/f1/- Formula One General - Barcelona here we come

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1st for toothpastes out

MUD MUX

Today's Car Launches


Red Bull
Online
12pm UTC
>time comes from the Dutch media, not Red Bull PR/social media
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=136&iso=20170226T12&msg=Red%20Bull%20Reveal&sort=1


HAAS
>apparently only a "livery launch", but we've already seen the car...
Online
2pm UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=136&iso=20170226T14&msg=HAAS%20Livery%20Launch&sort=1


Toro Rosso
Barcelona Pit Lane
5pm UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=31&iso=20170226T18&msg=Toro%20Rosso%20Launch&sort=1

nice job linking the thread cunt

>>74392355

I'm like Kimi, autistic and unable to do shit right unless I'm babbied.

:^)

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>>74392306
will McLelren be able to top these beautiful polos for their crew?

>>74392371
>unable to do shit right unless I'm babbied.

>he has forgotten about the le ebin "leave me alone I know what to do" maymay

>>74392382

truly the pinnacle of shirts for the pinnacle of motorsports

>>74392316
>Mika and Villeneuve crash in pitlane somehow
>Villeneuve blocks the entrance
>Mika makes it through but dies shortly after because of the incident
>All the cars who hadn't yet got fuel can't come in and run out under safety car
>Takes an extra few laps because no one knows what the order is meant to be

I could see this happening.

>>74392382


http://www.mclarenstore.com/stores/mclaren/en/c/teamwear

>>74392404
booooooring, but at least it has an autistic zipper on the shirt pocket

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>>74392445

It's for hiding their paddock/pit passes, for maximum "I'm cool".
Red Bull did it first iirc.

>>74392344
What's ITC in GMT or kiwi time?

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>>74392485

If only I went to the trouble of making a automatic time zone conversion for each event, and including them in the post...

>>74392502
That is shit though.

What you should have is something that displays how many days, hours, minutes and seconds it is to the next event.
That way no one has to be confused by timezones and it is more relevant. I can think of it as:

>"oooohhhh only 5 more sleeps till FP1"

>>74392485
utc=gmt

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Ok, now its tomorrow

Post your day 1 fastest lap time guess

Lets see if these cars will deliver what we expect

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>mfw red bull-shit unveil their car

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>>74392525
>What you should have is something that displays how many days, hours, minutes and seconds it is to the next event.

Are you fucking retarded?
Why would I want to know that the launch is in "17 hours, 22 minutes", when I can know that it's at 11pm Sunday my time?

Also, if you weren't fucking blind, you would have noticed >pic related

>>74392557
cant tell if olympics or gay sex.

>>74392547
Nico Rosberg jumps out of the grandstands, punches out Bo77as then roundhouse kicks Lewis out of his Merc and takes the wheel

1:18.986

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>>74392567
That just doesn't feel right.

Maybe if we put it inside a set of tyres it would work.

>>74392619

>tfw people are so retarded now that people pretending to be massive retards are completely believable

pls anon, no troll

>>74392502
I ain't clicking some aids link brah
>>74392546
Cheers mate. Didn't know GMT = UTC

>>74392657
>tfw people are so retarded now

See what I mean?

>>74392671
>I ain't clicking some aids link brah

>>74392708
I wasn't being retarded I just gave you a reply worthy of your arrogant self absorbed cunt answer when a big strong Fin gave an accurate quick and clear answer.

>>74392792

>boohoo people were mean to me when I asked stupid questions and wanted my hand held instead of just using Google

Not sure what is worst, kanker toothpastes, degenerate leafs, or shitposting anapodians

>>74392840
>anapodians

*antipodeans

>American education

>>74392806
It looked like one of those weird American timezones, so I asked what it is in the normal timezone I think of when looking at international things which is GMT. I didn't know UTC was a different name for the same thing.
Just because no one is using your weird websites is no reason to get upset lad.

>>74392894

>still yelling at me and not yelling at this seppo >>74392840

Disgrace to the ANZACs 2bh

>tfw starting to feel really ill

My hands are literally shaking.
Time for bed.

>>74392985
Maybe you will get lucky and die on your sleep m8

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>tfw no old f1 car to drive around

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Leave Mercedes to me

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>>74393121
Where I can buy one for decent price?

>>74393132
http://www.mementoexclusives.com/f1-cars-for-sale/

>>74393133
Hmm affordable prices, I'm surprised

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5w8j28/where_to_stream_f1_this_year/

Good fucking Job australia.

