>Oi mate! Where's my fookin' Knighthood? How

You've done fuck all you tax dodging cunt, go away

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>>74408567

D-dont worry, it'll be here in a second. J-just a moment n-

Take this.

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>>74408567
>le tatted up footy lad

Make it past the group stages with England and i will make you king.

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>Beckham inexplicably turning up to the 2010 World Cup to sit on the bench in a suit
>you now remember the mutiny led by John Terry mid-tournament against Capello
>you now remember Heskey's skills up front
>Matthew Upson
>the Jabulani
>vuvuzelas
>Gareth Barry vs Ozil
>you now remember England drawing against USA and Algeria
>you now remember Rob Green

>>74408756
B-but he kicked a football on top of a double-deck bus in the Beijing 2008 Closing cemerony.

>>74408567
nothing personnel, kid

>>74412674
Special 1 tv was gold that worldcup

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>>74412674
>Speyside whiskey

>>74408567
What knighthood

>you will never be David Beckham's squire
>you will never go on grand adventures with him, fighting for the glory of King and Country
>you will never lovingly place his armor over his head and feel his heart beat as you strap it tight around his chest
>you will never spend all day polishing his helmet to a perfect shine
>you will never tend to his wounds and cuts as carefully as you can so it doesn't hurt him too much as you cauterize the large cut across his tattooed bicep
>you will never hold him in your arms on the battlefield as he slowly bleeds out after losing a duel to a French faggot, then as he dies, take up his arms and name and live forevermore as Sir David II of Beckham

why even live? wrong generation

Bale deserves one more desu

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>a German steals your post word for word
Hmmmmmm

this was probably the worst england team i've ever seen
capello is a hack

literally everything went through lennon or whoever was on the right wing

>>74412674
>Barry vs Ozil

Barry was playing the long game. He'd beat that pink eyed lazy fuck now

>>74413846
>you will never hold him in your arms on the battlefield as he slowly bleeds out after losing a duel to a French faggot, then as he dies, take up his arms and name and live forevermore as Sir David II of Beckham
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