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OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 105: LEWIS VS. BROWNE THREAD #1 HOLY

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>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am GMT

5 Round Heavyweight Main Event:
Travis Browne (18-5-1) vs. Derrick Lewis (17-4-0)

Middleweight
Hector Lombard (34-6-1) vs. Johny Hendricks (17-6-0)

Featherweight
Sam Sicilia (14-7-0) vs. Gavin Tucker (9-0-0)

Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (12-1-0) vs. Cezar Ferreira (11-5-0)

Women's Bantamweight
Sara McMann (10-3-0) vs. Gina Mazany (4-0-0)

Lightweight
Paul Felder (12-3-0) vs. Alex Ricci (10-4-0)


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am GMT

Welterweight
Nordine Taleb 12-3-0) vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio (23-3-0)

Women's Strawweight
Carla Esparza (11-3-0) vs. Randa Markos (6-4-0)

Bantamweight
Aiemann Zahabi (6-0-0) vs. Reginaldo Vieira (13-4-0)

Middleweight
Thiago Santos def. Jack Marshman via rd 2 TKO


>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm GMT

Middleweight
Gerald Meerschaert def. Ryan Janes via rd 1 Submission(Armbar)
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>>74296130
said the satanist junkie
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>maybe the next little Tonya Harding is out there looking for someone to beat down
Based Todd
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>>74296160
>not even supper time
>already more finishes then last weekend
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>>74296177
they look like a really happy couple...
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>the next Tonya Harding

Jesus fucking Christ
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>>74296161
>>74296179
my life is a lie
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Good op op
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Hendricks vs Lombard... What happens?
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>>74296193
And better fights honestly
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>>74296177
>Hot nurse takes stroke victim out for night on the town
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>>74296206
Double KO
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Why was Metallica banned?

Also Anik is great my dream commentary is Anik and Lee Syatt
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>>74296160

Great OP
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Do we have an official goof pic yet?
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>>74296206
lombard roidplosion
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>>74296208

>ingesting the herbal jew
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I found out Lewis was sentenced to prison for heeming a kkk member.

White bois exposed
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>>74296206
Hendricks was only going 30%
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>>74296195
You're joking, right? There's no way Miesha is satisfied with his LWD.
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I like the new commentator :3
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>>74296203
say it with me
Ho-nao-doh
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>>74296208
take them all now
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>>74296215
Yeah I heard that about Hill. I wonder if its WME being jews and not wanting to pay the licensing fee. My gf and I were just talking about how they use shit songs in UFC promos unless its a really big fighter like Conor or Anderson and then and only then will the UFC pay for a Kanye song.
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>>74296215
Probably because they're dicks when it comes to using their songs especially the drummer
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Lewis vs Browne
Hendricks vs Lombard
Sicilia vs Tucker
Theodorou vs Ferreira
McMann vs Mazany
Felder vs Ricci
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>>74296233

Based Black Beast
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Thanks a lot, everybody, for complaining about Goldie and getting him fired.
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ayyy man
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>>74296208
Id take some
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>>74296240
of course I'm joking, they look awkward as fuck
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>>74296250
You need to listen to the JRE with James Hetfield.
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>>74296258
>tfw my letter writing campaign paid off
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>>74296208
What happens if someone gets a hold of these and thinks they're just regular gummies?
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Firas' brother?
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Why was Lombard at 182 at the weigh in? He usually looks like he's around 200+. Were his roids taken away or something?
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>>74296255
thank you for your service
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>>74296258

This.

New guy is great.
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>>74296271
Probably an existential crisis. Rogan explained it to Leah Remini pretty well.
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>>74296255
>Lewis
>lombard
>Tucker
>ferraira
>mcmann
>felder
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>>74296225
Fixed border because I have autism
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>>74296273
Yes
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Well, time to see if Aiemann is actually legit or another Sergio Pettis.
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>>74296271

the funniest shit ever
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>>74296208
How do the gummy edibles taste? Only ever had brownies which were weak as fook
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>Tfw left of the prediction pic
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Anybody that hate Goldie probably commentates on bloodyelbow
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>another card filled with nobodies


Mma is such a meme
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/heem/ you were right I should have gone for a piss
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>>74296255
Browne
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
Mazany
Felder
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>>74296297
Aiemann how's it going lolol
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Heemed my cat for knocking a bottle of water onto me
anyone got the webm?
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MINIMUM
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>>74296262
joanna looking handsome
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>goldie wasn't based
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>>74296297
Sergio isn't as shit as people make him out to be

he's just less of a natural and more intelligent then his brother. sergio still has the potential to show up his brother's legacy
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Joe Duffy in his corner, come on Eamon Firas
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>manlet fight
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>>74296301
They taste like you'd expect a weed gummi to taste. The worms are really tasty. This is my first time trying the bears.

