Arian Foster, Miami Dolphins' legendary running back versus

>>74523730
Foster probs
Hopefully HBO picks this up

I have a better question

100 Bork Lazers vs. 10 gorillas

A wolf. This is retarded

athletes are really dumb, it would seem

>>74523730
>Wolf:"I think I can get Arian 1 on 1 tho...I can run 20-25 mph, Adrian is what, 16-20mph tops? He has no ACL. If I control his legs he's dunzo"

>foster gets in arena with wolf
>takes 1 step
>tears ACL in both legs
>wolf wins

>>74523730
>a vegan faggot
>fighting a wolf

top laff

>>74523857
Good sound bite. When do these two finally take it to the octagon, Dana?

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>I'm fatter than a wolf so I can kill it
>americans

>>74523730
What a fucking idiot.

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>>74523793
You retarded?

>>74523730
>animals feels pain=fight back harder.
>human feels pain= dies.

but hey guess he's just proving handegg players are retarded right?

Imagine watching him get mauled by a wolf?

Jamie pull that shit up

>>74524113
now lets take those ""Hunters""""" guns from them and lets see how well they'll fair.

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Well /sp/?

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What did he mean by this?

>>74525877
Kek

Animals instinctively know to go for the neck tho, of course a wolf would take out his carotid and fuck him up

>>74525877
Evolution allows that wolf to know where the artery is

I imagine he would. Wolves and other canines only have their mouths as a weapon. There is a reason they hunt in packs to take down a deer.
Against a big cat like a panther he get blown the fuck out.
>black on black crime

>>74523730
Friendly reminder Vitor Belfort planned to foght a totthless lion years ago

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>>74525926
>getting btfo big cat

Yeah a tiger would murder the shit outta him, but one on one so would a wolf. I mean, your average police dog or angry pit bull can mess a person up plenty. A wolf would kill him easy.

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>>74523730

No grown adult male should lose in a fight to a wolf 1 vs 1, if you honestly don't think you can take one you should probably start transitioning now and live the life you were meant to live

>>74523730
>hold out arm
>wolf bites arm
>Foster jumps on wolf back, pins it, and chokes him out with other arm
have none of you learned how to protect yourselves?

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>>74526011
>>74526023

>>74526011
this
lone wolves wont even attack adult male humans because they know theyre out manned.

>>74524218
Why would you take their guns? You wouldn't remove the wolf's teeth?

>>74526045
i swear are all leaves fucking retards?

>>74525981
I think it was be an even match. Police dogs are trained and usually are chasing down someone fleeing. In a life or death situation you arent curling up because a dog is tearing on your calf.

>>74526035
Im a cop and thats how we were trained to deal with dogs that were trained to deal with us.
only had to use it on one unruly pitbull so far tho lol

>>74526058
No wonder you americans lag so far behind in science?

If you can't take a wolf caitlin get off my board

Didn't everyone have to kill a wolf back in the day barehanded to become a man?

>>74526075
>I think it would be an even match

Assuming the wolf is trying to actually kill and eat you, it wouldn't be even close 99% of the time. A full grown wolf ripping and tearing the flesh of your arm while shaking it back and forth would mostly incapacitate you, and even tho it doesn't have cat claws, his would still hurt you a bit. Almost any man one on one against a wolf is dead meat.

>>74526083
You're also a racist pig and so your opinion is invalidated tbqh

#BLM

There is no way in hell foster losers a battle to the death with a wolf.

Were are talking a battle to the death. No doubt the wolf will cause significant damage, but in the, any adult alhpa male can kill a wolf 1v1

Betas like >>74523819 get btfo. They cant comprehend true power.

I'd literally tear a wolf apart. I have have the weight advantage. I have the height advantage. I have the power advantage. I have the intelligence advantage.

I'd destroy a wolf. Man has defeated sharks, bears, mountain lions, crocodiles.

A wolf is no match

>>74526150
>I'd literally tear a wolf apart. I have have the weight advantage. I have the height advantage. I have the power advantage. I have the intelligence advantage.

Dubs says you are 5 foot 100 pound manlet with an iq of 80

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>I have have the weight advantage. I have the height advantage. I have the power advantage. I have the intelligence advantage.

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>>74526150
>I'd literally tear a wolf apart. I have have the weight advantage. I have the height advantage. I have the power advantage. I have the intelligence advantage.

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>>74526150
>I'd literally tear a wolf apart. I have have the weight advantage. I have the height advantage. I have the power advantage. I have the intelligence advantage.

>>74526163
5'10
270

Not saying i'd flawless victory a wolf.
Only saying in a fight to the death, the wolf stands no chance.

