Race start: 1430 EST
TV broadcaster: Fox
Potato stream: http://cricfree.sc/motor-sports-live-streaming
Top 10 line up:
1. Harvick
2. Newman
3. Kyle Bush
4. Steakhouse jr.
5. Keselowski
6. Logano
7. Jamie "The Destroyer" McMurray
8. Larson
9. Troox
10. Hamlin
Pre-race show shitposting is authorized.
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!
>>74518949
first for Kenseth
rolling for winner
Who /ragsinabox/ here?
coverage on FOX right now
Which thread. There are 2 up
> a sports (Read: SPORTS) forum has a thread on turnleft
i are the front rowed
>>74519012
Jewtube live link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ra0IdJIzRo
Consolidate here on this thread: >>>>>>74518803
>muh God
Junior's done, isn't he? Should he just hang it up?
wtf is this ass kissing?
>>74520931
Sponsors gotta get publicity too.
>>74520971
Watched the whole 2001 season... this is just ridiculous to the point of being ironic and self-deprecating
>>74521015
Evidently a lot has changed in the last 16 years. Also, I find the suggestion of drinking 21 beers on a national broadcast funny.
>>74521064
Yes, on an episode of The Simpsons
F1 might be shit but atleast its commercial free shit.
>>74521271
>literally compromises the camera angles to force in computer generated ads
1st for guy at the track to throw himself at Kyle Buschs car
fuck this race
>MAGA
>HURRVICKWINSLOL
>CLEANAIRWINSLOL
>>74521474
WELL DONE BAKU
>>74521271
bwoahKimi pls go.
Alright boys, IM BORED
Why is this track right after Daytona?
Literally makes anyone who enjoyed Daytona never want to watch another race again
Erik Jones habbening?
Soon, The Destroyer emerges from his slumber.......
>commercial for oil
fucking useless chemical, pollution, dead fish, dead wildlife
look what it did to the gulf of mexico
>>74521474
>compromised camera angles
OH
MY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>74521528
They need to just do a 6 race season and do Daytona Bristol Dega repeat.
>>74521543
It's just Mexican water who cares lmao certainly not me maybe the Mexicans lmao
feels like nothing is happening in that race.
Nice. With that Top 10, Bayne's got 32 points.
>allowed to go into the garage to repair trackbars etc.
>not allowed to repair body parts
what the fuck? This garage rule is so weird.
>>74521562
>mexican water
wow, your geography is retarded
the gulf of mexico is a body of water in the south eastern part of the US
>>74521584
It's fucking retarded and needs to fucking go
if repeating digits, krut will meme his way to a win
>gimmie still a lap down
Please score points
>>74521528
Sorry, only 4 trainwrecks that are plate races a year.
>>74521538
>J-Mac is 40 now
I feel old
>>74521584
yeah nascar managed to make a rule that is a worse idea than the chase playoffs
>>74521600
>>74521598
Are you autistic or something
When is the first road race
Im not nearly as bored as I could be right now
>>74521622
Krut's chances are looking good
Why the fuck do they start these so god damn late now?
Should be 1pm for every non-white race.
>140 to go
>>74521670
>muh west coast fans
>>74521663
You blew it.
>blacks in my commercials
This wouldn't have happened if Dale were still alive
Why does McDonald's target black people so hard? I don't care, just find it odd.
>13 cars on the lead lap
>3 less then last week when EVERYONE crashed
Atlanta was a fucking mistake
>>74521662
I need to repeat my joke because someone might have missed my joke
>>74521670
Because those of us on the west coast are too hungover on Sunday morning to get up an ready by 10AM
>>74521708
mcdonalds profits from their obesity epidemic, duh
>>74521708
because nigs dominate the too-poor-for-real-food market
>>74521713
>>74521708
Why does Mcodnalds target black hip hops fans during turnleft ?
>>74521711
B-but 2000 and 2001
>>74521711
Cookie Cutters Tracks were a mistake.
