>stupid amerifats stop calling the greatest sport aka.

>>74620899
tbf, it didn't work

weiser got a yellow for this

This would fit well in a shooting star meme video

>>74620899

>when you get yellow for getting fouled and casting an ancient african curse upon your foe, thus making him slap himself

i see nothing wrong here

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dives are only bad if the ref falls for them
otherwise they are hilarious

>>74621019
He got a yellow for kicking the ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3dPG3Da7VY

>>74621139
what did he mean by this ?

The reason why it's called "handegg" is because the actual sport is called "football", but they carry the ball with their hands and the "ball" is shaped like an egg. All the other meme names for sports, like divegrass, apehoop, pakipaddle, etc., are stupid. It's a prime example of reddit running a decent joke into the ground.

>>74621240
>a ball isn't a ball if it's not entirely round
t. rugby

>>74621240
The ball is approximately a foot long because we use based imperial system

>>74621311
So, is footlongball the correct name now?

>>74621586
only after subway buys the rights to the sport in 2020

>Bundesliga

Your fault for watching the most pathetic league you can imagine

is this shopped?

theres no way he didn't react to having a man land full force on his legs

>>74621069
>>74620899
okay at some point these guys have to be joking right? Like I get that some of them are just faking for a penalty, but do soccer players also have a sense of humor and just do this stuff for laughs sometimes too?

>>74622665
>implying other leagues are better

soccer is a trash sport for faggots

>>74621240
Wow you're a butthurt babby. Handegg is probably the least accurate and creative name from the list we made back in the day. You sound like the Reddit queerbait.

>>74621586
Ya. And then chage soccer to Kickitwithyourfootball

>>74623432
agree desu, niggabash, lard collide and concussion ball are all better