Can someone give me a quick rundown on just why these guys are

The premier league is tactically infantile and whoever comes up with a novel game plan has a full season of easy wins. Pacey amateurs like Vardy and Moses are allowed to prosper. Work rate babbies like Kante have disproportionate infuence. Next season we'll see Hull walking the league playing 3-3-3-1 or somehing.

>>74637887
The most retarded comment of the year goes to..

Conte's best attribute is his ability to see each player as a puzzle piece, and fit them together to make one big coherent puzzle. He's brought the best out of what he has in an effective formation.

He demands respect both directly and indirectly, and he makes his players work an immense amount. This creates internal competition and the willingness/drive to do well. When the players see this, they respond by playing even better and more committed.

Essentially, he makes everyone play to their maximum potential in a streamlined system.

>>74637800
I'll give you, it's discipline and fitness and a very little rest of it it's talent.

>>74637800
They hired Mourinho a few seasons ago. He did what he always does: build a winning team, and leave a legacy.

Simple as that.

Inb4 Alberto Barbosa

Conte makes them shower together and touch each other's butts

>>74638424
Yeah, a legacy of tenth place

They are the only team with good midfielders.

New tactics to the Premier League, no injuries, other teams are inconsistent

*dabs*

>>74637800
K A N T E

>>74638675
>Kante wasn't there in 2015
>Brit

When your nearest rivals are fucking Tottenham you know your league is a joke

>>74637800
>What is it about Chelsea that propels them so far ahead of everybody else in the Premier League?
they're trying to play football instead of trying to be the biggest meme team. that's enough to win the PL.

The premier league isn't that good.Every year a team has an 'unexpected' bad season leaving an easy path for the one/two teams competent enough with thier vastly more financed squads.

>>74637800
because the epl is shit right now and they're the only halfway decent team

>>74638708
African leagues have always been shit m8

Not being in european competition when all your rivals are makes a difference

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>>74638732
this

>>74637800
-The English FA bows to Conté
-In contact with russians
-Conté possess psychic-like abilities
-Controls the Chelsea Locker Room with an iron but fair fist
-Conté controls castles & banks globally
-Contés Defending Tactics are a direct descendant of the ancient royal italian Catennacio.
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Contégrad will be be the first city)
-Owns 99% of Horse Placenta DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer Footballer will in all likelihood be Conté babies
-Conté is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetian monasteries, Hidden French Labs & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an italian angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented tactical progress with him.
-He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Contébots inside you right now
-Conté is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Gasprom bunker in Wilkes land?
-He learned fluent English in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Club. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Chelski
-Conté is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>>74638759
>Conté

>>74638775
It's the same Person. :^)

>>74638424
wew

>>74638424
FUCK OFF ALREADY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based Conte is GOD

fossil fuel

>>74638812
Yes senpai, replying to him will surely get him to leave.

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They were just as good technically last year ,slightly less from Kante, but they all fell out because of a woman

>>74637800
Because
>Half of EPL teams tactics are "hoof it to the big lad up front" 442 formation
>They already were an excellent team who simply had no motivation etc last year
>When they did have,they were bretty gud,like the Chelshit-Tottencrap game
>They get Kante
>They get Conte,who is a meme,but a good one not like Poop

infinite money

>>74637800
Chelsea are the only English club that can play the European style

>>74637800
a sugar daddy with impressive executive competence relative to his peers. Conte is doing real big thangs

>>74639162

All Conte did was get rid of all the drama. it doesn't take a genius to do that. with Leicester being just a fluke, he inherited the REAL champions of England. then he added the best player from the last seasons best team, Kante. Take away European competition and voila, you have a title.

don't have champions league to worry about

leicester proved last season that if you can keep a consistent squad you can win the league

>>74637800
2016 - EPL Champion didn't play European competitions
2017 - EPL future champion didn't play European competitions

Tell me if this doesn't make you think

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>the state of last season

>>74642128
>All Conte did was get rid of all the drama.
What? No he didn't. The drama queens are Costa/Fabregas and even Hazard. If they go in a bad streak it could arise again.

>>74642352
How did this even happen? It still feels like a weird dream.

>>74638551
implying they didnt lose on purpose to get mou fired after he kicked the cum dumpst

>>74637800

A lack of Europe meant Conte had more time than the other top managers in implementing his tactics, and those tactics entail repetitive movements that are refined on the training pitch. Watching their games, you would notice very similar movements and they have reached the point of second nature for most of the players.

He's the only manager this season to identify the best position for all his players and has turned literal who's into actual functioning players because of the repetitive movements taught to them as well as the tactics that he employs.

David Luiz is subpar as a centreback in a 2 man midfield and Victor Moses is steaming shit as a fullback or winger, and Conte moved both into new positions which gave them a decent platform to reach their maximum potential.

Luiz now plays in the middle of a back three and is given more responsibility both as the last man of defense and as the creative source from defense. Moses' stamina is utilized as a wingback and he is given vast amounts of spaces to exploit during the game (see his goal vs Tottenham).

>>74642448
i didn't mean he got rid of the drama queens. i mean he killed the actual drama, for now. i believe there will be another implosions, perhaps sometime in the middle of next season, when the strain of the champions league and the league form gets to everyone and blame comes into the picture.

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>>74638748
is that vardys jew nose poking down from the corner

>>74637928
>Chelsea customers actually believe this nonsense
kekkin irl