Sometimes I put a gummy worm or two on my ice cream. So good.
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>>74296243
REEEEE SHUT UP
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>>74296312
somebodies were nobodies once
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>>74296312

t.mandrama sperg
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>>74296177
They don't date any more.

Funny, she wins the title, breaks up with Carraway...why?...and then can't win another fight.
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>>74296312
>>>/asp/
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>>74296255
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
Mcmann
Felder
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>>74296308
cuntelbow loves goldie, goldies constant fuckups somehow are 'endearing'
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>>74296345

He only cares when Brock and Magiga fight.
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>>74296255
Browne
Lombard
Sicillia
Theodorou
McMann
Ricci
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>>74296266
What did James say about Lars?
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>>74296359
They unironically prefer Anik
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>>74296255

Browne
Bigg Rigg Pigg
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
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who /takis/ here?
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>>74296352
Totally false.
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Is he related to Firas Zahabi?
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>>74296387

Are you watching with the audio muted?
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>>74296255
Lewis via R1 KO
Hendricks via UD
Tucker via R1 TKO
Theodorou via UD
McMann via UD
Felder via UD
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>>74296376
Listen for yourself, nerd. I'm not here to spoonfeed you.

HEADKICK

HEEM WOBBLY
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>>74296387
No, he changed hi name to get famous
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>>74296255
Lewis
Lombard
Sicilia
Theo
McMann
Felder
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>>74296385
your asshole has probably been blown out for years
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this announcer is even more corny than goldie
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I'm a Racist who wants the Black beast to KTFO of browne tonight AMA
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>>74296414

This
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>>74296385
I wish we had these in canada
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>>74296402
Nice tiddies
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10-9 muslim
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zahabi looking good
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tough round to score
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>>74296428
"Holy shit that drawing is so fucking hot"
-Anime fans
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>>74296415
do you want the Black beast to KTFO of browne tonight?
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>>74296440
you are an idiot
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10-9 viera
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Shit another really close round

Think I'm leaning 10-9 Vieira
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Which one is being the most efficient with his energy?
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10-9 Brazilian imo
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10-9 Zabahabi
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zoobi is getting knocked out
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it's a well known fact that pakis have incredibly weak chins.

Anyone whos ever boxed amateur in england knows


>>74296445
yes
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>>74296415
What's up with your capitalization scheme?
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What is the name of the game?
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>>74296444
Finding drawings attractive are as old as art itself

There's probably some stone sculptures with mummified cum resudue
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>>74296453
Monster
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>>74296415
Why would a British racist really care about the outcome of a fight between a black and a Polynesian?
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is zahabi iranian?
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Zahabi Bro looking pretty good but Viera 10-9'd that round with his TD's and top game
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>>74296444
if you don't like cartoon tiddies you don't belong here


>>74296463
for honor
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Reginaldo won the 1st round
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>>74296475
jihadi
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>>74296255
Brown
L Lombard
Theo
Maz
Felder
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>>74296255
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
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>>74296468
The oldest known example of cave art includes drawings ad carvings of female bodies with exaggerated tits and hips.
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>"I want the softest cunt in the division, I want Rashad Evans!"

What did he mean by this?
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>>74296478
Firas Zahabi has done more for MMA than every other Canadian combined
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Man I could really go for some TOYO TYRES right about now.
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aiemann is shit, khabib is disappoint
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>>74296489
A common leaf name.
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I wonder how firas feels knowing his brother will never be a champion.


