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penguins are best wins

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pupper edition

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>>74264505

>>74264505
>17 tim

wat

>>74264487
Ok i bet my life savings
In Barkov we trust

>panthers have won a cup more recently than Canada

lol

>>74264516
finnish time

>>74264530
>panthers have won a cup
wtf

>>74264543
Sup sverige
What u drinkin?

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>>74264550
trocadero

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I like pupper editions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMUhQLYnY9M

skön t

traditions or not, they really shoudl hae early games fon frisdats

>>74264568
dopedopedope

>>74264550
hey drunk guy here I'm drunk

>>74264568
HIGH ON DOPE
GO TO BED

>>74264560
Is that soda? Or a light pilsner?
Never seen that "Trocadero" before

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>Yfw Bill wins the Fart Boss

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>>74264512
>>74264488
good puppers

>>74264587
soda

>>74264563
Only low iq rappers are fan of Matthews.

>>74264581
>>74264574
hi

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>>74264578
WHAT U DRINKIN

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>>74264592

>>74264587
do you have another trocadero in denmark?

>>74264602
but I already told you

>trocadero + smörgåstårta
today was a good day

>>74264614
Oh yeah molson guy
T.doppelbock guy

Post your butt

>>74264616
good choice

always drink fennoswede

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I want to watch Aho vs Rantanen but I'm tired because I fucked up my sleep schedule back to normal

>>74264616
Very very good posti

>>74264626
*snorts*

>>74264594
Aaah alright

>>74264606
Haven't seen anything that looks like it..
What does it taste of?

>>74264626
Just tape it on VHS I always do

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>>74264621

>>74264620
what game you gonna watch tonight

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finnish 101

>>74264645
None actually
I think i'll go to see the local Tappara-Ilves rivalry game tomorrow

>>74264656
fair enough. my local ahl team had all their home games the first half the season and now they are always on the road, only 2 weeks where they have more than one home game left so I'll be giving them priority too

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>>74264595
>speaking of low iq

>>74264651
I am literally doing that right now. I normally put gym shorts on but I didn't today

>>74264640
nice try

thats your armpit

Hoc going pretty wild now
>tfw there will never be a hoc meetup

>>74264636
carbonated orange+citrus+apple juice

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Teemu "i support Trump" Selänne
GOAT

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Having a Pirkka dark lager. Not great but whatever.

US
US AND THEM
AND AAFTER ALL WE'RE ONLY ORDINARY MEEEN

>>74264715
out of the way

>>74264681
I'd probably rape you

>>74264706
Lovely dog

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rewatching 2013 world championship review
https://youtu.be/6zb2F2rj2jA
good times

>>74264682
Sounds proper delicious!

>>74264681
Would you try and kiss me?

>>74264640
*BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

sniiiiiiiiiiiiiif........oh yes....sniff..... quite pungent...sniff

>>74264742
Rewatch these:
https://youtu.be/XuesqH0bYBA
https://youtu.be/jvlDVbdfbzg
https://youtu.be/b8TVTXkNhaE
:)

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>>74264753

>>74264747
Maybe if i was drunk enough

>>74264768
Why down people are always fat?

>>74264758
>>74264145 :)

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>>74264783
:(

>>74264505
rip woofer

pens vs bjs

>>74264810
>>74264810
>>74264810

>>74264782
genetics

>>74264769
nice

>>74264819
>penis vs bajs
hmm

>>74264676
He only did that so one day soon he can say he scored every team, faggit

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>>74264738

>>74264602
Shade 45 nigga

Why was Crosby allowed to punch Dubs with his stick in hand?

What do you think would be more painful?

Doan choosing to stay in Arizona to prevent moving around for his last few years and ending any hope of ever winning a cup

or

Doan choosing to move out of Arizona only to be stuck there because no one wants to trade for him, leaving him as worthless.

