>imagine being Neymar >plays for one of the most rich clubs

>imagine being Messi
>plays for one of the most rich clubs of the world
>but have to play alongside people other than Iniesta and Xavi

>>74399897
I make these gestures in my weekly 5v5 all the time
Anyway hes been shit and uninspired for a couple of months now

>imagine being ronaldo
>plays for one of the richest club of the world
>but have to play alongside shit GKs

>imagine being Ronaldo
>plays for one the most rich clubs of the world
>but have to play alongside with shits like Bale that steal his tap ins

How many goals has NERMAN got this season? 7?

poor guy, gets paid an exorbitant amount of money such that his team has to sacrifice other positions to keep his overrated ass in

>>74399758
Why u hate white people

>be neymar
>want to be the next pele
>only move out of santos if you get to play with messi
>say no to everyone until barcelona finally tells your father they are willing to make a deal
>get to barcelona after many under the table agreements
>be a wonderful young player
>have a (adopted) blonde son, get new girlfriend, ride along Messi dominating the league
>suddenly stop improving
>can't do anything
>watch your teammates have to carry the load
>fade into the background
>go back to brazil to beat venezuela and reclaim god status
>back to barcelona and sitting in obscurity
>watch messi still trying to carry the team while you do nothing but pass the ball sideways

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>>74401089
>back to barcelona and sitting in obscurity
>obscurity

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>>74401089
>obscurity

>>74401089
Let's thrown in some Neymar vs Messi stats of today's match:

>Key passes
Neymar 3-1 Messi
>Pass Accuracy
Neymar % 75 - 68.8 % Messi
>Dribbles
Neymar 10 -1 Messi
>Tackles
Neymar 3-1 Messi
>Disposessed
Neymar 3 - 4 Messi

Yep, this is Neymar been shit and Messi "carrying the team".

>>74401266
>>74401316
>>74401504

pathetic dickriding

>>74401609
who cares man

>>74401266
>6 goals
>7 assists
Obscurity.

>>74401790
>he looks at assists
>he doesn't look at key passes

Is not a player's fault if someone wasted his assists.

How long until they buy Kante?

They better be quick. Messi will stop to be an attractor soon

>>74401504
delete this faggot

youre fucking up the narrative

>>74401504

Goals
Neymar 0-1 Messi

>>74401504
Onde você pegou esses stats?

>>74402043
Yes, 1 tap-in for Messi, 0 for Neymar. Maybe it's because he can't be inside the area and create everything at same time?

>>74402076
Whoscored, my nigga.

>>74399758

>imagine being Neymar
>7 goals this season
>playing for fuckin' barcelona
>playng in the barcelonawinslol league
>thinks he is world class


fucking LELL, he has more yellow cards than goals this season

>>74402236
>that flag
Probably a Penaldo's fan who thinks football it's about goals. Fucking retard 2bh.

>>74402236
>that flag
Probably a Penaldo's fan who thinks football it's all about goals. Fucking retard 2bh.

>>74399897
Jej
>tfw too intelligent to play for barça

>>74402236
Cancer boi go suck penaldos cock more. Messi and Neymar are gonna cuck his ass the season :)

>>74402236
>that flag
Probably a Penaldo's fan who thinks football it's all about the goals. Fucking retard 2bh.

>>74401089
>go back to brazil to beat venezuela
And Argentina. Don't forget about that.

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>>74402326
>>74402432

>that flag

no doubt deluded brazilianfags still thinking about being world champions

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>>74402510
But we already are. Five times m8.

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>>74402467

a fucking leaf

>>74402471

>that flag

no doubt deluded brazilianfag still thinking about being world champions

>>74402236
>barcelonawinslol
this isn't 2012 anymore