Pitbulls btfo of the elderly and women. When has a single pitbull btfo an adult male who wasn't an anime watching neckbearded nerd?

Police dogs are onoy effective because the bad guy is trying to run. Hes not trying to fight.

A pitbull vs a wolf is honestly a fair match thats a coin flip.

Human chad (such as myself) vs wolf is a blow out.

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>>74526150
>I'd literally tear a wolf apart. I have have the weight advantage. I have the height advantage. I have the power advantage. I have the intelligence advantage.

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>>74526150
>I'd literally tear a wolf apart. I have have the weight advantage. I have the height advantage. I have the power advantage. I have the intelligence advantage.

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>>74526201
OK fatass

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>>74526201
>5'10
>270
>Not saying i'd flawless victory a wolf.
>Human chad (such as myself) vs wolf is a blow out.

>Human chad

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>Human chad
>5'10

I used to think I could take on a wolf 1 v 1 than I saw a real wolf in person at a reserve and realized I would get rekt

If you have weapons its a different story but with just your bare hands you stand no chance.

When you see how fast they are in person it is frightening

if he can wrap his head around the fact its going to kill him if he doesn't kill it first, Foster wins 4/5 times.
stand tall, let your left arm get mutilated and rip its eye out, fight over.
wolves hunt in packs for a reason, its basically a k9 unit German Shepard with a bit more size

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Is his name Liam Neeson? Then no.

>>74526232
A German Shepherd will kill you too.

>>74526132
Did you just assume the wolf's gender?

>>74526232
>its basically a k9 unit German Shepard

Plus, you know, a lifestyle that literally requires it to be proficient at killing and disemboweling because it will starve otherwise. Minor detail.

>>74526235
[Spoiler/]He died almost instantly[spoiler]

4 (four) fucking wolves getting btfo by an average sized grizzly
/watch?v=6rBBPKUpC4E

>>74526253
Nah nigga, they killed each other.

Foster gets a stick or rock. Whatever he can find.

Already its over

>>74526256
Nice link tard. Plus an average sized grizzly would kill 10 Arian Fosters

>>74526256
Dude, a fucking grizzly is on a whole other level. We aren't talking about ursine killing machines.
>>74526247
Did you just assume I used pronouns to refer to a gender it is traditionally assigned to?

>>74526277
No where does it say he can use tools

>>74523730
I'd bet on Foster. Wolves really aren't that tough, everyone who lives in the countryside knows this. There's a reason why they almost always hunt in packs.

>>74526287
Hes a human. Why shouldn't foster be allowed to use his abilities as a human in a fight to the death?

He should be able to use the environment, wherever it may be.

>>74523730
Wolves are big puppers but they're mostly dangerous as pack animals. I'd bet on Foster desu.

>>74526242
>>74526251
please read
>>74526291
1000% correct, this board has more betas then fucking /fa/
I grew up on a ranch and have seen hundred of wolves, they eat defenseless animals like sheep and even then surround it and attack from all sides until it's crippled and lays down to die. Thinking Arian Foster couldn't break a wolf's jaw in 1 second is downright delusional

>>74526346
I grew up in the woods of North Dakota I've seen wolves kill and rape.

>>74525877
>he will claw your face off
>canines
>clawing faces

>>74526346
>they eat defenseless animals like sheep and even then surround it and attack from all

Yes, because it's the easiest way to eat with minimal danger to themselves and requires minimal energy. That doesn't mean they aren't capable of killing humans or larger and more dangerous prey you dummy. It simply isn't in their best interest to do so because they could get messed up, and obviously they don't have anyway of healing their wounds other than through their own body processes.

>>74526360
and rape

>>74526360
>kill and rape
Sounds like Detroit more than South Dakota

>>74526374
In over 90% of cases a human is killed by a wolf it's typically a small child, not a grown man, let alone a Pro Bowl NFL RB.

>>74526374
so a single wolf (which has never been alone before) has to take down a huge intimidating prey (which it has rarely or never done before) and you think it has an advantage over an incredibly strong man who knows what the situation is?

>>74526393
Exactly, because wolves usually target prey that is the least danger to them, as do many other carnivores. Did you even read my post?

>>74526418
Yeah because they realize a grown man will fuck them up to hell and back.

>>74523809
100 Borks. 2 Borks per limb, 1 for head, other to choke the damn dirty ape

>>74525877
holy shit wolves BTFO

>>74526423
No, it's because there's a chance that could happen. One on one a full grown wolf is gonna win more often than not, but why take the chance when you can eat the kid instead.
>>74526404
This post assumes so much arbitrary shit it's laughable, but wolves have the speed, teeth/bite strength, and ferocity, and given how animals act when cornered in unfamilar situations, yeah the wolf has the advantage.