>>74265139
He lost any value 5 years ago
It's over

2017 Nolan Patrick Cup Winners vs Quebec Nordiques

Miro Heiskanen is literally the best player in the 2017 draft

>>74265163
If Roman fucking Polak can get you a 2nd round pick im sure Doan can get you something.

>>74265252
There is no such thing as a square cut and its mssing the ramp

>>74265301
Polak is only worth a 2nd if you're also throwing in the shitfest that was Torres.

>>74265272
i agree. He will be the next Ekman-Larsson

>>74265272
>>74265379
How high of a draft pick will he be?

>>74265406
6th pick

t.pro scout

>>74265433
Capped

>>74265351
What makes you think another team wouldn't swing another deal? Yotes have a tonne of cap space they can take on this year. There's plenty of teams interested in him trust me.

>>74265556
That's irrelevant. "Polak for a 2nd" is more from the value that comes from getting rid of a horrible contract to free up space on a team chasing the cup. Not Polak's own merits.

>>74265577
Doan has value you're just meming

>>74265593
I didn't say Doan has or hasn't got value, I replied to Polak's value. Not Doan's.

>>74265611
Well shit anon I can't keep track of everyone. I thought you were the same anon who said Doan lost any value 5 years ago.

>pickard

Top kek vacuum

>>74264886
>Laine holds a 100% shooting percentage against a team

E L I T E
L
I
T
E

Where are all the Canes meme posters?

>>74265740
it was the gwg as well

calculated af

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>>74265801
Right here lad. Tired after work

Skinner is a god

>>74265807
Pulju and Laine have the same number of goals for the Oilers.

>>74265827
Skinner the figure skater is based

>>74264488
stop with the gay fucking dog pictures

You all are emulating how women talk on tinder. A real pet is none because animals are fucking gay and smell.

also Predators are the best

/bundes/hoc/cric/ mashallah

Oh my god Pittsburgh fans are getting blown out in the game thread

>>74265853
fuck off psychopath.

>>74265891
>BlowJacket bandwagoner trying to recruit more people to his arguement

>>74265853
>being so mad at the preds fag that you falseflag as a preds fan to make him look bad
pretty pathetic teebeeaich

>>74265922
Yeah go get a pet worm and some cockroaches then, oh wait you don't want any because they stink and are dirty, but let's get a furry dog that sheds everywhere and will puke and shit on your belongings. you cuck is showing canada

>>74265942
wrong, there's 2 of us here, I'm the one who posts anime and makes the sick Saros edits, dogs are still fucking gay though

100th post. Also 00 dubs.

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Skinner 2nd goal incoming mark my words

>>74266059
0/2

have a pity (you)

Damn, Nieto needed to make that shot.

>>74266129
Did Staal get a piece of it?

Dont remeber who the Hurricanes player was but it looked like whoever it was did.

>>74266119
It was a desperate attempt. But thanks friend.

This Pongs vs BJs game
Pretty intense and entertaining, one of the most enjoyable games in a while tbqh

if the canes lose to the avs tonight the entire franchise should relocated to QC tomorrow

canes on FROGWATCH

>>74266452
Do the nickleback meme still exist?
Gotta love BJs twitter, they're fkn hilarious

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>>74266426
>tfw best former WHA team

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>>74266452
>>74266452
>the shitty of shittsburgh

>>74266426
>quebec
>hockey city

this must be bait?

>>74266467
Yeah, because all of the others are gone

>>74266480
you just mad cause jokerit relocated to the KHL. relocationcuck

>>74266426
Seattle > Quebec

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I'm drunk, lads.

>>74266510
they'll use seattle as an expansion team since they don't have an arena or ownership group yet. need time to get their shit together. meanwhile QC is entirely ready to go, perfect for a relocating team(like carolina is looking)

>>74266547
Is this from that game where he took his skate off and tried to stab the goalie?

>>74266562
No, it's the one where he broke his stick over his knee and went for Laine's jugular.

>>74266552
Makes sense tbqh

Didn't the Canes owner want Canes to stay in North Carolina though?
Any possibility the Islanders will be looking outside of NY?