(Even though Atlanta is a classic one.)
>Danica's car has dental floss hanging off it
How long before she has a mechanical failure leading to her wrecking half the field?
https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/838506080879640576
>>74521670
>every non-white race
Autocorrect is racist.
Chase is coming
Has there ever been a black NASCAR driver
>>74521708
Combination of hip-hop culture and most McDonald's being in low-income neighborhoods.
By comparison Chick-fil-A hangs around more upscale neighborhoods and caters strongly to conservatives with families and business is booming for them.
Is the Pinty's series worth watching?
>>74521762
Wendell Scott
Bill Lester
Darrell Wallace Jr
>>74521773
What the fuck is this Pinty's series?
>>74521762
yes
There is one in the Busch Series right now
>>74521773
I think it's a meme that the losers on the iRacing forums are trying to push
>>74521762
Wendell Scott
Willy T. Ribbs
Bill Lester
Bubba Wallace
Scott won a Cup race and Bubbles has won in the Truck Series.
>>74521762
will t ribbs my friend
where did it all go wrong
>>74521719
Good you missed the first two shitty hours
Even my dog is asleep
>Bowyer 6th
>>74521815
today? Goodyear basically
>ford
Chevy
>ford
Chevy
>ford
Chevy
>>74521786
>>74521790
>1/3 Mile
>1/4 Mile
>3/8 Mile
>>74521731
Oval Atlanta was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oSiqjg6moY
>>74521722
>it's a harvick episode
120 more laps of this shit.
>>74521842
>leaf racing
I'll pass
>>74521815
it never went right
>>74521842
Looks pretty based 2bh
>>74521842
I hate canada
>>74521855
Only like 9 cars are going to be on the lead lap by the end
>>74521773
It's early 90's NASCAR with more road courses. So bizarro world North American V8 Supercars.
>>74521790
There's eight cars that can afford to run the full season and the differences in equipment are so severe that of those eight cars, there's like five on the lead lap when all is said and done.
http://hometracks.nascar.com/standings/Pintys-Series
The events are pretty fun tho desu senpai. Sat by Alex Tagliani's wife last year.
>>74521828
Drink a Monster(R) Energy drink, anon, the official beverage of NASCAR
>>74521762
Not even once. Reputable black drivers have tried to get inside the cars in the past and they were all immediately arrested and jailed for grand theft auto. Some were even shot dead on the spot.
https://youtu.be/pfp9uANwM1c
>>74521864
>What is 2003-2006 and 2012-2015
>>74521847
No doubt.
>>74521842
so it's like the whelen series
>Gimmie
>Gimmie speeding penalty
>>74521842
>former CASCAR series
lol fiberglass
>>74521879
>dat sick surfer hand sign
>>74521901
>>74521909
He just wants to go fast but the rules won't let him
>>74521875
mitebcool
I'm just very skeptical of the 50 year old goobers on the iracing forums
Its over
>>74521918
>All the kids in 1977 are doing it
>>74521944
>when you realize your championships are a meme and nobody cares about them
RIP chase
>Chase fucked up
Derrick Cope is 24 laps down when he's not even in the garage
>>74521879
This is one of the saddest pictures I've seen
Also, how long til debris caution?
>>74521969
That can not be enjoyable or fulfilling in any way
wheres montoya
>>74521969
Maybe the cars were so bad that Cope was the only one willing to drive them.
>>74521879
Those motherfuckers probably have like a teaspoon of Monster mixed with a glass of water otherwise they'll have a heart attack.
>>74522011
as far as I know the great Juan will only be driving in the Indy500 and that's it this year
>shaw
>>74522011
At home eating arepas
>>74522012
That's literal work, I wonder if his spotter can play some music over the headset to keep him entertained
>>74522022
No JPM in Indy this year....that's not good.
>>74522016
Bullshit, Brian has a heart of steel
Dude is a massive coke head and a hard drinker
He should be dead by now
...still waitin on a crash...
