How come American Football teams don't hire Sumo wrestlers

THICC

>>74713492
Defensive lineman have to be in the 6'1"-6'4" range and need to have fairly long arms to swat down balls at the line. If sumofags fit that critera they would be pretty beastly since they are already masters of leverage.

Not fat enough for USA

>>74713492
Brehs...

>>74714765

nip with the bants

>>74714765
You know what Fat Man is, Japan

>>74714852

Your mum's nickname.

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>>74714903

>>74715027

That guy is trying to break into your caravan.

>>74715027
top kek

>>74713492
because they could only do part of their job

>>74713492
>Japanese football.
It's the same thing as American football but with sumo wrestlers on all linemen positions.

You know this would be fun to watch.

>>74715397
>>74714903
>>74714765
that banter is too good for a jap

proxy or foreigner

>>74713492
Some russian sumo wrestler tried to switch to american football after he was banned from sumo for life. he ran a 9 second 40 and got cut at USF

>>74716333
would be fun, but every QB would look like Vick running around dodging sumo dudes...shit would be comical

>>74717031
>needing a linesmen to run a fast 40.
>not having different offensive and defensive lines.
He literally needs to have 1 job and that is literally to protect the QB

>>74714765
>>74714903
>>74715397
Nips are literally the best posters on this website. I don't care if you're some American English teacher. Just being there in Japan probably improves your banter game ten ford.

>>74716359
Nips have always been good with bantz, newfriend.

>>74714765
You'd know what a Fat Man is, wouldn't you?

>>74718970
>ford
HAHAHAHAHA

>>74719030
This is the level of American humor.

>>74718867
This is what the world needs, Vince McMahon.

>>74715397
Other responses are overrated, but that one right there is the only funny thing I've read on /sp/ in weeks.

>>74713704
>Defensive lineman have to be in the 6'1"-6'4" range and need to have fairly long arms
yeah that's basically the requirements for sumo, but of course you were just trash-talking without knowing shit.

>>74726840

Actually it seems from the post that he's not particularly versed in the criteria of sumos, and in fact offered that if such criteria fit, that he would believe that they're leverage skill would make them great potential candidates.

>>74715397

The nips and their fucking banter I swear.

>>74713555
FPBP

>>74729418
Shit, how do I delete comments?

>>74713492
They're slow as fuck

>>74726840
just passing by and miring the autism of this poster

Aren't like 99% of professional sumo wrestlers from Mongolia now? Anyway, Sumo Wrestlers are treated like literal demi-gods in Japan, I'm sure it would be hard to give up that lifestyle of being revered, to being some cog in a machine where the quarter back gets all the credit.

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>these childish, non aggresive replies are considered TOP TIER EBIN"""""'"banter""""""" XDDDD by americans

>>74713492
serious answer
because the D-line exists to fuck up the QB and RBs, not to wrestle the O-line
It doesn't matter if you flatten every single offensive lineman if the QB gets the ball away under no pressure. You need speed and agility to close the pocket as much as brute mass

>>74730143

Not every sumo wrestler is that big though, I'm sure there are a lot of wrestlers from slightly lower weight classes that would walk into an NFL team.

>>74729621
>Aren't like 99% of professional sumo wrestlers from Mongolia now?
No, but Mongolians do pretty well for themselves.

>>74730292
How do you expect them to chase down a running back that runs the 40 yard dash in less than 4.5 seconds?

>>74730343

I think the OP is getting confused between the offensive line, which defends, rather than the Defensive line. That would be my guess.

>>74713492
Too slow.

>>74713492
How do his hips look during the cone drill?
Does he have good hand pop?
Can he read blocking assignments?

>>74714777
underrated

>>74718998
underrated as fuck

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>>74718998

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>>74715027
top kek

>>74714765
Haha lol

>>74726840
How was I trash talking?

Think someone like DeMarcus Ware. Dude's nowhere near built for sumo. He was built to outrun and outmuscle the guy trying to stop him from murdering Eli Manningface for the 14.5th time.

Even for offensive linemen, those who train for sumo simply won't be sufficient without speed.

>>74732515
For o-line acceleration and fast hips is needed more so than just speed. Sumos are very quick out of their stances.
The main obstacle I see for sumos is endurance considering that offensive lineman rarely sub out and usually play every snap.

>>74731684
>>74732125
>underrated
>exact same comment as an earlier post >>74714852
you dumb niggerfaggots

>>74732619
Sucks a dog dick behind you
"nothing personal"

>>74733049
walks into a spanish emplyment agency
"nothing personnel"

>>74713492
too slow

>>74730292
>im sure
>that flag
kek

>>74713492
need speed and agility.