Official /leftturn/ Xfinity PowerShares QQQ 300 at Daytona thread

First for Poole

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Entry list: http://www.nascar.com/en_us/race-center/2017/xfinity-series/powershares-qqq-300.html

Cup drivers:

Brad Keslowski
Autism and Ty Dillon
Mad Mezkin Suarez
Eric Jones
Aric Amirola
No Boosh!

I think Suarez is a safe bet. But, you never know. The winner will probably be the one guy who doesn't crash.

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>time to pray to Jesus

rolling for the winner

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Who /ragsinabox/ here?

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>>74384114
Mad Mezkin' could win it, but I think Jones will sneak the victory.

cupdriverstillwinslol

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>>74384195

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>>74384195

Hell yeah motherfucker

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>truck series raced last night
>big one happened on the first lap

That might be the most autistic command I've ever heard. Wew

>>74383926
I got a voucher for two free tickets to the O'reilly 500
not a big nascar fan but should I go as a bucket list/experience thing?

Rolling for the winner.

>>74384294
could be okay

were you planning on doing anything else that weekend?

>>74384294
sí

>>74384314

>Yeleley

Mite b cool

>>74384294
Do it
It's a spectacle you'll never forget even if you're not a fan of racing

Who's ready for the Stage Racing meme

>>74384314

>Yeley

mite b cool

>>74384294

Absolutely.

Show up early and tailgate. Drink a few. Then sober up at the race for the drive home.

It'll be a good time.

>>74384314
There is no way JJ Yeley is going to win.
Oh well, calling my bookie.

So if NASCAR has a segment flag, why the fuck didn't they use it in the Clash

>>74384355
Somebody left them in their hotel room...

>>74384355
Fucking Canadians.

guys, do I do my java homework or watch toyotawinslol

>>74384316
not really.
I'm a truck driver and I just choose to work all the time.
my pops got it from his place of work. then again I should just because I need to spend time with my dad 'cause he doesn't do things very much.

>>74384377
Do your homework, sempai. There is literally no reason this race should occupy 100% of your attention until were in the final fuel stint

>>74384294
>>74384339
>Show up early
And by early, 5 am.

>>74384408
thanks for the advice

rolling for lap of first crash

rolling for car # that causes DA BIG ONE

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>those spoilers

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rolling for wiener

>>74384451
Small spoiler? NOICE

>>74384446

rolling for the car that flips

>start and park caution

>start and park already

Can anyone actually read Kahne's number? That graphic is TERRIBLE

>the city of BJ McLeod

>>74384451
What spoiler?

>McLeod cars breaking at the exact same time
>They are unironically going to be a three-car team

lol

in before keselowski leads every lap

>>74384492
There's no 92, so your roll goes to Austin Dillon.
Great roll!

>>74384537
>rough lap for that team

le angry chef

>>74384546
Kes is the biggest phony in NASCAR. Prides himself on being the guy who came from nothing to become a star, but then gets the attitude of "now that I'm in, close the door."
>Starts a truck team, yay!
>Does nothing but whine about how much it costs because he and Kyle are skyrocketing the cost of competition and has 100 employees for two trucks
>Runs Xfinity races almost every week and tells the other drivers how great it is to race with him while taking all of their wins

>>74384598

Someone post that screencap of Diecast anon BTFOing the fuck out of Brad on twitter

>Bread is the reason the Cup driver rule to prevent busch-wacking is now in place

kek

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>>74384634
this was when NASCAR announced they were dialing back on Cup drivers in other series

>Ray Black Jr.
>he's white

dude stages lmao

>>74384634
>implying Kryle and Logano weren't buschwacking with him every single week

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>mikey announcing in every series

>Hightower

More like Lowtower

Literally who? NASCAR lets anyone go out there and wreck at Daytona.

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Anybody got any pics of danicas beaver?

>The shanty town of Xfinity Pit Crews

Tifft gonna eat a penalty for uncontrolled tyres as well.

Won't lie, I love that LU theme on Byron's car

>>74384693
Letting Cup drivers race in other series is like letting the Patriots play college teams.

