>tfw receive SI swimsuit edition in the mail >none of them

>still getting SI

JUST

>>74253738
Had to use my airline miles on something

Seriously what is the point of it?

I get the point of the Bodies Issue of ESPN the Magazine but not this.

>Why am I getting sexy images of girls in the mail

>>74253775
Something about "the brand"

But yeah
You can get free porn off of the internet
Why would you pay for nearly but not naked women?
Why isn't this a big deal among feminists?

>>74253795
>fridge upton
>sexy

>>74253834
women are hotter clothed, plus they are actual models instead of just washed up sex dolls

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>straight fire

>>74253795
It's just frustrating. They are hot but these photoshopped pictures do nothing for my dick. In 2017 I need to see hot bitches get fucked on camera

>Swimsuit issue
>She isn't wearing a swimsuit

Really makes me think

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>SI
I didn't even know that was still being published.

>>74253855
You can literally Google "blonde big tits" and find one as good looking or close enough getting drilled up the ass

>>74254205
no mystery there champ

>>74254217
Why would you need this shit?

That angle almost makes her hips not look square.

I disagree, OP, I thought the Aly Raisman set was worth fapping to

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>This is a 10/10 in Burgerland

>Pictures of sexy women dressed in bikinis are designed exclusively for men

There's a reason they say the designer and price of the swimsuits. That shit's more for women than it is for men nowadays

>>74253727
Playboy is going to start showing baked bitches again. Subscribe to that.

>>74254470
Naked*

>>74254470
>Playboy is going to start showing baked bitches again
Nah that's High Times

>>74254443
jesus, at least the other fatty was good looking or at least better poses.

>>74254443
Ronda Rousey?

>>74253727
>Simone Biles
wtf who that was a good idea? Probably they just wanted Raisman but the jew in her let biles come along

>>74254443
An-any more pics, just to make fun of her haha. She's so fat I bet her stomach is even bigger if we could see it haha

>>74254443
More

>>74254443
HOT DAMN MY DICK

>>74254443
Fuck you traitor, MOAR

>>74254443
If she lost 30 pounds, that ass would get tore up

>>74255333

>tfw you will never have your face smothered between her thicc, sand-coated thighs

why

>body paint "swimsuit"
I hate this shit.

>>74255393

I'd let her eat my dick then i'd take her to McD's for whatever she wanted.

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>>74255420
Uh uh, we going to Golden Coral tonight baby

>>74255420
>Encouraging cannibalism

You are one fucked up human being aren't you.

>fapped to a fatty
>fapped to still pics
>fapped to clothed woman
>all in one go

It's like I'm 13 again. Neat.

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>>74253775
it was like playboy for preteens

>>74253727
>swimsuit edition
>not wearing a swimsuit

They have to put fat chicks in these magazines now so retarded feminists will buy it. Normal guys just look at porn instead of this now.

>>74254470
Thank God because I've spent the last year not knowing where to find pictures of naked girls during the year of non-nude playboy.

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Stop looking at sexualized images of women. You're fucking with your brain just like (((they))) want you too.

The nu-male epidemic in this country is strictly related to how much porn kids are watching these days.

>>74254443
I can't stop laughing at how hideous this picture is

>>74255766
>Not watching porn with your gf

You've never been laid have you?

>>74255982
shhh you're interrupting his memes

>>74253727
Has she always been a fridge? I swear there was a point where she at least looked like she had curves.

>>74255333
>>74255368
>>74255393
my test

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>>74255982
>Watching porn with your gf
>"Yeah you faggots are so jelly that my gf fantasizes about other men! I even watch her get fucked off other guys sometimes, I say she can because that's just how alpha I am!"

Faggot goes to plebbit gets pumped with massive shot of many cuckpills, thinks he's alpha and changes - KEKOLD. Many such cases! Sad.

>>74256561
aren't you fantasizing of fucking the drugged up sluts on the vid?

eh whatever, don't care enough to get gf, or porn until i pump it out and close them out.

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>>74255413
Funny. I love it when it involves Caro Wozniacki.

>>74256671
Eh it would look better if she had a real swimsuit on.

>>74255409
i can't stop laughing. these look like terrible photoshop.

>>74255409

I kinda like it. Nice change of pace from the stick thin 6ft models. I like a little variety.

>>74255982
>watching porn with your gf

This some cuck shit desu senpai

>>74256853
This

>>74256073

She always had huge tits and absolutely no hips.

