ITT: Countries who will never win the World Cup I'll start

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>>74391850

Alright, I got another obvious one.

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>>74391850
DELET THIS

>>74391863
Oh, (You)!

>>74391863
op btfo already

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>>74391866
>caring about divegrass

>>74391850
England is an embarrassment to Football.

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>>74391885
>Football

>>74391850
Probably true but it honestly wouldn't shock me if we memed our way into a final within the next 10 years.

>>74391863
Obviously England won't win it again but they already have in the past. This thread is specifically for countries who will never have a star above their badge

Greetings from Peru

Another friendly reminder than USA made if past the group stage in 2014 whereas England, Portugal and Spain did not

>>74391850
>>74391863
together forever

>>74392060

>Muh Hisstoreee

Please see >>74392072

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Not a country, but who cares

Reminder we should have beat Belgium reeeeee

Howard was god mode but we sperged out at the most crucial times

>>74391850

And you England FUCK YOU, do you even actually have any fans or people that go to your country when a championship isn't happening? No, no you don't. Your entire fanbase is basically just filled with people that don't like America. You probably have less actual fans than Wales does because at least people actually fucking like castles. You guys think people that like america are sad? England is filled with fat fucks that try and fill the void in their life of accomplishment with the accomplishment of /their teams/ athletes. You don't fucking do anything, you didn't win the world cup, your a fucking consumer and nothing else, you aren't a part of anything. You need the loudness of the cheering and high definition replays to trick your body into thinking its getting some sort of primal experience when you're just sitting on your fat ass stuffing your face with pretzels and filling your gut with beer.

Not to mention England doesn't even have the admirable athletes of old like the romans or greeks did. You have fucking uni grad retards, a fucking crooked relegation system, and athletes that are on the same level of spiritual and mental achievement as the current monthly fad rap star.

Fuck you, you're the degenerate subhumans that don't even have the attention span or will to finish a story. At least people that like USA are watching with passion to find out what happens, they're thinking about something, they're committing to something. You just find whatever game is on at the moment because you're literally a faggot that is just looking to waste his time. At least "americans" have the respect for their own time to refuse to watch streamed shows or shows that have comercials or any sort of breaks. Enjoy your three hour games with 45 minutes of playtime.


England faggots are subhumans, meaning they're literally living a life that's beneath a standard of living that could be called humanity.

Fuck you England.

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>>74392157
SEETHING

>>74391980
not gonna happen, the best you can get is a Copa Oro or a Confeds. Cup final; Only 10 teams have real chances of playing a WC final (not the next one but in general), even if they are shit now
>Urgay
>Argies
>Hues
>Netherlands
>Spain
>France
>Italy
>Germany
>England
and with 0.001% of chances the meme, the last time it was Belgium.
But the meme has to be southamerican or european

>half of u.s. fans believe the MLS is the key to making it to the next level
>half believe our team sitting on the bundesliga bench is the key to making it to the next level

This shit will never make a turn for the better will it.

Would actually be pretty comfy is America won it in the future, but I just can't see it unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG3SbkojJRg

>>74392229
>England

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>>74391850
>yfw Team USA wins the 2086 World Cup

Lads I'm realistic.

>>74392205
Pretty honest.

>>74392253
>even if they are shit right now
you had an amazing generation the last decade, too bad they met the best brazilian team ever and never had a manager able to handle their egos

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>>74392229
If Spain (with a gold generation) could get into a final, why not any other country then?

Look at this, they're shit overall, but still managed to get into a final (and win) because >gold generation.

>>74392240
But all of our good players play regularly in their Bundesliga or european clubs.

World Cup 2018 chances of glory:

>Germany
No good strikers and an unconvincing attempt to beat France at the Euros, still one of the favourites though on squad quality alone.

>Brazil
My pick to win it. I think not having the pressure of the home crowds will suit them a lot better and we won't see another meltdown. I know they're not the best team by any stretch of the imagination but neither were Portugal in '16. Plus, they're due one.

>Italy
Odd team at tournaments, they seem to either reach the final or go out in disgrace at the group stage. No Conte makes me doubt their chances though.

>Spain
Cannot see it personally. They've lost their identity, their team is significantly weaker than the 08-12 team, Barca players who have carried them in the past are not playing well. Still a long time before the World Cup starts of course, but I think Spanish tactics have been figured out on the world stage now.

