches and beat him to it

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>>74767991
I think the UFC will still jew him out of whatever contract he was asking for, the did the same to Larkin despite him coming off of a first round KO over a ranked contender on short notice

>>74768001
I do agree that Poirier vs Duffy was one of the better fights of 2016, but I feel like he still has clear issues when it comes to his wrestling
A lot of the top guys at Lightweight are good wrestlers, and I feel like the better ones (Chiesa, Lee, Khabib, Alvarez, etc) could nullify his great hand speed and boxing like Poirier did
I can see him becoming a ranked fighter, but not going higher than the top 10 until he improves his wrestling

>>74768027
Power shots are the only thing that matter, Borat

>>74768027
Jacobs won.

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>>74768024
It was a decent card. It varied from good finishes to boring decisions. Brad Pickett fight was great too.

>>74768040
I think Goobs learned a lot from Gunnar in terms of counter-striking and mewvement. That stance Gunnar uses (that was used by Goober in most fights leading up to and including 194) is a constant for him.

I think his striking is severely underrated mostly because he's known as a BJJ guy.

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>No UFC for 3 weeks

I remember the last time this happened.

https://youtu.be/VfA0cf7xQo0

>>74768118
UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANT TALK LIKE THAT ON HEEM

>>74768132
HEY AND I'M NOT...

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>$4,000,000,000

>>74768242
whats up with franks nose

>>74768116
So this is how /Heem/ dies

*takes off fedora*

It's been a wild ride. Thanks for the memeories. This is it for me.

*lays down fedora*
*logs out of heem.com*

>>74768075
>I think his striking is severely underrated mostly because he's known as a BJJ guy.
Fucking what, he's known as a karate guy. His striking is OVERRATED.

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are brits /our guys/?

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Reem bless lads

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>>74768394
100% my man

>>74768394
pussy

>>74768454
Fuck cheaters.

>>74768394
Afro-Brits are the most powerful race on earth.

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>>74767865
get that ass ready boy

>>74768421
Homophobes BTFO

Marc seems like a cool duder desu

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*blocks your path*

>>74768520
*grabs you by the moustache*

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>>74768421
Mfw gay nigger heems ur boy and ur country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhzHhapSJlM

Really he is top-5 fighter soon.

Why didn't Tom Brown fight yesterday?

>>74763119
Thanks spergop. Worst thread in a week.

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Mfw when I'm actually the lesser autistic personality heem

>>74768480
Atleast their grime-scene is more based than american trap gay shit.

>>74768689
https://youtu.be/Trsjg288c2E

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Can someone please tell me the current city of the contract of Joe Duffy? Could he end in Strikeforce II?

>>74767713
fuck up cunt at least this guy is posting content and good heems, while you sit in the corner throwing verbal shit like a flustered monkey
i bet you cant even fight in real life faggot

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>>74768677
>autistic
>personality
these items are mutually exclusive

why didn't tom breese fight you fucking spergs?

>>74767761
Cody p4p #1

>>74768739
He was tired

I want to see that take care of ur underwears guy fights Marc Diakiese next. Would be spicy banger. Stockholm maybe? Both guys said they are ready to fight in Stockholm.

>>74768743
I REALLY hope Cody kicks TJ's ass

>>74768752
Rare Tyron Woodley

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>>74768739
he stayed up too late shitposting on a Cambodian basket weaving board and called in sick

>>74768758
tj vs. cody is unironically one of the very top fights in human history and i'm not even joking

i'm talking in terms of how fighting has evolved
their athleticism
and their well roundedness

>>74768758
TJ might be more champ material. Cody just wants super fights

When Cody loses the belt, I hope that little faggot dies of cancer again.

how the fuck is amanda nunes ranked in the p4p list but not joey b.?

she is bigger than he is
and his losses are to all #1-3 p4p guys at the tiem lol

>>74768777
his fights have been amazing

>>74768739
Apparently his heart rate was too fast.

>>74768826
*bloodyelbow has banned your account*

>>74768837
weight cut related? he's a huge WW

>>74768752
>mark cunt obese
>overeem ufc champ

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>>74768826
Man i found ur f

>>74768826
>When Cody loses the belt
gonna have to wait at least 10 years for that FAGGOT

cody is the GOAT

>>74768826
Kys

>>74768835
Both have, it's always tricky when your boys fight each other. But Cody is my number 1 boy so I'll rep him.

*waxes eyebrows*

>>74768862
>cody is the GOAT
inb4 butthurt loser cruzfags

>>74768872
i think cody's fights have been better
literally watching it live it bothered me how tj was headhunting with kicks against dom
didn't love the jew soto fight but at least he took it on a days notice lol
really nitpicking here though

*applies make up on beard*

>>74768826
Bit homosexual

>>74768895
who are you fighting next dominick?

>>74768872
i picked him by round 1 KO over thomas almemeda, and i'm proud of that because it's about the only thing i've ever guessed right

*pulls out the day before fight*

>>74768895
reminded me of what kid nate said after the fight
i stopped watching his stupid 6th round show beacuse he doesn't know more than people even on /heem/

He said "i knew Dom was in trouble before that fight started because he had the salt and pepper beard and looked old"

*pays for another shitty tattoo*

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>>74768771
true dat

they are both somehow two different versions of what urijah faber could been if only he was five years younger and one foot taller

and btw, >>74768712 according to the internet, joe duffy is now a free-agent

2020, WME kept fucking things up for over two years, a promotion ruled by self-centered assholes and freakshow bullshit fights between celebrities and ex-football and nba players. Viacom and a somewhat spontaneus society founded by brock lesnar, kurt angle and antonio inoki, with a full time president scott coker, basically took over the ufc by just signing in the right fighters and tv and distribution deals. SpikeTV got cucked really really hard no lube. Everything was going great, FOX had to split the rights between ufc and this new bigass machinery: lightweight title unification bout, sanctioned by the nevada athletic state comission: ufc lightweight champion conor mcgregor vs bellator lightweight champion joe duffy

*portions tiramisu*

>>74768857
Not sure, this fight was actually at MW. He said the cut to WW was too hard on him.

*heems a whiteboi*

>>74768944
*trashes doctors and nurses*
*praises his god*

lol i wonder what khabib got charged for going to that hospital and not through the ufc's medical channel

*posts jack the hue*

*trash talks in incomplete sentences*

i've never heard jack slacks voice

*leaves it in the hands of judges*

*let's girlfriend peg him every Tuesday while gook friend masterbates at the end of the bed*

*and now he shaved his head bald and he's such a tough guy
you remember though dana you used to carry my bags
and i was good to you i wore your patch on my trunks
you're a player but you're a small boss, you're not a ferttita*

>>74767946
Jouban can't even take a weak shot. Why is he even in this sport ?

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that is oddly specific

>>74768739
I'm too tough

*refuses to defend belt*

>>74769019
MW champ right there
imagine him training since childhood lol

>>74768932
King Nate is on another level. You are stuck in the mist. It's not your fault. It's tragically ironic.

>>74769036
i'm seeing that he's only 187 pounds

>>74769045
he's atleast in the low 200's

>>74769019
he would have been perfect for mma

imagine the journalists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bKac55h1Ls