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MY DICCCCC

https://twitter.com/SI_Swimsuit/status/832216924104843264

>>74257527
>"STUNS!"
Umm, excuse me, stuns who? She didn't stun me. Did she "stun" the photographer? Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure you're not saying it to generate hype. As if that matters anyway. Here's a "stunning" idea, SI: don't tell me what I should find "stunning" or not. Same goes for all these other shitty websites that make these headlines that declare how we all should feel about something. It's not a good look my dudes.

>>74254443
Fucking disgusting

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what did she mean by this

>>74257604
>put it inside filthy goy

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>>74257607
seems lewd

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>>74254443
>not posting the best one
>implying you aren't gay if you wouldn't fuck this

>>74257672
Beached whale

>>74257679
Gay
a
y

>>74255982
>watching porn with your gf

haha neck yourself, cuckold

>si thread
>no one has posted barbi pics

what did they mean by this?

>>74257703
Fats deserve to be shamed, sorry.

>>74257604
>>74257612

Kike girls always have such nice asses, naomi russel, abella danger, I need to find a jew girl with a nice ass

>>74253727

kek, i saw an entire box of this same issue bust open and pour out onto the floor today at work.

Hello where is the genie?

>>74254443
Fucking fatass landwhales are now ruining SI? What a goddamn tragedy.

They must be including them now to attract the nig demographic.

>>74253727
american moralism.
In yurop when female athletes or famous personalities decide to get naked and sexy they have the decency to show their nipples

>>74254443
keeeek

>>74257672
ugly manface and disgusting fat body.

>>74257607
kek

>>74253855
dubs confirms

>>74257561
gayest post itt

>>74257604
Is this in the magazine? Goddamn what a whore. Her parents must be proud.

need to see Upton BlACKED desu

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>>74257672

It's from before the porn age. Stop being underaged and enjoy tasteful models for once.

>putting landwhales in publications like this because muh body positivity
Getting sick of this meme
There is literally nothing wrong with acknowledging beauty standards exist for a reason and weren't just thought up by the patriarchy

>>74259491
For real. The Brazilian Playboy actually got one of those in the cover.

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>>74253727
>none of them are naked or being penetrated
are you some sort of gross pedophile pervert?

>ywn be cleaning out the garage and find your older brother's hidden Hustler stash again
2005 was a glorious year ;_;

I still look forward to these desu. Just a habit from when I was younger.

>>74259491
Remember any girl can be whatever they want to be
Even if it's a profession which contributes nothing to society and her body type would typically invalidate their qualifications for said profession

>>74257612
>>74257604

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Why would they put a fridge on the cover?

>>74253727
I want to know why this gets such big coverage every year
It's so fucking stupid

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muh dikk

>>74259613
One of the hottest models i've ever seen desu, though i don't like that photoshoot at all

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>>74259491
Have you considered that you may just be low test and have shit taste? She is fine as hell

>>74259712
she is , just not for sports and she is far from perfect

>>74259712
>crotch bulge bigger than most men's

>>74259862
why have you seen most men's bulges? ;^)

>>74259491

When 50% of the population are lard asses, you have to lower the standards. Apparently, being morbidly obese is now a beautiful, heroic thing.

>>74255409
>>74255393
>>74255368
>>74255333

I hate this whole "fat is beautiful" bull shit. She's not sexy, she's fat. Just because you feel secure about your weight doesn't make you desirable in the eyes of the majority; especially not so much that you'd be taking space from attractive skinny women in a magazine showing off the most attractive swimsuit models in the world (supposedly). You wouldn't see a fat disgusting man posing in a magazine like this in one of those firemen calendars for women.

tldr; I have fat people

>>74259932

*hate

>>74257672
MAN THE HARPOONS

>>74259712
I started the low test meme as a way of exposing /fit/ fatty chasers

And you fell for it

I'd fuck that fat girl hard tbrhas

>>74257527
Did they really post the whole issue on twitter aahahaha

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>>74259712
These fucking stretch marks.

Fucking nasty

>>74254443
>>74255333
>>74255368
>>74255409
>>74257672
wait a second, those aren't shoops?
they're actually in the magazine?

>>74259982
I don't chase fatties I just have high test

And no you didn't

>>74260056
The only shooping is the ones done to retouch those photos to make her look like less of a whale.

>>74254443

You are fake news, get out.

>>74260062
You're a fat chaser son, the woman you posted is fat. There's no discussion there.