You either have it or you dont.. This guy does not have it.
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leaf needs a ko
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>>74296507
>who is GSP
I would heem that paki manlet desu
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zahabi is dyel as fuck
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>>74296507
You wouldn't know Firas's name if it wasn't for GSP.
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>>74296498
>>74296255
Shit forgot my pic
Brown
L Lombard
Theo
Maz
Felder
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>>74296468
Difference is that they couldn't capture digital images of real women back then though. If you jerk off to cartoons more than real women there's probably something legitimately wrong with you.
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This Zahabi guy ain't all that good.
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20-18 muslim
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lol he threw like 5 strikes the first 4:30 and still won the round.
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>>74296518
Not true, lot's of lesser fighter have gone on to become champions RDA is the most recent case
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>>74296504
>UGH, THICC
-Ung the caveman 40,000 BC
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why doesnt firas zahabi fight in the UFC if he know mma so well?
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>>74296500
ayyy i rolled her in heores
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LEAFD
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Is that what Canadians look like now?
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Another tough round to score

Think Zahabi takes it. 19-19
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So close
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19-19
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tough to score desu
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20-18 Vieira

Sad!
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the new guy calling this fight is shit
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>>74296547
That or like Kim Jong Yun.
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Mudslimes should never be allowed into mma
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>>74296554
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>>74296520
GSP is trained by zahabi, way to make his point you goof
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>>74296540
How far we've come.
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>>74296555
I think he's better than Anik desu

Honestly don't mind him
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>>74296560
i agree
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>>74296555
he was a mandrama fag, thats probably why
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zahabi = moose
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>near-finish
Wow such a tough round to call
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>He needs to finish you

Actually your brother could be down 2 rounds Firas.

This is why Tristar fighters always seem to get robbed. They never really know if they're up or down. Always fighting for the decision.
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Is there any ranked canadian fighter right now in the ufc?
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Remeber when Brandon Vera was knocking everyone out? They were simples times.
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>>74296555
>If you're a fan of legkicks then you are a fan of what Veira is doing.

Get this dumb mandrama faggot out of here and bring back goldie
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>>74296563
GSP was with Jackson Wink before Firas. GSP would still have been champ without that paki manlet.
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>>74296560
Be careful
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>>74296560
Be careful
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>HE'S A TOUGH COOKIE
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>>74296579
>two division champion
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>>74296547
Pretty much. All the Tim Hortons are staffed by bitches in headscarves nowadays. Unfortunate.
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Todd Grisham is 10 times better than Anik
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>>74296578
valerie

>>74296584
>coulda woulda shoulda
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>>74296577
This applies to every camp.

Every corner thinks they've won every round, it's so dumb.
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He's doing well enough. Honestly, Zahabi has some good boxing going on. As a Puertorican, I know a thing or two about boxing, guys.
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>>74296518
He let him off the hook in round 1 and let him off the cage a couple times. Impressive technique for a guy with so few fight but he seems to lack killer instinct. Dunno if he can learn to finish or not.
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Brazilian has a lot more natural talent... Just doesn't have the benefit of being trained by his mastermind brother.
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>>74296604
take it back
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>>74296606
Not anymore she got released
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>>74296606
Fuck off. He literally was champ when he was with Greg Jackson. Fucking liberal piece of trash paki lover.
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>>74296577
and when they lose they bitch up about the decision
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It seems like a lot of those punches are landing really well but he seems unfazed.

I don't think I can tell when punches land properly.
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Lil Zahabi blocking punches with his beard.
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At first I was like
>rogan sounds way off
>wait rogan doesn't do these cards
The I dissappoint
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>>74296610
All his wins so far are by finish in the first round.
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>>74296618
why so triggered? its a fact zahabi trains most of your top fighters.

stop dragging politics into everything you neckbearded loser
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30-27 muslim
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10-9 Vieira
10-9 Zahabi
19-9 Vieira

29-28 Vieira
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zahabi is a do nothing bitch
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Viera looks a lot like Fabio Maldonado
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Close fight

Lil Firas takes it 29-28
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fug 2-1 for not ayman
rip my parlay

maybe canadian judges save me but unlikely
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Zahabi 29-28

Judges will give him a 30-27 I'm sure.
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Can we have new memes?

