Tell me how these won't be the teams in the 2018 World Cup

kekuador will choke

shitty list leaf

The dutch will miss two tournaments in a row?

>>74748366
>Ireland
>Italy

>>74748366
>implying African tournaments and qualification groups aren't completely random

I thought we were really bad

>CONCACAF offers 3 and a half berths at the world cup

What does this mean?

Why does USA even participate in this shit?

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i don't think england will qualify for the Cup

>>74748439
Have you seen their team recently? I rate Zlatanless Sweden over them.

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>leave ecuador to me

>CONCACAF 4
>not beating literal who asian 5

I don't think I can even name a single Uzbek footballer.

>>74748477
Honduras, Panama, and T&T are even worse
>>74748530
Nice

>>74748569
Was between them and Saudi Arabia imo

>>74748439

let's hope so, our team needs to be destroyed properly

our coach is cancer and needs to go

blind OUT NOW

>>74748418
how so?

>>74748366
The US will finish last in the hex for one

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>implying Bauza

>>74748642
They'll both lose to Honduras or Panama you fucking idiot

>>74748397
this. congolombia will take their spot prolly

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>implying MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>74749164
colombia is shit with pekerman m8. no way they will take ecuador spot.

You forgot Poland!

>>74749229
they are only 2 points apart, and they're up against each other in a in 2 weeks.
if ecuador loses points in paraguay, i'd say it could happen

out of our group its gonna be us and poland, u forgot them

>>74749320
Well...Poland and Germany in same group?

>>74748752
This. Koeman or Advocaat IN

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>>74749137

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>>74748366
>>74748589
Are you even watching the Hex? Panama is better than USA.

Qualify directly
>Costa Rica
>Mexico
>Panama

Play-off
>USA

Make your predictions: http://ultra.zone/world-cup

>>74748366
A

Opening match will be: Russia vs USA.

>Colombia out of the WC
Please god, make it happen

>>74749793
I prefer Colombia than Ecuador.

Ecuador plays only defending. At least, Colombia has good players in midfield and attack.

>>74748366
Romania will barely finish 2nd and if they do they re the unluckiest team in draws.
Bosnia doubt they ll finish 2nd instead of us, and even if they do, they ll be unseeded and get one of hte Netherlands/Sweden/Italy/Spain/Switzerland/Portugal/Slovakia/Ukraine aka seeded teams and I doubt their defence is up for it.

>>74748530
>>74748543
Was this ever a question

>>74749859
I wanna see Marocco go apeshit on ESPN
But I agree, the ecuatorian hoofball get tiring, they'll probably choke as well

>>74748366
>The US

>>74749780
the brightest timeline, truly

>>74749859
>Ecuador plays only defending.

Wrong. They play a really good football, despite always realying on the altitude of Quito. Colombia, however, is a shitty team with Pekerman, terrible to watch.

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>tfw mexican
>tfw mexico is a permanent CONCACAF team
>tfw mexico has guaranteed World Cup qualifications for lyfe.

SUP FAGGOTZ.

>>74750178

PU70

>>74750178
EEEEEEH PU70

>>74750178
PU70

>>74750178
>>74750178
>tfw never go to the quarterfinals

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>>74750178
Imagine getting cucked by a bald man though

>>74748366
>algeria over nigeria
>ghana over egypt

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>>74750218
>>74750250
>>74750301
>>74750351

lmfao. i cant hold all these (Yous).

>>74750351
see you in the world cup m8. oh wait.

womens world cup? maybe?. lol!

Say matches that you want to see:

Brazil x Germany (in semifinal, pls)
Spain x Portugal
England x Argentina
England x Ireland
Mexico x USA
Russia x USA or Russia x Poland

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>>74750351

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>>74750788
it's time

>>74748366
where are the wales?

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>tfw in WC by default
>tfw we will barely have a chance to leave group

>>74748366
Argentina won't make it

>>74750945
Mexico's problem is getting past the round of 16, not the group.

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>>74750973
Yes, you're right. The country that can't pass the group stage is Poortugal, not Mexico.