Look at all these fans without stream, are you happy with that?

makes me fucking sick

>>74393148
Some of them are just rolling chassis' but engines aren't ridiculous either. Most of the cost of F1 is constant development and R&D.

>>74393151
>Ace
>SkySport
Why not?

>>74393151
I will feel sorry for all of them while I'm watching F1 in glorious Full HD via Pay-TV paid for with my disposable income.

https://www.motorsportauctions.com/category/305/Formula-One/listings/37135/Lotus-102-Formula-1.html

Oh god yes

>>74393151
Maybe you should pay for it like the rest of us

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So is he ded?

>>74393151
Foxtel fag here
You're welcome.

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>>74393132
>those memetacular tyres

This isn't Wacky Races, m8.

FTFY.

> muh henno

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>>74393151

>mfw I have already sorted out an IPTV stream for the year with 24/7 SkyF1 in HD

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>>74393151

>"His stream was probably the most well run stream I've ever seen. It was like he was running an actual F1 Channel."

https://streamable.com/gynq

>>74393151

>he doesn't have TV at home

Do you live in which favela?

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Reminder that pic related had title potential. ;-;

What are some other essential whatcouldhavebeen-tier cars?

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>tfw poorfag
>tfw might have to watch the free 1hr summary from tv

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>>74393220
I miss high noses.

>buy a chipped Sky box, setup an Acestream
>Daryl's personal info always visible in a tiny font
>can't be tracked by Murdoch
>reddit can't link to it

RED BULL IN 4 BONGS
RED BULL IN 4 BONGS
RED BULL IN 4 BONGS


Today's Car Launches

Red Bull
Online
12pm UTC
>time comes from the Dutch media, not Red Bull PR/social media
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=136&iso=20170226T12&msg=Red%20Bull%20Reveal&sort=1

HAAS
>apparently only a "livery launch", but we've already seen the car...
Online
2pm UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=136&iso=20170226T14&msg=HAAS%20Livery%20Launch&sort=1

Toro Rosso
Barcelona Pit Lane
5pm UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=31&iso=20170226T18&msg=Toro%20Rosso%20Launch&sort=1

>>74393220
It had no more title potential than the 1999 Jordan or the 2008 BMW Sauber, i.e. none.

> tfw beached at a petrol station
;—;

>>74393305

Are you a stance faget?

>>74393312
A what?

>>74393298
how many bongs lad

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>>74393316

An idiot

>>74393323
I like to think I'm not.
My dashboard's indicationlight won't go off

>>74393331
Engine indicationlight*

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>>74393333
doubleamx

>>74393331
>not knowing what stance is
You're an idiot for that.

What car?

>>74393331
Have you tried turning it on and off?

might buy a Golf lads

Mercedes engine and T wing should be banned. Make F1 great again!

>>74393463

great car but watch out for the servicing costs and some reliability concerns.

>>74393463

Probably should buy two and use the second one for parts.

Red Bull in 3 bongs

how many bongs

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This car is so fucking sexy.

Is F1.. Dare I say it.. Saved?

>come home from Fasching 7 in the morning
>expect gf to be mad af
>instead she's super horny and I get some cheeky morning sex

So, when are the presentations today?

>>74393468
>>74393476
Should I buy an i30 instead lads?

>>74393463
Just play fart noises through the AUX cable, and replace your transmission oil with sand on your current car, and you get the Golf experience

>>74393463

I have a GLI. I absolutely love my VW. Do it famalama

>>74393495

i'd buy a fiesta before one of those.

>>74393423
Yes

>>74393423
Ford Ka

>>74393572
>A
>FUCKING
>KA

>>74383254
The current red is closer to santander red than Marlboro, 2bh

>>74393495
Just buy a VS commodore and never worry about a thing again. Not even servicing or maintenance.

>>74393606

>tfw no rosso corsa

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>>74393623
the GOAT colour

The mclaren sounds nice at least, hoping the livery looks better out on track.

https://twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/835778689346457601

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my oh my

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it looks fucking great in real life

>>74393684
I thought manor died

>>74393492
>those aerodynamic scycrapers on the front wing
sure?

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>>74393667

>>74393677
who's WAG is this?

>>74393684
Should have replaced the white with a darker tone of orange or red.