The schaub ones aren't funny.
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29-28 Zahabi
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Brazilian won
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29-28 zahabi

>>74296640
>le do nothing until the last 30 secs man
>le my brother is firas man
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>le throw a fury of punches in the last 10 seconds man

29-28 brazil
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>>74296618
Greg Jackson only cornered him, Firas had always been his coach.
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>>74296583
lol that line is what made me post
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split decision incoming
I say crowd favourite gets it

I have it 29-28 Vieira
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>Look up Fedor - Mitrione results
>Find out the fight didn't even happen cause Mitrione apparently had kidney stones
>State of lellator
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29-28 Zahabi

good fight
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the brown faggot won
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30-27 Leonard Garcia
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>>74296654
>Let me trigger the schaubposters
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Looked to me like the Brazilian won round 1 and 2, even though he finished the 2nd one on the bottom.
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>>74296661
fuck off
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Do Americans really think nascar drivers are the best drivers in the world?
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29-28 Zahabi

Should be a UD, might be a SD
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>>74296577
Nah Big John went into how cornermen do this and shout positive words even when the fighter is doing shit just to sway the judges opinion and make them think they're fighter is doing exactly as planned

They know what they're doing
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S P I C Y

>also requesting Macedo webm
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i dont know, seems like zahabi might have lost. There goes tri star
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>f-floyd will kill conor!
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That was one great fight.
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Draw
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>>74296664
it shouldnt be a split decision the only round that goes to the brazlian is the first
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>>74296680
He won the round where he was almost finished? Are you serious?
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>>74296615
>brock
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>30-27

Kill that judge
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>>74296631
>you neckbearded loser
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>30-27 Silva
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AYY MAN
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>>74296255
Browne
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder
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>>74296637
BASED
CANADIAN
ROBBERIES

FUCK YEAH

easily 1 and 3 to the hue lmao
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AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE LITTLE BRAZILIAN

HES GONNA CRY
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refball
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spicy, good fight
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Why even bother with judges? just flip a fucking coin
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>>74296628
I think he could've had another if he'd stepped on the gas. Being able to put a guy away when you have the chance isn't the same thing as knocking out tomato cans on some regional circuit.
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Lads please webm if I miss something I'll be back in a bit
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the BR def. should have won
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>>74296689

>McGoober
>boxing
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>>74296695

Yes. Little guy was robbed. No way he lost 3 rounds.
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>>74296687
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>>74296695
4 and a half minutes of winning > dropping a dude in the last 30 seconds
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30-27?
A fucking leaf
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Did he call that nigga Sahari?
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>canadian judges
almost as bad as australian judges
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How many fights until Fedor?
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>>74296689

>I-i rank Konga Magiga
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>>74296711
>3
dude was almost heemd
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I just wait for mmadecisions.com to tell me what to think.
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>>74296731
>nobody told him
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>>74296700
Top Kek brother.
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>>74296711
2 was def Zahabi
3 was hue

question is R1 where Zahabi had the better shot while Vuiera had the control and tds
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>>74296255
Browne
Hendricks
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder
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>>74296681
Settle down, Adan.
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>>74296731
How long is an Emelianenko prison sentence?
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>>74296721
Do you know anything at all about king goober?
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OUR GIRL CARLA
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>>74296744
easy m8 i'm on nofap
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>>74296750
>he's a paki lover
fuck off
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>>74296724
That's just plain bias. A competitive four and a half minutes should certainly be trumped by somebody almost finishing the damn fight.
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am i banned
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>>74296744
>he doesnt let his wife go out to watch lewis fights at the bar
lmao insecure
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>>74296728
Sahrami
>>
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7795/Aiemann-Zahabi-vs-Reginaldo-Vieira
>>
>>74296771
No
>>
>>74296760

>>>/youtube/
>>
>WMMA


Yeah im gonna play a game of LOL


Anyone on EUW ?
>>
Viera was landing hard shots consistently but Aiemann was rolling through them mostly. When Aiemann landed they stung Vieira most of the time

Fight couldve gone either way or draw.
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comfy card so far tbqhwyf
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>>74296769
You're an idiot
>>
>>74296738
lol if you think MCG is only worth 2.5 m you're fucking retarded

he cleared 3mil disclosed in on fight alone.