Why give team to quebec? All they would do is be a poop team, and hog all 1st round picks and ruin them and never win SC.

>>74266614
This. Fuck Quebec, French Canadian genocide NOW.

>>74266614
>country with 0 nhl teams
>having an opinion on who deserves one

lol

Pickard making some great saves.

JACKETS WIN JACKETS WINNNNNNNNNNN DUBI GAME WINNER

>Pengloses
Should have been a regulation L if not for refpuck

>>74266652
Thanks for keeping Crosby pointless BJ bro

>>74266692
He's scored 2 points in 3 games against Columbus he's been exposed

>>74266637
>74266637
imagine nhl team in finland

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>penguins lose
can't wait for them to be half dead come playoffs and get swept in the first round

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FIRST MTL GAME SINCE CLODE WAS HIRED 2 MORROW

AGAINST THE JATS

predictions? hopes?

https://youtu.be/TMUhQLYnY9M

Wew

This poor Providence goalie keeps getting run by his own team. Same D Man did it twice in a row. Knocked in a goal the first time and took a penalty the second time.

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>Canucks are 4 points out of playoffs
>Canucks are 28th in the league

Hmm... we might just be able to get 1st overall AND make the ploffs...

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DUBIIIIIIII

Bob has been playing on fire.

>>74266736
which one of those is Auston Matthews?

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Are we really about to lose to the Avs?

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Go Canes

>>74266721
Hope Habs get blown out. Hate Julien.

>>74266721
Stabilization as the obvious best team in the >atlantic. A shootout win with Laine potting a few for peg on the other side. Loose relaxed players, Radulov probably takes off a bit.

>>74266721
Montreal go on a losing streak and fall out of the playoffs with the Canes passing them last second for the 2nd WC.

>>74266736
I already posted this fagglord
>>74264563

>>74266847
I dont care

>>74266597
>Didn't the Canes owner want Canes to stay in North Carolina though?

he did but recently changed his stance and said he is willing to sell to anybody. IMO wanting to sell to someone in north carolina is just posturing for the sake of the fanbase

>Any possibility the Islanders will be looking outside of NY?
potentially, but unlikely. they have a few more years before they have to leave barclays which is enough time to get an alternative together.

Ornskoldsvik is rightful British Columbian clay

>>74266856
Fucking nigger laffer fuck you

>>74266805
Go C-(ill yourself)

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>>74266797
:^)

Ovetime, Duchene getting the winner.

>>74266868
hurrr durrr gib me attention and le upboat

Faulk just lost the game for us

>>74266870
I sincerely hope that you find what you're looking for

>>74266895
i went out for a run and i want to wring my sweat out of a towel into your coca cola

>>74266866
>Tfw Kelowna is reaching big city status and people the population will spread beyond a corner of the province
Feels good man

>>74266922
city uses the transcanada as the main street =/= """big city"""

sorry ladlet

>>74266955
>transcanada

this trans shit is going too far

even our country is a tranny

>>74266910
You probably ran around a block, so there's nothing there boi

Avs win! It is a rare occurence.

If the Canes relocate I'm done with hockey.
I suffered after it happened to the Thrashers and now this.
I'm not getting attache to the Lightning next.

QUEBEC WE FOUND YOU

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Just relocate my shit up

Fuck the refs in this game too

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entire canes franchise on waivers WHEN?

HAHAHAHAHA I ACTUALLY THOUGHT MY LIFE WOULD BE HAPPY FOR ONCE I THOUGHT I WOULDNT SUFFER HAVING MY NEW TEAM MOVE AFTER MY OLD ONE MOVED. HAHAHAHA LET ME GRAB MY GUN NOW

>>74266961
to be honest it's kinda warm today so i got kinda sweety

>>74266955
10% growth per census, Kelowna will take one for the Land. At about 200,000 metro it's almost as large as Regina. Just need to build more housing. At least Alberta niggers stopped moving there and it's just people that don't want to live in the lower mainland now

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>2 GWGs on 3 game night

clutch as fuck

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>>74267010
"Hmm... looks like Kelowna needs some diversity..."

