/heem/

why?

THOUGHT YOU HAD AN OP BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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WAKE UP STIPE
IT'S ALL OVER AGAIN

>>74736940
Banning weed is ridiculous. Can't they just tell USADA to let that shit slide?

1st for Pudilova is qt

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>tfw the canadian cuck is a janitor deleting the good threads

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>>74737205
WHAT'S UP BITCH

WHAT

WHAT

>mods enabling Adan's Autism
>he will continue to make shit threads
>you all will be forced to join
i'm done lads, edgy threads is what you all will get

>>74737221
cry me a literal river, you crybaby fucking bitch lol

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>>74737234

lol dude just do it like you usually do jesus

>>74737234
why is marijuana even a tested drug, it's not like it fucking makes it easier to fight

what happened to picks?

>>74737262
buddy got banned

>>74737244
? i just copy/pasted in hopes someone will actually use it next thread, sadly we have people like you to deal with
>>74737262
banned, mods want no more fun on here. they think everyone is involved in shitposting

If anything, Marijuana helps fighters recover from the brain damage they take.

Plus, I'd rather have fighters on weed than pills.

>>74737262
>>74737272
>>74737277
How do you guys know he was banned?

>>74737295
you guys told me he got banned

>>74737295
posts were deleted throughout the thread, mods are slowly killing heem

>>74736940
Thanks OP.

Don't listen to the haters

Can someone post the joe soto bleeding webm from last event?

>>74737368
Jacare

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>>74737382

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>>74737277
>>74737272
>>74737295
im not banned

>>74737434
you're not buddy, though

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>>74737382
>>74737415
Why the poor quality?

>>74737447
i made it from a shit stream

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>>74737382
>>74737447

>>74736940
>testing for weed
just pop pain pills goy

Remember that time you were a fuckin idiot?
No?
oh here you go in case you forgot I decided to lend a hand and help you remember lmao >>74736969
>>74736979
>>74736982


>>74737483
weed helps them zone in, yo

>>74737415
>>74737447
>>74737461
Thanks!

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>>74737523
why do you pretend you dont want to be OP more than anything in the world?

>>74737571
why do you pretend my dick isn't literally inside your mouth right now

>>74737368
no, but thanks for the you.

>>74737606
yeah thats what i figured. heem is dying and youre actively killing it

>>74737644
yeah thats what i figured,

youre suckin my dick lol

You guys are both pretty gay but as long as you think you're cool that's all that matters

>>74737672
thanks for supporting the thread my man

>>74737680
I appreciate you giving props to that guy, man, thanks man

>>74737719
seems like this will work just fine my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCmxecGyu9g

Dan Hardy absolutely poopetually BTFO fake fight fans. The O2 is sold out, people are happy to watch the fights, stfu you creeply lookin goofs, get lost! Beat it!

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Have you thanked based Jacare today yet /heem/?

>>74737794
lmao I love it

>>74737753
fake fight fans just don't get it my man. they don't get it

>>74737753
>against heckler
Come on man, that dude was being calm af about it. He has a ticket and everything, how on earth can you call him a fake fightfan when he's going to be there watching live and you're going to watch on a potato quality stream?

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will bones ever come back to save LHW from le fat dryhumping man?

>>74737859
Jon Jones is a fucking bitch and so are you

>>74737859
bitch

>>74737859
dc is ourguy. newfaggot

>>74737859
Since when is DC boring?
This is the weirdest meme to pop up lately

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Let me tell you that when he says "be careful", it's because he will just pull out of main events! I'm serious! He will leave the rest of the card dangling, he does not care! You are the one that needs to be careful!

J A C A R E
A
C
A
R
E

>>74738064
no it isn't you weirdo

>>74737437
i dont know what that means

>>74738064
same guy forcing the jacare being a roider meme

>>74738064
194ers who only saw his fight against Andy

I just woke up from a nightmare where Masvidal KO'd Maia in the first 50 seconds of the fight and then Maia retired in tears. I've never had an mma dream before so this scares me. What if I'm a prophet or some shit and this is how I find out?