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I'm going to call these spoilers ducktails if they do not already have a name.

Are they permanent or just for superspeedways?

>>74384848

These are superspeedway spoilers but they're reducing downforce on the Xfinity cars so you're going to see smaller spoilers everywhere.

And thank God they are

big un

THE BIG ONE!!!!

BIG JUAN

BIG JUAN

>>74384871
Are they why everyone keeps losing control?

BIGGUM

BIG ONE

Autism and spaghetti...

A R C A B R A K E S

DUDE YOU CANT FIX YOUR CAR LMAO

>Big Juan
>Cold Custard
>Muh 5 minute rule

I sort of like the five minute rule t b h

I get the feeling the car sponsored by a company called Repairable Vehicles is going to crash a lot today.

ahahahahaha

Hitting that car with a baseball bat..

nice tech you got there ameriOBESE

>>74384939
Needs to only count time in the pit box and it would be alright

cup guys should have 30 secs to repair or out

>>74384945
Should use the bat on you

>Le gassy

>>74384967

STFU

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F

>>74384939
Me too, I also like giving everybody 1 point in the last few spots. If it were up to me though, it would be 25th-40th

>>74384945
Isn't it time for the afternoon prayer Mahmoud?

>>74384939
kys

I actually like the 5 minute rule since it keeps beat up cars that clearly can't compete off the track.

>>74384950
yeah, it keeps a lot of jabronies off the track

>Cockrum barreling through the wreck and not giving a fuck

There are some guys who get hired for the superspeedways who really have no business in a racecar

>>74384985
My ideal nascar points system is only give points 1-10 (so top 10s actually kind of matter) and jack up the amount of points that winners get, so its a lot harder to win a title by finishing 7th every race

also removing the chase and other dumb gimmicks

>>74385025
>also removing the chase and other dumb gimmicks

That's something we can all agree on.

>>74384945
At least our people are smart enough to have baseball bats. Your people would hit the car with a tennis racket or something equally stupid and ineffective.

>>74384945
>puny euro cars too fragile to handle a baseball bat

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>daytona day

Shit, I just realized that if there is a caution towards the end of the section, they have to red flag so there's no meme winner under caution

>mikey opens his mouth on air
>throws in praise for the stage system in every sentence

>>74384992
It also keeps non-beat up cars that happen to require a specific repair or the team panics and messes up off the track.

>All the mid-majors rekt

F

This it what happens when you let a bunch of developmental drivers onto the track

>>74385025

It funny because the fanbase is shrinking, in part because of the gimmick shit so NASCAR's solution is more gimmicks and a more confusing points system.

>>74385025
I'd just use the 1975-2011 system, but with maybe 250 points for a win (instead of 185) and same points for 25th or so on back. Also no chase

>>74385066
Because nothing will get those impatient no attention span millennials into NASCAR like more red flags.

should there be a dirt track race in the Xfinity schedule?

just stop interviewing the drivers in car god damn it's cringey and must be annoying as hell for them

>>74385084
Yeah, the top 3 series should just be cup drivers

Press release: NASCAR to introduce anthrax traps on pit road
>Mikey: I love anthrax! Great disease, great call by NASCAR to throw some excitement into these pit road battles!

>>74385109
>your face when Aussie cunts have casual conversation with a driver under green flag at fucking Bathurst

>>74385109

Come on who doesn't want to talk to the Waltrips while you are trying to prepare to finish the race?

>>74385109
Remember that time a few years ago when Kenseth was all pissy because he didn't expect to be interviewed by Boogity?

>>74385108
yes they should do it at Kokomo or something.

not eldora

>>74385116
Kek

Mikey had absolutely no idea what Daniel said.

>>74385109
and also stop interviewing the fan in the two-seater IndyCar before the race. it's too awkward, i can\t handle it

Do you think the drivers ever jack off during these long red flags? Especially the shit-tier ones with no in-car cameras?

based suarez drumpf btfo

WHURR'D HE COME FROM

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>>74385116

>>74385155
Pretty sure that's impossible with the rocket ship harnesses that they have to wear because >muh safety

That car is gonna look hilarious

>the 5 minute clock is paused when they throw a red

Are people so retarded that Fox has to explain this?