>>74267034
Don't kid yourself, Kelowna is still back country bible thumping white enough to have anti-abortion rallies at a University

>>74267056
Is Kelowna the white man's last bastion in Canada?

Seems like a good place to retire.

Fuck this team.
Enjoy years of suffering, Quebec.

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>>74267094
je ne parle pas englais, mon amis. parlez-vous francais?

>>74267078
It's nice, but it's grown fast enough that it's completely outstripped it's housing. So it's getting pricey until they start building more

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>>74267122
>housing
>getting expensive

Hmm... I wonder who could be behind this...

>>74267010
i was just memeing, but desu they really need to work on their infrastructure. it's a medium sized city that still runs itself like a small town. it'll be a problem in the future unless addressed.

>>74267100
Je peux parler un peu de français.

Fuck you animefag you spelt anglais wrong too

>>74267131
Chinks are afraid of the interior, nothing but inter provincial transplants

>>74267143
Stupid white goy--I mean, guy. They're pushing you out from the cities then they're moving inland.

Who's getting Duchene?

No one, Avs keep him and Landeskog and prepare for next year.

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I will be posting a cricket knowledge test tomorrow, and YOU WILL be banished from /hoc/ if you fail

>>74267201
learn how to reply newfaggot

>>74267201
>prepare for next year
Kek

>>74267210
Eat poop.

>>74267201
Gonna take a little longer than a year for them to turn it around.

>>74267235
They will be shedding a few bad contracts on old players at the end of the year, just need to get their defense sorted. If they don't trade any of their young core they will have plenty of money to play around with since most are signed to team friendly deals.

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>>74267131
DELETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74267275
defense "sorted"? they need to rebuild it almost entirely, plus actually get a bottom-6. that team has no depth.

honestly blowing it up wouldn't be so bad, they looked like a team that did not want to play together when i saw them a couple weeks back

>>74267308
Don't worry, the Avs will take Liljegren with the 3rd pick

>>74265891
pissburgh fans get btfo by everyone. their banter levels are extremely low.

We're all going to be dead in 80 years, guys.

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>>74267450
>He fell for the death meme

Dat Jagr goal. Mmm baby.

>>74267450
I don't think you understand.

I literally believe I can't die. I'm the centre of the universe and everyone does, in fact, revolve around me.

Everyone around me is a figment of my imagination. When I close my eyes, the world closes around me.

When I sleep, everything ceases. When I "die", everyone dies along with me.

I will not die. Nothing around me is real. Everything exists because I exist.

>>74267206
Get the fuck out, /cric/ is dead

>>74267450
i like to think i will still be avlive at 94 though.

>>74267475
The truth will be revealed to you when you die.

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>>74267467
He just got away with murder

What is the best place in Canada, someone who hates hockey and the NHL, and who loves and likes soccer and major league soccer (MLS)?

>>74267508
Iqaluit

>>74267508
In the cities, specifically in the parts with higher crime rates

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Why did the nucks get rid of these gorgeous jerseys to become the north seattle frozen seahawks?

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>>74267516
>implying
iqaluit is /hockey city/

>>74267557
What is the best state in the United States, someone who hates the NFL, the MLB (major league baseball) NBA and the NHL, and who only loves and only likes soccer and major league soccer (MLS)?


the state of soccer

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Had your avocado today lads?

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>>74267541
Because blue and green were the Canucks colours when they started in 1970. Xeahawks came after

>>74267563
youre mom

sadness covers me like a blankewt

>>74266721
Laine Hatty #4

>>74267565
>Paying for avocados
>In the winter
You might not have a winter, but we do

Games are getting so fucking boring to watch since all teams do is throw random shit towards the net for tips, literally every play is the same.