>Argentina
With or without Messi, no. Not with that defence.

>Portugal
Just no. You can't meme your way into World Cup finals, sorry boys.

>France
Eternal chokers but on paper one of the better teams. Can see them winning it, actually.

>Russia
Hosts so will refball their way far, not good enough to win it though. Unless Putin bribes FIFA, and let's be honest, that isn't out of the question,

>England
No chance.

>USA
No chance.

>Chile
Fancied them to be dark horses a while ago but starting to think they will be the next Belgium.

>Belgium
No chance.

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>>74392205
We have back to back world cups lad

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Do we ever have a hope?

>get the fuck out of the OFC

>>74392205
only unbeaten team in 2010 la

>>74392400
>3rd in our pool
>ahead of Italy
>drew with Italy

>>74392325
unironically >muh history
even if they were shit, and had terrible periods, they have had great players all the time. And football unlike other sports, has a lot of the cultural factor, that's why only southamericans and europeans can be the meme.

>>74391850
this country is become wimpier by the day so that means more kids are playing soccer we'll one within 20 years

>>74391850

LEL. Who gives a shit? This sport is boring as fuck. Enjoy bashing each others' brains out in the herded stands over it...like you have any input in the outcome.

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>>74392414
>they have had great players all the time

No they don't. even their actual team (who supposedly is the 2nd best team) is bad. and don't forgot that the best players of La Liga are foreigns.

>>74392384
>With or without Messi, no. Not with that defence.

You mean no with that midfield, right? Their defence had actually improved, but their midfield... huh. Zero creation. Zero creativity.

Mozambique

>>74392466
>w-w-we don't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRiQrSBES0

>>74392528
>inb4 i-i-it's just the mexicans

>>74392468
>Zubizarreta
>Hierro
>Morientes
>Raul

>>74392542
>4 players
>a good team

A squad has 23, you know.

>>74392541
literally more than half of the people in that video were non-whites

>>74392566
>'they have had great players all the time'
I didn't mean the entire team was top tier, I mean that in every single generation they have had at least one great player, same with you, even in the 7-1 you had nerman, injured but still.
You can't say the same of USA, Mexico, or us.

>>74392157
Kek, great pasta desu

>>74392229
>England
Belgium and Chile have much better chances of winning the World Cup over the next few years than England do.

>>74392318
Even if England you ignore the fact that we choke on penalties, our players simply aren't good enough. We haven't had a good keeper since Seaman (and ever since that Ronaldinho free kick English keepers seem to be cursed and let in stupid goals in big games). We haven't had a good left-back since Ashley Cole. We haven't had any good centre-backs since Terry and Ferdinand retired. We haven't had any good midfielders since Gerrard and Lampard retired. Rooney isn't anywhere near what he used to be and Kane is the only promising striker we have (and Hodgson put him on fucking corners for the Euros last year).

>>74392157
relax bro

>>74392690
He was talking about Spain, m8. Learn2read.

>>74392422
Go watch Commercialball or something.

>>74392724
You should probably follow the conversation again. I don't think Spain even played Brazil last decade.

>>74392583
Like you, Jamal.

>>74392749
Damnit, you're right.

>>74392745
it's the off season retard

>>74392690
well, you can't expect a good gen right now but maybe in ten years or so. Just don't rely on Arsenal.
England 2004-2006 was great, on PES at least, Gary/Phil Neville, Rio, Terry, Carra, A. Cole, J. Cole, Becks, Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard, Owen, Rooney, Sol, Defoe and Hargreaves

>>74392749
I have a vague memory of them playing in a Confederations Cup Final, with Brazil smashing them 3-0. Think Ramos missed a pen

A South American team not called Brazil or Argentina will meme it first. I actually think mankind will end before England wins again. And idk about USA really depends how popular the sport is very far in the future

>>74392770
>on PES
That's the precise moment I stopped reading

>>74392773
Yes, with our worst generation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-rI2RST_CY

>>74392784
>playing fifa pre-2011
winning eleven 9, total blootfest, was the GOAT game back then

>>74392770
Sol Campbell was an Arsenal player though (at least for the most notable part of his career). The Euros 2016 was probably the worst performance from an England side I can think of and Jack Wilshere was the only Arsenal player (although why he was even picked when he was injured throughout the entire season just baffles me). The current England sides seem to mostly be comprised of Tottenham and Liverpool players.