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>people watch ufc over boxing
>people watch gay porn over real fighting

iMessage to 74738219
Beat it

>>74738219
Pillow tap sucks. 100% of the bouts are boring dogshit. Ward/Kovalev was worse than womens' mma.

>>74738219
That's some good hand speed
Just a shame you have a really shitty potato quality gif as opposed to a decent WebM. If you can find it on Youtube I'll even make you one

what do you cats think of the movie Cloverfield?

>>74738244
Decent. 10 cloverfield lane is better.

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>>74738229
>Ward/Kovalev was worse than womens' mma.
>being too dumb to understand a tactical striking match that was still a spicy banger
have fun watching men grope each other

>>74737885
This one took me like 10 replays to figure out how he did this. Crazy.

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>>74738297
>pacman got KOed by that

LOL

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alright, more of these now

>>74738264
it is better

but cloverfield has it's place in my heart, regardless

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>>74738203
>mfw kenya is yakub

>>74738320
pacquiao is the biggest meme in boxing ever

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JUST BLEED

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post fighters and i'll edit the pics

>>74738339
Such a shame that Germany left us

>>74738341
this made me feel sad

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>>74738341

Despite what you may think, Dariush is still my boy

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>MW division RUINED by these two knuckleheads

>>74738374
He was having some good success with his combo's early in the fight

>>74738297
> fighting is groping

What a dork you are. Boxing is trash. The sport is shut down once McGregor shatters Mayweather's jaw inside 3 rounds.

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>>74738357

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>https://www.rt.com/sport/381130-khabib-ferguson-new-date/
>“Our teams will continue the negotiations. A possible date is September.”

FUCK FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74738341

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>>74738440
can you make moose like an anime, like this>>74738341. (if its not too much trouble :])

>>74738465
Not even interested anymore

>>74738465
So looks like Conor won't be defending his belt in 2017 looooooool

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>>74738341

Anyone spotted Conor talking with Kovalev all shady by the ring during Conlan's fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RwnzoHNL0

Maybe he wants some of that Krusher power so he has a puncher's chance in the ring with Floyd.

>>74738529
leave vitor to me

>>74738503
This tbf

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>>74738469
>>74738494
coming up

>>74738529
no

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>>74738503
>>74738549
fuck khabib man

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>>74737876
>>74738036
>>74738043
>>74738064
Hey pussies are you still there?

Lavar Ball would KO Conor in the first round

>>74738619
shut up

>>74738625
t. 205er

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>>74738469

>>74738654
nice

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>>74738577

wow GGG is paying 1.14
if you've got 10k laying around take your free 1400 bucks fampai

>>74738542
lol, boxingfags and Conor haters were trying to claim they were arguing and that Kovalev was "punking" McGregor after posting some shorter video of them talking only for a couple of seconds.

Sorry dorks, Kovalev isn't with you.

>>74738203
I hope you're right and I hope your predictions take years off of your life

>>74738619
You say that like it's some sort of controversial statement

LaMelo would choke out Conor with a Japanese Necktie

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>>74738494
i dont remember which action i used to make the megan one m8. sorry, take this one instead

>>74738778
this one will do. thanks anon

>>74738746

They seem to have short exchange in a serious, but rather friendly manner. That literally happened few hours ago where would they get this "punking" from?

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>>74738682
i also /betche/

>>74738949
Majestic, thank you.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BRxBcaAh8Pi/

>TROOST ME ON DAT!

>>74739008
BASED GEGA

>>74739008
He does his shtick really well. Even though I don't think he has a chance his apparent confidence makes me feel interested

>>74739008
>inb4 floyd destroyd his achilles in round 1 and conor knocks him right after

Honestly feel a complete lack of interest in tomorrows card

Really don't like cards that aren't at the normal time.

>>74739030
I believed him for a second there desu

>>74737153
>literally got his ass beat by Fabio Maldonado

>>74739149
did you watch the fight?

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Mr. Finland

>People doubt Conor
>Again

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when does NATTY tibau return?