>>74267600
Thats great fucker

>>74267605
what's winters preshus

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kippers on waivers WHEN? i think we could get /cric/ to claim her

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>>74267479
Nice try mr subcutaneous fat

Viktor Arvidsson is the most complete NHL player right now

>>74267100
médiocrement

>>74267713
fucking padbabby

>>74267638
thanks buttman

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>>74267713
Got nothing on Thicksby

>>74267638
goalies are just way too good, tips are the best way to score on a lot of them

gotta do more than just change their pants but it's the fucking nhl so nothing will happen

>>74267742
Pads and Gloves are changing next season, pants were something they thought would be ok to change midseason

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who /loyal to bad teams/ here?

Is David Pastrnak elite?

>>74267803
yes

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>>74267792
>soon

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>>74267792
Present

>>74267809
what the hell are they doing

>>74267814
whales swim into the shallows and get stranded on the beach like retards some
times

no one knows exactly why

>>74267814
They died and washed up or are severely sick and beached themselves.

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>>74267827
>no one knows exactly why

Kinda like what the Canucks management is doing.

>>74267814
>>74267827
This>>74267836

Whales will beach themselves so they can still have oxygen flow since they would sink and die due to disease otherwise. People literally kill whales faster by pushing them back into the ocean

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>>74267837
>"we have 5 games to access our team"
>tfw the deadline is in 4 games now
>3% chance of making the playoffs
>Still accessing
Literal retardation

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>>74267866
>access
>accessing

looks like the fans are just as retarded as the GM

>>74267874
he means access because benning locked himself out of his room and he doesn't know it's a "pull" door instead of a "push" door, hence he can't access his phone to make trades

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>>74267874
Seems fitting

Another big night for Jake Virtanen

THREE shots

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>>74267891
*Jakke Virtanen

>>74267924
Jakka Virtanainen

>>74267927
Jakelaine Jakkekekonen

>>74267924
Holy shit Poopinajarvi looks like such a fucking gook there, all hes missing is the yellow skin

http://m.miniinthebox.com/fi/0-35-m-dc-5-5mm-jack-virta-nainen-barrel-2-mies-plug-barrel-connector-splitter-cable-free-shipping_p1591455.html

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Just got off the phone with a surgeon who wishes to not be named. I was talking to him about a family members surgery and mentioned I was a hockey fan. He told me he installed ass implants on Sidney Crosby in 2010.

>Canucks 2015 5th round pick Adam Gaudette now has 48 points in 30 games in the NCAA
We're going to make it bros

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>>74267938
>Jack Virta Nainen
>Plug

>>74267941
most teams have at least 1 prospect doing well lmao

>>74267941
>Canucks hype machine moving from Virtanen to Boeser and now to this nobody 5th round pick

Desperation is a sorry state.

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>>74267941
He's literally our only prospect.

Ever since Boeser starting dating Benning's daughter, he's been busting hard.

>>74267947
LOL

>>74267952
Fuck Boeser is hot
I would definitely suck him to completion

t. cantpucks fan

>>74267952
Hopefully it's just his hand injury, but it seems like it was a team effort last season. Still should be 2nd liner if he practices skating

>>74267964
It sucks he can't carry a team by himself. Really hope his wrist is fucked. His coach already said he won't be in college next year, so he'll probably be in the AHL.

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>>74267951
>Virtanen
>Hype machine
I wasn't around then, was it real? Because statistically he's always been shit and played on a team filled to the brim with overages. Should have been pretty clear he was terrible by the 2015 WJC (2016 was the one where he went GOAT mode)

>>74267977
Everyone knew he was shit. At the draft no one wanted him.

Except HF retards.

>>74267977
He peaked in his D -1 year.

>>74267952
Boeser is a faggot whiox player. They literally make you stand outside nude during January until one of your testicles gets severe frostbite as freshman hazing.

>>74266426
>>74266510
so did we decide where the canes are moving to after tonight?

i think hartford should be in contention

>>74267132
it just seems that way because everyone piles into the city in the summer and they've got their screaming kids and don't know where anything is so the traffic just completely shits itself

september to april it's a ghost town

>>74268003
What the hell is wrong with white people?