>troll 10/10 i replied
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>6-5 Record
>WMMA
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>>74296769
Watch your language!
>>
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>mfw Conor is literally begging Floyd to fight him
>>
>>74296778
I got temp banned for 15 minutes for posting my DUDE WEED pic which was 100% on topic and related to the sport of mma.
>>
>>74296780

You're a loser.
>>
>>74296771
>all these people who escaped the hammer of justice
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22am%20i%20banned%22/
>>
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>Carla

I forgot about that mutant, she never seems to fight any one.
>>
Carla espurdo looks like a 40 year old single mother.
>>
>>74296740
reddit will def vote for ayy man
>>
>>74296786

>I rank Konga Magiga
>Doesn't know what net worth is

lol
>>
>>74296796
shut up feminist cuck
>>
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I have Randa in this one, I feel like she cares more than Carla, and I don't think either of them are very good.
>>
>>74296796
its 4chan buddy
we are ALL losers

now fuck off back to your basement
>>
>>74296797
wait what happened?
>>
ayyy lmao
>>
Want to cuddle Randa
>>
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music break

https://youtu.be/GDTrg3viaTM
>>
Can't tell if dropping a world class gym because they were trying to teach you to fight smart is retarded or kind of admirable.
>>
>>74296780
>not playing paper.io
>>
How the fuck did this fight actually get put together?
>>
>>74296812

Thought you said you were leaving to play "League of Legends"....loser.
>>
>>74296796
>I support women's fights

Where's that unfunny American fag who always posts fedora pics
>>
>>74296809
want to try that again, but in english this time?

protip: all those "celebrity net worth" websites are total bullshit lol
>>
>Injury induced lay-off

naw man she was ducking
>>
>>74296844
You should try to mask your autism better.
>>
>"I'm super pumped for this Carla Esparza fight."
- no one Ever
>>
>>74296846

See >>74296796
>>
Alright boys, I'm here. I see I missed some bangers. Thanks fully I'm here in time for
>wmma
>>
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>>74296834
She has a big nose 2bh
>>
Is that a Metallica song?
>>
>>74296744
Random brown fighter winning really revs up the spergs
>>
>>74296728
it was actually Safari
>>
>>74296865
Oh look you're still here. What happened to your "vidya" LOSER?
>>
>>74296843
Carla refused to fight anyone relevant to her """#3 ranking"""
>>
Ayyyyyyyy lmao
>>
>>74296868
le never finish a fight woman
>>
>>74296879
No. Carla is definitely the hottest one as Hispanics > rest of the world.
>>
>>74296804
>alienware
>>
>>74296879
You know what they say about women with big noses ;)
>>
>>74296891
why are you so upset lol
>>
>it's pretty self sufficient what that means

The new guy is retarded too.
>>
>>74296893
Have you got a source? I could believe the other way around, Carla can wrestlefuck most girls and nobody will give a fuck if you win.
>>
>>74296891
i'm in queue


fucking casual aram player
>>
>>74296908
Big tissues?
>>
>>74296880
Pantera m8. One of my favourite metal bands
>>
>>74296893
She really is a giant coward, she won a belt from a meme show, got exposed and now clutches to her ranking while beating shitters or just plain not fighting.
>>
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>pakistani canadian
>now an iranian canadian
>>
couldnt they get someone in the fuckin top 15 for carla to fight
>>
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>>74296901
>spics
fucking disgusting
>>
>>74296910
>>74296923
See >>74296796
>>
>>74296879

literally the worst ufc "champ" ever.
>>
>>74296901
Don't ruin my flag

DELETE THIS
>>
Her titties were bouncing like crazy, I hope she wins now.
>>
randa is so fucking cute but her record is just lame
>>
>fighting in a shirt

why is this allowed
>>
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>>
Who else pumped for Fight Companion?

Can't wait to hear some fresh Schaub insights and banter.
>>
>>74296910
He literally has autism.
>Empire

The acting in that show looks like a fucking joke.
>>
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https://twitter.com/menaceclements/status/833483182028754949
>>
>>74296934
I wonder if they're giving Markos a shot at a name fighter since she's Canadian.
>>
>>74296946

That's not Bisping
>>
>>74296953
Because fighting worrying about your tits popping out is retarded desu
>>
Kek i thought Grisham was about to say

>no reaction for Esparza
>>
>ranked #3
>not even on the main card of a shitty FN.
State of WMMA
>>
>>74296947
Sorry, that was my brother replying my post on my computer!
>>
>unranked fighter vs #3

why bother ranking the wimminz
>>
>>74296949
>Mark Hunt
>>
>>74296958
its ian mccall and edgy
>>
Randa is busty. Hope someone's capping that bounce.
>>
WMMA shadowboxing shocker
>>
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>>74296920
That's true, I'm just basing my judgement on her twitter arguments with Claudia and Jessica Andrade, where they were asking to fight her and she was dodging the callouts with steroid and ducking accusations.

