/heem/: anthony smith edition

>>74589403
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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>watching ufc when McGregor isn't fighting
literally why

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>>74589472
Khabib will embarrass McGregor and end his career

I LUHV YUU OP

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>>74589441
fuck brandon failure

>>74589492
habeeb is finished

>>74589492
pull out merchant

>spergy returns
>3 active threads

whoa

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>>74589529
>>74589557

his illness is just another temporary setback in his inevitable ascent to the title
he will become champion inshALLAH

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finally a real thread

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>>74589579
based calendarbro
keep fighting the good fight

>>74589577
I like him but he's done

best he can do is pad his stats and go out 27-0 or something

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Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

Ima finna stay here desu

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>>74589626
means
bunda
formiga
barbosa
villante
GAS

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>>74589597
in all seriousness, why do you think that
it's not like he can't change the way he cuts weight and be more careful about his diet beforehand
it may be a while before he gets another title shot, but there's no reason to think that he won't be at least a permanent fixture in the elite of the division as long as he delivers performances like he has been, or that he won't be able to eventually work his way back to another title shot

>>74589568
four

>>74589626
whoops, i left the goof heads on belfort and gastelum by mistake. pls ignore

Why are people using the spergmohammed thread?

>>74589568
they resist the real thread, but no one is gonna post in those outlaw threads. sorry adan and amerisperg, but opsperg is BACK

>>74589682
i noticed it before but I didnt want to be a nitpicking bitch, BUT... coheyas opponent has a 39" reach apparently?

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>>74589568
3 active threads, but only 1 real thread

>>74589689
Because Adan is Autist

>>74589665
ferguson will fight mystic tap and will prolly lose

mystic tap will never fight pull out merchant

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>>74589711

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Means
Renau
Formiga
Barboza
Rua
Belfort

>>74589720
Fuckoff we all here for a reason, make better threads and we'll join you faggot

>>74589711
kek, no i goofed. i input all these by hand so there's gonna be plenty of errors. pls let me know if you see any. its all good

It must suck being 5'4" atomweight

>>74589362

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>>74589751
will do bro. appreciate the effort by the way

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>>74589403
Best OP

Booster seat

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>>74589720
>>74589739
>>74589774
>>74589806
>the op doesnt matter

I left my home in Georgia
Headed for the 'Frisco bay
Cause I've had nothing to live for
And look like nothin's gonna come my way
So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

It must be a coincidence that all the white people on heem are successful and earn good money while the non-whites are all unemployed or earn minimum wage.

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>>74589720
>>74589774
keep sperging dockbitch

>>74589727
Ferg does get hit a lot, I can see Conor giving him a harder time than a lot of people seem to think he will
I doubt Conor will hang around for long, though, he seems like he just wants some more money before he calls it a career
He's never defended a title in his career, he's all about gaining more fame, money, and prestige, not defending or maintaining it
I think he'll retire when his rise starts to stagnate (soon, he can't get much bigger than he already is, and the only lofty goal for him to chase right now is a Mayweather fight)

Still, even if Khabib doesn't get a title shot, he'll always be an elite guy, he's way too skilled to ever be considered anything but one of the best fighters in the division

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>not a single canadian in the entire thread
>btfo so bad hes not gonna post in this thread
>the op doesnt matter

If the OP doesn't matter then why does EVERY thread have one?

Check m8 atheists

>>74589856
Lol you're an obese sandnigger. You're so stupid you had to have us explain what paraphrasing is. You will fail at everything you attempt

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>caring about getting the OP at all
>Not just letting /heem/'s boy spergOP make it

144 lbs 5'4" manlet

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>>74589869
shitposters fucking destroyed
adan on suicide watch

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>>74589811
not bad, for a tranny

Ewww it reeks of Muslims and niggers in here. Gross.

>>74589597
he's still the number 1 contender retard

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>5'4
>"white"
>"man"
>"human"
your more like a pet chimp or something

what's up with all these yanks chimping out?

