/turnleft/ Daytona 500 Hype Thread

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How do my lineups look guys? Any suggestions?

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get the fuck in here lads

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I wish we had eurobeat instead of country.

gib strim pls

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digits are the winner

>>74400375
BRENDAN

>>74399932
mcdowell wont finish today, neither will danicles, ragan or casill.

your top 5, Kurt, Bowyer, Johnson, Kyle, Kes

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acestream://2079008ddb5e0e7b45b848bf5dda63d6b600b90b

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Race Coverage: 2:00 p.m. on FOX
Start Command: 2:20 p.m. (approx.)
Green Flag: 2:31 p.m.

Format: 200-lap/500-mile, three-segment race. Competition cautions on Laps 60 and 120 will separate the segments.

Forecast: 67°, 48% humidity, 0% chance of rain

Presentation of colors: TBA
Invocation: Pastor Ronnie Barton, First Baptist Church of South Daytona
National Anthem: Jordin Sparks
Flyover: U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds (F-16 Fighting Falcons)
Grand Marshall/Command to start engines: Owen Wilson, voice of Lightning McQueen
Honorary Starter: LaDainian Tomlinson, star NFL running back
Honorary Pace Car driver: Jeff Gordon, co-owner of the #48, driven by 7-time MENCS Champion Jimmie Johnson

Lineup:
Row 1: #24 Chase Elliott - #88 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Row 2: #1 Jamie McMurray - #11 Denny Hamlin
Row 3: #4 Kevin Harvick - #14 Clint Bowyer
Row 4: #2 Brad Keselowski - #41 Kurt Busch
Row 5: #20 Matt Kenseth - #47 A. J. Allmendinger
Row 6: #6 Trevor Bayne - #3 Austin Dillon
Row 7: #78 Martin Truex Jr. - #10 Danica Patrick
Row 8: #43 Aric Almirola - #31 Ryan Newman
Row 9: #22 Joey Logano - #42 Kyle Larson
Row 10: #72 Cole Whitt - #13 Ty Dillon
Row 11: #19 Daniel Suarez - #38 David Regan
Row 12: #18 Kyle Busch - #95 Michael McDowell
Row 13: #17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. - #48 Jimmie Johnson
Row 14: #32 Matt DiBenedetto - #5 Kasey Kahne
Row 15: #34 Landon Cassill - #96 D. J. Kennington
Row 16: #37 Chris Buescher - #15 Michael Waltrip
Row 17: #23 Joey Gase - #33 Jeffrey Earnhardt
Row 18: #83 Corey LaJoie - #77 Erik Jones
Row 19: #27 Paul Menard - #21 Ryan Blaney
Row 20: #75 Brendan Gaughan - #7 Elliott Sadler

DNQ: #51 Timmy Hill - #55 Reed Sorenson

To the back:
Truex Jr., Allmendinger, Buescher (failed inspections)
Johnson, Menard, Blaney (backup cars)

After chaos in the Trucks and Xfinity Series, NASCAR’s best attempt to conduct a segmented race in a competent manner. Also, the return of Dale Jr. and the alleged last race for Mikey Waltrip.

Will mikey finish on the lead lap?

>tfw this is the last chance for Mikey to kill himself in this race

>>74400509
hell no

rolling for winner

Do you think Erik Jones could upgrade my dakimakura to an actual gf

Please respond

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>>74400269

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>>74400509
Post Yfw Mikey pulls off the impossible and wins

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chase elliot will win

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>>74400554
Mikey and Danica finish 1 and 2

>>74400509
If I was on his team I would be pissed. The guy isn't even focused on racing. He spends most speed weeks commentating and interviewing

>>74400583
Has Danica ever won a race?

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>>74400624
Not a NASCAR race. She won an Indycar race by pure luck essentially.

>C-carl WILL be back

-Darrell Waltrip, 2017

the fuck is this stages shit
NASHURR gets shittier every year?

