>yfw neymar played CS:GO just before BC X PSG match http

/OurGuy...??/

How do you know its him?

I can't imagine that to be true. That game totally exhausts your mind but maybe that's just me.

>>74569546
he constantly posts about cs:go on his snapchat and people on reddit found his steam id

guys I gotta go save barca, brb

>>74569712
He seems like the ultimate normie, I'm surprised he has such good vidya taste.

>BaTmAn*LoKo

what did neymar mean by this?

>>74569546
He posted a pic of his account a couple months ago, at some LAN party or event.

It was on every last sports tabloid when people discovered that was his account.

>>74569764
>anything other than CS 1.6
>good taste

>>74569475
PSG choked worse than prime Astralis

>Neymar is a CS:GO nerd
>Gabriel Jesus spent all his time in his room playing guitar

Why are modern Brazilians so based?

>>74569764
He probably plays csgo because brazilians utterly dominated it for 6 months

>people dont realize he leaves his csgo running on his laptop at home to boost his time played

plebs. btw he plays on a laptop, hes a fucking turbo normie

>>74569833
I think the coolest is Fernandinho, who is a polyglot and spends his free time learning more languages.

And Douglas Costa is a /fit/ maniac, fucking gym rat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAXtqmCNQrI

>>74569764
But CS:GO is what ultimate normies play here in brland

>>74569899
he is always traveling, how is he supposed to play on a PC?

>>74569764
CS 1.6 was really popular here in the early 2000 when Neymar was a kid.

>almost 1k hours

confirmed not casual

>>74569899
playing on a desktop computer would make no sense considering how much travelling he does. and besides he can afford to splurge thousands on top of the line gaymen laptops

>>74569899
Why would he give a shit about playtime on an obvious smurf account
>1 game
>level 1
>no profile info
I'm actually surprised it's not a private profile.

>>74569938
Oh did not know that
I was thinking it would be infinite trashfare or battlecuck 1

>>74569907
Luiz and Marcelo are cool too. They have hair like 70's rock gods lol

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>these nicknames

kek

25 hours past 2 weeks. I thought pro footballers don't have much time

>>74570082
fuckin kek

>>74570082
somehow Bruce Wayne is the funniest

>985 hrs on record
jeeeeesus

>>74569475
https://steamcommunity.com/id/neyjuca

>>74570093
They train for like 6h max.

>>74570093
They do. Training sessions last 1h30, plus another 1h of daily massages, recovery, gym.

The rest of their day is MANDATORY resting.

Check out TSUnaldo's routine. When he's not training, playing or advertising something, he's laying down in bed 24/7.

LISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74570130
Destroys PSG while destroying silvers. The absolute madman

>>74570122
thats because you dont understand the others

*Suck me
*you got fucked
*i killed you faggot
*dont leave our dicks hanging

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>>74570130
>https://steamcommunity.com/id/neyjuca
>currently : in game

>>74570082
>(BOT) NJ

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>>74570082
>BaTmAn*LoKo

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>>74570082
>neymar is an edgelord

>>74570209
kek he's such a fucking hue-kiddo

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>>74570082
Does one literally say "me cock"?

>>74570211
>slayer

>>74570082
>Me Chupa
>Si Fudeu
>Te Matei Troxa
>Não Abandona o Piru da Gente
huehueheuheu

>>74570304
"me chupa" means "suck me"

>>74570082
>Me Chupa
Blow Me
>Si Fudeu
Get Fucked
>Ti Matei Troxa
I Killed You Dumbass
>NaoAbandonaOPiruDaGente
Don't/Doesn't Abandon Our Wiener

>>74570402
Piru é no sentido pau, seu jumento

>>74570345
Ah I've heard that alot, not because I've watched years worth of Brazilian trap porn or anything haha

wtf I love NeyGOD now??

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>>74570264
>BaTmAn*LoKo
>LoKo
>loco, ca
>Quizá del ár. hisp. *láwqa, y este del ár. clás. lawqā', f. de alwaq 'estúpido'; cf. port. louco.
>1. adj. Que ha perdido la razón. U. t. c. s.
>2. adj. De poco juicio, disparatado e imprudente. U. t. c. s.
a literal madman

>>74569764
CS:GO is normalfag central now, thanks to muh competitive scene

>>74569475
/ourguy/

Hexa já é nosso

is this real? any evidence?

>dat CS:GO review

>>74570779
reddit found it

>>74570779
yes
>>74569813
>>74569712


The ABSOLUTE BaTmAn Loko MAN!

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>>74570082
>"Me Chupa"
Fodasse