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>>74589626
Oliveira
Correia
Borg
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

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>5'4"
>144 lbs
>Manlet

>>74589492
the kalabeeb meme has been put to rest, conor doesnt give a fuck about defending he's gonna go after woodley or st pierre if he cant get the mayweahter fight

Remember when spergOP didnt know what parentheses were for?

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>>74589956
Same schizo's that post whiteboi and pretend to be black

Just ignore them

>>74589983
Remember when Adan made good threads? Neither do i

Adan crying

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>>74589720
>>74589739
>>74589774
>>74589806
>>74589926
>>74589940

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>>74589940
>op doesn't matter dude get over it

>docky
didnt you get the memo? getting btfo over and over again by some somali minimum wage fatty. fuck off already

hello /heem/, has their been a fight/confrontation after the decision was made?

post webm pls

For real though guys, I really hope we get to see Ferguson vs Nurmy. It honestly has the potential to be one of the most technically interesting fights of the decade

>>74589492
be humble

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>>74590038
Does this count?

>>74590060
Did you give up spamming scat you minimum wage dock dwarf?

>>74590038
I dont have a webm but Werdum kicked Edmund Tarverdyian for giving him shit after beating travis browne

>>74590060
Bring back the scat scatsperg, I know it's you

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>>74590063
Guy on the right
>white people are so stupid

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>>74590059

>>74590063
cringe

>>74589933
it's funny how you think that actually means something when goobs is the champ

gooby will never EVER take a fight with kebab after the stunt he just pulled

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>>74590067
clear juicer on the right

>>74590110
Welcome back Adan

>>74590109
go take your meds you loser

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Somebody post Khabib vs Ferguson webms now.

>>74590069
>minimum wage

Why do you always post this? Oh right cause you're a dumb nigger.

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>>74590091
Who are you quoting?

can the yankshits please stop chimping out for one second?

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>>74590098
he'll be 240 lbs in no time

>>74590132
How many hours you gotta clock in tonight to make $100?

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>>74589626
Gastelum
Rua
Barboza
Formiga
Reneau
Durty Burd

>>74590142
Tell it to the dockdwarf who is always cranky right before his shift starts.

He must really hate his job.

>>74590102
Cringe all the way back to middle school you fuckin goof

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>>74590142
shhhh its all going to be okay

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>>74590109
Post a cap

why is 211 stacked but 210 isnt? this doesnt make any sense. honestly take a look at 210 and try to imagine why they will do if Cormier pulls out

>>74590186
he's jamaican, not a yankpoop

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>>74590175
>incognito
you hide your porn from mummy? are you 13?

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You guys are a bunch of hypocrite losers. all shit of people using trips because "This isnt reddit where we try to become well known members of the community. We arent attention seeking fags." And then you spend hours making posts with the same theme so everyone knows who you are every time you post. Why cant we just talk about MMA for fucks sake? I like memes and making fun of certain fighters and all that, but now at LEAST 1/3 f every thread is people calling eachother out for being a particular poster, raceposting, schaubposting, or arguing about the op. Fucking hell.

So anyway, who do you guys think Lawler might fight when he comes back? My moneys is on either Cowboy or Magney. Cowboy for obvious reasons, but I think magney stands a chance because he is coming off a win and he needs another test with a high level opponent, plus the suits might think he is a pushover for robbie and be happy to match them up

>>74590217
Lol this is all the dumb nigger can reply with after getting shut down.

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>p-please for the love of god buy the ppv, if it doesnt do 250k buys I have to shine Dana's shoes again

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Who's your favorite black fighter?

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>>74590196
>It's an AKA card
They should really consider paying somebody to train as a reserve.