>>74522011
wasn't he going to be racing for penske in the xfinity series this year? It might have just been some rumor from last year I guess.
what the fuck is this new shit, spreading the race up into 3 sections? sounds fucking retarded. this isn't the nascar i grew up with. i blame that faggot jeff gordon
>>74521924
>>74521909
5 minutes in paint
>>74522042
>crash
>on a 1.5 mile oval
Only if some weird meme thing comes up, organic crashes don't happen here.
Do you guys prefer nascar, indy, or f1?
>>74522088
dirt oval is based
>>74522088
indy is arguably the best major racing series on earth
>SHR all in the top 10.....except for the chick driver
>>74522088
imsa and pwc
Does elliot still have a chance?
>>74522088
24 Hour endurance, Spa, and Nurbergring especially.
>>74522000
Nice trips.
I imagine racing would be awful if you're so far off the pace. He's literally just driving in circles. If you're not mentally involved, the noise and vibrations would probably cause a headache.
>>74522088
NASCAR definitely, but it would be a huge improvement if FIA took over.
>>74522088
indy >motogp = sportscars > v8 = nascar >>>>> f1
this is only my opinion
>>74522102
IndyCar would be doing much better than it currently is if they didn't railroad Randy Bernard out of town. Dude knew what he was doing but the car owners didn't like that he wasn't constantly kissing their asses.
>>74522126
>FIA taking over nascar
Do you even know the words you're saying?
>if not for the segment system, this would be a caution free race
>>74522088
Nascar>Indy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F1
F1 doesn't "race", as much as they just have a procession on a track based on the quali results.
>>74522105
16th is excellent for her today considering she was 31st in happy hour
>>74522088
F1 and >>74522124
also WEC
Why do they include sad shit like that in the broadcast? How does it make things better for the viewer to know somebody's crew chief's mother died?
>>74522156
Yes, NASCAR's administration is fucking terrible. I didn't say it was a realistic wish.
>>74522180
And jooyna is 4 laps down
At least in f1 the snoozefest only lasts for 2 hours
>>74522180
People in the garage know each other well because they travel together, so usually if something happens in someone's family they'll try and do them a good turn.
>>74522126
If the FIA took over, all the cars would be British designed and made for American companies just like in Indycar and GT/LMP racing
DREW BREES
Ebris cawshun!
>de bris
>commercial cawshun
>duh breeze blowing
>>74522157
Good job asshole you made them throw a fake debris caution
>de bris
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""debris"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Stages will kill """"""""""""""""""""""""debris"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
cautions, they said
>>74522182
Why do you think FIA would be better? They've done some pretty stupid things the past few years too
Thank you based dubree cawshun
>>74522205
What british company is involved in Indy and GT/LMP?
No way they're doing this race in one more stop.
>>74522180
>not understanding the social formality of wishing someone well when there's a death in their family
Imagine being this autistic
>race has been so uneventful they have nothing to say about it and advertise next week's race
>next race will probably be shit too
>325 laps
Lol what a redneck sport
>>74522244
Getting rid of the chase would be a huge improvement right off the bat. I imagine they would stop the meme cautions and double file restarts.
Maybe I'm giving them too much credit, but anybody would be better than what we have now.
>tfw you watched NASCAR when it was actually enjoyable
>now it's just a memefest goverened by delusional tv execs desperate for ratings
>>74522282
>single file restarts
lmao fuck off
>>74522282
Double File Restarts are fine
>>74522256
We're going pit free until the end of the race just like we're going commercial free until the end of the race.
Just got home from work, what have I missed so far?
Racing will never be good again, technology has just advanced too far. Even if they changed the cars the teams would find a way to get all their downforce back
>>74522317
Harvick Dominating
Everyone getting busted for speeding.
>>74522299
>le being 3rd or 4th is better than 2nd restarts xD
Kys. At Martinsville, it's so bad 5th is preferable to 2nd
>>74521842
Trois-rivieres is absolutely
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>74522317
Worn tires and pit-road speed penalties.