>>74748366
>Australia
>Good at wogball

>>74750638
England vs Germany (just because it's been most of my memorable England matches growing up, the firs one I remember is 5-1)
Brazil vs Argentina
Russia vs any of the eastern european teams mentioned (hooliganism off the charts)
I'd like to see an African team beat a south american team

>>74748477
USA gets in same reason Australia does

>>74748366
How? How
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ROMANIA IS GONNA QUALIFY YOU RETARD

>>74751228
They're not in that strong of a qualifying group

>>74748366
> UEFA
> No Wales

There's a flaw in your prediction OP.

>>74751258
>Poland
>Denmark
>Montenegro
>not all strong
>Poland already 5 points ahead
>Poland already raped Romania in Romania

Romania doesn't have a good national team even

>>74748543
Lol we'll beat those cucks easily, should have already won in Sweden if not for refball. Comfortable 2-0 desu familia

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>>74750906
>>74751260
Why?

>>74751258
Check the ledger and the FIFA ranking.

>>74751353
>País de Gales
What did the man mean by this

>Playing Football Manager
>2018 World Cup
>Quarterfinals USA beats Mexico 0-0 on penalties
>Semifinals USA beats Russia 3-0
>Finals USA loses to Spain 5-0

I couldn't have even dreamt a better meme world cup

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>>74750638
Mexico vs Portugal (Final) (Meme Magic in full efect)
>Mexico vs Argentina (Semi Final) (Mexicowinslol)
>Mexico vs Chile (Mexico BTFOs Texas for the lulz)

Every other WC game is irrelevent.

>>74751472
>he wants mexico to win a world cup
why

>>74751472
>>74751515
Because

CHI

>>74751546
CHA

>>74751558
RIT

>>74751558
RONES

>>74751558
CHA

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>>74751582
O

>>74750638
USxIran

It would be a miracle on ice type match with huge political importance, sadly it will never happen

What do outlanders think of Australia's soccer team?

>>74751622
Iran x Israel

>>74751622
There's no rule against it though, right?
>>74751643
Iran would withdraw sadly

would be a good game too, Iran ≃ Israel

>>74751642
Meme team.

>>74751622
But it happend like 3 WC ago isn't?

>>74751642
Lots of heart, big knoife, not much beyond that.

>>74751642
Meme team

Actually somehow decent, but it still needs development. That game vs Netherlands was yours and you choke it

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>>74749746

>>74751678
how is it a meme team. team must be full of literly whos.

seriously i cant name a single australian sawker player.

>>74751681
https://youtu.be/_OpAv6HrDbI

Are the west, dare i say it, the bad guys?

>>74751622

https://youtu.be/_OpAv6HrDbI

>>74751736
says more about you my amerifriend

>>74751457
wales is a country

>>74751472
chicano
you have to go back

>>74751719
>ukraine

Explain this.

>>74751642
Penalty shoot outs.
Crying a lot.

>>74752112
Memepick.
Imagine Ukraine playing a World Cup in Russia

>>74752647
But Ukraine is part of Russia :^)

>>74752647
No way Ukraine will qualify though.

>>74750178
>American flag
>Mexico national team fan

Other side of the wall for you, chicano scum.

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>>74748366
>Colombia and Netherlands not making it
This better not be true. When it comes to divegrass I'm a total Colombiaboo, I love their play style and I want to fuck James's boy pussy.

And since this will probably be Le Cut Inside Man's last world cup, I will be very very sad if Netherlands don't even qualify.

>>74752890
You realise that the Netherlands have to compete in the hardest confederations. They also have France in their group.

UEFA isn't som kiddie pool like CONMEBOL and CONCACAF, you can't slip up and make it.

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>>74752930
>UEFA isn't som kiddie pool like CONMEBOL and CONCACAF

>>74749862
Bosnia will most likely beat you guys.

Greece got lucky last game with that screamer of a shot in stoppage time.

In Bosnia I think they'll win 2-0.

But you're right I don't see their defence winning in the playoff vs some of those teams.

>>74751612
Chicharito looks like a girl and it's so off-putting

>>74748366
As a half Serb half Bosnian I can almost guarantee my life that >we will not qualify.

We are ex yugos..the kings of the choke.

Croats are the exception in terms of qualifying but even they got anally abused by the Mexicans last time.

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>>74753108
What do you think about his new look?

>>74753190
Now he's a serial killer?

