Anon from 4chan you're on the fan. Ughhhh Whats up anon?

**I MOVE AWAY FROM THE PHONE TO BREATHE IN

Hey Mike how are you big fan. I'd like to talk about the Mets and Rangers

Hey, Mike, long time caller, first time listener. Should the Jets draft Deshaun Watson? I feel like he'd really have a great impact on the team and the culture of the city.

What's Andy Pettitte's ERA Mike?

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>>74262704
>>74262713
>>74262717
*autistic screeching*

>>74262663
Hey Mike, first listener, long time caller. Do you think Manfred should get rid of the Cincinnati Reds? Like, what's the point anymore? The rust belt is completely dead.
I'll hang up and then decline to listen to your response. Thanks.

>>74262663
Mike, whats up, so do you think the knicks should get vince lombardi to coach them?

Hey Mike, old baby boomer from Queens here. Let me suck your dick and stroke your ego for 10 minutes

>>74262663
Hey Mike, long time listener and caller. Why did your father leave you? Why did your brother commit suicide? Are you that horrible? Also, about them Mets. *click*

I feel like /sp/ should have one big call-in to Mike before he retires. We ought to get in a last crack at trolling him.

Hey Mike. Long time first time. Can you imagine if there was a sports radio show where the host vocally admits he doesn't like hockey and doesn't know anything about it? Imagine if that guybwould become visually upset if his listeners tried to talk about their professional hockey team. Imagine if that guy ate up the vast majority of the stations air time?

Crazy I know.

*spills diet coke*
*fires monz*

>>74262663

hey mike, long time fan

lets say we were in a heated playoff game, and the score was 3-3 in the bottom of the 9th

now, there's 2 men on, but you've already gone though your bullpen because your pitcher blew out his arm in the 5th, and now the only option you have left is andy pettite

Anyone else going to Francesacon?

>>74263183
Is the pope catholic?

Hey Mike Phil Rizzuto sucked dick and doesn't belong on the hall of fame

>>74262897
Nobody cares about hockey Boomer

Have any of you actually called in?

I've called in maybe 10x over the years and he just obliterates me.

>>74264244
I've called into JJ After Dark but never Mike

>>74264244
I'm too scared

>>74264244
You're too young for 4chan, Mike from New Haven.

Serious note, that was hilarious when Mike called in to cry about the van gundy leaving the knicks in 2001 and Francesa cracked jokes about him being too young for that to have mattered to him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVlIBQBUmQ

Are Italian-Americans from New York white?

>>74264192
Boomers show is better

Is Mike the GOAT radio personality?

No one can ever come close in my opinion, going to be a sad day when he is off the air.

>>74264363
Dan Patrick

>>74264363
30 years and still numba one

>>74264344
Mikes Horse, Mangonation, didn't do too well two weeks ago in some race.

>>74264192
I want to punch Al Dooks in the face every time I hear that

Is Mike from New Haven really only 15 years old?

He sounds more mature than me and Im 25

hey mike, how ya doin, long time fan, just wanna touch in before you sign off the airwaves forever. Y know, the kids n I have listening to you for years, always a treasure to hear you speak the wisdom of baseball

But I gotta ask ya: when it gets right down to it, y know CC's gonna fall off the wagon again, right?

>>74264399
It's Eddie who keeps playing it.

>>74264422
He says he's 16. Joe once asked if he's kissed a girl yet.

>>74264545
lmao I remember it was when the kid said "i got big news" or something btw, joe and evan are definitely taking over mikes spot

>>74264363
The Golden Age was late 90s/early 00s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mIiDpfoSqw

>>74262747
underrated post

>>74265349
>joe and evan are definitely taking over mikes spot

Well, the sports pope did give them his blessing.

>>74265438
Literally the only time hes not a dick is with Mad Dog

>>74265349
>>74266364
They suck i really hate that jew fuck and the old fart

Fuck all Jets and Mets fans

>>74267994
Why? I don't get this irrational hatred for Joe and Evan

I miss when Mike and Mad Dog were still together.

>>74271743
im a jets fan but i hate joe and evan

joe just bitches about everything, evan is okay but he's not really very interesting either.

sad day when mike retires

>>74271856
So much this

Joe and Evan just have shit sports opinions. They also try too hard to make everyone happy.

>>74262663
I only know this guy from O&A making fun of him

>>74273360
O&A are terrible though

>>74273360
because they're jealous of the Sports Pope
mike is fucking BASED
fuck the haters
I do like Artie's prank callers though lel

do the san Francisco Giants and the new York Giants get together for dinner if one of them is in the others city?

Do you think Mike thinks traps are gay?

>>74279791
Of course, he wouldn't even entertain such a foolish question

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>>74264344
Mike is Portuguese.

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Hey guys. What is going on in this thread?

>>74280930
nice

>>74280930
KeK?

Mike how about a 15 minute monolog on how you would improve the NFL and MLB?