IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING

>>74670860
Are you form Wales, Scotland, Ireland or England?

Your flag confuses me

Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know, they're so sure
That England's gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
Cos I remember

>>74671507
from England when his team wins
from Wales/Scotland when his team loses

I expect england to do some serious damage next world cup. They have a new generation of uprising talent and the likes of Sterling, Kane, Sané and Stones will only improve until next year.

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>>74671507
>flag

>>74671507
i think you mean northern ireland? ireland has it's own flag.

the funny part is the entire uk couldn't field a team that could compete with germany.

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>>74671702
USMNTs greatest achievement

>>74672105
i see this pic a fair bit, it's not real right?

>>74672112
it is, england couldnt beat the US so they had to face Germany instead of Ghana lol

>>74672112
it's real. i believe that's what's known as "taking the mickey"

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>tfw Englands flawless team stomps the world

>>74671575
Exactly 1 of those players is good. Sané isn't even English.

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>>74672299
Find a flaw.
Pro tip: You can

I think the EPL should save some money and instead of buying expensive players they should buy some refs for the 2018 WC.

Oops nevermind, I forgot the EPL teams are owned by foreign companies.

>>74671702
Who on Germany's team is under 28?

>>74672322
bad goalkeeper

>Jules Rimet still gleaming
>Won with the mother of all refballs
What did they mean by this?

>>74671575
>I expect england to do some serious damage next world cup.

German "humor"

>>74672322
No le chat shit man

>>74671575
Sane is german
Among english youth Alli is the best

>>74672478
Sterling is the best. Alli is a tall fuck that can get headers.

>>74672322
garbage defense & Kane

>>74670860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw

>>74672322
poor keeper
poor defense
poor midfield
offense can't score against KRC Gent

>>74672112
the NYP is a tabloid

its like seeing The Sun

>>74672478
>>74672491
Dier is obviously the only decent one

>muh flashy nigs
stop

>>74672322
lallana is the only decent player in that team

honestly just give us the cup already

english delusion posting is my favourite thing to do even though i'm english and know we are a average - good team at best, it really draws out the newfags and butthurt JF's.

>>74673586
This.

What's the point in even competing? We'd just end up BTFO of the world so just hand us the trophy.

>>74673586
The worst part is when you're baiting with some quality delusion and some beta with a UK flag says you need to calm down and that England is shit. Don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

C O M I N G H O M E

>>74674767
>tfw no more "we've won more world cups than Germany since only west germany ever won"

Worked every fucking time, can still argue that we've won the same amount but it isn't quite the same.

>>74672322
pooney

>>74671575
england's brave leroy sarnie

>>74672322
they all suck, maybe Walker is half decent

>>74671702
cucked by germany

>>74672322
stared at this for well over 15 minutes and i cant see a single fucking flaw
its literally coming home

This is obviously just a dumb hypothetical but having browsed the archives and forums I gotta say that 2006 England team looked like something special. Now obviously they lost in a somewhat controversial match on penalties to Portugal, failing to even reach the semifinals but just look at this lineup:
1 GK Paul Robinson Tottenham Hotspur
2 DF Gary Neville Manchester United
3 DF Ashley Cole Arsenal
4 MF Steven Gerrard Liverpool
5 DF Rio Ferdinand Manchester United
6 DF John Terry Chelsea
7 MF David Beckham (c) Real Madrid
8 MF Frank Lampard Chelsea
9 FW Wayne Rooney Manchester United
10 FW Michael Owen Newcastle United
11 MF Joe Cole Chelsea
12 DF Sol Campbell Arsenal
13 GK David James Manchester City
14 DF Wayne Bridge Chelsea
15 DF Jamie Carragher Liverpool
16 MF Owen Hargreaves Bayern Munich
17 MF Jermaine Jenas Tottenham Hotspur
18 MF Michael Carrick Tottenham Hotspur
19 MF Aaron Lennon Tottenham
20 MF Stewart Downing Middlesbrough
21 FW Peter Crouch Liverpool
22 GK Scott Carson Liverpool[15]
23 FW Theo Walcott Arsenal
Now that is a powerful squad. A plethora of legends at all potions on the pitch, most of which were in there prime at the time. Obviously would be nice to get a healthy Scholes in there instead of Jenas, and retain Owen through the cup, and have better management/coaching but still. I'd be willing to bet soley on paper England had at least the third best team. It would have been very interesting to see them play Italy or France rather than watch ill-mannered Rooney stomp their dreams away against Portugal. Especially compared to the english teams of today, these guys were stacked and probably had the best odds of winning the entire world cup.