>its the 89th minute >youre up 1-0 >this guy is coming

Give up.

bear hug him

grab him by the dick

suck his cock

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>>74558776
do the "Michel"

Deflect his header

>>74558776
punch him in the fucking head
outside the penalty box

>>74558867
Nice and specific
>Then bale scores the free kick

Still lose
>Uefa post game ban

>>74558905
>Implying Ronaldo doesn't take the free kick resulting in the death of a bird flying over the stadium and you winning the match

>>74558776
Let him ruin in the penalty box uncontested and whine to the linesman when he taps it in

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>>74558776
take off my boot, hand it to him and say someones calling him. clear the ball as he realizes its not a phone.

>>74558867
>he wouldnt score from a freekick

I whisper in his ear the names of every female in his family, because I spent the previous night doing google search

>>74558776
Commit a foul and watch tsunaldo miss his PK

>>74559684
>tsu
>missing penalties

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>>74558776
Get another lad to mark him tightly from behind thus creating a very sexxy Ramos sandwich. Ronaldo will swoop in obviously to join the group hugfuck and in the confusion the goalie cathes the ball. I win.

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>>74559688
>tsu
>scoring PKs when it matters

put ur biggest guy on him and wait for the ref ball

>>74559806
this was 4D chess to give them an easier draw though

>>74559806
Still salty about the Euro I see

>>74559890
I do. A team that ends up 3rd in group shouldn't pass

>>74559806
times when he fucked up:
CL final 2008, but he scored the first goal and they won anyway
CL Semi 2012, but he scored two goals and assisted one

>>74558918
Was gonna use TSUUU but I left that for a fellow anon

>>74558918
>the bird carcass falls on top of Ashley Young

>>74560472
he also missed one at camp nou in 08, but they qualified.