>>74400554
idk how he could win, Daytona in this current package makes it impossible for underdogs to sniff the lead, it's just going to a few top dogs swapping it unless there's a massive wreck up front

Here's a stream.

http://www.stream2watch.cc/streams/23481/52811

>>74400690

It should actually make for better racing so I'm OK with it.

http://nascar.nbcsports.com/2017/02/26/brian-france-warns-drivers-about-blocking-during-the-daytona-500-in-an-admittedly-unusual-address/

I'm honestly surprised France showed his face after how hard he got BTFO by the Wall Street Journal

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i like how they explain the rules to us like we are little babies

>>74400690

Yeah they are trying to make it like three mini races, to keep the audience engaged. It's dumb as fuck though.

What's this Mickey Mouse bullshit with stages?

>>74400723
t. Brian (((((France)))))

>>74400725
>create rules package where you have to block to win
>get mad when drivers block

>>74400759

The drivers' council actually had most of the say in this format, no?

>>74400723

No fucking way will it make for better racing.

i miss jeff

>>74400789

Why not? It's not the same, but has a similar feel to heat races and the main event. Paired with the damage policy, it brings a lot more strategy into races.

I'm fine with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C2Wt-DQdAs

>>74400841
>heat races on 1.5/2.5 mile tracks
no

>le daytona day

fuck off.

If we need stupid rules now to keep things exciting why not encourage drivers to sabotage each other on the track? Not just with crashing but with IEDs, spikes, banana peels etc

>>74400841
stop shilling, mikey

>>74400858

fwiw I think this format is actually awful at plate tracks, but I often nap through the middle of cookie cutter races. Many are way too long. If they're not gonna shorten them, this is not a terrible alternative.

How fucking delusional are they to give Dale Jr 5/1 odds to win? He's fucking done, he'll finish at least 5 laps down.

americans listen to this kind of music?

>watching the prerace junk

I'm getting comfy with bowling until the race starts. I can get important updates from you guys.

>NASCAR Employee guy here

Expect the #10 to be fast out of the gate

the odds are high for a female to win a major race this year

it may not be this race but NASCAR wants the fake news media to make headlines for them and they figured the best way to do it is to give the #10 a pass during pre-race inspection

expect the #10 to be unfairly fast

>>74400527
Muh-Nards for the win!

>>74401042

Danica can't win

How big a percentage of people currently at the speedway do you think voted for Trump?

>>74401042
She's still a shit driver, and is still in close to top tier equipment. She'll also finish 5 laps down with Jr.

>>74401080

well, the entire state of florida (with exception of Miami and parts of Orlando) went bright red last fall

so, probably 80-90%

need stream pls

>>74401042
Why not just give her a bigger-holed restrictor plate?

>>74400991
Supid ones, yes.

>>74401108
http://www.stream2watch.cc/streams/23481/52811

>OIL EXPLORES SPACE
whut

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In the old days the length made sense for endurance. The cars were rough to drive, hot as fuck, and it was a major stress test on your car ability to build cars.

Today they have air conditioned helmets, easier driving cars, and there's almost never an engine failure. Minus a few outlier races where things can be somewhat hard on a driver, the endurance factor is not there as much on the driver, and especially the car anymore.

Shortening races makes sense, but cuz of $ you know it's not gonna happen. So you get stages to improve long ass races.

If it's shit blame the drivers, they had a ton if input into this format. That's why they're all shilling it so hard.

>>74400954

NASCAR knows if he retires that means that half of their remaining fanbase will not watch

it will literally bankrupt NASCAR

>>74401113

thats what they did

>>74401093
Is it possible for anyone to finish five laps down in this format? Do the stages function as cautions?

you now remember when it was called the nascar nextel cup and the obnoxious walkie talkie commercials

>>74401146
Nobody falls 5 laps down unless they have some sort of issue.

>>74401156
It is, and always will be, the Winston Cup.

