A ginger prick manlet is the best footballer that has ever lived

>>74321281
Thats Lionel O'Messy the brave irish lad

>>74321281
Based Lion Elmessi the brave French star

>that pyramid
WE

England's Brave Liam Massey

>>74321644
>>74321339
>>74321656
>>74321464
Damn i love sp !

>>74321281
great, innit?

>a ginger pirck ASPIE manlet

>>74321644
>Argentines originate from Nubia

At last I truly see

>>74321656
I Lionel Messi was called Liam Massey and came from Stoke he'd have zero balloon doors and JFs would rank him slightly above Mario Mandzukic

>>74326900
nice bait

>>74326900

if he was Liam Massey there would be church of Massey's everywhere in England by now

>>74321281
Canada's courageous lionman hortons

>>74321281
good old Leon Messer. always rated that lad

Leon van Messen, top top player

>>74321281
Lulu Mes'si, the great African striker

Ah Leonardo Messi, probably the best italian player ever

>>74321281

Ah yes, Leonardo Mesa, the top spanish player

>>74321281
Ah, that nice Jewish boy Lior Messiberg, what a class act

>>74328200
You mean Leonard Meshugga?

>>74321281
Al-Eonel Murssi, greatest Egyptian player ever. You can tell by the pyramids

Leonard Messbach, what a fantastic player.

>>74328257
That goy is meshugganah

Oh hey that's Leonard Mester of the New York Red Bulls

The great al-Leo bin Messi of Britain, great lad

>>74321281
Is that that Aussie cunt Leon Mess?

>>74321281

Ah yes, the great African star Papa N'Moolu

Those are some big shoes

Ah Leonid Meskov, never expected to see the pinnacle of Russian athleticism on here

>>74328476
'Cause he's a hobbit

Le'Eon Mossis Jr., the great American soccer star

>>74328542
Ah Lilo Messins, GOAT hobbit player

>>74321281
Based Lio Me Ching, best investment the Chinese gov made to combat western influence

>>74328573
Nice

>>74321281
Aesthetics as fuck

Ireland's brave Liam O'Neill-Meiosa

>>74328573
That's a good Argentine name

>>74328778
La'Nell Mbatosi, the greatest Argentinian footballer

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>>74328584
kek

>>74328584
kekked on this one

>>74321281
> Bienvenidos a un nuevo adelanto de Moises y los Diez Mandamientos

>>74321281
Is that the South African wonderkid Lethabo Mbisi?

>>74321281
Leo Meßkirch one brave Reichsbürger indeed

>>74321281
Ah yes, Brazil's brave wonderkid Lysol de Mess

Lydemir Messky, the best footballer from Moscow

Wrong

>>74330985
Léozinho Messias, m8

>>74321281
the congolese GOAT Lionard M'bssi

>>74331212

underrated

the great icelandic star

lionkuf messijson

>idolizing men who wear high heels
>divegrass

America's red blooded Leo Massive

this is why i love this place

The fantastic Finnish soccer star:

Lïo Messïkki

Scotland's brave Lee MacGressy. Does cunts in with a 5 iron for skaggggggg.

>>74321281
Why yes the incredibly skilled Italian star, Limoncino Messarelli

Leonel Mena, best chilean player in history

Unbelievably unfunny thread

Divegrassfaggots are such homos

>>74331672
Lel

Leonhart Messner is a national treasure!

>>74321281
Ireland's own Leonard McMessy

>>74331747
Thomas de Bradille is a french hero

>>74321281
>manlet
>shoe size 48 with an inch thick sole and a heel

>>74321339
>>74321464
>>74321656
>>74328200
>>74328573
>>74328584
>>74331212
kek

>>74331886
That ain't a heel but a reflection, look it closer

He has big feet (and players that have shared a dressing room with him say he also has a big dong)

The great bull Lequan Messington from Chicago, Illinois

A proper lad from Canada, Leonelle Ahkbar-Messtafi

>>74331979
>not Lixiao Ming

>>74332018
Both are accurate desu

Ah, Lakshmidar Messinjeet. India's most famous athlete

"Big" Lez Mesman himself, what a mad cunt

>>74326900
we would have won a world cup tho because even though our defence is laughable it's still better than Argentina's

manlets are always the goat, because they have an eternal chip on their shoulder that they can never remove, so they will always overachieve

>>74321281
>that phone in his pocket

>>74332173
>eternal chip on their shoulder
This would be quite handy, you could have a nibble if you get hungry during training and you wouldn't need to stop

>>74332171
>we would have won a world cup

>tf
>tp

>>74321281
he's not really ginger.
I'm not attractted to men, except for gingers, who do something weird to my stomach and willy.
messi does nothing to me, ergo he's not a real ginger.

>>74331747
>he doesn't rate Chinese national legend Ling Mi

>>74321281
we tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the GOAT"

We tried making a team that works without him, and putting him on top of it, so he doesn't feel the pressure (Basile). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that plays like Barcelona so he can feel comfortable (Martino, Batista). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of our attack, Maradona 1986 style (Sabella). It didn't work.

He chokes against Brazil. Okay, Brazil is a great team. He chokes against Germany. Okay, Germany is a great team. He chokes against Uruguay, okay, they are world champions.

We sacked coaches and players because he didn't like them (Riquelme, Tevez, Basile). We put in coaches and players just because he asked (Martino and his Newell's friends).

He doesn't score in KO games? Maybe he's saving up for the next game. Maybe he's saving up for the final.

Now he had this chance in silverware. He only had to perform against Chile (so you understand how small they are, 3 people died celebrating a Copa America). Many people would have hailed him as the GOAT, even though winning a Copa America of which we have 14 already doesn't mean much.

Not only he doesn't perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only he doesn't score, it's okay, 11 KO games without scoring, but it's okay, he's still good. Not only he doesn't assist, it's okay, it's your team mates right? They are your friends Messi, you sacked Tevez, you asked for Higuain and Aguero. But okay, we get it, you didn't assist.

On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.

>>74321281
That's Lee O'Nell-Massy. Top irish lad.

Ah of course, Mexican legend Leobardo "el chiquis" Meza.

>>74332574
No that's Leonard "trash-man" Messy, WWE superstar.

>>74328476
he boot too big for he got damn feet

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>>74328476
>>74332707
Those shoes seem ill fitting. His actual feet for reference.