*pulls out 1 day before the fight*

*portions tiramisu*

>>74739223
yes live

fedora got pieced up

>>74737447
Is it just me or is the ref pissing anyone else off

>khasbeen nurmagomedov

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Whaddaya think /Heem/

So is manuwa vs Anderson the off brand taste test for dc vs rumble?

anyone else really hyped for the fights tomorrow? Don't even know why, just got a good feeling about it

>>74739569
actually yeah, kinda.

>>74739584
Ufc and boxing tomorrow
Prilosec on hand for all the potential spice

>>74739600
who's boxing?

>>74739604
GGG v Jacobs

breddy gud fight desu

>>74739612
>fight
I think you mean 'boxing match'

>>74739530
Borderline free money. Good job

>>74738494
>Amanda "Buffalo Wild Wings waitress" Cooper

You a boxing guy?

I'm da boxing guy ye

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Glory was a fucked up situation

>>74739733
the entrance to that fight was so fucking hype, almost a riot.

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>>74738341
edit this fighter

pretty fitting that a canadian OP is the one that finally killeed /heem/

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Fuck this gay thread

Reem bless

What are some essential BJJ matches?

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>>74740180
>watching BJJ

OK, /heem/.

It's 4:30 in the moring (4:30 AM ET) here. I just woke up after sleep 6 hours.

What time do the fightapss premlims start?

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>>74740184
>not watching BJJ

>>74737246
Numbs down pain receptors.

>>74740188
yesterday i thought i was being apprehended for not having a tv license or streaming the events, but it turns out the water company said i used 27,000 gallons of water in March and they suspected a problem lol

>>74736940
>If anything, Marijuana helps fighters recover from the brain damage they take.
No it fucking doesnt you brain damaged retard. Im sick and tired of fucking idiots like you who think weed is the ultimate cure for fucking EVERYTHING.

>>74740206
Wasnt ment for the OP even though hes a retard too

>>74740206
hey man, it makes them feel good, that means it's good lol

i can't wait for ER staff with real problems to SNAP on weed users who "OD'd"

>>74740227
My friend at Yale says he just gives them enough Ativan or Benadryl by IV to knock them out lol

>>74739733
badr badr hari badr badr hari he s a bad boyy

>>74739685
kek

>>74740188
give me a minute to google that for you

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When did you become capable of admitting this isn't a sport?

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da fuq

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>>74740414
>CM Punk wins

>>74740425
>it's real

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>>74740425
>testing for weed when there are fighters who look like this

>>74740440
lol you fight the good fight all night

>>74740460
24/7. go on post more jacaroid or nig-head

>>74740414
>mma is not a sport

I AM BOXING

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Anyone watching the main event right now, or is this just /shitposting/ general?

When Conor heems Floyd in the first round will he surpass Schaub as the goat?

>>74739353
He's back at the end of the year. Strangely enough he tested positive for EPO of all things. Does he still hold the record for most wins in the division?

when does prelims start tonight for central european time

>>74739530
complete waste of money. good job

>>74740562
5:30 pm GMT

Time to pay the piper heem.

If you don't train before the fights you don't deserve to enjoy them. In 8 hours you will be sitting on your a$$ watching the fights either way. Do you want to earn it? Get after it heemsters.

>>74740733
>implying i can exercise lmao @ ur life

lol ncaa tournament games start right befor the prelims and end right after the main card

lowest us ratings ever incoming

>>74740733
10 km running done my man

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>>74740774
its fightpass jerk off, beat it goofball

>>74740762
I want you to imagine that your life was a movie..,

>>74740782
do you trane ufc?

>>74740733
i did some bench press yesterday is that good enough

>>74740788
Lol why?

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>>74736940
Powerful in his gyno is Anderson, Joe.

>>74740787
i'm like Enzo Ferrari's son without the intelligence

>>74740790
Only YOU can answer that question. Is it good enough?

>>74740790
>tfw barely bench the bar for 10
kill me

>>74740810
pls be my gf

i lied toothpaste, my cousin can do 425 for reps, not me lol

>>74740818
he showed me 125 pound one arm curls too

i didn't even try

>>74740818
>>74740828

That is shit.