>>74401146

if you wreck you can't replace body panels (the new cars are carbon fiber panels) and you only have 5 minutes to "fix" the car

look at the truck race, the cars that finished looked like something out of a fucking junkyard, one team had the bumper held on with screws and ratchet straps

>>74400371
Here's one: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/USesfma6sgG

DEJA VU

>>74401156
I miss 2005.

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are there any /thicc/ drivers this year?

>>74401233

thats actually when NASCAR started on the decline

the 2004 Daytona 500 had the highest ratings since 1979

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Patrician is choice is Dale jr

>>74401200

I like the change, but think 5 mins is a little too short. It should help teams with the costs tho.

Is Chase Elliot /ourguy/

>>74400509
Mikey wins.

>>74401246
all the fat dudes are driving part time in arca now

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>>74401258

it makes the sport look like redneck fixes,

pic related, the truck that finished 4th on friday, one that was involved in the first big wreck

>>74400700
>>74401108
>>74401127
>not going to leddit to get the yt stream

Top cucks

>>74401271

no,

Landon Cassil is

>>74401287
one cup championship despite missing half the season

top kek

>>74401248
>Brian France takes over
>adds chase
>ratings in freefall ever since

Really activates those almonds

>>74401302
I tried rebbit but couldn't find it

Help a brother out

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making some new memes

here you go guys

>>74401338

basically the reason why the chase is bullshit

>Green flag at 2:30

Remember in 2009 when all the old fans bitched about how "DADGUM RACES STARTING TOO LATE I REMEMBER WHEN WE RACED AND THEN WE CAME HOME AND THERE WAS SUPPER ON THE TABLE" and NASCAR responded by making the races start earlier and at standardized times?

Those who don't learn from their history are doomed to repeat it.

>>74401186
Fucking this, good lad

>>74401258
I think if they make it back up to speed the 5 minutes reset, so they could always come back and start fixing it again

>>74401359
Greatest finish ever?

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It is time

JAPANESE STEEL BLADES

Ford are /ourguys/

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>>74401258

i don't, you will have damaged cars spewing out parts and shit causing more cautions and being a rolling chicane

pic related

>screws
>ratchet straps

if your car can't maintain the pace or speed, GET THE FUCK OFF THE TRACK

>race in an rfactor 2 league, using the stock car mod
>damaged cars go slower

if you can't maintain a 2 second pace with the field you are required to park it

what's the best daytona 500 you remember?

>>74401359
>>74401379
What was this about, I don't even remember

>no more picks by based OP
How long has it been, 5 years?

>>74401345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVoDLFjIwUU

>>74401412
My dad used to tell me that people who drive Fords are queers

He's in jail

Refuse to >sneak

Whom should I root for now that Edwards is gone? Fells empty mang.

>>74401418
Darlington battle between Craven and Kurt Busch

>>74401416
1998 when Dale won his first and only after 20-some years

I was 7 and a big Dale fan at the time

>>74401413

>You now realize AWS was a substitute driver and finished 2nd

Justin Fontaine was supposed to drive that truck before he got fucked up in the ARCA race

>>74401416
This one

I have a bad memory

>>74401437
Jr
Harvick
Kenseth

>>74400788
>The drivers' council actually had most of the say in this format

Yes.

It's basically a reaction to the gay ass chase that pretty much makes an entire season of good racing worthless with 3 bad / unlucky races.

The drivers wanted to make being consistent more important, so they came up with earning points throughout the race via the stages. It makes for better racing, as now they're motivated to get into the top 10 for points.

>>74401441
God damn, even thinking about those Sharpie and Tide cars is making me nostalgic

>Tfw not american

>>74401437
What is he up to now?

Kek this intro music

>>74401484
probably laughing his ass off at how shitty nascar is now

>Paul Menard's sponsor is "Menard's"

>>74401492
>10 more minutes of this

what if suarez wins

>>74401502
Did I miss something, are GM and Ford working together?