I definitely could be wrong though.
>>
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
>>74296968

well recognised
>>
What the fuck is this fighting stance lmao?

Where's the fatass American defending this?
>>
>>74296934
She needs the money, for starbucks
>>
>>74296160
early stoppage, didn't even connect properly with that kick
>>
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>Like she's standing in line at starbucks
>Title match
>match
>>
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>those voluptuous, ever-jiggling milkbags
>>
>>74296958
Same for sure my man
>there are """people""" that unironically dislike Schooby

What did they mean by this
>>
nice "fight"
>>
>>74296990
Esparza is the worst ranked fighter in the ufc
>>
>Outboxed by JJ

Ffs it was Muay Thai that JJ pieced her up with, she was outstruck, not just outboxed. The kicks were a great favtor
>>
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HERE
>>
>>74296931
stop it
>>
>>74296994
holy shit what if we get full tits out in a fight kit malfunction
>>
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those titties poppin out tonight, boys
>>
>>74297004
>he does use The Troglodyte on a daily basis
>>
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>>74296994
>busty
>>
Dustin Hoffman vs Ayy Lmao

here. we. go!
>>
>>74296964
I was thinking of doing a Taleb, Felder, Lewis parlay @ 725

Black Beast is on a tear. Can't be stopped by mortals...
>>
who the fuck is commentating with stann?
>>
>>74296964
>he posted slip
>>
wtf is markos even doing
>>
They have literally LITERALLY done nothing so far in this fight

This should have been on 208
>>
this fight lmfao
>>
>Both wrestlers
>Wrestling stance
>0 strikes landed
>0 take downs landed
>>
Red is a power color which gives Markos an advantage but light brown is best. Carla will has a chance to succeed.
>>
>She's known as The Cookie Monster and it's pretty self-explanatory
>>
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>>74297001
>>
>>74297038
tbf, she has the biggest tits of any 115 fighter I've seen to date in the UFC
>>
>>74296964
tailing
>>
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>>74297038
Holly Holm-esque are her titties, Joe
>>
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God WMMA is such a fucking joke, get this shit out of here
>>
>>74297046
the todd
>>
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>>74296994
4u
>>
>>74297048
pigeon technique
>>
damn bitch coulda had esparza crucifixed but hesitated
>>
>>74297048
Seems like an anti-wrestling stance, as Carla likes to shoot for really low single-legs.

Basically it means literally nothing is going to happen in this 15 minute fight.
>>
>>74297068
He said self sufficient which makes even less sense.
>>
>>74296964

Wew
>>
>>74297038
for a fighter they're pretty big
>>
>this is WMMA 95% of the time

>technique of a guy who's been training for a few months

>strength of a well fed 13 year old boy

>reaction time of the average 60 year old man


TRUE fight fans don't condone this blatant fucking money grab for the mainstream. It waters down the quality of fights.. We could be watching 2 men fight right now.
>>
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>WMMA
>>
>WMMA
>>
>stann too fucking retarded to know what a crucifix is

top kek
>>
>red clothes but blue corner and vice versa
For what purpose gonna fuck the judges scores up i bet
>>
Randa Markos is unironically winning this round
>>
>>74297044
>tear
gets fucked for 3 rounds by who due to throwing idiotic kicks
split dec to roy fucking fatso
jej
>>
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>>74297077
kek
>>
>>74297113
WMMA is just eyecandy.
>>
hunchback of notre dame going to win
>>
>20 punches
>Zero damage
>>
Someone post titties!
>>
>>74297113

How's your game of "LoL" going loser?
>>
What the FUCK are they doing. Why did they put this on TV?
>>
ayy lmao btfo

