Australia 260 & 285 India 105 & 107 (33.5 ov, target:

First for /nrl/.

>/nrl/
literally don't know what that is

Third for /nrl/

i used to think ellyse was better than holly but now holly>>>>ellyse
what is happening

>>74376288
It's our rugby league in Aus.

Australia Victorious

BASED SUPER LEAGUE

First for horse porn.

>>74376282
>>74376288
Something that belongs on /asp/

>>74376295
pretty sure Victorious is a state mate.

australian proxy nazis

>>74376293

corrective eye surgery?

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>>74376078

we are all in here >>74365042

>>74376332
Today we are all Victorians.

>>74376349
that's a Amerifat tier food. Do you guys eat same as Amerifats?

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>>74376353
no actually we are all in here >>74376327
you faggots are just sick of hiding and being BTFO

>>74376368
You're suppose to eat it, not worship it

>>74376273
The lesson here for all cheating international cricket nations, just create a normal 5 day test wicket. As soon as you all doctor the wicket to suit your side you get blown the fuck out. Kek is onto you.

Just came back from Coles lads. Got me some paddle pop, cheezels and snakes.

feels fucking good lads

>>74376368
Yeah it's exactly the same except not deep fried and covered in butter

>Germany
>/cric/

wat

who /half-caste/ here?

my dad is German

>>74376736
so is mine!

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2-1 India's way with a draw in Dharamsala.

cap this.

>>74376618
Did you buy some hot cross buns?

>>74376752
>drunk autism
the thread

>>74376752
rekon we could be related?

>>74376761
probably

>>74376758
Nah, I like my bread without raisins in them

>>74376761
I fucked your sister, does this make me 1/4 German?

>>74376773
>fucking germans
gross

>>74376777
Trips for turk roaches

>>74376773
i didnt even know i had a sister

man this is getting crazy

>>74376273
reminder a bunch of 1st world countries have been bashing your "sport" for hours in
>>74370908 (OP)

>>74376293
Sune Luus is the new hotness

>>74376688
Freshie

Fucking hell Planet Cricket is a fucking dump.

>>74377053
Good for DBC mods

>>74377012
>freshie
Newfag

>>74377104
Freshie

>>74377104
wondered when we'd come full circle on that

>>74377147
I can't view webmaster on this computer can you fill me in on what I should be seeing?

>>74377153
Virat's great leave

>just got home
kek

KEK

K E K

Will Steven Waughner EVER recover?

>calls Starc shit
>becomes the new Akram

>calls SOK shit
>becomes the best spinner to ever visit India
JEJ

Why are the cricket.com.au highlights so fucking shit? They literally do not even play the wickets in chronological order. Literal autism

>>74377222
Better than that roar site that adds autistic commentary over the top so they can pretend they're a proper news site

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what did they mean by this?

top five averages against India:

Sir Everton Weekes — 106.78

Andy Flower — 94.83

Steve Smith — 88.83

Younis Khan — 88.06

Zaheer Abbas — 87.00

>>74377348
Based Andy

>>74377006

Dane > Sune

but they're both mongers

australia wins lol

even when the national team is terrible they still shit on everyone else

>>74376918
No one gives a flying fuck mate

>>74377819
Dane Vilas is a bloke lad

Just woke up

>>74380074
why?

*dabs*

>The Indian team looked like a giant snowball getting bigger and bigger, and the visiting teams looked like scared badgers in the face of an angry man with a shotgun. It was all a bit like a LSD hallucination of cricketing perfection. The team, the country, couldn't believe what was happening; serious foes became battered memes, commentators the new cheerleaders, and the public made so much noise that any whispers of the fact that this was all happening at home were drowned out by a tri-coloured hurricane of awesomeness.

What did Jarrod Kimber mean by this?

Dear Mr Big

Feeling good lads

>poo in loos

Is this /bundes/?

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thoughts on my lunch lads?

>>74389281
I like the filename

About to have a shower lads

Same.

showering before bed time i think boys

I'm enjoying all the pakis making fun of India lads

>>74377200
>predicts Smith to become the next great Australian legspinner
>becomes the next great Australian batsman

cant make this shit up

>help a friend of a friend out with a uni assignment five years ago
>never talk to her again
>she makes a few Facebook posts about how she's pruning her friends list and the only people left are the ones that are important to her
>I haven't been deleted

>two threads up
>neither are threadcunts
KEK

>>74391521
Back to your containment thread lad, this is for Big Strong Australians and friends

Feeling good lads

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>got really drunk with my lesbian roommate, her gf and their straight qt friend
>absolutely wasted playing truth or dare
>roommate's gf was on her period
>"Anon, if you drink everything in my menstrual cup, I'll blow you"
>I agree
>she pulls it out
>it's about the size of a shotglass and filled with deep red
>"No pinching your nose!"
>put the cup to my mouth tilt my head back and tip the contents in
>like 40% liquid with one big gelatinous chunk
>didn't actually taste that bad but still the grossest this ever
>she held up her end of the bargain
>the straight girl offered her advice the whole time so it was actually really good

all in all it was worth it

/rug/ rules, /cric/ ______

>>74392034
rules

>>74392130
nice rhyming, pitbull

Is alcoholism a meme lads?