>>74385116
goddamn reading this in his voice

>>74385177
>>74385155
nah what you do is pre-position your dick in your suit so you get a nice friction boner and hope the equation friction against fabric + race car vibrations = release

>>74385201
Yeah the crotch belt on a 5 point harness would do this, also cutting a hole in the pocket would work

>Gallager in the background of the interview
Mild kek

wtf are they jerking over one tire for?

Found the official 2017 media guide if anyone wants to see

http://dogshatchfromeggs.kinja.com/the-nascar-2017-media-guide-1792735670

hahahahahaha

Look at that obesistan offical standing there

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D
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>do not take farxiga if you are allergic to farxiga

has science gone too far?

How much did they have to pay Ramsey to do that?

ya'll read this year's media guide?

http://dogshatchfromeggs.kinja.com/the-nascar-2017-media-guide-1792735670

taking this medicine can lead to death

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>>74385239

Elevated Kek

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WTF, I step away for a bit and miss Big Juan?

G'dammit!

>>74385239
KEK

>>74385269

>That last page

I'm fucking dead

How long before BFrance flees to Cambodia with a couple million siphoned from NASCAR's budget?

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>>74385269
>eggs

Goddamnit I forgot to get eggs for Sunday funday tomorrow because we got raped by a snowstorm Thursday and the grocery store that night was a scene from Threads right before the nukes went off in Iran

Fuck

>>74385241
Your countryman is running like shit, Georgi. Why are waffles so shit at ovals?

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Just woke up and logged on /sp/. Have I missed anything noteworthy?

Is Shannon Spake a MILF?

lagasse on suicide watch

>>74385360
Two stupid cautions then the big one

>>74385354

?? He won EU nascar

What the fuck is this god forsaken stage shit for? It better not be in the cup series tomorrow or there will be some serious problems down the road.

>>74385269
sorry >>74385239 didn't see you

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>>74385368
yes

>duct tape on cars

Jesus Christ, DROPPED so hard.

So Brad's going to win, right?

>>74385397
Boy do I have some bad news for you anon.

>>74385394
Fair enough

>teams have no chance to reset their repair clock while NASCAR runs under caution for 30 minutes

>>74385397

I have some bad news for you

>repairs rushed for 5 minutes
>car unsafe
>back on track anyway
>someone gets injured

What happens when this happens

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>>74385427
>>74385445

For what purpose does it serve other than a wreck fest?

>>74385459
something new they can slap a sponsor next to

Am I the only one who can't stand Sadler?

>>74385459
Because it creates more Moments™

>>74385447
Inb4 a bumper fly to the grandstand

RIP

For fucks sake, fuck this stage shit.

EARNHARDT

Damn the 33 hit the outside wall hard

OH SHIT RIP

>there are anons who don't root for the black guy in a white sport just to trigger dumb /pol/-tards

BIG ONE PT 2

big un

FFS...

Hard hit tho.

Good job NASCAR, these stages are really producing good racing at the end

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R
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Jesus christ only 1/4 done and the whole field is gone

>red flag for a dash to the segment end

honestly what the fuck did they think would happen

Hope 33 is ok

Damn...only 5 cars will still be on track at the end of this one, folks.

This is stupid.

ANOTHER ONE

Oh I didn't realize I was watching an ARCA race

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this bullshit is what France wanted

Restrictor plate racing.. Let's make the cars run in a pack so it will be safer.....
>right

>>74385447
New rule that race cars are not allowed on race tracks. Brian France hopes to implement is for a trial run this summer. Michael Waltrip heaps universal praise on the idea

>Gee this racing is so much better without all the Cup guys

>tiny spoilers
>package forces you to pack race the entire time
bravo brian

>stream crashes right during a huge wreck

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>>74385537
No NASCAR, only ARCA now.

That wasn't from hard racing or anything, the 21 just for whatever reason went up and hit the 7.