>>74526023
this is how i always planned to deal with a dog/coyote attack.

Literally every predator on the planet targets the smaller weaker prey

>>74526450
>why take the chance
Exactly what I'm saying, it's a pretty poor chance. Anyway people have been known for wrestling big dogs to death since the antiquity and a wolf is pretty much an undomesticated dog.

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>>74526465
>a wolf is pretty much an undomesticated dog.

this was a funny thread, thanks OP

>>74526253
>>74526260
Wrong. Liam lived. Where do you think they got the story from?

>>74526475
>not knowing what wolves are
You skipped middle school biology classes?

>>74526475
Are you retarded?

>>74526489
>>74526498
I know wolves came from dogs, but they are a lot more dangerous that just an "undomesticated dog"

>>74526489
>>74526498
Theoretically, domesticated dogs have lost their ability to be independent and savage. To what extent is yet to be determined

>>74526513
You can breed dogs specifically for aggression. See pitbulls.

>>74526512
Shit, I mean dogs came from wolves

>>74526489
The biggest, meanest, most aggressive domesticated dog you can find doesn't have shit on even an average wolf. It's like saying a cougar is just an undomesticated cat.

>>74526532
But they still wouldn't be as agressive as wolves

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>this whole thread

>>74526551
If a housecat was the size of a cougar it would kill the shit out of you. Wolves aren't very different physically from dogs, they're just less prone to chillin with humans.

>>74526201
>5'10
>270

Holy fuck you're a fat ass!

By comparison for an actually fit person:
Connor McGregor is 5'8" and 145lbs.

You are a fucking lardo, piggy.

>muh swoll
>it's all muscle

BULL FUCKING SHIT.
You're a fucking fat ass. Fuck off.

>>74526554
Actually pitbulls far more agressive. Wolves are just more volatile and unpredictable which makes them shit pets to boot, but they aren't as vicious. Furthermore wolves hunt for food, they aren't biologically equipped to handle other predators, much less heavier, quicker and smarter predators.

>>74526585
weak ass bait, go somewhere else

>>74526625
Not him, but 5'10" 270 lbs is fat

>>74526450
why is speed a factor it would be agility, and hes a pro running back..ferocity also not a factor if foster realizes HOLY FUCK I'M GONNA DIE IF I DON'T KILL THIS THING, and like i said yes he'll get hurt but i think you're overestimating a wolfs bite, like i said i've seen animals after a wolf bite

>>74523857

kek

>>74523809
>>74523809
probably the gorillas. they could easily tear apart a dog or break them with one hit

>>74526655
If it gets ahold of your arm it's gonna tear the fuck out of it. The most important thing is protecting your throat. Gain control of its head and gouge that fucker's eyes out of its skull. Wolves aren't pitbulls. If you inflict enough pain they'll let go but you have to finish it off before it gets ahold of you again.

well done, /sp/

>>74526707
yeah you'll need some stitches but like any other dog in the world you grab it near the throat or head and it will let go and back off because it will be terrified

Fun fact about many wild canines:
>if they can't reach your throat
>they go for your crotch
>many people have been eaten alive ass first by packs of small coyotes

Bears will generally maul the shit out of you, cats love attacking the top of your fucking skull for some reason, but dogs... dogs go for your ass like a /k/ poster on a flip boy toy.

>>74526747
You'll need more than stitches bruh. If a large canid gets ahold of a limb it's gonna be conpletely incapacitated. Broken bones, torn tendons etc. Luckily we have two, but wild animals are wiggly as fuck when you try to subdue them. It wouldn't be a fun fight at all.

>>74526761
That's because they're used to hunting large animals that walk on four legs. To a wolf, your crotch is right where a deer's soft belly would be.

>>74526637
even if 2/3rds of it is fat he still has more muscle than most people posting on this board

>>74526779
but wolves attack a deer's throat?
why the fuck does it matter where their belly is?

>>74526637
It is but I've fucked around fighting/wrestling dudes of similar statures and it's like fighting a fucking bull. Honestly short heavy dudes are some of the hardest people to fight because they can get low, they're harder to hit, and they're powerful as fuck.

t. 6'2 210lbs

>>74526798
They do that once the deer is down. Wolves hunt in packs. When they chase prey they're attacking an animal on the run, so they go for the hind thighs or belly to take them down.

>>74526801
>theyre harder to hit
its not like they have a smaller head
use your reach and jack that manlet in the jaw

>>74523730
Wolves are pretty big and stronk

Arian has a 35% chance of winning but he bleeds out shortly after

>>74526798
Can't always get the neck, especially on larger prey like moose. Ripping open their belly/crotch is the next best way to secure the kill.