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>tfw we 187 again

>>74590286
dont ever @me if those two arent your boys

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This is where Ferguson's show money went

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>>74589492

>khalabeeb will get a shot at a big fight ever again

lmao i took my dogs out for a bit and i come back in and dockie is just fuckin losing it again lol

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What are /heem/'s thoughts on Branch vs Jotko? I think Jotko will get the win, he trains at a great camp, is skilled both on the feet and on the ground, and has looked better every fight.


>>74590258
the first fight was terrible, I have no idea why some people were calling it a "fight of the year candidate", or why anyone thought it would be a good idea for it to headline a PPV over Khabib-Ferguson

>>74590248
Honestly I could see them going ahead with a Woodley rematch. Maia will wait forever I'm afraid.

>>74590280
>implying the chris will back down

>>74590161
>>74590161
He always does this almost everyday. Always cranky cause he knows he has to report in to his shift-master and his peers don't respect him cause he's a 5'4" manlet dwarf.

While the other guys are drinking beer talking about what they're gonna do for the weekend hes tucked away in the lonely corner of the docks refreshing his IP crying.

>>74590311
He missed weight twice at 155 and fights once every four years, he should be forced to move to 170.

>>74590196
>and try to imagine why they will do if Cormier pulls out

Weidman vs. Mousasi for the interim MW belt.

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>>74590258

>>74590362
>not weidman rumble
commie

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>>74590328
what breeds are your imaginary dogs
i hope they're at least medium sized and not some shitty toy rats

big dogs > all other dogs

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>>74590362
>Weidman vs. Mousasi for the interim MW belt
sheeit you know they would do it too

>>74590401
>keeps romero away from the belt
fucking genius

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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/9/former-porn-actress-testifies-ex-mma-fighter-took-/

>>74590451
>implying he won't just get the Interim Interim belt after Mous/Weidman decide to take a break

>>74590383
both collies, country dogs dude

toy dogs would get eaten out here probably lol

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>>74590480
How long have you been posting this in every thread?

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>>74589403
>My on-time early thread with events was deleted but this one stayed

>>74590517
that's what you get for being a little bitch dude, you're a pussy and you deserved it honestly

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>>74590517
>on-time early

>>74590538
OP doesn't matter

>tfw you invented OPs

>>74590555
Earlier than this one is what I meant. Made at bump limit.

Am I the only one unironically happy about GSP v.s. Bisping? I think Michael has a legit shot, ring rust is a real thing.

>>74590561
exactly now you're getting it my man

>>74590587
buddy you made a third thread. you should have gotten banned

>>74590602

Bisping will be a fucking handful for GSP. Bisping is a handful for most fighters, really. But his hands are going to land on GSP's face if GSP can't get the fight to the ground.

But GSP will get the fight to the ground and Bisping will lose.

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Embedded
https://youtu.be/mWfVcBLEbl8

>>74590615
I made a 2nd thread you dummy after 500 posts. This is actually the 3rd thread, you made the early thread at 490 posts. My thread should have stayed and yours, and this one deleted :)

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>he's 12 in the world and he's giving me a shot and I'm grateful for that, but at the same time.... Fuck You

I love perry

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>>74589665
TRIGGERED

>>74590639
there is nothing wrong with making a new thread at 490 posts bud, especially when the active threads hits 500 anyway. the problem is when the new thread is so early that the old thread doesn't hit the bump limit.

making a THIRD thread, like you did, should get you banned. there was an active thread and you made a new one anyway because you're an attentionwhore, you're literally no better than spergy making this thread, it's the exact same thing

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>>74590661
I want lawyer

if you're still a kahbum fan you need to get out

>>74590682
>Op doesn't matter but I wanna be the one to make threads which are usually early and horrible.

My thread was made at the RIGHT time.

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>>74590682

life was much easier when we had the sperg op to bake threads. he always did it at the right time and had quality OP's too.

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>>74590636
Platinum comes in @13:00

I'm glad he got a ranked opponent even coming off a loss

Did you guys just listen to Perry and Ellenberger call into Chael's podcast?

That was amazing.

