White man sport thread Ski Jumping World Championships Team event

>>74488496
fat western bitches doesn't care

only true white people, Nords, Slavs and Germans

>>74488496
poland wins

gib medal

They should just stop giving points for style. These fucking judges suck.

when did poland git so gud

please no choke
no choke
no choke
please

>>74488618
yeah
Kubacki het low scores but Kraft for the same jump would get 3x19.5 and 2x19

>>74488703
if you're top 5 WC you get straight 19's for free

if you're not in top 20 you'll never get above 18,5

its fucking retarded, and i feel like its only gotten worse the last few years

>>74488739
This.

Congrats poland.

goddamn this is a blowout

Lel, we are rekting. For the first time in our history

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>"Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?"

>>74488951
womans are better at ski jumping than men

http://www.businessinsider.com/men-women-ski-jumping-comparison-2014-2?IR=T

fat american forgot about starting gates

Kraft...

Wow, Kraft is top tier.

fug, we're going to end up 4th, aren't we.

We didn't fly so good...

I don't think we can get a medal. Fml. This season have been bad.

>>74489106
He will win world cup

>polaks promised us a polish choke

NEVER TRUST THEM

This competition is absolutely perfect <3 Such heart by our boys, it's amazing. Love how clutch Kubacki, Zyla and Kot have got under Horngacher.

Kraft is crazy good right now, though. Especially if one considers that it's gonna be mostly ski flying from here on. Hope Kamil can hang on for that world cup, but dunno...

We netter do well in skiflying this year. Everything will be forgiven.

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What if Małysz was a demon and was sucking energy from our jumpers? That's why they was bad when he was still in the game?

>>74489186
just need a vikersund record and all is forgiven

>>74489193
it's crazy how fat he is now

>>74489205
Yes.

>>74489220

He's just enjoying the life bruh, gotta eat that delicious Polish beer and fatty stew

>>74489193

Yeah, if Adam wasn't around, Mateja would have had some GOAT seasons, amirite?

Ready for Zyla to show another amazing jump? Predicting 130m and 19,5s

fugg

its over

>the world record holder

ayyyyy

fuggg :DDD

The wind is all over the place. You need luck to get a long jump now.

>>74489586
german commentator claimed Eisenblichler's wind was very bad

KRAFT ŻEBYŚ TY HUJU UPADŁ I ROZWALIŁ SOBIE TEN GŁUPI RYJ

>>74489586

the "sport" could very well be named windluck

>>74489645
...and judge shit.

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>>74489617
>watchng anything but eurosport

>>74489645
Kraft will rek anyone no matter the wind.

>>74489645
>windluck
i like it

we /windluck/ now

If Germany will stole our gold again we will attack their radiostation

>>74489679
I'm watching the stream

FUG

HOLY SHIT

wtf?

>Forfang
based

AYYY

BASED

>>74489704
m2 but legal stream on polish tv site
http://sport.tvp.pl/29221628/narciarstwo-klasyczne-ms-w-lahti-skoki-narciarskie-konkurs-druzynowy

What the..

Out of fucking nowhere

LOOK AT HIM FLY

>>74489760
I'm watching the legal ARD HD stream

wow

johan andre furfag wtf??

jest kombinezon to jest i rekord huju

well shit

Oh boy, Germany.

wew these winds


/windluck/ copnfirmed

another great FIS event

Indoor ski jumping when?

why isn't japan better at this? good levels of snow, autism and kamikaze mentality.

>>74489864
you were goat 20 years ago

>>74489860
Soon apparently

http://www.fis-ski.com/ski-jumping/news-multimedia/news/article=project-indoor-ski-jumping-wernigerode.html

Kubacki will choke

>>74489864
Nori is the only one with a good, modern technique right now, but his athletic level sucks.

Kubacki has the worst photo of all ski jumpers lmao

CANCELLED!

wow wind is fckd up right now, they should cancel this previous german bad jump, and let him try again

good old days
4.5m/s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEQUHeiQPm0

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Yes, based clutch Kubacki, awesome jump in that place.

will the FIS ever be flexible enough to host a two round competition on two different days?

>>74489918
>athletic level

isn't it pretty much gravity? what training do long ski jumpers do to increase their distance?

>>74490014
>back in these days the judges already didn't know what they were doing

not a surprise

I'm a bit pissed now t.b.h.

>>74490057
You need jumping power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQB5nKCNe5M

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Leć Adam Leeeeć!!!

Wtf the fuck is happening Germany?

>>74490121
niggs would be good ski jumpers
you have many of them you need to train them

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>>74490057
They need to be skeletons, yet have a fair amount of strength. Probably not the easiest combination to maintain.

Also, holy shit, this is getting interesting for us.

kraft vs. wellinger for bronze?

>>74490138
It's aso an advantage if you're small and don't have too much muscles in your upper body, though.

We won. ggez

If we lose this, i will jump from my window. I don't know what must happen now to make it possible.

>>74490138
but no niggers in the country side

>24.9p

it is all over

>>74490207
>>74490214
>>74490220
>fall

be careful

Please don't choke this medal away

>tfw robbed

I don't know how to handle that feel

I bet Kraft will secure the medal because of his style points

Stoch will fail on purpose because he's jelly of Zyla's medal.

Good job Janne

Hnnnggg, the gold is so close now, I can almost smell it...

Janne, please, just just tell'em you can't do this anymore.

Nice suit Prevc...

>>74490280
At least he didnt fall, a seemingly proud finnish tradition this championship

*drum roll*

>>74490300

Hehe true

Amazing jump by Kraft again, damn...

>>74490300
or maybe thats only when theres a medal at stake

>>74490252
Yeah, he gets +0.5 pts for same style as others, bcs he's Kraft.

RIP Germany

IT'S OGRE

Rest In Pieces Germany :(

FUCK YEAH

STJERNEN = THE STAR

WOAH

Dayum mane. Better than expected!

poland stronk

Grats, Poland. Well deserved.

YOU'VE GOT NUTTIN ON US

Gratz pole bros, deserved

who can I blame for this?

>>74488847
Well deserved. Best team atm.

>>74490388
FIS

YES YES YES YES YES

To finally see Poland at the top after 20 years of supporting, I have tears in my eyesn :33 Fuck this is wonderful!

>>74490388
Kraft paid the judges

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>>74490320
finbro spotted

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party time in Poland

well done poland

>>74490485
one shot, one kill

That was great.
Poor Germany though :(

>>74490185
thank mr skeltal

Excuse me just a quick question. What methods does norge use to cheat at this sport? Do they install bionic ankles?

>>74490612
Their fans blow in the direction of hill from the bleachers, effectively generating a helpful wind.

>>74490612
We sneak into Poland's booth at night and steal a couple of skis every now and then.

>>74490612
their suits are like zeppelin skin

>>74490612
They prank call Germans all thorought the night.

>>74490612
They poison their competitor's lunches so they get diarrhea

Didn't Ahonnen end his career? I saw some article saying that he became a high-speed train driver or something like that.

>>74490807
I thinks that he officially retired 2 times

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individual

>>74490807
He returned because the current Finnish team is so shit that they begged him to do something. He helped coaching them for a while but he figured that there's nothing he could do except for carying the entire nt.

>>74490896
>>74490878
aha, thx

>>74490612
They blow out the tires in the opposite team bus.
THEY ARE NUMBER ONE

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jej

>>74489220
>its german obsessed about małysz diet again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuvVCM3aSuM

>>74490896
He didnt coach, he just sew the costumes for a while.

>>74491556
alright