>>74392390
What have you decided in your experience

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woops

>>74392441
I think it might be very real

>>74392447
Based morgo is in this very thread lads

Ivan did a good job driving the subhuman away, he barely posts now

Name a more deluded poster than a baseball autist

>>74392475
walkcunt

I think India are going to bounce back hard lads

Zimbabwe
Afghanistan
Match scheduled to begin in 34 minutes (09:30 local | 07:30 GMT | 08:30 CET)

>>74393081
Based Zimbabwe have it

>>74393090
nah, reckon afghanistan will win this and thus the series

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What should I buy lads

>>74393130
>yellow bell peppers are €10.91/kg
wtf

>>74393130
kfry lad

>>74393130
What are you making lad

Met Ellyse today lads

>>74393130
Get a Moove or Oak or Farmer's Union lad

>>74393272
Chicken salad for work lunches

>>74393545

Well you're looking in the wrong place for the main ingredient lad.

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

>>74393575
Truthies

>>74393575
Poobsessed

>>74393582
Convict Clown btfo

Fucking bored

>>74393575
dont they just try and hit it as hard as they can

>>74393624
Nah. The fundamental strategy in baseball is the cat and mouse game between the pitcher and the hitter. The pitcher is constantly trying to fool the hitter to swing at a pitch outside the strike zone. The hitter is trying not to get fooled, while at the same time protect his strike zone.

All the subtleties in baseball follows from subtle pitching strategies and setup pitches. Obviously such subtlety is way beyond dumb and stupid cricket fans.

>>74393631
I really like the proxy, great touch

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WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING BTFO BROS!!!!!!!!! FIRST A-LEAGUE NOW BASEDBALL!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!

why is cricket so good lads

How much weight could I lose a week if I starved myself lads

>>74393713
depends

>>74393713
not enough

Anyone else handsome as fuck but looks shit in photos?

>Australia captain Steven Smith reached a career-high 939 points to extend his lead at the top of the ICC Rankings for Test Batsmen after the first Test between India and Australia. His new tally of 939 rating points puts him at sixth in the all-time list, behind Don Bradman (961), Len Hutton (945), Jack Hobbs and Ricky Ponting (both 942) and Peter May (941). Smith surpassed Garry Sobers, Viv Richards and Kumar Sangakkara, who all had career-high ranking points of 938.

And people dare compare him to Pissrat

Really dislike Jarrod Kimber's style

You've read one column you've read them all

>>74393931
>Peter May
that surprises me a little

Afghanistan 253/9 (50.0 ov)

Unironically bought a book about cricket in Europe last night ama

>>74393999
unaesthetic

>>74394062
was that the one they were shilling on cricinfo?

>>74394066
YEah

>>74393999
The future...

>>74394078
Which book?

>>74394066
you are unaesthetic

>>74394086
best post itt

>>74394104
Cricket on the Continent

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hm...

Some bad news folk. It has started raining, and the table has been fully covered. Match State: Delay - rain stops play

>>74394179
Oh no, what will happen now?

>>74394189
super over once the rain stopps

Some good news. It has stopped raining, and it's clearing, but the covers are still on

>>74394370
Keep us updated.
Hopefully play will be underway again soon.

Hooray! the sun is out.

>>74394486
Have the covers come off?

>>74394625
I'm at the ground and will let you know when it happens

>>74394625
the covers are on. im at the game

>>74394699
ayyyy i'm near long on

>>74394699
>>74394703

Keep me posted lads

First day at UWA tomorrow lads, anyone wanna meet up?

>>74394786
Hope it's better than it was when I left there. Uni went down the shitter during my degree.

What are you studying lad?

The covers are slowly and carefully being taken off the table.

Match State: Delay - wet outfield 3.30 pm One cover remaining. The Afghanistan players are out on the field warming up, whilist the umpire are inspecting the outfield

>>74394844
Commerce mate (Finance)

>>74395593
Ive got good news if you have yellow fever

Zimbabwe 10/2 (3.3/22 ov, target 161)

little /cric/ academia

Zimbabwe 14/4 (5.1/22 ov, target 161)

Zimbabwe 30/5 (8/22 ov, target 161)

Zimbabwe 36/6 (9/22 ov, target 161)

Zimbabwe 39/8 (10.3/22 ov, target 161)

rip rhodesia

Zimbabwe 54 (13.5/22 ov, target 161)

You now remember Heath Streak, Andy Flower, Brendan Taylor, Grant Flower, and Dave Houghton