>>74393691
perfect

can't wait to see new parts

>>74393684
that black swoosh thing on the engine cover/fin looks so retarded

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Imagine donating real money to something that is illegal and you can use for free

why

>>74393162
This. Poorfags eternally BTFO

>that rake

https://twitter.com/HondaRacingF1/status/835778658212200448

>>74393677
wtf I love McLaren now

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Red Bull launch is officially 13:13 CET (which is 12:13 UTC)
>le spooky 13 maymay because RB13


Red Bull
redbullracing.com
12:13pm UTC
>time comes from the Dutch media, not Red Bull PR/social media
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Red+Bull+Reveal&iso=20170226T1213&p1=136

>>74393677
Who dat? Looks eastern European

>>74393758
What if car has special sp00ky aero?

>>74393684
>>74393691

McLolren saga 4 : phoenix resurrection
new episodes on 03/24.
preorder now

>>74393758
>>time comes from the Dutch media, not Red Bull PR/social media

Can ignore that :^)

>>74393758
announce maldonado

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>>74393677

I still like this grill more

>>74393782
I need more angles.

>>74393684
looks great in any light desu be honest

so Gerard Lopez (the co-owner of Lotus F1 Team—the one who didn't get glassed by Sutil) used the money from selling the team to buy Lille OSC

>>74393804
What is the Lille OSC?

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>>74393744
top secret design docs revealed

>>74393811
soccerball team in French Ligue 1

>>74393819
ah. I thought the SC stood for sailing club or some shit.

thanks, Jarppi

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>>74393818

Way ahead of you.

Enstone still knows how to build a proper car given enough ressources, right? I want my boy to do well.

>>74393804

Went from backmarker team to backmarker league, weew

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A LINK TO THE BARCELONA STREAM LADS

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What do you jerk off to?

>>74393820

Can we have one thread without alt-right whinging?
We're here to talk about F1, not your victimhood complex.

>>74393842
are there people who unironically find this attractive?

>>74393842
actual blonde women aged between 16 and 25.

>>74392382
Thank fuck that senile old cunt Dennis is dead

>>74393836
Please respond I'm sorry for shouting

>>74393869

Testing isn't streamed
>being this new

>>74393871
how are we supposed to fucking watch then? :(

>>74393578
I-it has a big exhaust on it

Switched cars with a friend

>>74393873

Live text updates via Autosport.com is the usual method
Plus pictures from """""social media"""""

>>74393578
it isn't a Nissan Leaf so what's the problem

>>74393873

Jupiter's moons position and air pressure will be enough to get the times and understand who is sandbagging

>>74393882
it's still a ford ka

it's like saying "at least I don't have ebola" but you still have syphillis

>>74393898
>but you still have syphillis

To be fair, syphilis is the best of the sexually transmitted diseases.

>>74392840
kanker speklapjes, een neukend blad and the one permanently angry Australian who cannot greenext
those are the worst posters

>>74393873
sky f1 has a free live blog on their website i think

>>74393901
and the Ford Ka is the best of the superminis while the Renault Espace is the best of the people move vans

>>74393873
wait for some black guy to turn on periscope and blog about his life while he may or may not catch a car every five minutes while also begging for donations

>>74393905
Autosport likely will too.

>>74393879
>>74393884
>>74393905
Well that's a bit shit, I was hoping to see the R.S.17 in action.

Guess I have to wait for Melbourne ; _ ;

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>>74393842

>>74393898
did my
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
joke go over your head, cobba?

>>74393907
Drove like 150km behind a jdm as fuck El Grand today. Think that beats out the Espace desu.

>>74393923
yes

fuck you, I'm tired.

>>74393926
>jdm as fuck
fucking dropped

>>74392306
Livery scores in the OP are incorrect

Scores so far (out of 5):
>Sauber - 3.82 (3.821)
>Ferrari - 3.82 (3.815)
>Renault - 3.45
>Williams - 3.41
>Mercedes - 3.32
>McLaren - 2.98
>Force India - 1.81

>>74393969
Can you post the polls, I have only voted in a couple of them
I need my great opinion heard

>>74393684
I find it interesting that it doesn't have McLaren written on it

>>74393917
Sky has Ted's notebook at the end of each test day, half an hour program that has a bit of track action and a whole load of autism.

>>74393975
I don't recalculate the scores, once they have been posted I don't look at the poll again. I could still post them if you want.