Reminds me of that hazing in the US that got out of control when a basketball player had an entire carrot shoved up his ass.

>>74268015
Americans have the worst "culture" in the world.

>>74268080
>he's never been forced to rape someone at threat of hot coal stoker

>>74267952
>>74268003
>Tfw Borck is just dying inside and hoping that autistic girl understands his pain and get him the help he needs to recover from Americanitis

>>74268080
It's better having a culture than fucking none mate.

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>>74268287
>He thinks it's possible to not have a culture
>He thinks American culture is anything to celebrate

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>canagays

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>>74268363
>tfw I started Thicksby posting
>tfw falling for that shapely bee-hind
I-I'm still straight, right guys??

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psssst..

take the /cric/pill kid

i wish Canada the country had a collective penis that i could suck to completion and also hockey is my favorite sport

>>74267475
Wow. So this is what causes one to become a tripfag. I submitted this to the APA. I'm sure we have discovered a new branch of psychology.

>>74268667
It's philosophy and the particular idea is solipsism, which is ancient.

>>74268715
Hockey is the most educated sport

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>>74268743

Are Finland and Sweden at war yet? What side did Jesse Puljujarvi take? What about his brother Magnus Paajarvi?

Chatted with Puljus dad at the kkk supermarket yesterday.

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>tfw the dead things are back for the foreseeable future

>>74268977
what did he buy?

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>tfw Matthews won't win the Calder

Puljujärvi is just superior in every aspect....

>>74268977
Is he upset his son was sent to Bakkärsfeldän?

>>74269021
Dunno saw him at the parking lot. We used to work together.

>>74269034
Nah, he said it's good for his development. He is a hockey guy and knows these things.
He was pretty good himself as a kid.
Had his knees not give up he'd probably made it as a pro.

>>74269021
2 jars maraschino cherries
1 dragon fruit
3 boxes Gushers fruit snack
17 eggs
2 cans condensed milk
1lb potato salad (he has embraced superimperial system)
1 handful sausages

>>74269061
no bonaqua?

>>74269061
>1 handful sausages
God bless the imperial system

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>>74269083
>there are countries who use a foot of a dead foreign king to measure things

superial > sucktric

>>74269101
What's 1 millimeter in inches?

>>74269106
Who cares?

>>74269088
lmao what is Bill doing

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>>74269110
Right XD

>>74269110
Ur mom

>>74269106
About 1/25 iirc

>>74269106
What's one megaliter in Kelvin?

Checkmate.

Hello good morning

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>>74269132
Could you be more specific?

>>74269137
Fuck off

>>74269144
Find a ruler that measures inches and then measure your dick, that should tell you

How tall are you in metric, Finland?

>>74269162
0,0017 kilometers

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>>74269168
>he's a finnish manlet
KEK

the worst life imaginable

>>74264518
You are welcome.
Paypal me my fee 10%.

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>>74269162
179 but I say im 180.

Feels ok being average, doesnt feel good that my brother and father are taller.

>>74269056
Was he angry that they kept him in Edmonton for so long?

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please talk to me

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>>74269237

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>>74269237
>>74269249
>doubting Jeb!

SURGE INCOMING

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>>74269258

@74269237

I don't want to talk to you Jeb, also get out of my country, you're not welcome here.

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>>74269266
s-shut up george

Gonna start reading a book lads, wish me luck

>>74269330
Good luck la'

Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight your brain can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>74269330
Which book?

who has the biggest dick in NHL?

How about AHL?

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>>74269364
It's rated 4.18 on GoodReads which is much higher than some of the doorstopper classics I bought at rummage sales like Grapes of Wrath and Robinson Crusoe etc

I never even heard of it until I went to a book salesman and asked if he had anything not depressing as fuck and he gave me this and Siddhartha

>>74269363
Thanks kiwifriend

>>74269394
START WITH THE GREEKS

>>74269377
Barkov
Puljujärvi