>>74401416
Obviously Dale in '98, but I also really enjoyed 2012 when Kenseth won his second. So much crazy shit happened with the weather, it ended up being during Primetime on a Monday night. JPM set the track on fire and Dave Blaney was leading when they red-flagged it, so he almost won. That first lap when they drove over the new pavement for the first time was one of the most stressful moments I've ever seen in sports.

I love how much of a carnival American racing series are but holy shit every fucking inch of this place has been sold for ad space

After a certain point you don't even know what people are talking about because because 3/5 words are some kind of sponsor or advertisement

>>74401042
She sucks so bad it wouldn't even matter.

>>74400624
She won in Indycar.

>>74401509
Menards is based

t. Midwest

>>74401518
He can stay when the wall is built

>>74401416
2007(would've wanted mark to win though), 2011

This intro music is dumb

Where's A Horse With No Name

couple of missed intros already? that means you start in the back, right?

>>74401540
Because Castroneves thought she was a lap down and let her pass

>>74401416
07 with Harvick and Martin
>bowyer finishing on his roof and on fire

Who won't make it past the first segment?

>>74401463
>Dschuunja
>baldy man
>no

Perhaps I'll give Suarez a chance. Or the one with the best post-win gymnastic peeformance.

>>74401588
Lmao I didn't know that, that's funny.

rolling for who starts the big juan

Is danica retarded holy shit lmao

>>74401589
>bowyer finishing on his roof
I forgot that one, good shout. As a Martin fan I had eliminated it from my memory a long time ago

>>74401484

Probably on his farm in Missouri like in the opening scenes of Days of Thunder

Was Kahne late for driver introductions? I just saw him walk through by himself a few rows after DiBurrito went through by himself. Fuck, Kasey. Why do you make these races so hard for me to watch? He seems to be late for introductions more often than anyone else.

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>Daniclel

>>74401525
It's an ironic meme. It should really be Toyota smiling with the other two on the ground.

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>>74401622
>my feet hurt

EH EH OH EH

>>74401540
It was a rain-shortened race with a much smaller field than usual.

>>74401659
she's a big girl

>danica is a litteral autist
Is she /ourgirl/?

Who /ChaseElliot/ here?

>>74401645
It's still a penalty that moves you to the back of the starting lineup, correct? That's not such a bad thing if he wants to ride around in the back for 100 laps and stay out of trouble.

Danica is so dumb makes me moist

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>>74401645

>>74401484
rumors say he might run for a senate seat, unpopular democratic senator in a red state could be beaten by him too

>>74401676
for you

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>>74401441
>no one remembers the finish that happened a day later in the busch series that was just as good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Hq4tMzADU

>you will never see an unsponsored car win again

GET ON WITH IT

Fucking hell. We're all here. You're broadcasting. Get in the fucking car and drive.

>>74401708
>Kahne will win 70 races
Not sure what's wrong with that

>>74401714

According to someone on RuRa he's a pretty big conservative. Belongs to the local gun club and everything.

>>74401518
TEN FEET HIGHER

>>74401742
Finally, someone looks at the positive side of things.

>>74401659
>Doctor Chevy, I'm CIA

>>74401740
You need to understand American sports advertising and hype practices before you can watch American sports

>>74400890

Taking super speedway naps is the tradition though.

Dale Jr.'s wife collects old-school racing T-Shirts. I think she's got a Sam Ard one.

>>74401533
Imagine those suckers in the UK having to pay for their TV license to be able to watch it. Idiots. Muh freedom. Anyway, let's move away from the KFC Golden Chicken Nuggets studio go down trackside for the Snickers Crunch report brought to you by Subway - Eat Fresh, Mountain Dew Energy and Paramount Films so we can catch up on what's going to happen with the DeWalt, 3M, Nationwide Sprint Nextel Winston Coca Cola Daytona 500, sponsored by Go Daddy.

>>74401141

Yeah, they need to start shilling the other drivers/giving them a good story so that we have charismatic drivers to actually root for.

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>>74401380
hell yeah it is

Don't crash the pace car Jeff

>>74401823
Dale Jr lucked out big time with his wife she seems like a fucking bro

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>>74399795
>restrictor plate racing

Whos doing the flight over? Blue angels?