And you came in the middle of a debris caution.
>>74522317
Nothing
>>74522331
>single file restart at Martinsville
>half the field is on the backstretch
Bayne will get a top ten today if he doesn't fuck up.
>>74522250
I said made in the UK for American companies, look up the GT40 for example and this:
The F! industry attracts other motor sports
http://atlasf1.autosport.com/95/pre/galpin.html
>>74522375
Far better than punishing the 2nd place car
>>74522387
BAYNE?
>>74522375
I mean you could just have lap cars line up on the inside again, so you don't have to be in a spot where restarting 2nd is worse than starting 9th.
Went to get my laundry - why did they caution?
CRANK IT UP
>FIA takes over NASCAR
-Sorry we lost Dale
-Well done Sonoma
-transition to 2 cylinder hybrid engines
-classic races canceled in favor of new markets in china and arabia
-tires even worse than they are now
-big dorsal fins stretching the entire length of the car
-more Finn drivers
-ban on pitstops
-double points in Kansas
-vettel crossover
Elliot catching up
>>74522409
Ironic that these moments show me what nascar should be.
No fucking announcers from a bygone era of radio.
>actual participation trophies
>NASCAR takes over F1
>F1 season opener at Daytona
>No survivors
>>74522414
>classic races canceled in favor of new markets in china and arabia
That already happened. California, New Hampshire, and Kansas.
>need to take java midterm exam
>if I do I'll be glancing back at the race every minute or so and won't be focused on the exam
wat do lads
>>74522448
>DRS power laps
>>74522448
Top kek
>>74522448
>going 250
>crash would probably be death
I'd watch death race irl
Any special reasons why there usually are so few cautions at Atlanta?
>>74522448
Now I want to know if an F1 car is solid enough to punch through the Daytona fence.
>>74522467
>>74522492
Loose track and thus cautious driving.
CAWSHUN
I need a new meme name for Gray Gaulding now that he isn't sponsored by Krispy Kreme anymore.
Does "Lil Sweet" work since he's sponsored by Dr Pepper?
What about the guy who said that they can now fix races by remote destroying engines.
they flipped the BK racing caution switch again
Dr Pepper bringing out the caution and getting their tv time. Every week.
>>74522492
Cookie cutters are easy to drive, and the worn surface means people don't want to take chances.
>>74522492
I fucked it up didn't I...
>>74522544
Now, he already blew up before you posted.
pls put speedy dry on Harcuck's beloved low line
>>74522544
Nah, the folks at Dr pepper did.
Keseloswki in the lead, harvick btfo on the restart
>It's a Harvick dominates the entire race only to lose because of a pit crew penalty episode
go harcuck go
>60 to go
>race stays green
Do they pit under green?
>soccer
RIP BREAD
>>74522580
Kesolowksi needs to stay out to fuck harvick
>>74522576
lel
>>74522583
jesus tony is an alpha
>>74522591
Yes, absolutely.
Fuck. Keselowski.
>>74522536
Bullshit larper
Prediction: Keselowski tops off since he has to come back in.
Goes green at 58
53 lap fuel window
Kes has most fuel
Wins
>>74522583
the absolute madman.
>>74522583
She got STEWED
why does it take 20 minutes to restart?
https://youtu.be/YtUvEZ7Au-s
Throwback to when Dales wheel completely came apart
>>74522662
Hoots really does suck at managing the track vehicle and safety vehicle traffic
Is Atlanta one is of those "one leader for 80% of the race" tracks?
>>74522662
becuase Brian
I honestly hope the green flag racing continues and this becomes a pit strategy race. I want to see a random driver win and clinch an early chase berth.