>>74391850
inb4 women's world cups

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>tfw zero world cup goals

>>74392847
I mean that at least for now, Arsenal's british playes are shit, like Walcott, Welbeck, Oxlade or Gibbs.

netherlands will unironically never be relevant again. Back in the day we had a knowledge based advantage over many other countries and we could produce quality players. That is all gone now. The last generation of quality footballers that came from this is also declining. Robben is quite literally the last of the mohicans. Players like Sneijder, Van Persie, Kuijt, Huntelaar, Van Der Vaart, etc have declined or are declining. Not a single current dutch players is showing any potential of the possible quality like those players. Sure we have Wijnaldum, Blind and such but once again, not world class quality players that will bring us into world cup glory.

>>74392880
I won't deny that, although their two young defenders (Holding and Chambers) could be decent if Arsenal get a new manager (because Wenger can't coach defenders to save his life). And, to be honest, the only English players right now who aren't shit are Kane and maybe Dele Alli.

>>74392842
Oh I played PES before FIFA for sure, it used to be great, but my point is that rating a real life team which was shit because it was good in a video game is retarded, and the same logic every 12 year old uses today with Ultimate Team.

>player x is so good, we should sign him
>have you ever seen him play?
>no but he has 89 sprint speed on his IF card

You're no better than that, lad

>>74392919
Fuck, Netherlands are so shit now that I forgot to even include them in >>74392384

Sad state of affairs

>>74392222
>all pictures from the last time ingurland has won anything look like museum pieces
really makes you think

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Its our year las

>>74392955
sorry, I used the wrong words, player by player they were great, as a team were shit; I was implying they were good in vidya an not in real life

>>74392623
We had hugo sanchez and rafa marquez fuck off you irrelevant non nation

>>74392384

>brazil winning anything

holy fucking shit

>>74392996
>'all the time'
learn to read fucking chicano

>>74393010
Better than anything you've had fucking coke dealing monkey

>>74392384
What about Netherlands?

France is a fucking monster. They are the ones i think will win the next world cup. Mexico a close second if we manage to get our A team fit

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>>74392135
Believe whatever you want

>>74393033
>France is a fucking monster
Reminder they literally, unironically, non-sarcastically, non-figuratively, genuinely, actually, non-memetically lost to the perennial chokers Poortugal in a final which TSUUUU was injured in within minutes

>>74393048
and you lost to Iceland, so that cup wasn't exactly the greatest measurement of actual WC capabilities as one would expect

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>>74393004
>brazil
>winning
>anything
>holy
>fucking
>shit

>>74393004
Oh, I didn't notice the flag. My bad.

>canadians
>football

>>74393056

brazil had a number of golden generations and this is not one of them

>>74393063
Ok, canadian.

>>74393004

t. snownigger who haven't watched the last 5 games of Brazil's NT.

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>>74393021
>Rafa Marquez
>better than anything

also
>coke dealing monkey
do chicanos have no sense of self awareness? now I know why both mexicans and americans hate them.

>>74393051
I know, but I did say in my previous post that England have no chance of winning in 2018.

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>>74391850
Sports that will never be played on the Moon

>soccer
>cricket

>>74393070
6 games, monkey donkey. And of course not, he's canadian after all. A fucking joke.

Representing

>>74392767
Watching a sport so boring that it needs an off-season for people not to stop watching it in masses.

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we're absolute shit atm. Hopefully Brucey gets the boys back in shape and Puligod/Wood/green(?) returning from germany will help

we should get 3rd in Concacaf qualifying but at the point we're at right now, not even qualifying is a possiblity

>>74392384
All this and you missed Uruguay, the one that will actually win it

>>74391863
BTFO
T
F
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>>74392669
it's coming home lad

>>74393289
>Urugay
>winning anything except meme america

No way, chicano.