>>74401302
>EVER going to leddit

KYS cancer

>>74401714
I've helped start the rumor that Edwards will become a politician lol. He has the personality for office and, judging by the American political scene, he would win an election in several states. All he has to do is run and say a few nice words. The money behind him could make him president.

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I kinda just want Jr to get into a wreck and be OK so I know he's really back. Until then I'm nervous for the guy.

>>74401870
>>74401870
dont watch then

dont you have to be squatting somewhere and drinking cheap vodka?

>>74401867
>lucked out
It's not like you just pick a wife out of a hat

>US
Dale Jr

>Europe
Chocco Senna

>>74401369
race will end at ten due to all of the red flags from this dumb gimmick

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>>74401853

My brethren

>>74401867
His family with his mom and step-mom seem a bit messed up.

With all his money and fame he is very fortunate to not be with someone who drops him as soon as his concussion symptoms started.

>>74401867
When you wait 20 years to find the right woman, you better find a good one.

>>74401156

The cup sponsors keep getting worse and worse. Someday it will be the NASCAR Johnsonville Sausage Cup.

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>>74401380

>>74401922
i still think amy is a gold digger. she is too damn pretty. pretty girls like that never have good hearts

>>74401896
Wait what? You mean I don't have to be stuck with my "fetch mama's prying bar" wife? Dammit.

>>74401892
>thanks to the chase, we don't care if our favorite driver crashes

Bravo NASCAR

>>74401867
literally a gold digging trophy whore

>>74401186
this

and the nationwide series will always be the busch series

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>>74401895
Driving in Russia is more dangerous than restrictor plate racing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPkE2hHneP4

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>blocks your lane

where's marcos ambrose?

>>74401896
Yeah but finding her is the hard part

>>74401922
His step mom is cunt so it's not surprising

>>74401882
Thunderbirds

>>74401922
>drop someone as rich and famous as Dale Jr.
Yeah, no woman would ever do that.

>>74401890
His first act will be to stamp out childhood obesity through a strict mandatory backflip regiment

>>74401951
this

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Boogity boogity boogity, lets go racing!

Ka Cha

>>74401883
>he doesnt go just to steal 10/10 yt strim

Sad

Danica FTW

>>74401989
Plus Subway™ for lunch at all schools

>>74401974
shitposting

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>watching Indy 500 after 24 Hours Nürburgring on May 28th

>>74401900
Jr is a likable shit poster at least

Cars 3 actually looks like it might be really fucking good

GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK

GRONK

gronk hahahaha

DA GRONK

>>74401974
F

rekt

>This head cam meme

terrible

>>74401659
Danica "I've had 12 concussions in my career so far because I'm shit and crash every second race" Patrick

Gronk's a big guy

>Tony wearing a Ford decal

>>74402019
>memering

Back to /o/

He's going to destroy all those monster girls

GRONK STRONK

Haha fucking Gronk. He's going to plow every single one of those girls.

C'mon, Mikey!
Cause the BIG ONE one more time!

>this gridwalk

Wtf m I watching?

somebody please eliminate Mikey, if you catch my drift

You guys watching this pregame thing on Fox

I don't remember them doing this before. It's really weird

Mikey BTFO

>somewhere around 70

>>74402102
Freedom

>"Aw, sheyut"

>>74402102
The best part of the race

Mikey BTFO by Larry the Cable Guy
Fox cuts from gridwalk

Michael "no chance to win" Waltrip

>>74399795
Mickey getting roasted

Hoping Mikey matches Dale Sr's 2001 Daytona!

Holy shit Larry The Cable Guy is a savage.
Michael Waltrip irrevocably BTFO

How do non Americans watch this and not have a crisis over not being born in the glorious US of A

>>74402069

Didn't Gronk say at one point that he was actually a virgin?

Also, it looks like Macy got Buffy's genes.

>>74402128
MW looked like he was about to cry.

