>"the next transfer window will bring this team to a

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>We can do things in the transfer market that other clubs can only dream of. Watch this space

So finishing 5th instead of 6th next season?

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>>74471295
Your defense is so fucking bad, i'd gladly give you the central defenders of my team for free

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>>74471333
>Felipe
>Marcano

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>>74471305
>literally just won the illustrious EFL Cup
>already a double in 16/17, along with the famed McDonald's™ Community Shield
>still talking shit
Finland please, this season is nothing short of success for the Red Devils

>>74471350
Felipe is literally the 2.0 of your pic, and Marcano is a meme, but a good meme. He could be like Otamendi in City

>>74471333
>>74471370
Is Lindelof any good lads?

>>74471403
yes but this bacalhau here >>74471333 will say no because he supports porto

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>mou thinks he can snatch 4th place from wenger

>>74471435
Quite the opposite. I do support Porto, but I admit that Lindeloff is much better than Marcano, and perhaps better than Felipe too

>>74471479
>perhaps

You can't deceive me, bacalhau. He's miles better than meme pair Felipe/Marcano.

>>74471295
>different level
You mean the Championship?

>>74471492
We'll see how Felipe's career goes, and then we shall talk, son

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>>74471435
>>74471492
>miles better
At what, exactly? He looks like le ballplaying Swedish John Stones

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>>74471555
>swaqua

could you stop using this shit stats comparison?

>>74471566
>no argument
It's the best stat site available. I'll ask again, what exactly is Lindelof "miles better" at than those two Porto guys? Is he better than Mangala to begin with?

>>74471585
>It's the best stat site available
That's not saying much.

>>74471585
No, isn't. Use whoscored.

dumb frogposter

>>74471566
Are you implying Giroud isnt the best of that bunch? If those other three literally whos were any good they would be playing in england instead of some poverty club in some 3rd world shithole

>>74471295
better look for a new goalkeeper chaps

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>>74471555
>the Slav squawka autist attacks again

>>74471295
>>74471303
Name one team that does this

>>74471622
this desu
>Luis "not good enough for Liverpool" Suarez
>Cristina "not good enough for Man Utd" Ronaldo
>Messhit

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>>74471603
>whoscored
Good for individual match data, it's where I look up key passes and so on. Complete joke for overall ratings though

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>>74471629
>stats don't matter la just WATCH him play

>>74471470
Well he did snatch the league from the invinsibles 12 years ago.

>>74471354
>winning trophies is bad

>>74471651
shove your stats up your ass, Juve bandwagoning customer

not spending money makes you a beta club with zero ambition

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>>74471637
City and Chelsea, but they actually bought some success

>says increasingly nervous customer for the fifth year in a row

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>>74471749
>>74471770
>>74471777
>muh Mickey Mouse trophy
>s-stats are made up by ABUs
>look how rich we are

>>74471790
how does livershit feel entitled to win anything again? why dont their delusional supporters take a look at this and how shit their squad is

>spend a gorillion monies
>the best signing was a swede that i literally carrying the team

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>>74471815
Manure are the second most player-reliant team in the whole league, just 8% behind Sunderland with Defoe. There's a reason why he's called Mouyes lmao. No idea what the plan is when Ibrahimovic dies of cardiac arrest, except paying 90mil for Greaseman and hoping he doesn't flop like Pogba did.

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>over £500m spent since Ferguson
>6th

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>>74471662
>stats are EVERYTHING! LETS BUY ANTONIO!

>>74471807
They have one third of Manure's net expenditure, and as things stand, they're still above them in the table.

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>>74471881
>show totals
>not the same positions
>those categories
>those passing completions
Trust a hue to handle user-friendly site like squawka

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>>74471878
Brilliant pic KEK

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>it's customers think they can handle based slovakbro episode

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>>74471907
>stats are EVERYTHING!
>LETS BUY GIROUD!

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>>74471922
Well it's no fun when they don't fight back, is it

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>>74471948
>he doesn't use OPTA
>still thinks he isnt a plebeian

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>>74471931
>midday in Brazil
>not even a Manure match on
>this TRIGGERED already
Jesus slow down a bit, this is going to be a long thread. For a comprehensive striker comparison look here >>74471651
And protip: check Giroud's playing time

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>>74471967
>And protip: check Giroud's playing time

Oh, thank you for warning me the obvious. No one would notice such a thing.

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>>74471964
>OPTA
>literally paying for data that's 95% available elsewhere so you can compare distance covered
Actually I wish I had access to it, because Manure were reported to have THE LEAST ground covered in the whole league
>lazy mercenaries
>the zombie >mouyes

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>>74472006
No problem, pal

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>Already two trophies this season

Other clubs are you even trying??