Harvick needs to have a catastrophic meltdown
>>74522689
>is Atlanta intermediate
Yes
>Le Cuts inside man
Rich Chigga is going to win
>>74522724
>>74522697
This would make it as exciting as this can be (without a crash)
When will they bring back the CoTs?
rolling for winner
Clit
>Clit is kill
>car going slow
>CAUTION
Bravo
>Stewart
>Lint
>>74522732
why the fuck is THAT a yellow?
this sport is shit.
>goodyear tires
Man, fuck....
WHOAA
How long until the Clit in the 14 meme ends?
>Clit
>>74522591
>stays green
:^)
>caution
dumb fucking fat redneck hoot
>>74522793
was caused by contact breh
>fuck nascar
is this the worst race in a long time?
>>74522806
I've seen indycars bounce of a wall at 220 and the tires don't go down
>>74522805
>Put it out!
>>74522818
wait till next week
>Caution for that
we lads more ad money
who is the hottest pit reporter
>>74522820
>open wheel
There are no fenders to get bent in and cut the tire. That's what does it
>>74522832
Ned Jarrett
Why are all the pit road officials always fat?
Just realized Newman has a new scheme. it's nice actually
>>74522832
Vince Welch
>>74522828
Where is next week. May want to play a lineup on draftkings so i need to know
>>74522842
I don't know if you've been paying attention lately but indy has a shitload of carbon pieces flapping around and falling off these days
WHY
>>74522852
If you've ever been to a race and had access to the garages you would know
NASCAR has a continuos bbq buffet going on all day long
Those fuckers eat like hogs
Fufufu.... We will take over America(n racing)!
>>74522863
Vegas is next race.
>that's one small step for a tire changer, one giant penalty for the 31
>>74522852
If they were in better shape, NASCAR would give them a job that requires more movement.
Is Toyota's reign of terror over?
>>74522887
Wow another boring 1.5 mile track. Great
>>74522893
until next week
>>74522891
KEK
>>74522896
He looks like he does it for free
>>74522891
nice
>Newman behind wall
What?
>Newman behind wall
>ryan newman sent behind the wall because team wasn't ready for him
fucking what
F
>>74522952
This
Showed a shot on Premier of his team pushing him. Possible electrical failure.
Why did they remove the driver names from the windshield? Monster jewing it up?
>go green
TIME FOR COMMERCIALS
>>74522893
Seems like they've been cucked...
Any chance of a lead change or should I just turn this off.
>>74522962
Shouldn't they have a system where they can change batteries in like 30 seconds by now?
>>74522970
They're on the back now
Derrick Cope has managed to stay only 25 laps down, impressive.
>>74522983
Pretty stupid tbqh
>>74522977
It's not over till it's over.
Harvicks pit crew WILL fuck him....
>Newman gets fucked
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
They should've had an oroville battery instead.
>electricity bows to the battery
>in contact with outlets and light posts
>possess conductive abilities
>control oroville with a shocking flow
>owns power plants & generators locally
>direct descendants of the electricity from zeus
>will provide electricity for first keks on mars
>oroville will be the first power plant
>own 99% of californias usable electricity on earth
>first power plant will be oroville power plant
> battery said to have high flow, such conductivity has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan
>ancient native scriptures tell of battery failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of dark cities and power plant technology progression
>they own thunderclouds around the world
>you likely have oroville batteries inside you now
>the battery is in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville power plant
>who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe power plant in desert land?
>they learned fluent electrical engineering in under a day
>other dams entrusted their electricity to the oroville battery
>there is no electricity in california, only in the battery
>the battery is about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society
>in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california
>we dont know their ultimate plans yet
>we hope the battery is well constructed
>>74522987
kek
>>74522970
The short answer is yes but there's probably a 75% shot NASCAR jewed themselves as part of their pitch.
Back window is such a useless fucking place for driver names.
>>74522996
What the fuck
>5 weeks until a short track
>>74522983
this helps nobody, what were they thinking
>>74523002
They should be on the back bumper so drivers bitching on the radio at least bitch about the right driver.