Mikey's daughter is pretty qt.

>>74402108
It's kind of cool but if NASCAR wants to expand their appeal they might want to tone down the fan stereotypes.
>cowboy hat
>cut off sleeves on domestic beer shirt
>I'll kick your ass if you don't support the 4 car

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can our guy do it?

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>Mikey getting roasted

That was beautiful

>>74401935

At ease, good sir

>>74402165
Yeah no one has ever put a dick in his pussy. He's a virgin

>>74402102
maximum cringe is what you're watching

>>74402187
Who is that

>>74402201
easy there. dont make me send some more immigrants your way

>>74402178
>he wants nascar to make things even more corporate and plastic than it already is

no thanks

>dale talking about 1990 Daytona 500
>"it's not the Daytona 499"
>wins the Daytona 500 with the last lap under yellow

Am I the only one who finds this incredibly interesting?

>>74402187
His teammates have bullshitted their way to wins before, so I don't see why not.

Especially with this stage memery, anything can happen [spoiler]except Danicles or Mikey winning[/spoiler]

>>74402178
Better than trying to appeal to Millennials

>win spring break
>monster energy
>#DaytonaDay

NASCAR was goat with redneck branding

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>>74402189
it is time

>>74402213
No I absolutely don't want that. But NASCAR wants it.

Theres only 100k people there? NASCAR really is dieing. Thats like half capacity.

MUH RELIGION

I played in a band at Daytona 3 years ago

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>muh god

>Muh God

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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>>74401645

i hate to break it to you but after this year he won't have a cup series ride

>MFW Alex Bowman ends up in the #5 in 2018

>>74402226
>No spoilers, just like the Xfinity cars
Fug :DDD, I always forget

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>>74402202

>>74402212
Who you gonna send, Mexicans? Please, let them come desu.

>>74402241
This

Shits empty

>>74402212
doesn't make a difference at this point anymore, F

>>74402260
>>74402257

enjoy burning in hell

>>74402253
>>74402257
>>74402260
Fuck off godless yuros

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>time for the national anthem

>>74402230
Damn nice to see. If I ever get rich and famous I'll sit events with the fans and not some suite

>praying before a race

god bless america

>>74402172

>tfw Mikey used to have the hottest wife in the garage area but he fucked it up

>>74401974
I thought he was down there racing V8's.

Is it wrong I choke up during the anthem

>THICC

>>74402266
>giving away our sekrit club
Comfirmed not /ourguy/

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THUNDERBIRDS

O'ER THE LAND OF THE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74402264

Oh fuck how didn't I make that connection

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I swear this is the only country on the planet that lets it's anthem get butchered every time its played

>F16s
God bless

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>tune to some shitty flash stream couple of years ago
>mfw people got banned in chat talking during the prayer and anthem

THICCCCC

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green flag soon

Who is this bbw doing the vocals?

Why are f16s so based?

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HAPPY DAYTONA DAY YOUR FAGS

HERE ARE GOOD STREAM LINKS

http://zoofalmily.net/

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/USesfma6sgG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVoDLFjIwUU

acestream://2079008ddb5e0e7b45b848bf5dda63d6b600b90b

>tfw every time they say "please rise and remove your hats," I think they're going to say pants instead of hats.

I really don't know why I think this.

>>74402306

Every time I watch Whitney Houston's Super Bowl XXV anthem I cry like a bitch, so no.

>>74402329
As it should be

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thicc

>>74402172
solid 7 in a bottom tier sorority (DG). probably takes mile of dick.

>>74402230
those seats down by the field still probably cost him a grand a piece.

But I agree, good to see him not in a box

Is Mikey retiring for good or is he intentionally leaving the window open so he can do a few races late in his career like Darrell?
>you now remember that Darrell's last race was in a truck in 2005
Imagine Mikey racing an Aaron's truck in ten years.