"Hey, I've got a great idea: let's take away the spoilers! That'll make it exciting!"
-Brian Francine

Who speaks out against this stage shit first and incurs the full wrath of an Actions Detrimental penalty?

>>74385561
This

But I can't get anything to stream for more than 5 minutes straight.

Fuck IBM/Gaystream

Is stage racing confirmed a retarded idea now

Any word on Brandon Jones?

NASCAR went full tard this year

>>74385511

Bubbles is considered Milk Toast by black people if they're even aware of him.

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>you now remember the 2002 Talladega Busch race where 3 cars were on the lead lap and 9th place was a DNF

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=mq1CC4XGGB0

http://racing-reference.info/race/2002_Aaron's_312_at_Talladega/B

>>74385561
i found a youtube stream

just search nascar and choose the live category

anyone got a better link.

21 Radio: "I don't know why he got outta the car, he didn't even hit that hard. I tried to get him to cycle it, but he just unhooked himself and got out". RC: "He's not even tore up, why'd he get out"?

>New repair rules meant to save money on bodywork/pointless running for small teams if they crash
>new format turns "if they crash" to absolute certainty

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>MEET CJ

The stage racing is fine. Contributed a little last night, but lets not pretend like plate tracks aren't always total carnage anyway.

>Red flag so they can race for the end of the segment
>2 laps of racing before another wreck
>We will get 4 laps and then a caution for stage end

This stage shit is so fucking stupid, they need to ditch them now before it fucks up Tomorrow's race and they lose what few fans they have left.

>>74385601

early cuyler@turbojunker
Brandon Jones is number 33 because he hit twice as hard as dale

i just hope horseface crashes out

>>74385616

I will never forget "WE'VE GOT CARS DRIVING UNDER CARS'

>>74385623
meant for
>>74385597

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This no longer a race, this is battle royale

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>>74385642

>>74385639
>>74385640
Stages just moved the big one up from 5 to go in the race to 5 to go in the stage.

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>>74385642

benny gordon did crash by himself tho

>>74385630

DNF- Shame

what ever happened to the caution clock?

I remember it being in the truck series

>Tim Fedewa finishing 3rd in a car that was supposed to be a start-and-park

Glad that was brought up

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>mfw all this butthurt because of stages

>>74385655
The best part was Compton's hood decal slowly peeling off as the race went on

>and Harvick just mentioned that race

I feel like I'm watching an iRacing race right now.

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>>74385616
>tim fedwa got a 3rd place finish after losing the draft because of that wreck

pic related

>>74385729
Scrapped for stages

>>74385729

We got the segment bullshit.

>>74385759
Fedewa was in a start and park car.
The other Biagi Bros. car crashed out, so they were like fuck it, run the whole race to Fedewa

I remember the end of that race, Compton could not pass Keller because there was literally no one else left to draft with.

>>74385657
I love you. Thanks a ton anon!

>>74385706

>Everyone drives like idiots at the end of the race
>Let's have that happen three times every race

So fucking stupid.

Did bubba just get censored

$500000 Fine for Bubba

>>74385882
SHUT IT DOWN

OY GEVALT SHUT IT DOWN

>>74385882
>>74385892
I thought it was just Fox fucking up, what did he say?

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>muh god

>>74385907
Right when he mentioned the stages it got all glitchy

>>74385892
>>74385882
"gas the kikes, we race war now"

>>74385840
no problem, hopefully it stays up

gimme a basic gestalt of what the black guy said

>>74385786
>>74385780

Why don't they just race all the laps at once like they did for the past 70 years?

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>>74385938
>rothschilds bow to waltrips
>control daytona with an iron but fair fist

supershills in the booth

>>74385957
Because NASCAR has to pander to autists to get viewers.

Fox Stages Defense Force in full damage control mode right now

>>74385957
Ayo Hol up..do the stages apply to all the races or just restrictor plate races?

>>74386014

Everything

>>74386014

literally the only race on the entire calendar that should be in stages is the All Star Race

>>74385957

Because Red flags every 5 laps is infinitely more exciting.