>>74522996
Ryan, it's been changed, get back out there and concentrate on the race
>>74522996
Bogpill is funny
This is not
>>74522996
Damn quite a shocking strikedown
>>74523008
Batteries had a cult following in a thread, just some OC I had laying in my desktop.
When did those track lights get turned on?
>>74523019
Come on goy, nobody likes short tracks. We wanna see cars go FAST
>>74523041
Vroom vrrooom
>>74523040
lap 71
>>74523008
another version of the simply epic and successfully forced bogdanoff meme
>>74522983
thats a nice looking paintjob tbqh
>>74523040
Wasting energy to celebrate EPA defunding.
WATER COOLER DALE
>tfw just remembered martinsville has lights now
dumb
>This guy in the supercross ad on the youtube stream
truly sanic speed talking
>relegate race to less than 1/9 of the screen
>show a commercial for NASCAR tickets
You know, being able to see what the fuck is happening might sell more tickets.
RCR is cursed
rip rcr
>autism dildo
>the city of RCR
THE KILLSWITCH IS REAL
>told austin to stay on track
he just nearly got fucking rear ended by a car going full speed
Fucking hell
>the decrepit abode of richard childress racing
>ywn be bullied by danica
>The city of RCR
Seems to me like NASCAR just shut down the RCR cars. Illegal modifications?
What's up with the batteries? At least Newman recognized it and was able to nurse it to the garage.
Austin Dillon knew about the problem and ignored it.
>pushed behind the wall by the wrecker
I haven't seen that in a while.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BELIEVE IN THE BATTERYBOG!
>activate it
>car almost in pitlane
C A U T I O N
>harvick pit fuck up incoming
Harvicks crew pls
>RCR taking any chance they can to kek harv
Why his dumb ass team tell him to stay out
reeee
Who here wants to see some meme magic?
>Harvick's team doesn't fuck him
Shocked!
i hope harvick gets cucked
>larson wanted to pick up 1 spot to be on the inside
>picks up 2 and will start on the outside
>>74523147
Shall we summon kek?
Cucked
YES!
HARVICK PENALTY
Fucking thank you
>>74523159
LOL!!!!!!
>HARKEK
AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>Cuckvin
ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>74523153
>he fucks himself instead
>Harvick cucked
>the city of Harvick
HAHAHHAHAHA HARVICK CUKED
>>74523159
Harvick SPEEDING PENALTY!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Every fucking time. Harvick loses so many races holy shit
GIVE LARSON YOUR ENERGY LADS \0/
HARVICK KEKED HARVICK KEKED HARVICK KEKED HARVICK KEKED HARVICK KEKED HARVICK KEKED
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah
also what the fuck is this hiro
CHASE WINS LOL
BIG COMEBACK FOR COPE. HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE DO IT !?
TIME FOR BASED KESELOWSKI TO WIN
Brad Keselowski is going to win this race.
>>74522993
Well...not his crew, but I saw that coming...
>>74523189
im not giving him energy he bombed pearl harbor
>>74523189
\o/
INB4 BRED
HARVKEKED
HOLY SHIT
MEME MAGIC WINS AGAIN
HAHAJHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK HARVICK
>it actually happened again
>the city of Harvick
BREAD
R
E
A
D
GO CHASE GO
GO ROSSI GO
>>74523186
Worst luck in turnleft....bar none.
Larson!
>>74523189
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>that sneak restart
>Chase all over the back of Kenseth
>gets fucked
>SNEAK
Come on Larsonsahn!
I'm sorry for my guys
I fucked the restart up
HES GONNA BLOW IT
NO bred
I swear to god if bitch boy keselowski wins this
Larson on the high line meme
>>74522730
Bump
Larson just threw it.
Another Keselowski win.
*blocks your path*
what the hell is larson doing?
God these young drivers are fucking chokers. Fire them all.
what the fuck larson
LARSON NO
>larshit
HOW DO YOU CHOKE LIKE THIS
HOLY FUCK
What is it with Elliott and Larson cucking themselves out of wins
Larson fucking Blewit
le hypocrite man wins lol
Debris pls
>THE CITY OF LARSON
>Bred
Disgusting.