>>74402303
how did he fuck it up? it's sketchy because dale jarrett and his wife divorced at the exact same time

>Las Vegas Odds:

Bread: 4.5/1
Joonyear: 5/1
Denny's: 7/1
Logonzo: 6.5/1
Kryle: 9/1
TrooX: 9/1
Gimmie: 11/1
Harvick: 11/1
Kenseth: 13/1
Chase: 18/1
Clit: 22/1
Krut: 22/1
Larson: 20/1
Autism: 25/1
McMurray: 25/1
Kahne: 33/1
Blaney: 40/1
Menard: 50/1
Newman: 50/1
Steakhouse: 60/1
Allmendinger: 75/1
Almirola: 75/1
Danica: 75/1

>>74402255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo ?

>>74402323

JR wants Bowman in the cup series bad

Bowman is going to cup either way

here's how

IF jr retires this year or next year, Bowman fills that seat, if JR stays, Bowman fills the #5 next year with MTN Dew sponsorship, since Farmers is leaving after this year

>ad

It's so weird hearing an American say "pub". I felt retarded saying dollar like DOLLOH when I was in the States

>>74402356
Child bearing hips breh

>>74402350
kek

GOD BLESS THE USA! LET'S GO RACING BOYS!

Where's the official bread?

>>74402357
DG's not bottom-tier though. Just more rich bitches. Mikey's daughter is just a bottom-tier girl.

im NOT excited...............

>>74402361

He said it's his last cup race for good. Open to doing trucks maybe in the future though.

>>74402315
Living near the race is pretty sick. They're twice as badass in person.

>>74402368
I think this Youtube stream is Canadian.

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>>74402367

Sounds fucking great to me

>>74402356
As I was watching the national anthem I said "THICK" out loud.

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>amerifat driver

F1 and GT/Proto races are better

>Five hunert

>>74402394
at my school they're bottom. zta, kd, axd all way hotter.

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>>74402406
I know. Saw them at New York's airshow last year.
They were spectacular.

>>74402356
Wtf i love negresses now

Hamlin is autistic as fuck.

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>>74402365
>Danica: 75/1
mfw

Vroom Vroom

>>74402438
Is this legal

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>Rolling for fatality

Who the fuck dresses DW?

>>74402438
>f1 plebs so desperate they enter a turnleft thread to talk about how great their series is

pathetic really

>>74402323

and if JR DOES retired, we have William Byron who signed a deal with hendrick last fall

so, 2018 may look like

#88 - Dale JR

#5 - Alex Bowman

OR

#88 - Alex Bowman

#5 - William Byron

>>74401726
Didnt JHN win a few races unsponsored last year?

>>74402464
same

>>74402472
roasties blown the fuck out

Reminder: https://youtu.be/2_zAxPqKa8Y

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Reminder that NASCAR Drive still exists

http://www.nascar.com/drive

>Daytona 500 isn't just nascar famous, it's world famous

Is this guy for real?

Not even close

>>74402356
>bitches carrying the colors

Disgusting.

>>74402472
Got $5.00 bet on Danica to win
Pays $380.00

>>74402478
100%

>>74402483
Delete this

rolling for first to flip

>tony leaning in the window
lel

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>yfw normies watch NASCAR

>tfw you'll never chill with fellow retiredbros at the track on sunday

>>74402366
No I was in a high school marching band

>>74402478
Pretty much anything goes on the last lap. The only time I can remember someone getting in trouble for last lap stuff was a busch/n'wide/Xfinity race few years back at Daytona. Some guy whose name I can't remember wrecked Michael waltrip and Dale Earnhardt Jr in two completely separate incidents on the last lap.

>>74402472
that's honestly a decent bet for this race

>>74402503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWnzfA9AqrA

>>74402519
He is clearly trying to sabotage him

>>74402367
Then Kahne goes to the Roush #6 and simultaneously revives his career and saves Roush Fenway Racing. Right? R-right?

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I kek'd, based Smoke

You just don't get this level of banter with NBC

>>74402514
Well first thing that people remember of NASCAR in terms of track is Daytona