Post your walkout songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va9HxF86KHY

>>74740818
>i lied
oh wow real shocker there

>>74740845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIAFYKJZ03Y

>>74740852
based spain

>>74740810
How small are you? I could do that in 9th grade and I was skelly as fuck

>>74740845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>74740852
Would Jon jones fuck up Mike Tyson in a street fight?

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let the peace flow through you all

>>74740871
That's not a champ mentality lad.

>>74740873
Absolutely not.

>>74740852
BASED

>>74740873
Yes, would pop mikes eyes out in a minute.

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>>74740845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAO3CiQrDGU

>>74740880
That would be my shtick. Always saying that I expect to lose...but never do :^)

>>74740845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62UEhaj4Zk

>>74740912
This would unshook your opponent tbqh.

>>74740604
that is in 5 and half horus?

>>74740733
>not shadow boxing while watching
not a real fightfan

>>74740926
6 and a half bud

>>74740938
that's fucking amazing i cant belive ufc card that i dont have to watch till 7 in morning ty

>>74740942
european takeover of mma in commencement

>>74740957
fucking bullshit i'm protesting this one

>>74740977
the card is unrivaled shit wgaf

>>74740977
>>74740998
this is card of year fuck u lads

>yfw conor ko's floyd stiff with a spinning back kick in the first round

>>74740988
>that hair
JUST

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>the one card I can watch at a normal time is on a day I'm actually leaving the apartment

hehe nice prank by ufc got me good HAHAHAHA

>>74740845
Undisputed GOAT coming in HOT
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA

https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA

W

>>74741016
How much would they fine Conor? I would unironically buy the PPV if this would happen

>>74741028
>dutch talking about hair

>>74741041
stream it on your phone senpai

>>74741016
If only he could land those

>>74740873
On concrete Jon would suplex Mike straight into a wheelchair

based

at least there is something amazing to watch in person today (unlike this SHIT ufc card)


A 217-foot-tall Delta IV rocket in its most powerful configuration is set to pierce the twilight sky Saturday in what should be an impressive sight thanks to help from four strap-on solid rocket motors.

The twilight liftoff by United Launch Alliance is scheduled for 7:44 p.m., or about 10 minutes after sunset. The window for liftoff at Launch Complex 37 closes at 8:59 p.m.

Konner magiga would fuck mike up bad with dat left

>>74741222
poland cannot into space, except that which is in between their ears

>>74741222
hopefully they'll be a stream for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQeISn7ttek

do you troost him /heem/?

>>74741308
I am so meh for this supposed superfight

>>74741334
That's because you think Conor is going to lose, you literally can't even conceive of the memes that are going to take place when Floyd get shot heemd. It's like an infant trying to grasp what it is like to be an adult. The concept is beyond imagination.

>>74741355
Conor doesn't come into it all that much, I'm just sick of him really. Boxing is death to watch the majority of the time and contrived trash talking doesn't get me hyped since I got over WWE shit years ago.

>>74741308
he got me hyped for a second then I remembered he got clowned by nate freaking diaz

>>74741258
lol
if you're not memeing there is always a live one on youtube

Perry was truly /Heemsguy/ but you just cast him aside when he lost

Sickening tbqh, never liked /heem/ again after

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>>74736940
Good op op

>>74741442
what a slut

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Anybody going to pay respect to our boy Frankie Murder?

>>74736940
Knew Abel Trujillo was a criminal

>>74741441
Never liked that faggot was happy he lost in such an unsightly way

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AKA, take a bump.

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>>74741503
MIESHA

Who is you're favourite ring girl entertainer for the UFC?

>>74741564
ugly face

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>they're going to have to gather an army to try and take one of them off me, and that's out straight
>Never defend hes title
What did he mean by this?

>>74741634
I'm going to be floyd's 50th fight and make 1000x more than any UFC cuck

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Do you consider Joe Rogan a good sports broadcaster?

>>74741634
>dana wears ireland jersey in ireland
>dana doesn't wear brazil jersey in brazil

really makes you think

How comes /heem/ is dead nowadays?

