Have you taken a moment out of your day to appreciate the fact that you're not a hockey fan, /sp/?
must be awful to not know the glory of the most aesthetic sport
>>74433015
I thank Kobe every day I'm not some furpuck loving rust belt living faggot.
>>74433785
My Negro.
NHL fans are the second wealthiest and most educated among pro-sports fans in NA behind PGA fans.
literally stay in your slums watching 'lit' dunks lmao
>>74433947
Then why can't you guys pay your "athletes" more?
Basketball
>>74434198
And hockey.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but there seems to be a huge difference between these two images.
>>74434024
>20 players per team
Vs
>10 players per team
>>74434229
>Black people cant do math
Dont expect a rational response
>>74434198
>>74434216
One has real athletes and the other a bunch of poofters who skate wearing a 2 inch tick armor to cover their faggy bodies from scratches
>>74434277
Black people are always rapping about how much money and often they count it though.
>>74433015
now i have
>>74433947
Why are NBA tickets more expensive than NHL ones?
>>74434300
I know you likely live in a Favela but have you ever seen hockey equipment
>>74434324
They pretty much give away Craptors tickets m8
>>74434328
Of course not, they can't afford anything other than soccer gear.
>>74434340
Because it's in Canada, you are too pussy to play bsketball
Compare a Lakers ticket to the most expensive NHL team
>>74434328
>suggesting ice hockey is a sport for rich people
Rich people play sports like polo, and guess which country dominates this sport?
>>74434309
And then they go broke, it's almost like they don't actually know how to count...
>>74434351
Soccer is the main sport in 17 of the 20 richest countries on Earth
Please consider that fact before using the dumb "povertyball" meme
>>74434353
>moving the goalposts: the post
Bounceball fans truly are retarded. The cheapest ticket to see the Leafs is 5x more expensive than the cheapest ticket to see the Lakers on stubhub. If you sort by "best seats" the Leafs tickets are still $100 more.
>>74434388
>17 of the 20 richest countries
Sunbelt countries and below.
>>74434395
I'm not a basketball fan, stop attacking my persona and focus on my arguments
I'm just being objective and arguing facts here
>>74434300
This guy gets it
>>74434395
Lmao ok m8.
>>74434388
Anyone other than USA in the Northern hemisphere play Hockey as a main sport. Thats the only good hemisphere
Southern hemisphere are a buncha shit skins and negros.
Noone cares about saudis playing your stupid game.
>>74434418
>being objective
>pulls incorrect figures out of his ass about the price of tickets
can south america pls go
>>74434216
Probably a shit ton of Gold Medals?
>>74434423
>if I don't care about them it's the same as they don't exist
They are rich, that's it. Their skin colour is irrelevant
Stop moving the goalposts
>>74433015
I love watching hockey when it's on, but I never managed to get myself actually invested on it. How do I proceed?
>>74434447
>NASCAR fans richer than bounceball fans
really makes you think
>>74434450
Get one of the NHL games to learn the players/rules. Pick a team with the logo you think is the coolest.
captcha: cool alberto
>>74434426
lmao, you made me google the prices
Lakers are 3 or 4 times more expensive
>>74434492
They aren't on Stubhub though Pablo. It's $89 for the cheapest Laffs ticket, and $15 for the cheapest Lakers ticket
>>74434429
>>74434447
>half of boreball and turnleft fans are senior citizens
I mean, it's not exactly surprising but I still didn't expect the number to be quite that high
>>74434024
>caring about how much money they make
>actually being proud of the fact that some nigger you will never meet earns more than some canadian you will also never meet
>>74433015
furpuck > apehoop erryday
>>74434496
We were talking abotu the expensive ones, and it is 500 vs 1600
>>74434198
>>74434216
both have a rapist, so that's one thing they have in common
>>74434447
if you didn't watch the Daytona 500 you're not a fan of sports, you're a faggot
>>74434547
turn left is not a sport
http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-ryoko-yonekura-s-nipple-x3hxyal/answers/new.html
>>74434535
>comparing a few courtside seats to seats behind a physical barrier
You can stop grasping for straws at anytime Pablo, the average ticket price is still much lower for bounceball. Cherrypicking a few courtside prices doesn't make you wrong.
>>74434450
Do you have a connection with any of the teams?
>>74434581
I meant to say doesn't make you right but I've already started drinking so disregard me I suck cocks
Why does mumpspuck make niggershoot fans so upset?
>>74434543
In apehoop, the nonrapist is the exception on the team, in hockey the rapist is the unique one.
>>74434606
They can't afford to play it.the price barrier keeps the riff raff out
>>74434606
Jealous they grew up in a Shanty with 5 siblings compared to growing up in Suburbia or on a farm.
>>74434606
It's actually the total opposite. It's also almost impossible to get the /nba/ posters out of thier own threads. Trust me I've tried. They really just like Shitposting about basketball.
>>74434543
But how often do you hear about a hockey player scandal vs any of the other sports?
Hockey - small town/suburb kids from Canada, Eastern Europe, and USSR
Baseball - Central Americans on HGH and sometimes cocaine
Football - black guys from LA who beat their wives and girlfriends OR rednecks from Kentucky who play because there was nothing else to do
Basketball - black teens from Chicago who couldn't afford college on their own
>>74434785
i know, i just couldn't resist taking a jab at kane
>>74433015
Hockey is such a retarded sport
Watch a bunch of Canadians pretend they are tough and skate around playing ice soccer
>>74434876
Just like he cant resist taking literal jabs at cabbies over 30 cents.
Basketball would be pretty sweet if they called less fouls but it's pretty shit in it's current state
>>74434894
>>74434876
Kane appreciates the question
>>74434917
the flopping is beginning to get to spic divegrass tier
>>74434876
>>74434894
>>74434945
good posts
>>74434678
>spoiled rich white kids who play hockey just for fun
Or
>poverty stricken minorities who pour their blood, sweat, and tears into thier sport because it's the only way to uplift thier families from poverty
Bball has 100x more passion than hockey.
>>74435244
Kek approved
>>74434589
Not really, but that hasn't stopped me from being really into handegg and basedball. Still, I've been watching more hockey recently, so I might as well just keep up and try >>74434469.
I wonder if the OP understands the irony of his picture and this very thread.
Probably not, since he's a simpleton nighoop cuck.
>>74436281
>being this new to/sp/
You obviously don't know much about the puckerfags on this board.
They have a huge inferiority complex and always have to remind everyone how awesome their sport is. They also constantly attempt to start shit with the basketball posters but are often ignored which just further enrages them.
NHL is better than NBA
>>74435244
Is this a serious post?
>>74436722
The all mighty kek thinks so.
Yes I also pray to God every day in thanks that I don't live in a country whose entire national identity is getting mad about sandwiches.
>>74434894
I don't care enough about hockey to do that