>>74590720

ufc knows he has star power

if he gets another highlight reel KO like he did with danny he can easily be the next guy they start pushing

I mean they are already pushing him.. but jouban fucked him up so he can't mess up this time around

>>74590682
OP does not matter

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Thiccenzie is too THICC, second time she missed weight now

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>>74589626
Oliveira
Correia
Formiga
Barboza
Rua
Belfort

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>>74590693
>abandoning a boy when their career is at a low point

nobody likes a fairweather fan

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Dern unable to make contracted weight, LFA fight changed to catchweight

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>>74590743

yeah ellenberger was shook

mike already in his head

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>>74590615
>op doesnt matter
>copies spergOPs news into his early thread

MMA is literally the only sport I follow.

I can't tell you who my city's quarterback is or what the results of the last basketball game were if my life was on the line, but UFC, Rizin, Lellator, washed up bums, GOATS, I can bullshit about them all day.

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>>74590761
she competed at 132 lbs in jiu jitsu, iirc
i have no idea why she's making the cut down to 115 instead of just fighting in her natural weight class

>>74590776

why doesn't she just stop eating so much and do some cardio

>>74590776
too small to be a flyweight

>>74590747
Ellenberger is a winnable fight for him too. Meanwhile jouban is getting fed to Gunnar.

>>74590804
I guess she is/was hoping that by fighting at 115lbs she would get a call up to UFC pretty soon since they don't have a 125lbs division, yet anyway.

>>74590761
I knew she was too thicc, this doesnt help her in the ufc

>>74590804
she is 5'3

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>>74590776
post a link or something man
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/9/14876010/mackenzie-dern-unable-to-make-contracted-weight-lfa-fight-changed-to-catchweight

>>74590836

Yeah Gunnar is gonna fuck his world up. I think Jouban is taking that fight because he knows he's running out of time and wants to make one last run at this thing before he retires, which I don't blame him.

Dude is successful as fuck, might as well go out with a bang

>>74590857
You're welcome.

>>74590804
jiu-jitsu has same day weigh-ins. its a completely different sport with completely different weight match ups. 115 is the perfect mma weight for her

>>74590713
you deserve to be banned for making a third thread

>>74590753
exactly

>>74590717
they're not always quality because he's a khabib fan and fuck khabib

>>74590859

you got $420 for 8 hours of work? am i reading that right?

noice m8.

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>>74590786
same
to me, the appeal of mma over other sports is the sheer variety of techniques you can see employed in the cage and how abruptly a fight can end or be changed significantly
i watch other combat sports casually, but ball sports don't interest me at all

>>74590784
what the fuck does copying news have to do with the OP bud

>>74590859
dude you are so mentally afflicted that it's actually funny lol

>>74590859

I feel bad for your sad life.

So many goofs on /heem/ lately

>>74590636
Lel Perry is so terrible

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What is the solution to weight cutting?

>>74590867
Yeah, Gunnar is a bad matchup for Jouban. Jouban is surprisingly old and what you're saying about him wanting to make a run before he retires is definitely true. He was saying that in interviews after the Perry fight.

>>74590963
>>74590867

Gunni is going to tap him very easily

Are the odds for that fight out yet?

Dern will have to move up soon. Anybody got that webm of her last weight cut? She had to be helped off the scale.

>>74590960
damn maryna doesn't even look skeletor mode either

>>74590960

there could be some tweaks but its fine as it is, amatures who pretend to be professionals are just getting exposed lately.

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Pettis brothers bless

Dana is gonna have Ariel assassinated or smth

>>74590973
No, but I would be surprised if Gunnar doesn't come out as at least a -200 favorite

>>74590960
Same day weigh-ins. Problem solved.

>>74590894
OP doesn't matter. Keep crying you moslem.