>>74753020
Just look how easy your qualification is.

You literally lost 5 out of 16 matches and had a chance to qualify. That's over one third.

Denmark lost 2 out of 10 matches and didn't even have the chance at a playoff qualification as the second team in the group.

Us (Sweden) only lost 2 matches in the group stage and we had to play the eventual World Champions. What was our reward in the playoffs? Fucking Portugal with peak Ronaldo.

So the whole qualification for Sweden comes down to two home and away matches vs. Germany and Portugal.

You got to play fucking Jord "who?" an after coasting to a nice 5th out of 9 team finish

Tell me again how CONMEBOL isn't a joke qualification

>serbia
>qualifying for anything ever

>>74751472
Iceland has a bigger chance winning the world cup than Memexico

>>74753229
>wants to go to the world cup after losing to niggermountain

romania has the same chance to qualify as leicester has to win the ucl

>>74753229
UruGAY BTFO by based Achmed.

>>74751719
>netherlands

Is there any point in watching soccer? Just watch the game highlights to see the 1 goal scored

>>74754951
>(you)

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>>74750178
One of these things is not like the others

>>74755041
Is Mexico the best country to never win a World Cup? Or does that title belong to the Netherlands?

>>74755041
None are white

>>74748530
England destroy little fish in qualification

>>74755041
That's only because of their shit easy qualification.

>>74755159
>a
>fucking
>leaf
did mexico even reach a final? Sweden, Chile, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, and even Greece have had better teams

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>>74755159
>Is Mexico the best country to never win a World Cup?
You're joking right?

As you can see they've never even fucking won a quarter-final

Here's a list of teams that have won quarter-finals/made the top 4

Spoiler Mexico isn't there

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>>74753229
>Denmark
>literally behind fucking Montenegro
>expecting to qualify to a WC

>Sweden
>lliterally behind the worst Netherlands ever
>expecting to qualify to a WC

So why are trying to prove based uruguaybro's point?

>>74755600
You realise that I'm talking about 2014 you fucking n1gg7r?

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>>74755639
And that changes everything because...?

>>74755679
Because you can replace fucking Montenegro and "Worst Netherlands" with Italy and Germany (literally Germany who 7-1 you at home we held to a 4-4 draw in Berlin)

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>>74755600
Montenegro hasn't played Poland yet, expect them to drop once they do

Netherlands is only leading on goal difference, I expect them to slip (which is unfortunate, because I really like LCIM and Netherlands in general)

>>74755679
>>74755729
as in you wouldn't even qualify if you had to play in UEFA

>>74755159
netherlands for sure

>>74748397
>implying anyone except Brazil can win in the stratosphere of Quito

israel would have a much easier time qualifying if they played in asia

>>74755901
Only because they would qualify automatially

>>74753152
balkans are literally the meme peninsula of the world in every aspect of life
there is a reason we have the term balkan mentality

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>>74755729
Oh, you're right. Thats proves your entire point.

You only forgot that part where you admit that Sweden and Denmark are Bolivia Tier, and UEFA and Conmebol arrange the qualifications so there's no fucking way those shitty nt's could qualify.

Colombia, which reached quarter-finals in 2014, however, can.
Chile, which reached 16th round, also can.
Argentina, which reached the final, also can.
Brazil, which reached the semifinal, also can.

But no Sweden, Bolivia, Denmark, Venezuela and others shitty nts. You can't come to the party, i'm sorry.

because >we might unironically not qualify

>>74755964
even if the arab teams actually played them

israel is roughly on the level of australia imo

>>74748366
>Algeria
>Ghana
>USA
>Uzbekistan
>Bosnia

>>74756069
Non of the countries you mention would qualify through UEFA
But Denmark and Sweden would get to every World Cup if we could play in CONMEBOL

>>74756069
B T F O
T
F
O

>>74751472
I think Argentina vs Portugal final would be the best match. The last chance for Messi and Ronaldo.

[spoiler]Portugal wins[/spoiler]

>>74756069
You might also be interested in the fact that even with the ultra difficult UEFA qualifications Sweden has qualified for the World Cup more times than any CONMEBOL nation outside of the three that have won the World Cup

>>74748366

Why don't let more CONCACAF teams play?