>>74393080
Would actually not mind rugby on the moon 2bh

>>74393375
>favelamonkey
>calling anyone else a chicano


The fuck's happened to your NT from the days of Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Roberto Carlos, etc. btw. Every single player was an icon back then (even the defenders had their signature free kicks and such)

Im not saying it would ever happen but the meme appeal of America winning the world cup when we couldnt care less about the sport is too much to pass up

>>74393459
IMAGINE the global butthurt

>>74392384
what about iceland?

>>74392072
where were you

>>74393459
>>74393462
Nah lads, winning it would drastically increase the appeal of the sport in your country so I doubt most people would care; they'd congratulate you instead. I'd say only a portion of UK flags would be butthurt.

>>74391863
Good post ameribro

>>74393459
that's the thing, it's literally impossible
the global relevance of football is so great that no amount of investment can get you anywhere without a solid culture behind it
i'd say if the US started developing a serious interest in the sport we could see them winning the WC in 30-40 years time
not happening tho

>>74391850
We've already won that shit a bunch of times faggot.

90% of all countries

>>74391863
FPBP

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>>74391863
Op is finished

>>74394858
Women's football is a joke.

>>74392240
MLS is garbage bro

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>>74391863

>>74394858
This logo is embarrassing

Yanks have basketball for the niggers, hand egg is rugby just with more protection because muh wimpz. Pie eating is the only sport the true American excels at.

We aren't even going to qualify for the World Cup. Maybe that will make people stop caring for a while.

>>74391850
But we already have 3 anon

>>74395207

In America, only women play soccer, so it's the only World Cup we care about.

>>74391850
We'll win one before you

>inb4 England already has one
Literally 50 years ago, with 16 teams playing

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>>74392135
>JUST

>>74392254
It's cute you think there will still be an America in 2086.

>>74399422
Guess it's time to secede.

>>74391850
Imagine how butthurt chicanos and Mexicans would be if USA wins a WC before Mexico

>>74392384
a GOAT german striker regen just came through on an FM 12 save I had at the start of 2017, so germany are basically confirmed winners
>18 acceleration, 17 pace 19 composure 15 finishing 19 strength 18 determination professional personality at 19

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>>74393289
>Uruguay
You post made maesteo tabarez happy.

Only if we meme our way into the finals, like we almost did it in 2010.

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>>74391850
>>74391863
>>74392060
PART
TIME

>>74395329

>be British goalie
>get arrested for eating pie

USA will win the world cup in 2030. Featuring a veteran Christian Pulisic and a young Ben Lederjew, both of Barcelona fame, their fearless manager Steve Cherundolo leading the team to glory.

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>>74392222
that is not a world cup though

england has 0 world cups.
for reference, this it what a world cup looks like

>>74392384
>Italy
1970 - 1982 - 1994 - 2006 - 2018
They are going to play the final, trust me.

>>74392325
Spain has had one of the top leagues since the beginning and produced top players as well. They were underwhelming before 2008, not overachieved post 2008.

>>74392394
>will probably play fucking Argentina, Colombia or Chile in the play-off
I'm so sorry.

>>74403598
>being this retarded

>>74403598
I'm glad you solved that for me. In fact that's a good reference picture in general, I can spot a German, a few Poles, multiple Turks, several Africans and some fully fledged autists.

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>>74391898
>soccer

>no saudi arabia
Thanks for believing in us spee. We'll make you proud one day

>>74406135
we're not discussing camel racing

>>74406177
Remember this? in 1:20 mins mark
https://youtu.be/R8qJ7OD-Mp4

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>>74405367
>>74405673

>>74393063
>94
>Golden generation

Brazil is one of the few countries that can win without one

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>>74393056

>>74391850

Who cares about divegrass? Why don't you Brits play a real game, like American Football?

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>>74410863

>>74393033
Is the Mexico """""""A""""""" team a kind of myth? It seems like you guys always comes up with this as a excuse.

>>74402325
This is probably going to happen. I don't if we will be here to witness tho. 2280 is too far.

>>74403628
Nice. Brazil is lacking a WC final in this decade (muh shit generation). Hope it's going to be next year, and it being against Italy would be a real great match.

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>only countries who will ever win the world series
Stay mad eurofags

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This is why soccer is a joke.

Bad teams literally never ever have a chance to get better and win.

In the NHL, NFL, NBA and MLB teams that once sucked rebuild, git gud, and win championships.

