>wins the game for barcelona >not even out of the locker

>>74569023
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>only 500 hours played

Lol what a noob.

>>74569506
>A single game in the entire account
Smurfer detected

>>74569506
actually is way too much for a professional athlete, he should be focusing on football not a videogame

>>74569651
what else is he supposed to do? go outside and get hounded by press?

he's living the dream, basically being a NEET half the time when he's not training/playing

How do we know this is his account?

>>74569985
who is >we

>>74570080
me and you

>>74570151
lewd

>>74570151
dont forget about me too guys

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>>74570080

>>74570151
>>74570175
>>74570176

guys

>>74570206
..oui?

thats his old account https://steamcommunity.com/id/neyjuca

this is the new one https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198355549311

>weeaboo

Wait which one is it,
https://steamcommunity.com/id/neeyjuca
or
https://steamcommunity.com/id/neyjuca

or is he a turbonerd with multiple accounts?

>>74570359
well he is playing on his old account right now

>>74570393
its both to be honest, people here in brazil have been talking about him becoming addicted to CS:GO recently

>>74570420
not him, he gave it away to some friend of his or his own son, i believe

>>74569651
>people with jobs aren't allowed to have free time to do what they want

>>74569023
>131 hours in the last two weeks

no way. that's like 9 hours a day

>>74570710
source

>is a Legendary Eagle

damn, he's not so shit then
also it's funny that hltv forums are exactly like /sp/

motherfucker has 1500 hrs logged on 2 accounts

I wonder what his ranking is

People forget that he actually owns a CS:GO team.

Even ronaldo now is entering on this e-sport bandwagon and he bought the Brazilian organizers of Dota championships.

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>>74569548
>Fallen :3

I always knew Neymar was a SK fanboy.

>>74569023
>131 hours in 2 weeks
there is no way this is his real number

as a NEET I never even got past low ~100

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>tfw you will never play CS with Nerman AKA Batman Loko

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Tell me about female csgo pros, why do they love brazilian cock so much?

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>>74572707
>Earns €333,650 a week
>Still plays on a laptop

>>74573002
>travelling every week
>playing on a PC

>>74573002
Why would he carry a tower around you Fucking retard?
With a laptop he can play at the training complex/whatever shit hole he's playing in. Just because you live your entire existence in one room doesn't mean Neymar does

>>74573002
maybe he travels, just maybe.

>CS:GO in 2017

>>74573225
its litterally the most popular fps in the world right now you fucking danish dinglebat

>>74572650
fuck off casual

i beat dark souls in 150 hours in like 2 weeks

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Soo fucking based, how the others countries gonna even compete?
>Nerman BatManLoKo
>Literally Jesus
>Qtinho
>Casemiro Calça Jeans
>Douglas Borel Silva

Just give us the cup already.

>>74573266
>it's popular so that means it must be good

>>74569481
pra provar bem o macaco que é

>>74569023
B A S E D
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>>74573002
/g/ pls go and stay go

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this is jonas jerebko's steam

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198103043023

>>74573581
/g/ doesnt care about games

>>74573604
true, games are seen as too immature for grown men. Unlike moe anime, dolls and kawaii wallpapers

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>>74573620
Moe anime is the thinking man's hobby

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>>74573002
I really hope this post was ironic

>>74572982
>female
>pros

>>74572024
>LE
>not so shit
lel

>>74569023
>following refs on steam

I'm glad his addiction to CS: GO is not affecting his footballing skills, but he better watch out! Young man with a promising career goes on steam and his life starts going downhill - many such cases!

>>74574314
Based Nordic autism

>>74569651
Footballers don't really train all day long. They train in the morning and have the whole afternoon free.

>>74573488
go back to your reskinned tf2 weeb game

How much of his wage do you think he spend on keys /sp/?

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>>74569023
>>74573586
>using Steam for your PC games

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHASJKDAHJDHSAKJHAJHSJABJKCABCACABCABCAJCAHDAAGAGAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHWAWHAWAWAWAHAHAHHAHAHAJAJAJAJAPAAPPAPAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAWUUUUUUHUUHUHUUHUUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUAAAAHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>74573129
>Just because you live your entire existence in one room doesn't mean Neymar does


:(

>>74569023
>using Steam for your PC games

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHASJKDAHJDHSAKJHAJHSJABJKCABCACABCABCAJCAHDAAGAGAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHWAWHAWAWAWAHAHAHHAHAHAJAJAJAJAPAAPPAPAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAWUUUUUUHUUHUHUUHUUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUAAAAHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>74569023
>131 hrs past two weeks
there is no way that it's his account.
He has Espanyol forward Baptistao in his friend list though.. hmm

>>74578261
They played in the same football school in Santos (city) before Nerman joined Santos (club)

friends for almost 2 decades or something

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>>74569023
>only one game
>only 519 hours

>ywn play a game of csgo with nerman

Why even live?