>>74393934
Confirmed gay post

RED BULL LAUNCH IN 1 HOUR
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@ RedBullRacing.com

>>74393969
>renault
>better then williams
>better then merc

Honestly, what are we doing here?

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>>74394001
>this is not a great looking car
Also I'm pretty sure it is because people are bored by the Merc/Williams livery. Familiarity breeds contempt and all that.

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HHHNNNGGG

very fast mclaren running at incredible hihg speed
https://twitter.com/motorygascom/status/835793998044356609

>>74394018
it's a great looking car. A shame there's two unlikeable weasels driving it, though

people are idiots. Familiarity should breed comfort, not contempt.

>>74394030
It's actually orange.

neat

>>74393993
No point really then.
>>74394001
I'm going to guess and say people were rating the teams rather than the livery
Rating score wise I think Ferrari, Renault, Williams and McLaren-Honda are all too high and Mercedes is too low.
But in order of livery if you switch Mercedes with Renault it's about right

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>>74393981

>>74394030
Pretty uggo imo, the lack of differentiation between the in and engine cover doesn't look right to me, it looked good with that one anons shopped version with no fin.

>>74393969
>>74394030
I don't get it why people gave it a relatively low rating. Looks pretty cool this livery.

>inb4 national color of toothpastes bias

>>74394018
It's worse then last years, and it's just another half-black car. Certainly better then McLaren/FI but it's definitely not good. Merc is a slight improvement, and Williams is GOAT but yeah, slightly overused.

imo McLaren is the worst. FI is more or less last years crap color scheme with a stupid grey fin that should have been orange/white/green/all three. But McLaren did a whole new re-design and still came up with black, the wrong orange and a lazy design.

>>74394045
That's kinda embarrassing desu, last year it was on the front.

Inb4 it becomes Chandon-Honda Racing

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gentlemen

>>74394035
>POWER OF DREAMS

>>74393873
sneaky periscope stream if where lucky

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/brown-defends-mclaren-s-new-f1-livery-877295/

>>74394049
To my eye a lot of the curves just seem a bit off, and the white streak on the bottom is out of place, if they filled it with orange it might look better. A base orange car with black accents would've been nice provided they use the right orange.

>>74394076
Brown's a marketing man, the livery will change if enough people complain about it.

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>found decent sky stream
>the colours are as bad as henno's
wtf

>>74393684
no it doesn't it looks like someone worked five minutes in paintshop on it. fin is retarded, white under sidepods pointless, and orange manor omage

you can clearly see disgust in the mechanics present

>>74394105
Where's this stream my g

>>74394049
The section just in front of the cockpit looks off.
The white streak looks misplaced.
The white at the back of the orange is the McLaren speed swoosh logo but is white and way too thin to really stand out like that's what it is.
The white at the front of the car just kind of starts from somewhere around the suspension.

And all the white is obvious enough to notice, but so small you can hardly tell what it's for. If they wanted to outline the orange they should have just done that.

It's not the worst livery on the grid but it isn't good by any means.

>>74394107
you're literally retarded

RED BULL LAUNCH IN 30 MINUTES
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Could someone do a proper shop so the McLaren has this idea for the colors? I can't do anything as I'm on my phone.

>>74394136
avto je grd u pičko mater, koji ti je kurac budalo. jebo vas mclaren HURRRR ORANŽNA ma mrš jebeš to.

>>74394203
REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES

>>74394136
>>74394203
Slovakian shade.

>>74394203
primitiven idiot

>>74394203
REMOVE
E
M
O
V
E

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Did you all spot the cheeky kiwi pictogram on the McLaren sidepod?

RED BULL LAUNCH IN 15 MINUTES
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>>74394221
zabij se u steno. skupi s svojim MEKLARNOM. govno od avta. HURRR MUH ENGINE

>>74394252
Leave before thicc Nick tries to eat you, kebabs aren't welcome in these parts.

>>74394235
yes we did thanks for reminding us though plebbit

Makes me sad thinking that the real nicc literally did die of cardiac arrest in late 2016.

>>74394267
kebab=muslim filth. bosniak and turk.

i.ain't.no.kebab, you fucking leaf.

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>>74394235
There has been a kiwi on a lot of McLaren liveries
Pic related

>>74394284
the guy was a massive poltard racist despite being a hunk of subhuman piece of shit himself
good riddance i say
remember when we spent entire threads trying to help him out and give him support for his weight loss then the very next day he told us about how he gave in and bought an entire tub of ice cream, took it home and then consumed it all by himself and then tried to say it was an accident?