>>74411320
no

>>74411804
We are not commies

>>74411804
Oh yeah because the Bills are totally going to win, or the Bobcats, or the Browns, or a bunch of other low tier teams.

>>74391850
US has a bigger chance of winning the WC than England, desu. Current US national team would probably 3-0 England.

>>74411914
Learn to comprehend what you read, Argiebro.

I said they have a chance to GET better, as in build up to it for the future.

The Chicago Blackhawks missed the playoffs six years in a row, rebuilt, and then won 3 cups in the span of 6 years.

>>74411914
The system puts the bills into position to be great with draft picks and scheduling. The reason they suck is because their front office and coaching. If they get a good coach and can draft properly they will be a winning team.

We'll reach semis in 2018

the cleveland browns

every african and asian team

>>74411804
Are you stupid? This is the national teams. You want Messi to be picked by Antigua and Barbuda? In Basketball USA always wins.

>>74412719
kekk

>>74403433
>Pulisic
>Lederjew
>Cherundolo

two jews and a spic will win a world cup, sounds like america

>>74406934
<3 nico

>>74392940
What about Danny Rose or Hendo

>inb4 Hendo is shit
He's dull as a sack of wet shit but he's p good at tackles and winning the bal

>>74392063
calla oe cachudo ctm

>>74392135
You're a fucking retard if you legitimately think USA wasn't outplayed in every aspect during that game
Please kill yourself

>>74392335
>b-but muh memes
Kill yourself
Also your statement is inaccurate
>Donovan Landon

LMAO

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>>74391863
take a seat, op.

>>74412760
This. Would be hilarious who gets to beat England by a new lowly NT.

>>74391863
Britbongs on Dentistry watch

>>74414467
Build it, angry beaner.

>America doesn't give enough of a fuck about Soccer to care about the World Cup
>England literally invented soccer and they're terrible at it

>>74391850
It'd be max keks to see USA win, and absolutely no one here care.

>>74405673
it's obvious that this is bait, but i still want to point out that there is actually not a single turk in this picture

>>74416635
Would you guys not start caring about it if you did win?

>>74392394
>Undefeated in their last World Cup
wtf I love Poo Peeland now

>>74403628

Italy confirmed as finalist.

Italy confirmed as winner if Germany is the other finalist, which is very likely.

>>74416937
It's always a draw if they meet before the semis and a win otherwise, eh.

But then Germany have eliminated Italy with draws twice so far now, haven't they.

>>74416661
Maybe MLS would see a small boost in attendance numbers, youth soccer enrollment would rise, but desu desu, us Amerifats will never really care about it as much as say, the NFL.

>>74417068
If the final is held on the 4th of July and you win it I'm positive the growth will be much better than you say it'll be.

>>74392325
We were stolen by korea in 2002, same as shitaly

>>74417083
Seriously? Neat, never knew that. I'd imagine the final would be a pretty big deal then, but idk about it being hugely popular, still.

>>74393033
>Mexico a close second
Your post became invalid with this statement.

But yes, France is pretty strong. France either sucks or they rock. Let's see what they do next year. They either win it or they get eliminated in the group stage. I cannot see any other possibility.

>>74393056
>Brazil unironically just won two World Cups after 1970
wew

>>74413734
Bolivia would win a World Cup held in Bolivia.

>>74417100
>We were stolen by korea in 2002
Biggest upset since 1934 when Benito Mussolini cheated Italy their first World Cup. you couldn't tell if North or South Korea were playing, this was cruel to watch back then, such a shameful World Cup.

I was so happy when we kicked those gooks in their asses!

My favs for winning 2018:
>Germany
>France
I cannot imagine anyone else winning. Perhaps Italy, perhaps Portugal. If it took place in South America, I would say Chile or UrGay could surprise us all.

>>74417135
People have been throwing the idea around ever since it became known that the US was considering a bid for 2026, since it'll be the 250th anniversary.

It'll be a Saturday instead of the Sunday that WC finals are usually held on, but the 1966 final was also held on a Saturday so there's a precedent at least.

>>74417136
>Bolivia would win a World Cup held in Bolivia.
Hell no they wouldnt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQ2p1BSd54
shows you can beat them comfortably with even Abel fucking Hernandez if you prepare correctly