Seriously these niggers have literally free pass to WC, why not make it harder for them?

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>>74756274
>peninsula

Argentina won't qualify

Also, why the fuck does Asia and Africa get the same amount of spots? 30% teams in our confederation are World Champions

>>74756333
I don't know why that quotation appeared there. It was supposed to be just a sad sad face of Messi

>>74755159
Why do Amerifats and Canadians think Mexicans are good at soccer? This is one gimmick I will never understand

They've never got past the ro16 in WCs not hosted in Mexico, and at home could barely advance one more stage

Poland, the Neverlands or the USSR have a better history

>>74756440
continintial pride

>>74756440
Makes them feel better when they lose to them

>>74750178
You have to go back.

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>>74756440
it's a sort of recent meme.
north americans are so self centered and clueless they have no idea what a good team is.
they have some singular matches results and cling to it like a piece of fine jewelry.
kinda sad 2bh but at the same time, what would we do as an argentino and a brasileiro if our teams weren't so prominent historically?

>>74756804
>what would we do as an argentino and a brasileiro if our teams weren't so prominent historically?
At least in Argentina we play like 10 different sports and are good at all of them

We could just move to another sport if we were bad at football

>>74756872
true

but mexico is bad at pretty much everything

>algeria

no

>>74757038
The good Mexican athletes already managed to jump the wall ;^)

>>74748569
The based Server Djeparov

>>74751305
>>Poland
>>Denmark
>>Montenegro
>>not all strong

>these nt's are football powerhouses in a European WC qualifier
>this is harder than Chile Argentina Brazil Uruguay Colombia Ecuador and Paraguay fighting for a top 4 in order to qualify

USA wont qualify this cycle. The sport will go down the tubes

>>74758513
this
Sweden is weak af
how will xhe ever recover?

>>74756804
yall have volleyball and what else besides footy?

>>74748477
The US is actually decent. For the past 25 years or so, we've consistently reached the final 16.

>>74761535
wow it's so hard to qualify in the group with panama and honduras
and then it's a group with 1 european team that chokes under pressure because it's their one chance of passing the group stage after winning a fucking qualifiers group with netherlands, russia, england, ukraine and who the fuck not

I'm just happy to be there 2bh

>>74761676

chill dude, the USA is actually one of the most promising countries right now in terms of football

so what are the chances the US and Argentina fail to qualify?

>>74755041
Sheeeeeiiiit lol

>>74763136
This. Every generation seems to be giving more of a shit about soccer, so once the youth teams start developing actual footballers and the players enter european market, they will be title contenders. This still may be one or two generationa away tho.

>>74763136
>>74763785
>Ameriboos
Pulisic is a fluke m8, most talented athletes in there are big and fast niggers that see sports as a way out of the hood so the absolute best they can hope for (in at least 3-4 decades) is an England type of national team with overhyped young kids that are really fast and athletic but that can't really compete at the higher level

>>74763136
>>74763785
I think the biggest thing now is that kids can regularly watch the best in the world on TV every week. 10 years ago you can only find a champions league match on ESPN every once in awhile.

>>74753190
>le cartel lad look
how contrived. sad!

>>74751319
>Sweden couldn't singlehandedly-destroy the Netherlands in 90 minutes or less
TOP KEK DUTCH PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Swedes are ITCHING for a game with the Netherlands. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty team. There wouldn't be a square meter of Dutch soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our team is done bombarding your defenseless goal. Then, our hooligan boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Dutch pig shit they see. When Sweden's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

>>74748366
>implying Argentina will not finish in 5th and will play repechage against New Zealand and will loss

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>>74764747
Of course nobody will do shit about it because nobody will need to. The SJWs will make you bend over and humiliate yourself apologizing.

>>74748366
>(you)-beki-beki-stan-stan
replace with saudi arabia, who lead their table and will force the aussies (3rd) to beat uzbekistan (also 3rd)
>chokentina
i want to see them choke in the world cup, but it looks like they are doing it quite early. replace with colombia
>srb
they are basically the england of the balkans, only they are much worse. full of overrated players that play like they do you a favor for even stepping on the field. replace with netherlands
>muslim srb
not good enough this time around. they wont take over greece. replace with greece.
>gypsyland
did you even check their group? they have poland leading it. replace with poland
>ireland
i would say no, but they have srb and wales in their group so yes.

