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>Russia 2018
>Portugal x Argentina final
>0-0 after extra time
>Ronaldo has been missing goal after goal
>Messi has retired from his NT, watches the match on his autism-friendly TV, surrounded by pizza slices and empty Sprite cans
>4-4 on penalty shoot-out, Higuain just missed the fifth shot
>Ronaldo steps forward
>it's his moment to shine
>drops the ball on the spot
>takes 7 steps back
>exhales
>he does the Tomahawk-style kick
>the ball hits the goalkeeper with thunderous force but still goes in
>all the fans erupt, Portugal is the new World Champion
>Ronaldo does not celebrate with the rest of the team
> he just tip-toes for the camera, tears off his shirt and smiles
>TSU
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How hard would Messi kill himself if he was in that match instead?
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>>74728392
he's autistic it wouldn't bother him
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After that Euro I believe meme magic is on your side. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>Portugal
>reaching a WC final
never ever happening
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>>74728375
When did you realize that Tsu single-handedly rigged the Euros, the second-biggest tournament of the world?
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>>74729362
we've got a better chance than you do.
>7-1
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>>74734585
>Brazil had a couple bad years but that somehow deletes their enormously victorious history and minimizes Portugal's enormously mediocre history
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>>74734639
history doesn't win you games
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>>74734705
No. But changing the rules to make garbage 3rd place teams in the group stage progress to the knockout rounds does.
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>>74734705
then why are you bringing on the 7-1 retard?
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>>74734585
>7-1 = 6 world cups
The numerology is telling you who is the 2018 WC winner. Pay respect to a world champion hue.
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>>74728375
We're going to win the WC so it's impossible for Argentina and Portugal to play the final
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>>74735139
Prepare your ass. We will rape you next thursday, son.
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>>74734769
brazil is still shit
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>>74735195
It'll be hard without Suarez and our motherfucking goalkeeper but we'll win anyways.
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>>74735212
>this early damage control
We will play without 2 starters too m8. No excuses allowed.
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