>>74394296

>New Zealanders grasping straws this hard to feel relevant in F1

Sad.

My friend was telling me how he paid a prostitute in Amsterdam to slap her in the face.

I laughed because it made me think of slapping victoria.

>>74394282

No need to be rude about it, lad not everyone reads the reddit like you.

>>74394307

Sounds like your friend has some issues.

>>74394291
Poor kebab, still in denial I guess.

>>74394302
I remember that time when he told everyone how tall he was and his weight and everyone just spammed him with BMI calculated models of his body shape laughing at him.

Good times.

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H Y P E
Y
P
E

W E W
E
W

>>74394302
the fat greek fuck is dead?

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>>74394310
browsing it as one part of your large internet wide sweep of new information to shitpost about is one thing but reposting for (You)'s is another
tbhfam

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>>74393151
>he doesnt have a free sports channel that shows f1, la liga and premier league in full hd

>>74394332
Based Ziggo

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>>74394310

>>74394314
Yeah he does, he's the sort of friend you want around if you ever get into a fight/trouble, always will back you up.

But he has such a strange mentality, his mum is posh english and he told me his dad was a terrorist and also committed suicide.

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WHO /HYPE/ ?

>>74394303
I was just joking lad. But that logo is inspired as much by the Malboro as it is the earlier speedy kiwi logo

Is there a stream of RB?

http://www.redbullracing.com/video/rb13

>13:14 and nothing

FAIL

>>74394355
https://twitter.com/redbullracing/status/835825077644115968

IT'S HERE

Fucking sharkfin

https://twitter.com/redbullracing/status/835825077644115968

>>74394346
>Tricky will never be your cool uncle

What's even the point of living lads

>>74394361
>Bandwidth Problems
RENAULT!!

No t-wing.... intedasting

>>74394374
LOL IT'S MORE BASIC THAN THE WILLIAMS

>>74394374
really looks like teams will be getting rid of the sharkfin sooner or later

Doesn't look as crazy as some other cars already revealed... uhm.

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>>74394374

Honestly looks pretty good lads - especially when the sharkfins are banned by May

Front is sexy

>>74394383
>that hole
interesting

the car looks very clean, nothing too complicated

>>74394390
Elephant car

>>74394374
wow it has zero memes

more of the same lol

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A VACUM CLEANER

>>74394390

kek

>>74394390
wew

Newey's gone conservative. Or he's too busy designing that Aston. But it looks pretty tidy.

>>74394390
>cute feminine penis-peehole

Yeah there's absolutely no way that's the aero they're testing with, no details on it at all.

>>74394383
Either this is just a launch spec or they have been caught sleeping. Very basic.

ITS NOT A DICK NOSE

IT'S A VAGINA NOSE

>>74394392
>banned

You mean made mandatory.

>>74394406
>>74394390
HOLY FUCK
NOW THAT'S A MEME!

>>74394387
>>74394390
Dat nose...weird

>>74394395
>>74394387
>>74394383
>>74394374
No livery details on the fin - the teams know they won't have it for long

>>74394390
>>74394406
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_meatus

>>74394390

S U C C

>the rb13 can attach itself to the car in front by grabbing onto its rear light

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Scarbs is saying the same thing - launch car only

>>74394374
>>74394383
>>74394387
>>74394390
That gut that said the RB13 had a short nose wasn't lying.

>>74394284
Doubtful

>>74394390
S duct intake or hollow pass through? Looks mildly interesting.

>somewhere in RBR's factory somebody has stuck his dick into the nosehole already
l-lewd

>>74394450

m8, I only trust the opinion of real technical experts, like Ted Kravitz.

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>>74394423

I thought this was the Vag nose

>>74394461
me

>>74394383
It looks like has the massive amounts of floor like mercedes, can't tell. It also has air ducts on the tyres and alos the short air inlets on the side like Ferrari.

It needs better lighting, I can't see what's going on under that nose near the left tyre. Seems RedBull went somewhat conservative for the testing.

for a reveal, there wasn't much to reveal.

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>>74394390
Honestly

>>74394470

That will always be double dick to me.

>>74394374
>>74394383

nice internet speed bruce

>>74394462
You see the red bull can use all the tricks they want. They will still be slower than Mercedes as it's really the driver that matters not the car.
>He says after forgetting that he said that it was the car that won Rosberg's title not the driver

There happy?