>>74764491

This

>>74748366
Once again, Oceania will get robbed a qualification place

I used that ultrazone prediction site and did some simple dice rolls for form etc. (minor changes, balanced i feel) I started it few days ago, it came out like this:
Host:
>Russia

Europoo:
>France
>Switzerland
>Germany (only 30 pts team)
>Serbia (really tight group)
>Poland
>England
>spain
>belgium
>iceland
Playoff euro
>portugal
>slovakia
>italy
>croatia

S. America:
>uruguay
>hue
>chile
>equador
>colombia (won against new zealand)

N. Amerigo:
>mexico
>costa rica
>USAUSAUSAUSA (literally got "in" in last or second to last matchday)

Africa:
>nigeria
>South Africa
>cote d'ivore
>arabian carthage
>egypt

Asia:
>japs
>australia
>s. Korea
>iran
>uzbekistan (won against panama)

Only real shocker was argentina - they were pretty comfy at 3rd until 2 last matches -suprising draw against peru and away loss against equador. They finished 6th.

>>74753077
im sure we ll go for the 0-0 in bosnia.
our team has bigger chances of drawing with belgium , aka stealing a point from them, than bosnia , due to defence. if we draw belgium and bosnia the other 3 matches are managable.
plus cyprus can easily give us a 3pointer away, while tryharding to steal 3 points from Bosnia.
so we re favorites in finishing 2nd, for now.

>>74748543
Sweden just barely managed to refball their way to a draw at home against them and that was without LCIM

i don't think Serbia will qualify
Ireland and Wales imho will pull through, although it is a very tight group

>>74761535
The delusion is real.

>>74764747
Why are you so angry swedenbro?

>>74771194
Nice, but Cameroon? They won the African Cup.

>>74771194
Argentina will make it, FIFA won't allow their golden boy to miss the WC.

Trust me I've seen Argentina play for years, they and Brazil are the kings of refball in South America, even more so that at club level. Everyone else from around these places will tell you that

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>>74748366
>2014 was 915 years ago

>>74772295
>Brazil
>king of refball

Stop telling lies, uruguaybro. Everyone knows that brazilians clubs didn't start to play Libertadores for real until mid-90s because of massive corruption, refball and murderball of our south american fellows (including you). We never had a Grondona. If todays Conmebol is biased towards our clubs, like giving us 8 spots in Copa Lib, is because they have money, and not because we have influence there.

>>74772295
FIFA can do all they want to try to get Argentina in but it won't matter since Messi is a perennial choker and will find a way to keep them out

>>74771495
have some faith in us spaghetti-san :(
but yeah it's gonna be tight like a virgin's cunt

>>74772715
>I'm a retard that takes /sp/ memes seriously: the post

Without Messi, we were bad enough to lose 0-1 to Paraguay, who were using an old man as a goalkeeper. The refs even gave us a penalty kick that got saved.

>>74773764
Those memes exist for a reason
>losing to Chile
>zero WCs
>getting bounced by literal whos every year in the CL

>>74775338
BTFO
T
F
O

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>>74751353
>playing wales this week
>bale back from injury early
>brady suspended
>hoolahan and duffy injured

>>74753190
He looks like the guy from Split

>>74775937
>wessi is in his mid 30s

It's not fair lad

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>>74748366
>most likely playing Argentina in a Inter-Federation qualifier

HOLD MY BEER, I'VE GOT THIS!

>loses 16-1 on aggregate

>>74748366
Uzbekistan will choke once again.
Bosnia won't go through.
I believe that egypt will win.

>>74781721
Take that to the bookies.

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>>74756400
Now you made me scared. What does that mean?

>>74772295
>br reffball in comembol
Ajejajejaajejaehaehajeuajeuajeuajeua

Pablo Diego pór favor. EVERY single fuck game inibertadores or sula when br team needs to make a gol to win and pass the refree (thiefs) only takes 2 min even its need +5 if cucaracha team needs score against br team the thief just take 5+ even its need only 2. No mentions to red cards, yellow cards be fouls and retarding game is just refballed against brs every fucken match. You just bundalouca because futebol uruguaio de clubes just died in last 3 years.