>>74471295
its literally the same story as with liverpoop fans.

>Small improvement
>Next transfer window will be it, United will be feared again
>Team buys meme players over ridiculous prices
>Now the other teams must fear us
>Season starts, team is like 4th
>T-they need to learn to play t-t-together, just wait and see.
>December, team is 5th.
>N-n-next year is the one
>Small improvement, maybe lifting one trophy
>This is it! The old United is back!
>Next transfer window will be it, United will be feared again

Rinse and repeat...

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>>74472024
>le get outplayed by Southampton and sulk with the "trophy" because you realize you're underperforming man

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>>74472110
Who /scared/ here?

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>It's another Slav can't get a life episode

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>>74472119
>Le have game of your season team because its your only chance at a trophy for a few years and still get BTFO, before going back to struggling in the league and half arsing it against relegation fodder

GLORIOUS

>>74471878
Elite pic

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based press conference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x75ZG7XfBNo>>74472183

yfw you support Chelshit, Lelpool, Arseshit or Shity and you realise you'll never have a based manager telling you the team news

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>>74472119

>mou bantered pep for going bald during his barca tenure due to stress

>is rapidly balding this season

>>74472008
> THE LEAST ground covered in the whole league
>having the team winning trophies and on the 2nd place fight literally without doping the players

>a bad thing

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>>74471555
>having stat screenshots ready to go for players United haven't even signed yet

Jesus christ

>>74472471
ABUism is a mental disorder.

I don't get it: Paki Manure customers = bad, Slav Juventus customer = good?

Jose's press conferences are so good they even divide them in two parts and embargo the second bit to later in the day (or the next day) because "we can get double the clicks" and "too much good stuff at once might hurt you"

Let's see when they start to embargo Conte's (the Leader) press conferences. kek, not even the most dedicated Chelsea costumers go willingly through the pain of hearing the hair guy struggling with basic english

>>74472024
I love this meme. The Community/Charity Shield is completely unimportant... Right up until Man Utd win it, and their teenage paki fanbase go mental

Never change lads
>never move off 6th

>>74472580
lol I know right, it's almost like those stupid bastards think FOOTBALL is more important than how much of a prick their manager can be

top kek mate, you've proper got em there

>>74471295
Sit sixth in the league, still get a hard on even though you are still just mediocre, it's fucking hilarious, pogpoo is worldy he fucking stinks even worse than a usual nigger

>>74472718
>pogpoo
ahem m80

>Pooaul Poogba
>record signing of Dabchester "Manure" Poonited

>>96

>>74472718
Man Utd will finish top 4 comfortably with a couple trophies.

I used to support United but the squad is boring, plays boring football and I can't stand Mourinho. I won't support them until he is gone.

>>74472718
Lelverpool fans shaking after we overtake them kek

>>74474145
Not gonna lie, former Man Utd supporter here. It's been hilarious watching them crash and burn the past few months. But seriously we can't let Mourinho get his hands on the summer transfer money.

>>74474294
>liverstool fan posing as a united fan
christ, you assholes are so fucking pathetic

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>>74472693
Meme masters

>>74474294
>crash and burn the past few months.
They've lost 1 game in 25. How is that crashing and burning?

>>74471305
Probably 7th tbqh

>>74474145
>>74474294
false flag

>being a fat autist from the midlands that supports man utd without having been to old trafford ever

i really do pity all the Man Utd fans on here

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>>74474764
>>74474670
just a /pol/ meme m80s

don't get triggered

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why does sp become autistic whenever anything united based is posted?

>>74475771
Jealousy.

>>74475771
OP started with the frogposting

>>74475771
They are jealous of us.

How are we going to fit Griezmann, Bernardo, Mkhitaryan, Martial and Pogba into the team?

>>74477810
-----------------greizmann----------------
-ronaldo-----------reus----------bale---
-----------renatosanchez-pogba------
---alaba---hummels-ramos--lahm-
---------------------de gea----------------
5th place confirmed la

>>74471479
Is Lindelof good enough for the Premier League, though?

I hope Trump nukes Slovakia

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>>74478684

And United will still finish 5th

>>74478662
No. Benfica always lie about United interest in their players when they want to sell them. United have absolutely no interest in signing him or any other Benfica player.

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>>74471303
>>74471354
>>74471555
>>74471585
>>74471651
>>74471662
>>74471790
>>74471806
>>74471854
>>74471887
>>74471907
>>74471918
>>74471948
>>74471967
>>74472008
>>74472019
>>74472119
>>74472136
>It's another slovakustomer episode

>>74478662
Yeah, he may be. If he has brains. He is more reliable than Marcano and Felipe, because most FC Porto players become shit after leaving Porto (due to absence of Pinto Da Costa's influence over them)