>>74590973
>Gunni is going to tap him very easily
no

>>74591004
it is 100% true that money can't buy you happiness

people that don't have a lot of money always find a way to convince themselves that it can, however. but it cannot. it is actually incredibly sad having seen him post so much for so long because you can pretty much tell that it's not going to get any better for him. his mind is poisoned.

being content is the hardest thing for a human to do, in my opinion. I don't immediately gain respect for other people that have money. I know what my own money does for me and I know that having it doesn't mean you're winning at life, at all.

>it's unironically changed the way I see the world
which is pretty amazing really, because he has an extreme hatred for muslims and yet his actions resulted in you gaining a bit of enlightenment

really makes you schaub

>>74591014
>implying fighters won't cut the same amount of weight and just be walking zombies during fights

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>>74590804

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>>74591014

thats a good way for someone to die anon

>>74591004
>be you
>get a 3 day ban for spamming a link to your thread in another thread
>immediately do the same thing after your 3 day ban is up (in one of the threads that got deleted in the past hour)

yeah you truly do learn from your mistakes you pontificating douche

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Wanting is suffering.

With Schaub in your heart, there is no want.

It is what it is.

>>74590960
it's not the cutting as much as the tapering down properly, some fighters/teams are just dumb when it comes to the last few days of weight management, mcgregor never missed weight, woodley never missed weight etc.

>>74590466
>steroids turn men into psychos

When will this meme die

>>74591145

not only did mcgregor never miss weight, but no one has ever looked as bad as him and he still made it happen

that is professionalism

too bad we will never see him at 145 again

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>>74590466

>mfw I got btfo and re thought all my poor life decisions and still couldn't figure out why it all happened to me

>>74591075
It wasn't an issue in the 100 or so years that boxing used same day weigh-ins. Something like Rumble at welterweight would never happen without an extra day to rehydrate.

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>>74591195

rumble at welterweight was freakish

>>74591195
mma weight management has more in common with wrestling than it does with with boxing

anybody want to go see joey diaz's standup in irvine ca this weekend with me?

>>74591257
Sure

>>74591257
how far is that from vero beach florida?

>>74591273

serious? I like Brazilians you guys know how to party

>>74591276

doable if you're a true fan

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>>74591276

>spergloser comes back

>/heem worse than ever

>tfw a winner by virtue of not being the biggest loser
U dorks need to get a grip

>>74591317
one of my sister lives within an hour of irvine, and i do really, really like joey diaz (he's the world's funniest comedian)

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>mfw I go to random mma gyms with sun glasses and chains and rings and pretend to be some longtime coach and guys actually listen to me even though my only mma experience is watching since ufc 162

I'm gonna be the next don king

>>74591320
op doesnt matter bro

>>74591363
You mean
>next Edmund

The UFC will start a women's flyweight division this year. The new management literally does not give a fuck.

>>74591345
lay off the pipe joey

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>>74591219
Well...I don't know about that but it's not the point. Fighters cut too much weight because they get an extra day and it needs to stop.

>>74591345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hldVnvAxlA

he's gotten alot better

>>74591406
I don't drink or do other drugs, Rogan said he's the funniest comedian alive. When you've got one of the world's greatest comedians saying that about another guy you know it's true.

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>>74591379

I don't get how nobody has called this loser out

why do people think he's good

its all smoke and mirrors. I seriously don't get it

>>74591444
I'm still not convinced that that isn't supposed to be Vic Darchinyan next to Ali.

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>>74589403
I thought Jon was supposed to have a big dick?

bethe looks like she is fighting at .5x

>tfw you distract yourself from your own mental illness by focusing on a stranger

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>>74589626
Means
Renau
Borg
Dariush
Villante
Gastelum

>>74591492
I bet you're white.

>>74591530
I bet you're indian

Current weight cutting practices encourage procrastination. With same-day weigh-ins you eliminate that problem.

Adan!, I need bigg ronda pictures

Gas all friend simulating spergs

>>74591527
They have proof that she was messing with him by sending nude photos right before he attacked them. None of this matters though he's done.

>>74591559

you're wrong

Is it worse for your brain if you weight cut and then get punched in the head?

