Norway was #4 in the FIFA ranking 1993. They are now #81.

we're gonna chase them down the ranks

climate change took away the practice soccer glaciers

>>74602793
FIFA ranking is the ultimate meme

>>74602793
>tfw from Kristiansand
>Have most laughably pathetic local football team
End me

24 years passed.

>>74602793
Back to their natural level. Just like us

>>74602846
How come Brann Bergen has such a big fanbase?

>>74602962
Bergen is the second largest city in Norway and the city has an outsider mentality compared to the rest of Norway due to its history, making them extra patriotic.

>>74602987
I wish Norwegians would just shitpost ever day about their league here.

>Norway was #4 in the FIFA ranking 1993
The peak was actually #2.

It didn't reflect the quality of the team, just a few results.

>>74602793
>you now realise memes existed before 4chan

gee

>>74602793
I don't know but 10 years from now we will be like #30 or #50

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>>74602793
The Atlanta Braves were #1 in Baseball in 1994. They are now 31st. What went wrong?

>Why isn't a team as good as they were 24 years ago.

gee I wonder

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>getting cucked by Hungary

truly embarrassing

we were good because we played hoofball. We were not unlike how Iceland played last euro. Just hoofing it up to the winger and loads of running.

Nowadays we try to play like Spain, Germany, England, etc. The national team has been so humiliated it's turned into a joke. However, we just hired the coach from Iceland, so we might get back to what we are good at, which is hoofball

>>74603569

fuck hungary, all you had to do was beat portugal.. you had ONE job.

>>74603589
>in an alternate timeline eder does not happen

u srsly want that? Portugal was one of the good guys

Why do we Americans call our own sport football while Europe calls "soccer" football? In our sport, we only kick at punting and kickoff!

>>74603910

when american football was invented they weren't allowed to pass the ball with hands

OH OKAY, SHOULD'VE RENAMED IT BEFORE THEY CHANGED THE RULES

>>74602793
yeah, but you are #71 in the ELO rating, cheers!
http://www.eloratings.net/

>>74603643
Portugal are never one of the good guys. The only reason people were relieved they won was nobody wanted the embarrassment of an african country winning the Euro.

>>74603401
That isn't even comparable you fucking idiot.

Maybe if the Braves were composed entirely of players born and raised in Georgia than you can post ITT

>>74602793
>What went wrong
le meme hoofball manager stopped managing them

>>74604487
minnows are always good guys, except for Austria and Belgium, they stink

>>74604805
That's why YOU were supposed to be the good guys.

Pooptubegal aren't minnows.

It's because you don't have JOHN CURRY anymore.

>>74604554
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read on here. Do you even think before you type?

>>74604805
>portugal are the beginner villain that can't keep up with the big boys

>>74607173
he was nothing special on the national team. Our glory days was before that.

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>>74602987
>tfw live in top tier city

Thank you god

>>74607445
bergen ut av norge!

>>74607445
>>74607499
Can I immigrate to Norway without getting sent back?

>>74607560
no

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>>74607499
Gjenninfor Bjorgvin som hovedstat.

>>74607445
comfy

>>74607445
Bergen en forbanna dritt. Brann en forbanna dritt.

Trondheim og Stavanger e #1.

>>74602846
>IK Start
>Start
111 year old history but still...
JUST

>>74607445
nigga thats a town

>>74607577
what if I paint my skin brown/black?

>>74610191
nothing personal, our immigration minister throws everybody out these days

>>74610810
based

European NTs (Norway's main opponents) started importing players from Africa in the 90s and became better

Norway needs more Tatteys

>>74602793

The game became increasingly more technical, and vikings are everything but technical

>>74607238
No you're clearly the fucking idiot here brochacho

>>74610919
this.

our style is the long ball and extremely direct anti-football. I wish we still played that way

Tommy Hoiland

Iran were ranked #15 in 2006

Mykland got old