Worst part is Fox already shilling for this bullshit, instead of saying what it is and maybe this shit can get fixed.

>>74386014
ALL of them....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>74386021
Holy shitfuck

I am mad.

>>74386056
Join the club pal

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>>74386014
All of them

>yfw the first two stages at Road America are 10 laps each

>>74386024
Dude think of all the commercials they are getting in with infinite red flags

>currently at a 4:1 ratio of actual racing to red and yellow flag time

Track clean up crew should be on the clock.

>tracks are now using random colored seats so the track looks full on camera

Its all over

>>74386070

Didn't we have an 8 lap caution there a few years ago? It was like 40 minutes because guys were running out of fuel and a truck from the safety crew gave up on track.

>Daytona 500 is sold out
I guess they did a good job selling those backstretch grandstands seats

>>74386076
I mean 1:4

I hope people are walking out of the stands, but nobody at NASCAR that makes decisions would even notice anyways.

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Have they shown/mentioned Brandon Jones or his car at all?

>>74386079
This
They have 5 minutes to clean as much debris as possible. After that, they send the cars back out

is this a rain delay?

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>bunch of n00bs in trucks and xfinity rides
>run plate race at Daytona after not driving for a few montsh
>drive like n00bs and crash
>idiots blame it on the stages and not the n00b drivers

Reminder that segments w "green flag, commercial free racing"

>>74386131
They won't be commercial free. Just slightly less commercials

>>74386131
better not have a green flag break, especially with 2 red flags

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>>74386098
>"""""""""sold out"""""""""""

>yfw Brian bought half the seats so they could technically say that on camera even though half the seats will be empty tomorrow

why the fuck are sprint cup guys allowed to race in the xfinity series?

>>74386124
t. r/nascar

>>74386098

I think they just put the backstretch seats on the frontstretch.

>>74386014
Every race until you like it

>>74386097
Yep I believe so. I love that track but NASCAR ruins it by throwing full course cautions for spins and debris

>sunset is in an hour
Here we go

>>74386161
Because it's what the fans want!
>all 10 of them that still go to these shit-shows

>>74386107
>Brian France is LITERALLY not in the state of Florida for NASCAR's biggest weekend of the year

"This is a Gladiator/Survivor episode." - Bread

>>74386161
because they think it attracts an audience instead of seeing the reality that it turns viewers away

>>74386170
More like they'll keep changing the format until Jr wins

Are they going to explain the god damn 5 minute clock constantly for the entire season? Are they going to discuss segments for the whole season?

Indycar can't start fast enough.

>making the spoiler smaller in xfinity

why

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>race goes to commercial
>all the commercials are for NASCAR

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mario gosslein is fucking 9th

>>74386209
Seriously? It wouldn't'surprise me seeing as it just came out that he sold his entire stake in NASCAR like 10 years ago.

>>74386107

"you can't manage something you don't understand"

-Brian France

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>Adam Alexander not only still has a job but is still announcing

Trucks and Xfinity should start at New Smyrna a week before Daytona. Points race or exhibition, doesn't matter. If we're gonna have 30 rookies every year the first race shouldn't have the potential to kill someone

why doesnt nascar race at COTA?

What happens to the playoff points if said driver doesn't make the playoffs? They just don't count? Or if you score 1 playoff point you're automatically entered into the playoffs?


What the fucking fuck this shit is retarded as fuck

>>74386267
this. id rather listen to a drunk fan

>>74386294
Eddie Gossage would be ass blistered

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>>74386294

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>>74386294
too many right turns.

>>74386239

I like how in the lower series you get all these different characters who have tons of baggage

>Mario Gosselin got arrested for soliciting a hooker while he was married
>Chris Fontaine had sexual assault charges pressed against him
>___________ screwed people out of money and opportunities
>Derrike Cope got in a fistfight with his ex-business partner over a racecar according to RuRa

>2 hours to run 30 fucking laps

End this shit format now.

laps under caution between stages count?
What the fuck

>>74386244
He sold his stake when he took over for legal reasons. Like he didn't have to but they felt it would make it harder to go after them for corruption or whatever.