>>74526808
>they go for the belly to bring them down
>4 legged animal
>wolves attack the one part of a deer's anatomy that will not bring them down
you sound like you would lose a fight to a plastic bag

>>74523730
Has this retard ever seen a wolf in real life? Its not just a big dog, which he probably believes. That thing will fuck you up easily if you have no weapons

>>74526840
Good luck running when youre tripping over your own intestines dumbass, of course going for the stomach has a chance to bring them down

8-8 fans are you just gonna let OP get away with calling him a Dolphins legend?

>>74526840
>disemboweling won't bring an animal down

Not every animal has fuddy odd styx to pierce the ribcage, bubba.

>>74526859
>>74526868
clearly neither of you have actually hunted deer otherwise you would realize how far and fast they can run with their stomach split open.
Deer dont care how they "feel" when they run
they understand they must run so they do until they cant

I can't wait to hear Joe Rogan talk about this on his next podcast.

>>74523730
Human beings are literally the greatest predators of all time
We are the only species that has to be careful to not completely eliminate other species.
Obviously an elite human being could kill a lesser animal.

>>74526886
>Gut shotting a deer with .308 or buckshot = a wild animal ripping and tearing entrails

Also deer have dog shit stamina even with their insides not outside. Humans used to walk the giant rats to death. They're not escaping once their guts are split open.

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>>74526150

>>74526886
Go watch a video of wolves taking down an elk. Belly and hind legs are the spots they can most easily patch onto and drag it down, you fucking idiot.

Just jank his balls off lmao ezpz

>>74525877
It means CTE is real

>They botch charge at each other
>The NFLguy knows it and absolutely destroy the wolves on the first impact
>Kicks his head to death

EASY

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>>74526551
>Implying this big boy wouldn't fuck up a wolf

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>>74527587
Tibetan mastiff vs Foster. Now that's an interesting match

>>74526201
>A pitbull vs a wolf is honestly a fair match thats a coin flip.

You are a fucking moron a wolf can outweigh a pitbull by as much as 50 fucking kilos

What's the most dangerous animal a man can defeat?

What's the most dangerous animal a woman can defeat?

>>74527690
man

A ferocious wolf would fuck up Foster, they kill on the daily for food, and a 200lb wolf seems Clifford size

>>74523730
The wolf - Foster lacks the killer instinct - as an RB he only knows how to run away/through/past a line

>>74523730
This pseudo-intellectual Harambe cracks me up.

>>74526683
>thinks bork lazer is a dog
>a fucking leaf

>>74526374
>>74526404
>>74526450
This dude is absolutely right. People underestimate nature so much, it's laughable.

Also, Arian Foster is the epitome of a pseudo-intellectual. Isn't he touted as some super smart guy because he has a fucking philosophy degree? One of the easiest degrees to get. I hate how desperate these nig nogs and the NFL is to tout someone as both intelligent and a successful NFL player. There are some without a doubt, but Arian Foster sure as shit isn't one of them.

>>74524113
what the fuck, I didn't think they were that big

those must be some really short hunters or something because wikipedia says even the biggest wolves are like 170cm long and the heaviest recorded wasn't even 80kg. the ones on the pic look monstrous though

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>this entire thread.

>>74526075
Police Dog are trained but they usually have a handler hitting the dog to try and let go. If there wasn't a guy there to control the dog, that dog would bite your ankle off.

>People thinking they can take on a a wolf

A bunch of you faggots probably cross the street when some guy is walking his pit towards you. There's very few animals that humans can fight on their own, especially with their barehands. Even a fucking badger will tear you a new asshole if you don't have a stick or something.

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>>74530155
>anons pretending to be hardasses on 4chan again.

>>74530174
>Reasons given a person has no chance against most animals
>presumed to be a badass

You dumb cuck. I'm not pretending to be a hardass. I know I would get fucked up by animals but since you're a tripfag, I just know you're a pussy

>the state of this entire thread
>people unironically thinking they can take a wolf on fighting for it's life

Okay.

>>74530155
oh yes, the "if you don't specifically seek out danger all the time then you couldn't handle it" argument. well done.

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>>74530208
>again trying to be hardass
>pussy as an insult.

>>74530227
>Try to play it cool
>Post anime pics

Whatever virgin

By the logic in this thread Anons and Foster could kill a cougar too

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>>74530233
>Whatever virgin
>virgin

>>74530356
Sauce on that animu girl?

>>74530233
>giving tripfags attention

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>>74524218
>Those uneven quotation marks
If they're not hunters what the fuck are they, ballerinas?
If you like wolves so much why don't you go live with them you fucking bumder