They're talking about overhauling the rules of golf. What

Rule #1: Golf is banned

Use Basketballs

Multiball

TV timeouts

>>74520082
They're going to change the rules, or 'update' them for the modern age. Rules like dropping the ball from shoulder height are being reviewed so that a person can hold the ball an inch from the ground and drop it.

Rule changes i'd make:
>Air horns on the course
>banter during swings

MASHED POTATOES as your swing is coming down just to fuck you up

free for all brawl to the death with golf clubs. survivor gets to stick his dick in the hole under which hope solo positioned herself.

No more clubs. You have to use legs only from now on

Golf clubs with rockets boost's so that there'll be more spectacular swings

Masters winners HAVE to have affairs within a year or lose their jacket

>>74520082
Rob Manfred pls go

>>74520239
This. All they're changing is you can drop the ball from a couple inches off the ground instead of from shoulder length. Hardly an overhaul. Half the time the ball rolls towards the hole anyways and they end up having to place it on the ground.

Other than refining these minor changes, the basic PGA Tour rules are fine the way they are, for the most part. The only thing I would consider changing is making players use actual wood clubs for their woods. Courses have become ridiculously "short" as both players and equipment have become better, and this would be a fair way to balance that out.

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>>74520082
Not only are you measured on the strokes you take, but the time in which you complete each hole. The lazy fuckers would have to start sprinting from shot to shot.

>>74520381
To be crowned a Master, you must win the tournament and have slaves.