>>74591559
I dont think you understand the word "procrastination"

>>74591564
that's not me bud lol

>>74591606
Mma gloves over handwraps are mini clubs

>>74591612
I'm sure I do. Waiting till the last week to cut 40 lbs is procrastinating.

>>74591074
>it is 100% true that money can't buy you happiness

I'll take "things poor people say" for $500, Alex.

>>74591606
No its good for you

>>74591606

yes, your body is made of water, when you cut water your brain has less room to slush around and instead clanks around

>>74591620
You admit you're Adan?

>>74591606
of course, dehydration reduces the fluid in the brain that act as a cushion against blows.

>>74591648
Explain it scientifically, Rogan. I have an elementary school education.

>>74591638
And an extra day changes this how?

>>74591638

you've never cut weight before

you have no idea what you are talking about.

please stop. same day weigh ins are a god awful idea and would get someone killed

>>74591455
Dude you are a teenager. You can't even buy alcohol. You don't know shit.

>>74591650
>>74591660
but i thought water on the brain is potentially fatal? i heard that somewhere once.

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>>74591660
Why did Schuab get KO'd so many times if he wasnt even cutting weight?

>>74591644
I bet you don't even have a million, povo cunt

>>74591691

come on man if you're gonna troll me at least be funny or creative

fucking goofs

Imagine being a friendless loser who's only thrill in life is making 4chan threads.

All these LOW INCOME and SMELLY LOSERS getting BTFO by DOCKGOD

>>74591700
I'm still waiting for your medical explanation Doctor Howser.

>>74591659
lmao how fucking new are ya bud?

>>74591455
>>74591679
mohammed is actually right, though. the guy's brain is super super fucked, he does need to seek professional help. I bet the likelihood of him killing himself for real is pretty damn high

"Being the OP is very important to me"

- a pathetic loser

Imagine being cling wrapped and then affixed on your back to a table, then having Bethe sit on your face after an hour of weight cutting

>low income smelly ocd mega aspies trying to shit on DOCKGOD

>>74591717
Doctor Howser went off the air before UFC 1 lol.

>>74591724
"Guys my wife is 16 months pregnant. Should we name the baby Dana?"

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>>74590649
my boy getting THICC

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rkd0LluLCI

>>74591671
It removes the precedent of someone absolutely destroying their body and then having the option of rehydrating. More fighters are forced to fight at their natural weight or the weight that's most comfortable for them. Reduce the risk of cards falling apart because someone waited last minute to cut 30 lbs.

>>74591673
Not an argument.

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>>74591748

I'm honestly worried he might miss weight

he's fucking huge and got even bigger after the jouban fight

>>74591777
He trains at that dog shit orlando ufc gym all he's got are roids

>>74591777
>he's fucking huge and got even bigger after the jouban fight

And in that fight he was slow and got picked part from the outside.

>>74591745
lmao we had the baby bud!

>>74591606
it's like ten times worse dude

>>74591771
People will weight cut regardless

And you still dont know how procrastination doesn't apply to this argument

>>74591736
if theres cling wrap involved she can give you a hot carl as well

>>74591798
Not an argument.

>>74590743
Where can I hear it?

>>74591785

perry isn't smart enough to roid and not get caught by usada, I think he's just a genuine meat head

>>74591792

yeah, he said he learned from it so we'll see... I really hope he moved a little more otherwise ellenberger is just gonna pick him apart

I mean he has no choice, perry will def intently come out different, he has to.. if he doesn't, well... he's fucked.

>>74591810
Not an argument

>>74591777
perry doesn't care about cheating, he was committing home invasions before this job lol

>>74591798
do you think you have an above average IQ? because i don't have one.