>le can only run against the wall man
fucking based brad. it's gonna happen
boring track
boring winner
boring weekend
the city of atlanta drops the ball again
WE
DID
IT
BOYS
>Bread
>premier stream went down
good
>Larson literally just pulling over and letting Brad go
what the literal fuck
>>74523310
3/10 race
At least it wasn't harvickwinslol
>>74523329
>Dodge
Damn
Kasey Kahne also drove on the high line and gave away wins earlier in his career.
Just letting you Kyle Larson fans know what you're getting into. The beginning of their careers have been almost identical.
>Premier Sports dies just before Bread wins race
Fucking saved me from that fucking horrible ending.
>>74523329
Post Diecast bro blowing him the fuck out.
Maybe I'm not one to talk because I learned from video games but whenever I played racing games I never, EVER gave anyone the inside. Short way around the track wins every time.
FUCK YEAH! MURICA WINS AGAIN. EAT SHIT FORNERS
>>74523344
I'm sure that's very reassuring for them
>>74523344
jesus, nobody deserves this fate
Alright guys
On to Las Vegas
I'll be posting from the track and Neon Garage all weekend for you
does larson have any actual talent or is he just in fast cars? he can only run up on the wall and doors it more often than he wins from it
>>74523344
But Kahne got wins.
>larson blowing it again
>>74523351
except for michigan
>>74523344
Larson to the HMS #5 confirmed
>>74523359
He can't see the wall with those squinty slant eyes
>>74523370
the easiest track on the schedule
>>74523357
Take a photo of a driver with a pepe
>>74523371
Imagine being snubbed for the 24 and getting the 5 instead.
>>74523359
The nigger can drive, but he just fucked up for some reason...
>>74523359
>chip ganassi
>fast
I believe he actually has talent because the McDonalds salesmen he races with is so trash
>>74523359
Ganassi cars aren't fast
Larson threw for CSGO skins, will this be investigated?
"If he hadn't been racin he would have enlisted"
What a faggot thing to say
current top 5 in points:
Harvick
Kurt
Keselowski
Elliott
Logano
>ywn spill beer on a girl's tits in victory Lane.
Why even live?
>"Boy Harvick winning would suck"
>Keselowski fucking wins instead
You never know how bad it could really get until it happens I guess
>>74523406
THIS
>>74523418
>Wanting to die for ZOG
>>74523436
Does this mean Logano wins next week?
>>74523418
Stolen Valor
>>74523388
>Cole Whitt in 17th
>DiBenedetto in 18th
>Cassil in 21st
>Erik Jones in 29th
Is Michael Waltrip gay?
>>74523448
Followed by consecutive wins from the Dillon brothers.
Had you told me 10 years ago that there would be a set of brothers more punchible than the Buschs I wouldn't have believed you.
>>74523471
I think he's asexual
God. I bet michael waltrip is hung like a horse
>>74523471
flamboyantly so
>people bitch about drivers now
>try and pretend that the guys from the 80's and 90's weren't thought of as arrogant cunts
>>74523471
There are no gays here
>>74523455
>>74523477
>>74523388
>Kahne has more points than Jimmie and Dale combined
Looks like this system only lasts one year.
>>74523476
This. Like Spongebob or Michael Jackson
>>74523418
Well thats because we have a country worth fighting for lmao
>>74523496
Pretty much the same as all the other systems since 04
>>74523480
Of course there were arrogant cunts back then; where do you think DW came from?
>>74523507
I agree, but his whole if I wasnt a race car driver I'd totally join the military seems a little insulting to the actual people who sacrifice to defend the country.
>>74523388
>playoff points
these are new this year right? so what are these? what the fuck is going on?
Kahne didn't thank Farmers or Chevy in either of his post race interviews this year. He's never been much of a shill, but maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea on a contract year.
