which players are literally TO INTELLIGENT in general? meaning

cant zim zam the flim flam

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3506132/Mathieu-Flamini-s-business-GF-Biochemicals-acquires-company-Segetis-savvy-Arsenal-midfielder-continues-look-green-alternatives-oil.html

>alcoholic moron
>two inteligent

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Valdano
He wrote poetry and read philosophy while his teammates played ping-pong or masturbated

>>74728905
He's a pretentious fucker if anything

>>74728794
>Alcoholic moron
>Named after philosopher

Really joggles the marbles

Kuba Blaszczykowski. Tho he is too polite to be a coach.

>>74729115

he could be a coach at pogon scszszsecin tho

>>74728710
>marxist
>intelligent

He also idolized Hugo Chavez.

>>74728710
He is a retard.

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Few people know but Ronaldo/Penaldo/TSUU is well above average intelligence.

Based Socrates, of course.

>end football career
>enter medicine school

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>>74729429
Messi Messi Messi is the same, but his autism keeps him from showing anything outside the football pitch

>>74729437
He actually got his diploma DURING his early professional football career. On Ribeirão Preto campus of fucking USP.

Now, can you imagine a professional BRBR football player pulling the same shit nowadays?

>>74729563

dude no offense but in the 80's i could have made it into my NT. you had the time and energy to do academic shit on the side, nowadays it's impossible. the level of play has increased 9000-fold.

>>74729628
"""""Nowadays"""" meme isnt over in /sp/? Are you still pulling that shit out?

don't forget the lampster

>>74729628
Juan Mata is pursuing (or was) an economics degree, and he plays in the elite

>>74729563
Blaszczykowski was studying something while in his top form in BVB

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>tfw too intelligent to stay in shape

>>74729717
>comparing economy with medicine

I dunno about elsewhere, but here in Brazil Medicine is the most difficult course with miles of distance. Economics degree while playing football would be very easy, at least here in Brazil. But Medicine's degree? Hell no.

>>74729769
I wasn't comparing them, germanbro didn't specify, just said ANY academic stuff. So he's wrong. Also it's not like economics is like studying some shit like gender studies either. I'd say it's more that what you can expect from a footballer

van der sar, looks like a smart chap

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>>74729799
>just said ANY academic stuff

Well then there is him.

>>74729717
I remember reading an interview from Mata in a French magazine and they actually stopped talking about football at some point and discussed literature for 75% of the interview

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him too, speaks a number of languages and has a degree, they say

Who is the most retarded player then?

>>74729878
>who is the most corrupt politician?

>>74729878
---> >>74729365

>>74729563
any moron could get into USP back in the day, half of the population was illiterate.

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>>74729876
>armenian degree

>>74729799
Also I should add, players nowadays lose a shitton of time doing promotional and marketing stuff, travelling and whatnot. In the past that time could be spent on studying or cultivating oneself.

>>74729878

balotelli

Doesn't Lampard have a degree?

>>74729936
He does supposedly have an IQ of 150

football training sessions take 3 hours. Lots of people study and still do actual work full-time, what's so amazing about studying while playing soccer?

>>74729931
Balotelli is actually the most intelligent player ever, literally a modern day Oscar wilde

Aldo chiellini has a law degree

>>74729878
tempted to say rooney, but i am sure there are players a lot dumber than him. he seems like kind of an average dumb guy, but i think football players have potential to reach even further in dumbness than average people.

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>>74729851
it says Paulo Coelho. Literally worst taste than /lit/

>>74729977
oh, the older memes never die...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Unquotable:Oscar_Wilde

>>74728794
Goddamn disrespectful shithead.

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>>74730050
In defense of my fellow hue, apparently the good doctor was indeed a smug fuck. Even Casão said so.

>>74730195
Forgot link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndpj3fGO2eo&spfreload=10

>>74729563
Because football was a joke until the XI century

Maradona used to go to parties the night before games and still play good, the level overall of football was way worse than today's

Just watch some videos of the "best plays" of these years and it's shit even players like Payet would do today

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Nakata is an existenzialist.

>>74729628
Pretty sure Mkhitaryan is doing a Masters.

>all them people saying someone studies ergo he's smart
Anyone can study and get a degree lmao

Kyrie Irving has an university degree and believes the Earth is flat

>>74730357
this 2bh

>>74728710
>Socrates
WE WUZ GREEKS AND SHIET.

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>>74730392
It's funnier when actual Greeks do it

They unironically believe they are connected to ancient Greeks and deny the fact that they are a bunch of Turks in disguise

>>74729446
It's actually well known in Spain that Messi is subhuman levels of stupid


Still the GOAT though

>>74730195
Good. Smug, intelligent AND a good footie player.

>>74730357
>Comparing AmericanSports™ to actual sports
Man I hate you fucking burgers.

>>74730357
Kyrie Irving was awarded a diploma because he knows how to play basketball.

It's not the case of Socrates, who actually had to pass through the most difficult entrance exam of the country.

>>74730487
>the most difficult entrance exam of the country
>of the country
wow such a deal

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>>74729249
>reactionary
>intelligent

>>74730534
In a country as continental as Brazil with 100 million people back then, it is.

Also, USP puts any University of your country into shame.

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>>74728710
The Mozart of football

>>74730487
you're either a semi-literate retard or a delusional undergrad if you think getting into an university in Brazil makes someone particularly intelligent. It's a fucking highschool content exam.

>>74730722
t. estudante de uniesquina

>>74730749
delusional undergrad confirmed. You're not intelligent. Public (and private) universities in Brazil are filled with morons who can't write or do basic algebra.

>>74728905
What a loser

Everyone knows ping pong is the most intellectual sport.

mario gomez seems like a good, intelligent bloke.
like almost too intelligent sometimes when he wasnt scoring or loved by the fans - that really got to him

while people like g.müller simply blasted it into the net regardless

>>74729878
Not necessarely related, but Hamez struggles to speak his own language, there's a video around about people on tv laughing live at him while he speaks.

>>74730581
>0 nobels