10-8
>>
lmao @ that downsyndrome crucifix
>>
Ewa why does she have yellow feet?
>>
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>Womens MMA
>>
>ywn cum inside of Randa's tight ass
>>
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>>74297109
>>74297073
>Mackenzie Dern is 115lbs
>>
10-9 Markos
>>
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>>74297113
This

Fightfu faggot's are literal cancer on this sport
>>
stann is a fucking moron
>>
Esparza literally looked like she was out she wasn't even moving just eating shots
>>
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>>74297129
most of the girls aren't even cute
>>
only 10 more minutes :(
>>
I don't know what the fuck you guys are even on about.
It's like any dull moment in a fight between women gets >WMMA
>>
>>74297129
>all ugly dykes
>eyecandy
>>
This is just what Esparza always does. Disappointing, really.
>>
>WMMA
>WAS
>A
>MISTAKE

should've just had showcase females like honda, miesha, the borg

not full divisions

dana fucked up
>>
just post some bunda
>>
JUDGEMENT DAY FOR CARLA
>>
>>74297153

I want so see how Joanna ends this whore.
>>
>>74297129
not even
>>
If it goes to decision Canadian is always gonna win.
>>
Would Lil’ Sweet be better commentator than Grisham?
>>
>Men don't put on boring fights.
>>
>>74297169
see >>74296796
>>
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red hair wins the round
>>
Reddit loves women's fights.
>>
this alien is annoying to look at, I hope she gets heemed or subbed
>>
The amount of people that just went >WMMA proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>
>>74297179
>being this illogical
>>
>>74297179

Men boring fights >>> Female exciting fights
>>
>>74297179
>
name one faggot
>>
>>74297097
>anti-wrestling

i like this meme
>>
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>you now realise this is why carla ducked claudia
>carla is a former ufc champ
>>
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>>74297171
>joanna can handle this elite striking
>>
do boob shots have a place in wmma?
>>
Could you beat Esparza in a 1v1 street fight
>>
>>74297153
m-maybe racemixing isn't so bad
>>
>Nelson stops Kimbo with bitch punches because Kimbo can't defend himself from the crucifix
>this ref just lets that potato faced cunt eat hammerfists while he sits in the corner reading a book

MMA reffing is so bad they all need firing and the whole system needs rebuilding from the ground up, 0 consistancy between officials.
>>
>>74297118
Joe Lauzon felt like that may have happened in his fight against Jim Miller.

https://youtu.be/Aon5jRHEyZE?t=54s
>>
Is it just me or was Randa trying to be Cruz for a moment there
>>
>>74297198
>WMMA was a mistake.
>>
why is mma the only sport in the world that forces you to watch women compete?
>>
>>74297179
Dude you just opened a can of worms. Now all the r9k neckbeards are gonna jump on your case.
>>
>>74296560
Brazilians are worse than Muslimes
>>
randa looks like she is trying to be cruz
>>
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markos has huge titties
>>
Who /edge of your seat/ here?
>>
>>74297198
He mad
>>
>>74297179
>>74297188

Why are amerifats such cucks? You guys said trump would fix everything.
>>
>>74297213

Who brags about being able to beat up 115lbs women?
>>
>>74297213
I would literally fill her with my seed.
>>
>>74297227
$$$$$$$$


It's a cunning business move in todays political climate of "anything a man can do"
>>
The fuck is Stann on about? Esparza's windmilling arm punches with her head straight up, leading with her face.
>>
>>74297238
can someone post the webm of the guys banging on each other like bongos
>>
>>74297188
>I sit on a 4chan thread referring people to my witty original comment
This is why you're a virgin neet

How about you do one thing for me?
Enroll in a course or find yourself some work

You can't keep being such a detriment to your family, it's simply unfair for them

Return to me once you've accomplished the first step and we can work from there
>>
>>74297169
yea dana fucked up

im sure Rousey had 0 to do with WME buying them.

fucking moron
>>
>>74296580
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit fĂĽr das deutsche Vaterland
>>
RANDA FUCKING HER UP
>>
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>>74297207
>>
>>74297179
Dada5000 will fight in the 5th round better than this
>>
>>74297254
>cucks
Good buzzword you muppet.
>>
>>74297221
Joe Lauzon is an uncle fester looking faggot who cant take a loss like a man, Jim beat him in that fight and he needs to let it go, especially after he robbed that guy blind in his last fight.
>>
>>74297265
Based cheesecake assasain
>>
>friendly reminder the same people who enjoy WMMA want women in combat positions on the front line

>you now realize how fucking retarded they are
>>
>>74297179
>1 of 10 UFC WMMA fights are actually entertaining and display technique

Compare that to regular Male fights you dumb cuck
>>
>>74297268
Stop being a loser.