>>74590987
>when your the manlet sergio of your household
fml

>>74591854
literally my boy

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>>74591727
>>74591703
>>74591710
i'd like to think this means I hit the nail on the head and that he's hiding his anger with """""""""humorous""""""""""""" shitposting

>>74591748
he'll have a losing record in the UFC and Nicholson will be cut from the roster by the end of the year

>>74591798
>People will weight cut regardless
But they will cut it in a smart way if they're concerned about winning/performing well.

Rashad looked good at 185 and it's cause he cared about fighting well.

>>74591854
Is this the perfect gif for shitposting?

It's great to have quality OPs back. I really wish the moderators would take a more proactive role in permanently removing the guy who is from germany/uses german proxies with the bears thread and the porn. This board needs some help I'd love to be a janitor or mod.

>>74591854
>n-next time

Why does not Maia have an official nickname?

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>>74591879

>using just one .gif for shitposting

Why does not Rockhold have an official nickname?

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Joanna is on the retro bike meme.

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>>74589626
Oliveira
Correia
Formiga
Dariush
Shogun
Gastelum

>>74591946
New bike #manual #manuallabor #handy #handywomen #joannamma #joannajedrzejczyk #joannachampion #JJ #JJchamp #misssporty #new #bike #bicycle #florida #floryda #sun #fun #homework @rowerystylowe.pl #gshock #gshocklover

>>74591939
cause he has the name of a bully in a teen comedy

>>74591872
It seems you're desperately trying to project your own insecurities about your clearly maligned mental health. I recommend trying to sort yourself out before throwing down with DOCKGOD

>>74591940
tell me what your dad did to you

tell me right now

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>>74589626

Oliveira
Correia
Formiga
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

>>74591940
Seek help asap. Save your future children from your destruction.

is there a nate v conor 3 date yet

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"A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested.... " Evander Holyfield

Thank you to ALL my supporters

>>74591911
Lmao casual

His last name is actually just "A", he uses "My" as his nickname and combines them

>>74591969
Presumably what yours did to you

>>74592008
this is just so bad lol

>>74592000

if I had to guess, early 2018

>>74592002
>the look of a dude who just went through a 25 minute "fight"
kek

>>74592029
But it made you laugh so it served its purpose

>>74592002
>wow they actually paid me for that """fight"""

he's probably taken more strenuous shits

calendarbro add paige vanzant's birthday it's the 26th

>>74592026
extremely witty; very impressed

>>74591911

it should literally be "Backpack"

>>74592065
i would birthdays but there's no way im looking up every single fighters birthday so i cant just be selective

>>74592077
>5 of 6

>>74592092
it's paige though
of course you're going to be slettentive LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGh5MZrZrE

KHABIB, YOU THINK IM GONNA SIT HERE AND LET YOU MAKE WEIGHT? COME ON, KHABIB THIS IS RIDICULOUS. OVER HERE AT AKA, WE PULL OUT KHABIB.

>>74592002

Wonderboy is on a 3 fight boring streak, glad he lost.

New contender rules should be that only spicy fighters get title shots like Garbradnt and McGregor

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>>74591461
MAKE HIM DELETE THIS

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mickey gall

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>>74589626
Means
Reneau
Formiga
Dariush
Rua
Gastelum

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>>74589626
Tim Means "Business"
Bethe "South" Correia
"Everybody loves" Ray Borg
Edson "Protect yo head son" Barboza
Shogun "Joe Rogan" Rua
Kelvin "Ask ya mum" Gastelum

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>ywn get 3 months of Conor absolutely eviscerating Khabib with trash talk

probably for the best, sum dum slime would probably try to kill conor or his family over it

>>74592180
unfortunately, you cant joke like that

Could Barboza beat McGregor?

>>74592180
Conor sucks at trash talking

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do you think northcutt will stay in the sport for another year even?

>>74592126
thats why i like conor

he could be a mute, and i'd still buy his fights

>>74592230
is her face photoshopped? it makes me very uneasy

>>74592247
no it's not

>>74592210
I love Barboza but Goobert is a sniper with dat left

>>74592229
be careful