>>74386267
He has no excitement at all, could you imagine him calling Darlington 2003? Or any of the early-2000's Atlanta finishes?

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>>74386234
I don't get why they would do it on the plate tracks, but the spoiler "ears" made the cars so reliant on aero and the racing was awful at the intermediate tracks.

>>74386205
>>74386205
>>74386205

>>74386330
>Travis Kvapil beat his wife
>Korbin Forrister got a DUI
>JWT multiple DUI's

>>74386244
I don't think he is. Can't recall seeing or hearing of him making a single appearance during all of Speedweeks

>>74386330
>he's never solicited a hooker

>>74386438
Probably passed out in a pile of coke and hookers after a week long bender in a cheap Miami motel

Daily reminder Darrell Waltrip is the greatest Nascar driver of all time.

>>74386481
>Probably passed out in a pile of coke and hookers after a week long bender at Mar-a-Lago

FTFY

>>74386267
better than Rick Meme

>>74386487
Daily reminder that you are the biggest dumbass of all time.

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KEK

HOLY SHIT CONSECUTIVE GREEN FLAG LAPS BOYS

I think part of the reason this series is shit is because half the field is pay drivers who can't drive.

>>74386589
Because they're stupid and bad.

>>74386593
This was never so clear as it was on the day the raced in the rain on a road course

dubree cawshun

>>74386560

you were saying?

>Smithley in 7th

kek

And that's what happens when teams have a car that could be repaired completely but they can't because of the 5 minute limit.

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>>74386621

>Naming your child Garrett

Theres your "not enough repair time" caution

>segment racing
>5 minute repair clock

They've taken all the athleticism and skill out of the sport

>>74386655
They are given a DNF

Oh boy time for 10 debris cautions for improperly repaired cars.

>make shit repairs because clock
>still make minimum speed
>keep bringing out cautions

>>74386545
Quiet goy, or we'll take away more green flag air time. Drink Coke, buy Toyota, bank with Bank of America

this is worse than the F1 qualifying debacle at the start of last year.

>>74386720

Keikaku doori

>1h45m to run 100 miles
That feel when you literally could have driven further than these race cars since the green flag dropped.

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>>74386747
This but Nascar wont change it ... kek

AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

baseball bat working on the cars
fat officials
ducktape sun visor????????

>>74386720
In theory they could clean debris off the track in between stages.

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>blinded by the sun at 195 mph

>>74386163
>2 day ban for comments detrimental to /leftturn/

>>74386787

>But this racing is so exciting

>>74386311
>>74386317

This. Though COTA's chairman said recently they are going to negotiate for a race and Kryle did test a stock car there and said he wants to see it.

http://www.mystatesman.com/sports/motor-sports/epstein-steers-talk-idea-nascar-race-cota/Z27K65rP1eiNscJ6JbUseM/

Might be an Xfinity date first. No secret both France siblings are trying to meme the fuck out of NASCAR to try attract more fans but since this is a good idea they will probably ignore it.

>celebrities building sports field for kids
I don't know about everyone else but whenever there's one of these around here, it's almost always some fancy, astroturf kind of complex that's fenced off and only for use by clubs/tournaments. Really rustles the jimmies.

>>74386787
Would only have to go an average of 57

>>74386294
fuck eddie gossage

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"Man we all gonna remember this race because it was so great and long" ... Yeah right.

>>74386787
This

Why do they even need to change tires in the race anyways? I can go at least 20k miles in my mustang (which some of these guys are driving) without even thinking about my tires.

>Muh stages
>Took forever just to get one stage done
Oh boy, I can't wait for the 24 Hours of Daytona tomorrow

>>74386873
>implying they won't have to give the trophy to the last remaining car after 12 hours

>>74386884
>Brian France thinks turning plate races into a real life Ricky Bobby movie will bring the fans in
That's his endgame, isn't it?

Reminder that restrictor plate races being good are a meme

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>all these wrecks
>no one upside down

>A bunch of taped up shitboxes up near the front of the pack
Now this is plate racing

>>74386945
this. they are garbage that people only watch for muh big one