For once in your life.
>>
Her stance is good to show off the tetas
>>
>>74297284
If the burger fits my friend.
>>
>>74297269
American education system, ladies and gents
>>
>>74297268
how. original.
>>
Literally what are these bums even good at? Are they crossfit hoes who boxercise?
>>
>>74297259
this is all ronda's fault, even more reason to hate that bitch
>>
19-19
>>
Stann what are you talking about it was never that tight
>>
why do girls bother throwing punches when its physically impossible to knock someone out with girlarms?

stick to kicks, takedowns, and subs plz
>>
WMMA is a JOKE
>>
>>74297269
A-are you saying the UFC has got better since WME bought it?

Or are you agreeing that WMMA sucks and they did it just for the cash grab?
>>
I hate stann. he's the worst.
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>>74297265
>>
19-19
>>
>>74297325
don't let the amerifatburgerspergs hear you
>>
lmao

>sink in a choke for nearly a minute
>can't get the tap
>>
19-19
>>
randa has an underrated tittie game
>>
>>74297338
>english fighters with mullets
>>
I like watching them grapple but they should grease them up with honey or something.

Their striking is laughable, the kids in my gym have better fundamentals, it's crazy.
>>
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Can I get a quick help on this test
>>
i like how Markos has a red kit and red hair yet is in the blue corner
>>
>>74297263
I think he's trying to be nice
>>
>>74297338
cheers, couldn't remember what I had it saved as
>>
This is like manlet division fights without speed, power, and skills.
>>
>>74297321
to win decisions
>>
>>74297354
This

Has a titty ever popped out during a ufc fight?
>>
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>tfw when you got the strength of a 12 year old boy and can't finish a choke
>>
>>74297354
ferreal she's got some heavy iraqi funbags
>>
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>canadians
>women
can you even get more cucked
>>
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>Carla getting hit by meme spinning shit
>>
webm of esparza's 2 shots in round 1 and 2?
>>
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>>74297391
>>
the second the female fight starts the thread stops being comfy and turns into a shitfest, arent you morons tired of arguing over the same stuff over and over
>>
>>74297371
b
>>
Carla deserves to lose a cheeky split just for being a little ayy lmao
>>
>>74297169
>implying making a 5-person division just to showcase Ronda wasn't the actual mistake
>>
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>>74297338
He only went and won Bargain Hunt, the absolute madman.
>>
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okay maybe her tiddies are juicy
>>
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>>74297354
>>
Complete bore of a match. Can't even fap to it.
>>
>>74297403
>arent you morons tired of arguing over the same stuff over and over
This is a silly thing to ask on 4chan
>>
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>>74297265
This?

>>74297203
>>74297203
>>74297203
>>
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>>74297403
I love talking shit to WMMA fags

Fuckin goofs
>>
Hold up

You nerds are actually wasting your presidents dah weekend watching women's wmma? Get a lfe
>>
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>>74297286
fuck off
>>
>someone takes somebody down
>lol WMMA
>somebody gets hit by a strike
>lol WMMA
>somebody doesn't finish a choke
>lol WMMA

What the heck lads
>>
>lets go ronda
>>
SHEEM LEAKY
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>74297464
>>74297464
>>74297464
>>74297464
>>74297464

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>
Like watching my nieces fight each other.
>>
>>74297403
>i wish people with differing opinions than me would never post anything

You're from scotland aren't ya.
>>
>>74297466
>Lol WMMA.
>>
Randa went full retard

She was winning this round.
>>
Imagine getting triggered by women lmao
>>
>>74297325
you are correct for once
>>
markos is winning this round by a mile these commentators are fucking retarded

28-29 randa
>>
Think Esparza takes it 29-28

Especially if you want to count that knee as legal since the ref didn't call it
>>
>>74297463
Hold up

where da white wimmen at?
>>
give it to randa for the bants
>>
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Yeah in Macedo fight
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