The number 7 car is there to fall back on, but he should aim for a better job than that.
>>74523554
He knows Farmers is going to Chase when the year's over.
>>74523507
That's debatable.
>>74523545
Chase starting position points.
>>74523545
They are bonus points the driver is given in each round
So Harvick would start with 5 extra points in each round except the final round
See you next week lads
>a 9th and 27th place finish has Harvick 1st in points
lmao
>>74523565
>>74523576
So these are the points they keep after everyone being reset to 2000 once the round of 16 starts?
>>74523639
Yes, they get some every time they win a race or a segment.
its another episode of "harvick's wife blames everyone but his husband for losing a race"
>>74523684
just makes me feel sorry for keelan, who's name is an anagram of kevin and delana
>>74523684
the fuck did the 3 do
>>74523477
Do you want to find out?
>>74523813
Mikey?
>>74523797
Had the chance to come to pit road when he lost power but his team told him to stay out. They were trying to see if it would re-fire but it was a pretty shitty move.
>>74523838
ok but that wasn't what hurt him
>>74523841
The caution fucked him either way, he just extra fucked himself.
There were ten laps to go at Atlanta and Kyl Larson was leading on the final restart. His spotter informed him that his competitors were making their fastest times running inside and advised Kyl to use the inside line. Kyl yelled, ‘You know who I am? Im motherfucking Kyl Larson. I'm running the fucking high line, faggot. This is my race.’ Then in retaliation Kyl drove straight up into the marbles and scraped all his sponsor logos off the right side of the car. In doing this, he gave up three seconds and fell all the way back to eighth at the checkered flag. The #42 team had lost the race that day, but inside, Kyl knew he was a winner.
What did Larson even have to say about his horrible decision making at the end of the race? I missed all the post race stuff.
>>74524080
That Bread passed him on the outside every other time.
>>74524080
Keselowski had passed him on the outside every other run so he was trying to take his line away, but he didn't have any grip in that line.
Dinger had 3 loose lugs.
Crew chief suspended 3 races
65,000 dollar fine
35 point penalty
Fucking brutal for that team holy shit.
So the Fords are the new Toyotas then?
New to NASCAR. What's one race you'd recommend I watch on YouTube?
>be me
>chevy fan, don't want a ford to win
>see elliot fall behind
>see larson take the lead, get my hopes up
>larson goes high
>FUCK.png
>polish faggot wins
>mfw
>>74524222
2012 race at the glen
Think its time for Derrike Cope to retire
>>74524238
Cheers
>>74524222
2003 Darlington spring race
Just watched the end.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK HARVICK
He berated his crew for years anytime they made a mistake, now this happens. Couldn't have happened to a better bitch.
>>74524222
2002 Pontiac Excitement 400
>>74523684
The only time I liked logano was when he bitchslapped the harvicks and called her on her shit
>>74523767
>feel sorry for keelan, who's name is...
Dumb as fuck.
Alright. Whos gonna be top 10 next week?
>>74524994
1. Jimmie Johnson
2. Kevin Harvick
3. Denny Hamlin
4. Kurt Busch
5. Martin Truex Jr.
6. Matt Kenseth
7. Chase Elliott
8. Austin Dillon
9. Jamie McMurray
10. Kyle Larson
screenshot it
>>74524994
Kurt.
Kurt has a season of top tens coming
There weren't many complaints about the speeding penalties on pit road, but there was a lot of talk like they knew what happened...just wouldn't say.
What the fuck was going on? Chase was particularly secretive saying he knew, but wouldn't say.
>>74525115
>le "Gourmet Sandwiches" wins first..
65K, 35 points and a 3 race suspension for Dinger's CC seems excessive as fuck, but I guess it was the team's who wanted this.
That's a massive blow to a smaller team tho. Particularly sucks cuz they've had a nice start to the year.
>>74525143
any more on this?
>crash
On to Las Vegas next weekend.