>>74394439
at least it's different.
Hope it works

>>74394485
And it will forever be known as the fishmouth

>>74394390
finally, an F1 car that can give be a blow job

>>74394489

I have fiber. Blame twitter for being garbage, not my internet :^)

https://www.strawpoll.me/12421571
https://www.strawpoll.me/12421571
https://www.strawpoll.me/12421571

Very basic car. I think everyone expected more from Red Bull and Newey.

>>74394390
Anyone else really want put your fingers, dick etc inside it

>>74394450
not an expert

>>74394516
>implying Newy needs meme parts to build a fast car

>>74394516
I'll give you 2 days to change your mind when a million pieces of aero are tested at Barcelona.

Waitin to see some crash with other car nose inside rb hole

>>74394516

Why do retards seem to think "more turning vanes, ducts and fins = more speed"?

Wait 'til they start testing.

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They couldn't even bother assembling the panels correctly.

>>74394531

m8, he's only been watching F1 for 8 months, you can't expect him to know anything.

>implying RedBull aren't now secretly hiding traction control on their cars this season like they did ALL of Vetlels championship winning years

>>74394390
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___!

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>mfw RBR

i hope the fins will be removed, they are hideous

You guys realise the real cars are in Barcelona, this is just a show car.

>>74394560
most teams didn't really include them in their livery designers so i guess they will?

>>74394540
Thats some real next level aero. Is there anything Newey can't do?

You guys realize these show car presentations were recorded months ago and the real cars with 2 months or more of updated aero are now in barcelona.

Toothpastes on suicide watch, that looks slow!

>>74394540
it's coming out soon, why bother?

HOUR AND A HALF TO GO


HAAS
>apparently only a "livery launch", but we've already seen the car...
Online
2pm UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=136&iso=20170226T14&msg=HAAS%20Livery%20Launch&sort=1

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Not sure if it's new but how about the pass through by the driver's helmet? Separating the safety blocks from the headrest.

>>74394580
>implying

>>74394572
>Is there anything Newey can't do?

Handle social situations
>autism

>>74394577
>please this vagina hole is not existing anymore let me believe in this

have they secretly included a turbine is that why theres an intake inside the nose
or do amxs balls just get really hot during a race

Sharkfins need to go and stay go!

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>>74394590

Not new, was the same last year.

>>74394619
Just go there and blow them up Muhammapajeet

>>74394619
If they are there it means they are practical. Banning something based on aesthetics is retarded.

>RBR VES crashes into mercedes first race
>hamilton decapitated
>bottas scarred for life, leaves team
unlucky for some :^)

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>>74394540

>>74394648
>irish
>making sensible statements

Nice Proxy Daryl

>>74394658
>RIC wins

>>74394658
>Ves still hasn't learnt to let go of the wheel when he crashes
>breaks both wrists and is put of F1 for a season
>Kvyat comes back and wins WDC

Unlucky for some alright

really wonder if those DYEL tier sidepods will be next level shit on the merc

>>74394677
>>breaks both wrists

>Jos makes Victoria help him masturbate

>>74394677
>77
What does it mean?

>>74394683

short wheelBASED Ferrari

>>74394707
they're going to introduce a longer wheelbase car during the season (Spanish GP?)

Foreskin nose will bring Bully a WDC

>>74394728
fanfic when

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Red Bull still haven't released any pics on their PR/media website.

Rather annoying 2bh.

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>>74394644
>>74394648
I think my biggest issue with them is that on most cars they seem to ruin the curve of the engine cover.Sauber did it right by having the fin contrast.

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>>74394339
Thanks for the heads up lad, I'll remember to go there before before I post so you don't need to download the pic twice with your limited internet

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rakeeeeeeeeeeeee

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is it just me or are those the 2016 bargeboards on the Red Bull?

>>74394750
they don't want to show the REAL car

r-right gg-guys..

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-beer-passaranan-s-nipple-mqpkehw/answers/new.html

>>74394766
Nose and wings look like the only non 2016 bits 2bh

>>74394766
>unlucky for some

Can't wait to laugh at them when their shitbox powered by a shitty Renault gets exposed

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>>74394770

They seem keen to show EVERY detail of Ricciardo's face though

>>74394788
fug accidentally posted before i finished typing

airbox is triangular instead of a circle and the engine cover is packaged a bit different too, i think the sidepods also have changed