You're at the bar when this elite QB comes up and smacks

Piss on his hair to put the fire out

>>74347350
Take him out in the 4th quarter.

>>74347350
I'll intercept him before he can smack my gf's ass

comeback in January

>ginger
>elite
Pick one.

>>74347350
Is it during Primetime?

Let him go one and done on her

>intercept his smack
>tell him its the playoffs
>he starts sweating heavily and dissapears after getting sacked by thin air

>>74347350
What gf

>>74350596
What elite QB

Tell him that this is being televised at 8pm EST on Sunday and that millions of people are watching then watch as he shots his pants and runs away

Canelo is overrated anyway JCC jr will knock his ass out