>>74741794
he's one of those dipshits who believes he's irish

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>>74741620
the literal definition of butter face

>>74741822
>losing to rounda lousy
>twice

>>74741809
conor doesn't have a fight booked

>>74741809
all the wwefags who post here are consumed the new fappening

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>>74741676
Roe Jogan is a HYPE machine who is a really good color commentator for the UFC and will be missed when he retires next year.

HIs podcast and its followers are pure cancer however

>>74741822
her face turns me on

>>74738288
>there are people who consider themselves straight who would not want to rip those pants off and chow down on paige's fat puss

>>74741822
Her face is fine

What's your excitement level for tonight's caged action?

>>74741859
>new fappening
is paige an innie i have to know

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>>74741859
The UFC needs one

>>74738288
chinless ape

>>74741903
sturdy 5/10

>>74741859
>new fappening
sauce

>>74741921
Not bad, turgid 6/10 here

>>74741926
eroshare.com/s66y0q18

>>74741903
0 out of 10. I'll be watching nothing instead, not even March Dadless.

>>74741926
/b/ search "paige" in the catalog

>>74741956
or just be an absolute madman:

>>74741955

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>>74741956
horrendous tits on a 6/10 sticc slag wgaf

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>>74740733
Just did some curls. My arms are aching but it's what a winner accepts to stay one foot ahead of the competition

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>>74741611
Not ufc but damn I would force her to lick my anus.

Was Conor scared of kovalev?

>>74738203
I had a dream Jorge becomes champion and then loses the belt to Cowboy

What's the fuss about? Personally I have fapped to that new paigie photo several hours ago.

>>74742163
why would he be scared he could just take him down

>>74742246
Calm the fuck down Salamat.
Jerk it off or something.

>>74742163
Conor is scared of anyone above 5'9".

>>74742280
kovalev has killed people with punches
Conor has shit ground game
Floyd will expose him

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>>74742343
>le shit ground game meme

>>74742295
My Salamat wouldn't fit in you're mouth, Ivan.

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>>74742058
>proceeds to post miesha's implants

>>74742438
Great comeback.

>>74742505
Not as great as the comeback from his salamat which wouldn't fit in your mouth.

wtf is a salamat anyway

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>>74742438
Good one, Abdulkadir!

>all these wgaf flags

https://youtu.be/rf_WWMTR9LU

Remember this?

>>74742884
yes

>>74742884
Why is DC so insecure and not threatening?

>>74742884
Jon = Me
Sholler= Jani
DC=Schaub h8rs

who is the best fighter in the ufc?

>>74742936
Paige Rachel Michelle Sletten VanZant

>>74742936
meaty mouse johnson

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Reebok has really figured things out

>>74742936
Unironically Rumble Johnson.

>>74742936
>>74742936
Whore hey mass vee dall

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Who else /WOODLEY/ here?

wenger out

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lol

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>>74743188

>>74743188
>>74743230
old news pal

>>74743248
really? because i can't read dates and time. fucking blithering idiot.

>>74742936
Edson BarBOYza

>>74743131
good post

>>74743248
Thanks for the clarification I thought it was pitch dark in London right now. Fucking zilch. I swear to fuck I hate Irish people.

Hear you sucking air anon.

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>>74743264
>>74743289

i guess america woke up on the salty side of the bed this morning

https://youtu.be/cXg_9aLd5_Y

I can't understand this.
Why did Sergio hit him?
And why did the mom bring them round anyway?

>>74743435
I got up before you you absolute nobody. Have another beer.

>>74743188
>>74743230
somebody has a bet, woke the opponent up in the middle of the night to better his chances

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Confident as a motherfucker. Long, Rangy...DANGEROUS with every hand

That one word sold the fight for me. Based Conrad

Isn't this a fightpass card? Why is the main card not available in Aus?

>>74744208
ur joking,,,

where ya boy where ya boy where ya boy at

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Cut this cunt right now

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>>74744208
Dana White spent $160,000 on a fossil. Nothing in life is free.

>>74744945
>tfw literally smaller than average hand size
>same size as the average for a WOMAN
just fucking kill me

>>74743986
>Dangerous with every hand

H-h-how m-many hands d-d-does he have?