>>74260062
you're on an anonymous image board, friend, you don't have to be a closet case here

>>74260115
No. She is THICC. Real fucking thicc. There is a difference between fat and thicc, I shouldn't have to explain this but oh well

Look at her proportions. The weight is distributed
nice and thiccly, not fattily. Plus her breasts and attractive face. You guys are just low test and couldn't please her with your 3 inches anyway

>>74260202
>falling this hard for the chubby chaser meme

>>74258758
wow

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>>74257604
>>74257612
>>74258758
>"Here it is boys, stick it in!"
I have a feeling she's trying to be "artsy" and "classy" and justify in her own mind this photoshoot by making gymnastics-like poses or something, but she actually manages to look a lot sluttier than all the other sluts, who at least are in somewhat model-like poses and aren't just presenting their asses and dying for insertion.

>>74259862

>crotch bulge bigger than mine

FTFY

>>74260202

>he actually believes what he reads on /fit/

Embarrassing tbqh.

>>74254443
jesus christ what is happening to this country

High test

>>74254443
Holy cow! Lol get it?

>>74261141
He's just a NYRfag let him be.

The best Swimsuit issue was either the one with the original bodypaint or the one with the girl with the chainmail bikini for the cover.

Just because I remember they had a few girls actually pose topples or in white, wet shirts where you could clearly see their nipples.

>>74261236
good one bro xp

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>has nothing to do with sports
>is not in shape in any way shape or form to be in a sports magazine

Why do they hire these women?

>>74253727
ever since her nudes got leaked these swimsuit editions are lost on me

>>74261477
To make Donald Trump mad or something. Why do these people do anything, haven't you seen their logical thought process?

>How can I really get back at those Nazis?
>I've got it! I'll chop my dick off and tell them I'm a woman!
>No wait! I'll tell them I'm a BLACK woman
>Haha my progressiveness is going to beat them so hard!

It's no different with this. Put it on rebbit or somewhere and they'll tell you Marilyn Monroe was that size too and X many years ago she would have been a size 6 etc.
I still don't think it's right taking a picture like that though instead of just rolling it back into the ocean.

>>74255982
You're supposed to fuck your girlfriend. Not watch other people fuck you stupid cuck.

>>74261477

Someone needs to help that beached manatee.

>>74261506
I missed those, was it during the fappening?

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>>74259535
i approve of this viper posting

>>74261477
BRRRRAAAAAAAPPP

Upton's nudes during The Fappening were the worst of the bunch.

>>74255409
Fat with no ass should be a crime

>>74253869
top kek

>>74255409
what the fuck is this garbage?

>>74261547
This has to be the most autistic post I've seen in a while, which is saying a lot.

>>74257604
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

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>>74262599

I like fat girls a lot. I'm happy that SI is now catering to my interests.

>>74262818
yeah, i guess exclusively fucking slim women could lead to problems in america

>>74254470
>again

you mean playboy doesn't show naked chicks now?

>>74263019
Correct

>>74253843
Never stop being a faggot, Canada

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>>74254443
>this is AFTER makeup, lighting and photoshop

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when will they stop trolling and give Sam Hoopes the top spot /sp/?

>>74255699
Exactly. There was a time when seeing attractive women in bikinis was amazing. With the advent of the internet, they might as well be wearing parkas.

>>74257679
I'd stick my dick in her blowhole.

i remember furiously masturbating to this as a young lad

thicc women are truly the best

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>>74263277
>not Hannah

>>74253871

>In 2017 I need to see hot bitches get fucked on camera

Congratulations on being 20 years behind civilization I guess. Porn hasn't done anything for me since the Bush Administration. Nowadays I gotta do shit like search Ebay for women's clothes and find a semi-cute seller modeling their own clothes.

>>74265920
raping her should be legal

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>>74266164
indeed

>>74257607
Nice

>>74266017
This is all kinds of sad

>>74266722

I'm pretty happy, I just require novelty to be stimulated and 20 years of internet has made porn completely mundane for me. Maybe VR will one day bring me back to it who knows.

>>74267447
have you considered getting a gf??

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>>74261574
gay

>>74254481
Underrated asf

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>>74259712
>stretch marks

stop pushing your fat acceptance agenda, america

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>>74265920
>not Rose

>>74254443
b r e h s

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people are too mean to kate upton

besides having no arse she is perfect

>>74270116
why doesn't she show her tits now that we've all seen them

reeee

>>74270145
I haven't

>>74254443
>>74255333
>>74255368
>>74255393
>>74255409
These kinda make it look like she uses a wheelchair to get around

But she's better looking than any girl most of you have slept with because she's breathing and probably has a vagina

>>74261477
>>74257612
>>74257604
>>74256671
>>74255409
>>74254443
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>74253727
>can get porn for free
>buy a magazine with a fat lady on the cover
>without any nipples
Americans are so dumb tbqh

>>74255982
t.cuck

>>74270116
she is a man with big tits, nd a slightly prettier and more feminine face than the average male.